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In my grandmas house alone for a week. What should i do /b/ Pic

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In my grandmas house alone for a week. What should i do /b/
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>>734207006

post your address on craiglist multiple times looking for faggots and traps and all sorts.

beat the fuck out of them as they arrive, or suck them off, whichever floats your boat more.

wear your grans clothes while you do it.

checkem
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Panty raid
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>>734207141
here u go
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>>734207006
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>>734207803
Im a guy
But you can see my man tits if u really want
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>>734207947
Post'em
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>>734208168
Here u go
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>>734208592

holy fucking shit.

i thought a bit of man tit, not an actual fucking pencilcase holding sag.
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>>734208723
Well u did ask
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>>734208592
Put on your granny's bra
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>>734208853

you been lifting weights with them things? jeez

how the fuck did they get so saggy?
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>>734208592
hire a personal trainer for the week jesus
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>>734208939
Idek
>>734208948
Nah im good
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>>734208939
If i straighten my back then they are perky
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>>734207006
HMU on Kik and we'll have some fun
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>>734207947
Rolling for dubs for OP to time stamp wearing grandmas underwear
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>>734209448
Gonna need to download it. Post ur kik ill add u
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>>734208894
This
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>>734209587
>>734208894
It probably wont fit. My grandma is tiny compared to me.
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>>734209803
Kek do it anyways
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>>734207006
download all the cp you can using their internet
nobody will ever believe she downloaded that shit even if feds search her house afterwards
perfect crime
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>>734210509
Know where to download it from?
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>>734210670
tor or freenet obviously
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>>734210768
Lol i dont usually download cp
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Masturbate using your grannies panties, post proof
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>>734210996
Im a guy if ur asking for my pussy.
And my grandma is away for a week if ur asking for hers
I already said all this
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>>734211169
Do what anon said above you
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>>734211232
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Anyother requests?
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Man I'm so sorry.
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>>734208592
What the fuck even are you?

You are disgusting.
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>>734213767
No problem. Its all good. But sorry for what?
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>>734213970
Whats wrong bro what /b/ wants /b/ gets
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Cum on her panties. Fold them back in the drawer
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>>734214211
Gimme 20mins. I just emptied my load
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Are you sure you're not just a fat trap with a small cock?
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>>734214322
I am fat. I have a small cock. But im not a trap
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>>734214322
Nice dubs btw
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>>734213598
Definitely put grammys bra on
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>>734214508
I tried. Cant tie it at the back but i can take a pic with just the front on if u want
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Search Gramma's bedroom for her sex toys. Post pics.

Leave them out so Gramma knows when she returns. Leave a note: "I want to use these on you Gramma."
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>>734208592
Troll horny niggers on tinder or shit like that with sending your manboobs, then reveal the truth. Post results.
You've got so much potential OP.
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Kill yourself
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>>734215096
ifunny
>ifunny
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ifunny
>ifunny
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>>734213999
Your life man. Damn.
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>>734215001
Ok. Give me a day and ill post results of everyone who wants a piece of man tit
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>>734215303
Im happy with my life its all good.
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How in the fuck did you not notice the tits that started to grow on you and not do something about it? I'm not trying to be a dick, I just can't understand how some people just let their bodies go to shit like that...
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>>734215372
You can achieve great thing with your manboobs OP. Don't let others convince you otherwise!
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>>734215096
>KiLl YuRsEf
>i'm funny I cuntabootid
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>>734215507
I got fat while i was young and as a kid it never bothered me and it still doesnt (im 19)
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>>734215463
>man tits
>lives with grandma
>jerks off to grandma's underwear
>happy with life
>top fucking kek
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>>734215713
Dont live with my grandma. Im house sitting while shes on holiday
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>>734215697
You are 19, why the fuck don't you start eating right and exercising? You could lose all that blubber and feel like a new man, well just feel like a man because I know you dont know what that feels like yet....
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>>734215849
Oh sorry ur mum's house
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>>734215874
Imagine having human interaction with females, that alone should give any normal 19 year old motivation to get in shape
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>>734215927
I actually live in college dorms
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>>734216077
Do you ever want to have girls hit on You? Do you want to find a nice girl to marry and have a life with? You are going to flush all that down the drain by wasting your best years being a fatass. My whole point is you Can turn this shit around and after you make the first steps it all comes together. You would really surprise yourself what you Can do
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>>734215874
This. I started working out and eating healthy when I was 26. Now 3 years later, and 40 kgs thinner I can only think of my former self with pure disgust. And the only thing I regret, that I haven't started it sooner.
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>>734216315
Lol when people on /b/ try motivate me more than people i know irl
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>>734216446
/b/ can sometimes feel almost... Homely.
Fascinating site...
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>>734216418
Yep. And just the improvement in the way you feel waking up with loads of energy ready to whatever you need to have a productive day. Not to mention the confidence you gain.
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>>734207006
Nice thread, but show us pics of your Grammy's cabinets
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>>734216641
Lol weird request but ok
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>>734216446
Birds of a feather flock together. Your friends probably are lazy/unmotivated as well. Your family is just used to you being fat so they don't even try. You are so used to being fat virgin that you think that's just the way it is, but all those fit dudes you see walking around were either scrawny bitches or fatasses at some point, they just made the change at some point
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>>734216980
Pour milk over tig bitties
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