*Blocks your path*

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"try doing squats your chicken leg faggots"

>>734202685

Beat the shit out of them

>>734202685
*throws banana and records them fighting over it

>ok guys , go back to your cell, dont make me shoot u

starting suck all their dicks wearing my sissy white boi tranny garb.

it's natural.

evolution at work.

breed my AZZ.

>>734202685
Pull out my shotgun.

>>734202685
I'd ask what their workout plans are like. Looking pretty ripped and I could get some tips. I mean that sounds like a pretty normal response, but no doubt the social geniuses on /b/ will either try to lynch them or suck their cocks like any normal non-basement dwelling person would.

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>>734202685

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>>734202685
toss an orange regulation watermelon at em?

>>734202685
Just look around and shout "Daddy?"

>>734202685
Toss the chicken legs from KFC and they will fight for it

>>734202793
That's not you

"Ah, excuse me guys." And then "Thanks." when they oblige.

>>734202685
>Draws double-edged katana from sheathe
>"It's been a while since this ol' girl has tasted blood"
>Grin as I teleport behind them all and cut them in half with a single stroke
>"I guess today wasn't your lucky day"

>A wild job application appears and scares them all away.
>It's super effective!

>>734202685
Give them a math problem and run..

>>734202685

"Im here to serve a subpoena regarding some unpaid child support"

>nigs scatter
>continue on my way

>>734202685
serve them their child support papers.

>>734202685
Get on my knees and worship

>>734202685
>throw blunt in opposite direction
>nignogs chase after blunt
>make my escape in the confusion

>>734202685
Throw some feces at them. It's the only language they understand.

>>734202685
Leave out grape koolaid, bucket of chicken and watermelon. Wait for them to run for it.

>>734202685
>unzips

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Fuck right off too

>>734202685
Make them form a line by handing them nonemployment papers. Then fight them one on one.

>>734202685
*kung fu them dead in 2.6 seconds

*gasp* this if is just like that porno i watched the other day!

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>>734204331
Wow. Loser gets the wrong teams emblem tattooed on arm to ensure he stays a loser for good. What a fucking faggot.

>>734202685
Pulls out pistol and double tap them from left to right

tell their owners

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Offer them my wife and daughters if they spare my life.

>>734202685
I'd have sex with every single one of them, at once.

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>>734202685
Give them all the white women, like they deserve.

>>734204701
Not him, but: genau die richtige Mannschaft, Untermensch. Lutsch mehr Judenschwänze.

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>>734203014
spotted the jew

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"what up my niggers, what's good"

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>>734204826
My grandpa bayonetted your grandpa, schwanz sauger.

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>>734202685
*lean head in respect*
Walk back the way I came.

>>734202685

"Oh shit waddup, we gettin lit tonight?"

Proceed to plan for shenanigans with my fellow nubians

"Greeting fellow humans of Nigerian descent"
*Proceeds to run as fast as I can*

>>734205086
nigger detected

>>734202685
Oh no, not again!

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>>734202685

>bend over
>sigh
"who's first"

Find a fat white girl to wave from across the room.

OP, you fucked up.

Your post should have been a, "name my band" post.

>die op.

Call the cops and tell them you're witnessing a theft involving a group of young black males.

I'd probably get my ass kicked but I'd go up to the biggest nigger and spit in his fucking nigger face

>blocks your path
But OP, there's only 5 of those fucking shit colored pussy faggots
What am I going to do after lunch?

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I came to this bread for a good laugh and that >>734204331 was the closest to the entertainment I was looking for...

Has to fight them all because they won't fight 1 on 1

>>734204737
I'll take'em off your hands if this is a standing offer...

>>734202685
>gives them a watermelon

>>734202685
Throw basketball at them, walk by.