I'd ask what their workout plans are like. Looking pretty ripped and I could get some tips. I mean that sounds like a pretty normal response, but no doubt the social geniuses on /b/ will either try to lynch them or suck their cocks like any normal non-basement dwelling person would.
toss an orange regulation watermelon at em?
>Draws double-edged katana from sheathe
>"It's been a while since this ol' girl has tasted blood"
>Grin as I teleport behind them all and cut them in half with a single stroke
>"I guess today wasn't your lucky day"
Wow. Loser gets the wrong teams emblem tattooed on arm to ensure he stays a loser for good. What a fucking faggot.
Offer them my wife and daughters if they spare my life.
Give them all the white women, like they deserve.
My grandpa bayonetted your grandpa, schwanz sauger.
*lean head in respect*
Walk back the way I came.
I came to this bread for a good laugh and that >>734204331 was the closest to the entertainment I was looking for...