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>POST YOUR SUPER POWER >OTHER ANONS GIVE YOU A LIMITATION

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>POST YOUR SUPER POWER
>OTHER ANONS GIVE YOU A LIMITATION FOR THAT POWER

example:
>The power of devouring anything
>Your butthole disappears and you cannot poop
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>>734206913
Teleportation
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>>734207029
you can only teleport to a black hole
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>>734207448
You have to post your power too along the downside of the previous one
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>>734207688
Being able to shapeshift
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>>734208212
Only being able to shapeshift into a fly

The power of x-ray vision
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>>734208328
You can only use it to see inside male clothes
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>>734208408
Forgot to add: Hyperspeed
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>>734208328
Only being able to x-Ray op's asshole and faggots.

The power of farting fire.
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>>734208469
Every time you use it you age at that speed.

Flight
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>>734208520
Only in an airplane

Superhuman ejaculatory power
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>>734208520
Can only fly 10 feet high and ad walking speed.

Invisibility
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>>734208679
Recoil makes you feel like you were kicked in the nuts

Invisibility
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>>734208679
Only while fucking male dogs.

Mind control.
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>>734208737
>>734208758
Only metaphorically

>>734208841
Only applies to the braindead

The ability to speak and understand all languages
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>>734208961
You have Tourette's in all languages

Weather control
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>>734209078
You can only change the weather to sunny and with an extremely hot desert temperature

>The power to foresee the near future
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>>734208961
Can't speak if other people are near you.

Post replies with out captcha.
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>>734209247
Can't change it

Wolverines healing powers
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>>734209284
Only if you buy 4chan pass
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Lazer eyes nibba
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>>734209310
But you become weaker each time you regenerate, until you die

Manipulate Gravity
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>>734209447
You can only make it stronger. Never weaker; can't reverse it.

Frost breath
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>>734209447
Only works when you weigh >400 lbs

telekinesis
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>>734209447
You can only increase it and cannot revert it back to normal

>The power to grow extra limbs of your body anywhere
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>>734209618
Your powers only affect dildos

Invisibility
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>>734206913
The power to change probability.
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>>734209577
you fart explosion

Mastering any skill within hour
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>>734209577
You nauseate every time you use it

>The ability to kill with the touch
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>>734209876
but you forgot them after 10 seconds

expandable body
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>>734209719
You need the power of lurk Moar nigger
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>>734209693
but the limbs would be like the ones you'd have if you'd suffer cerebral palsy
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>>734209950
only works when you touch target's everywhere
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>>734209830
You can apply it only on bad events and only to make them more probable

Super strenght
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>>734210094
But your bones are as weak as glass

>The power to unlock every doors you touch
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>>734209693
You can only grow copies of your dick but 10 times smaller than the real one

the power to absorb the memory of other people
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>>734210094
Bone density of a speghetti
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>>734210249
Memories are experienced as your own with all emotion connected to the memories affecting you.
>good luck with the mental illness

The ability to preform Harry Potter style magic
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>>734206913
To have the force
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>>734210249
You also absorb their deepest phobia, forever

>the power to fully understand women
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>>734210432
Ono wan continuously tries to cockblock your use of it talking about some bigger side and shit
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>>734210408
You never cast a spell correctly and always fuck up.
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>>734210249
You will forgot something about yourself every time you use it .

Revive after death
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>>734210408
You're a squib.
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>>734210469
Only able to use it on fat women

Ability to stop time
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>>734210486
Fucking kek, so all I get is Obi wan being a fucking dick.
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Teleportation like Nightcrawler from X-men
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>>734210408
first person you'll evet met is Voldemort

becoming a sci-fi level genius
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>>734210518
You keep rotting like you were still dead until you become a walking skelly

The abilty to see spirits
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>>734210572
Every theft in the world is blamed on you
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>>734210542
For only yourself.
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>>734210518
you revive as a cockroach
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>>734206913
All my shit comes out of someone elses ass
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>>734210582
You lose your morality

>The power of manipulating plants
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>>734209078
>You have Tourette's in all languages
sounds neato

>>734206913
watching the wonderman movie as a men
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>>734210740
but everytime you shit through someone elses ass you pop 3 hemoroids
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>>734210788
They're just plants, so they can't really do anything other than grow really slowly
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>>734210572
can't teleport while enemies are nearby
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>>734210606
>spirits don't exist.
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>>734210788
only by 1 cm

immunity to your mother will die in her sleep tonight posts
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>>734211006
Well then how do you explain that Mr. Smartass?
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>>734211058
every content in the internet becomes that kinda shitposts
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>>734210846
You have to sit in a teather full of mysandrist fat feminists with facial hair and that never shower

>The ability to breath underwater
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>>734211479
you cannot breathe normally

changing colors of stuff
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>>734211479
Your cryptonite is water.

Power: Can shoot your fingernails like bullets
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>>734206913
Can kill bait/shit posters with my mind
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>>734211876
you are suicidal

the ability teleportation fuck people
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>>734211840
>Thank you Gyro
Nail take a year to regrow

Regain memory of ancestor
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>>734212295
Forgetting your own memory
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>>734212295
The ancestor had Down syndrome
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>>734212122

>the ability teleportation fuck people
They are all fat (600lbs+) niggers. They get prego pronto
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>>734206913
Never grow old
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>>734212620
You still die after 80 years
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The ability to regrow my dick.
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>>734212840
it never grows past 1 inch

To become death and take over his role
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>>734206913
All the super powers of Jesus
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>>734212889
You kill your mother in her sleep over and over again
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>>734212889
But you have to physically wrangle the souls you catch like cowboy.
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>>734212711
that's still fantastic
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>>734212896
which are just cheap magic tricks by todays standards
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>>734212840
You have this weird magnetism for Lorena Bobbitt.
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>>734212985
fuck that sounds like fun
can kill anyone i like without going to jail
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I can flawlessly perform at bop it regardless of speed or intensity.
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>>734206913
i want the power to..enjoy everything in life as much as I enjoyed The Sopranos
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>>734213346
But they remake The Sopranos, and it's a shitty remake.
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>>734213346
but get an unsatisfying end like lost
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>>734212896
Die like Jesus at 33
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>>734206913
Get quads at will
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The ability to make people commit suicide against their will.
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>>734213983
on /mlp/
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>>734214073
Every time you do it, you commit suicide.

Ability to give the gud succ
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>>734213983
Fail and get jack shit

I can replicate and master skills and techniques very quickly with just a simple visual demonstration
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>>734213983
Realize that getting quads is meaningless
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>>734214073
Everytime it happens a piece of your body disappears. The pain felt is the same as how they died.
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>>734214178
equivalent of Wimp Lo from Kung Pow. you think you're doing it right but you're getting your ass kicked
>try my face to your foot style
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>>734214127
>give good succ

You're a disembodied head.
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>>734206913
My farts can destroy a city the size of new york
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>>734214624
The power is uncontrollable

I can stop time by yelling ZA WARUDO
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>>734214838
Time stops for you as well.
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>>734214838
But only in the dmv
Understand any concept
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