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*Blocks your path*

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*Blocks your path*
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"try doing squats your chicken leg faggots"
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>>734202685

Beat the shit out of them
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>>734202685
*throws banana and records them fighting over it
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>ok guys , go back to your cell, dont make me shoot u
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starting suck all their dicks wearing my sissy white boi tranny garb.

it's natural.

evolution at work.

breed my AZZ.
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>>734202685
Pull out my shotgun.
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>>734202685
I'd ask what their workout plans are like. Looking pretty ripped and I could get some tips. I mean that sounds like a pretty normal response, but no doubt the social geniuses on /b/ will either try to lynch them or suck their cocks like any normal non-basement dwelling person would.
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>>734202685
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>>734202685
toss an orange regulation watermelon at em?
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>>734202685
Just look around and shout "Daddy?"
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>>734202685
Toss the chicken legs from KFC and they will fight for it
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>>734202793
That's not you
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"Ah, excuse me guys." And then "Thanks." when they oblige.
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>>734202685
>Draws double-edged katana from sheathe
>"It's been a while since this ol' girl has tasted blood"
>Grin as I teleport behind them all and cut them in half with a single stroke
>"I guess today wasn't your lucky day"
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>A wild job application appears and scares them all away.
>It's super effective!
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>>734202685
Give them a math problem and run..
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>>734202685

"Im here to serve a subpoena regarding some unpaid child support"

>nigs scatter
>continue on my way
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>>734202685
serve them their child support papers.
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>>734202685
Get on my knees and worship
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>>734202685
>throw blunt in opposite direction
>nignogs chase after blunt
>make my escape in the confusion
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>>734202685
Throw some feces at them. It's the only language they understand.
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>>734202685
Leave out grape koolaid, bucket of chicken and watermelon. Wait for them to run for it.
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>>734202685
>unzips
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Fuck right off too
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>>734202685
Make them form a line by handing them nonemployment papers. Then fight them one on one.
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>>734202685
*kung fu them dead in 2.6 seconds
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*gasp* this if is just like that porno i watched the other day!
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>>734204331
Wow. Loser gets the wrong teams emblem tattooed on arm to ensure he stays a loser for good. What a fucking faggot.
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>>734202685
Pulls out pistol and double tap them from left to right
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tell their owners
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Offer them my wife and daughters if they spare my life.
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>>734202685
I'd have sex with every single one of them, at once.
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>>734202685
Give them all the white women, like they deserve.
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>>734204701
Not him, but: genau die richtige Mannschaft, Untermensch. Lutsch mehr Judenschwänze.
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>>734203014
spotted the jew
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"what up my niggers, what's good"
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>>734204826
My grandpa bayonetted your grandpa, schwanz sauger.
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>>734202685
*lean head in respect*
Walk back the way I came.
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>>734202685

"Oh shit waddup, we gettin lit tonight?"

Proceed to plan for shenanigans with my fellow nubians
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"Greeting fellow humans of Nigerian descent"
*Proceeds to run as fast as I can*
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>>734205086
nigger detected
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>>734202685
Oh no, not again!
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>>734202685
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>bend over
>sigh
"who's first"
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Find a fat white girl to wave from across the room.
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OP, you fucked up.

Your post should have been a, "name my band" post.

>die op.
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Call the cops and tell them you're witnessing a theft involving a group of young black males.
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I'd probably get my ass kicked but I'd go up to the biggest nigger and spit in his fucking nigger face
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>blocks your path
But OP, there's only 5 of those fucking shit colored pussy faggots
What am I going to do after lunch?
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I came to this bread for a good laugh and that >>734204331 was the closest to the entertainment I was looking for...
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Has to fight them all because they won't fight 1 on 1
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>>734204737
I'll take'em off your hands if this is a standing offer...
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>>734202685
>gives them a watermelon
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>>734202685
Throw basketball at them, walk by.
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