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I wanna fuck this bitch. How do I do this /b/? She's 18

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I wanna fuck this bitch. How do I do this /b/?

She's 18 years old. Kinda out of my league
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>>734204674
chloroform works
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>>734204674
Is she the blonde one in the background?
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>>734204674
>>734204735
Don't forget the ducktape and the jar of lube.
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D.E.N.N.I.S.
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>>734204674
shes way out of your league
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Offer her money.
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>>734204779
?
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>>734204851
What's a good opening bid?
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>>734204756
Underestimated post.
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gotta use that heil :) 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍
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>>734204674
No way she's 18!
The red racket is almost as big as she is...
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>>734204756
I see what you did there. kek
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>>734204735
Not like movies.

Source: am chemist
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>>734204674
If you're on /b/ asking for advice, you've got no game and stand no chance with her, her little sister in the background, or even her sex-starved brunette mother. Kill yourself.
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Go the Bill Cosby route, get some Quaaludes, women get horny as hell and love to fuck under Quaaludes. They're still made overseas so still available but hard to get.

No such thing as out of your league, if you have a dick, any woman will fuck you given the right circumstances.
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>>734205076
fucking newfag
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That's the great thing about rape... there is no "league", and it'll get you laid every time. If you wanna fuck a bitch, fuck a bitch.
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>>734204674
I recommend roofies, chloroform, or ghb. Xanax works in a pinch.
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>>734204912
$500
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>>734204674
I wanna fuck this bitch. How do I do this /b/?

She's 29 years old. Kinda out of my league
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>>734204674
If she's out of your league, you aren't trying hard enough to improve yourself. She's not a 10 by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>734205051
Classic, I love it!
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>>734205361
Don't be an old cunt with a stone skin disease.
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>>734204674
You have to have money to get good looking girls if you are an ugly fuck. If you don't have money OP they you are fucked.
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>>734204674
Use the D., OP
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>>734205180

Only newfags call people newfags...newfag
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>>734205421
This guy gets it. She looks good and is in decent shape. But she's not attainable. If you really want something badly enough you'd do whatever it takes to get it. Straighten your game out. Freshen your dress. Lift like a madman and get your diet on point. Say the right things and be at the right place at the right time.
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>>734205669
Not unattainable.
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>>734205447
kek
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Op went Samefag on the thread.
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>>734205669
OP here. Lifting and dieting isn't a problem. Im in the serious part of bodybuilding and prepping for my first comp. But I'm the "ugly" lifter type of guy. She kind of high class, rich parents etc. And im just a normal guy.
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Understand that since she is a blonde white girl she has been approached by every scumbag imaginable. So approach her as a friend, a shoulder to cry on. Something different then everyone else. Lurk her facebook page for info about her. Be bold. Ask her out on dates and DON'T be a docile fuck while on them. After this goes on for a few months go drinking with her. Parents house or something. Keep drinking until she's unconscious. Then get a rope and some tape. Take her out to a abandoned house and have your fun there for the next week or so. After that its all up to you.
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>>734205817

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she never had a back street guy
I bet her mama never told her why
I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am
And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win
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>>734204779
>>734204858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Fx2aYQbQs
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>>734205772
>>734205817

Im not samefagging.

another pic of her
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>>734205421
She's a butter face. Her body is a 10. Her face a 5.
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>>734205817
Gotcha. Thank you for replying. So your obviously fit. Good to hear. So if that's the case your obviously having options. But if you must have this sloot. Your gonna need to say the right things. You'd be surprised what making a girl laugh and being charming can accomplish. Make her laugh. Tease her. Always be the one to end a convo ideally at the highlight of the conversation to leave her wanting more. Try to be at the right places at the right times. At this point I assume your not severely short or stunted in some way...
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>>734205974
She has a five head and big nose. Half her face is forehead.
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>>734204779
DENNIS is bullshit
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>>734204674
OP, hard work
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>>734206074
Op here. Thanks for the tips anon. That may work and may be one of the little options I have.
Is it a good thing to show up at her work? She works at dunkin donuts in Amsterdam. Yes Im a eurofag :(

Maybe trying to start a little convo and ask for her number? of course she doesn't have much time to talk when working
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>>734206170
stfu Mac
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>>734206300
Only a naive autist who never had any puss would believe that shit works
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>>734205974
ask out on date
take her to club
buy bottle service
get her drunk
uber home
success.
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>>734206429
sorry you don't have a magnum condom and a wad of hundreds
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>>734206011
And your vision is flawed. That's a 9 in the face department. Her body isnt that great
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Maybe try for somebody in your league, OP
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>>734204674
get boner, put it in her
you've got 2 options
a) legal: make her want to have sex with you
b) illegal: rape
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>>734204756
kek'd
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>>734204674
>Kinda
Means way out of your league. Best go and get some lotion and tissues OP, you'll "kinda" stand a better chance of scoring
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>>734206995
False dichotomy. Kill her first, then it's not rape.
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>>734207532
Can they tell if you fuck them before or after?
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>>734207604
>>734207532

I know weird question but just wondering.
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>>734204756
upvote
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>>734204674
Get her laughing then alpha her.
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>>734204674
Step 1 - Buy the roofies
Step 2 - Give her a roofie
Step 3 - ????
Step 4 - Profit
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>>734204674
She's 18....smoke her out and just make a move
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Rape is your answer
Rape is your life
Rape will always be there
Right by your side

Rape by rdr
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>>734204674
>Kinda out of my league
With that attitude, most definitely.
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