As a p-psychologist anything!
I'm here for you Anonymous; don't s-suffer in s-silence.
Hello again. How is your day going?
T-that's a pretty common m-misconception, most psychologists d-don't have disorders (though we do tend to suffer from depression at higher rates than normal people).
*waves gently* H-hello there, it's only just s-started but I hope it is a m-marvelous day today <4
Is it really depression if I have legit reasons to be depressed all the time? If so, would I get good drugs for this?
Also, depression has lost me jobs in the past. Should I seek disability?
*blinks* C-can you please provide more information? What kind of "schizo" are you? What sort of grill? That s-sort of thing <4
*blinks slowly* What legit reason c-could you have to be depressed all the time?
Depression is not sadness, dear. It isn't caused by bad events, etc etc.
R-right here on this very board there are two women with ASPD that m-murder small animals, mostly dogs, to get off.
T-this is the morning thread dear, I'm in m-my shower. Sadly, my dry erase markers are easily d-destroyed by water.
Also I just woke up. Cut me some slack.
I hope so too. Thanks for the talk last night.
Every time i jerk off, no matter how horny i am, my body physically wont let me cum unless i remember the poster of steve buscemi that was in my room when i was younger. What the fuck is wrong with me Doc?
If I can pontificate for a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the Internet".
This rule does not mean what you think it means. In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or smart or clever. On the Internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the Internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits with timestamp or GTFO
Oh, it's m-my pleasure <4
I hope I d-didn't make you too uncomfortable.
Have you t-tried a vibrator or something similar, which w-won't let up on stimulation?
Plenty, b-but I'm not here f-for your entertainment dear <4
Newfags n-need to lurk moar <4
You d-didn't answer my question dear <4 If there is an environmental factor, w-we can work through that with therapy!
S-sounds like a power fantasy to me, maybe from r-reading too many japanese doujins.
>calling me newfag
>not understanding the rules
Well it is not the simulation, I could constantly jerk off for three hours and not cum, but as soon as that succulent picture of Steve pops into my head. I fucking explode everywhere
Discomfort is my life, no worries. <5 Sorry for being a bother.
this is the cringiest faggy weeb cringe ive ever seen, wow.
It's you w-who doesn't understand the rules silly <4 Lurk moar.
T-that sounds like you should speak to a sexual psychologist then <4 S-sadly, that is not my speciality.
Perish t-the thought.
I've been presenting avolition, incoherence, and I was having hallucinations for 3 months. I haven't been taking any drugs, nor am I on any medications. I have not had any manic episodes, nor has depressive episodes been a problem for me. What do I have?
Also, come back when you're a psychiatrist.
You're on /b/, roleplaying a psychologist, doing an AMA.
That didn't sound like an answer to the question. Glad i'm not one of your "patients", cause any psych whose exorbitant rates I'd be paying would at least answer my questions.
>It's you w-who doesn't understand the rules silly <4 Lurk moar.
>still not understanding the basic rules of tits or gtfo
S-seems you've never seen a waifu thread, fam.
Ah? Are y-you having ED troubles as well?
*burps* T-twenty percent correct as usual, newfag <4
I d-don't send them out in the morning dear
>still being this much of a newfag
>comeback when you are a psychiatrist
Ok,I was just kinda interested to see what clothes you are wearing tonight. ;)
Also, here is something to analyze on. (Other Anons can answer too)
Any ideas/tips for severe project/studies/work procrastination? I've had it for a decade, can't seem to find good ways to get around it.
I can tackle small projects/tasks by attacking it instantly, but it's the long ones that require days or weeks of work which I have trouble with. Having to interact with humans makes it worse.
The thought of looking at the state of my progress makes me anxious, this means my projects get postponed even more.
To get rid of that anxiety I drink or take sedatives before all-nighters with my projects.
I've talked with some of my closer friends about my methods. Usual answer is "Dude...that shit ain't normal..."
*waves* I t-think I'll be streaming today, BOTW?
I'll have to check my schedule
>still being this much of a newfag
>still calling me newfag
>not able to form a valid point
> instead resorts to calling me a word in hope it might work
of what? show me your math. your fake psych degree can't even buy you a good calculator. That's bad though, because you need one to add up all your issues.
You'd think that a professional psych would know at least one speech pathologist to help clear that autistic stutter shit up.
Nobody likes psychologists because they can't write prescriptions. Get a real job you liberal-arts tier trap.
That sounds cool. I don't know if I'll be able to stop in. I have to move my stuff into my new place later on today.
You need to come into my broadcasts so I can shout you out woman!
Some symptoms of ED. Ie, struggle to keep it up.
It just doesn't seem to interest me. I can watch porn, get a semi but not feel at all aroused. The idea of having sex with my gf (or anyone else) doesn't really interest me.
Whew. L-let's look through this.
1. I think it's just an advice thread, so whatever I'm wearing for streaming. Probably hot pants and some owl stockings.
2. You need to break down the big projects INTO small ones. One good framework for this is the agile framework, where you work on two week "sprints" designed to accomplish small subsets of the problem. It's worth googling, and github has stuff set up for Agile so it's a good workflow to integrate into if you are having trouble dealing with a large project.
I tend to think of it like this: Break your project into small, composable pieces and arrange them by dependencies. Then keep breaking them down into smaller and smaller units, until each one takes about 4 hours.
Then it's relatively trivial to "bite" that first piece and get started, and each "bite" leads to another dependency you can chow down on.
You'll be through four weeks of design and development in no time!
Google calendar on phone or comp, outline your project, split it up day by day, taking rest days when necessary.
Any of my big projects have been done this way, self discipline is best way of tine management.
>Newfag continues to newfag while screaming "NO U"
T-that was a reference dear.
The fact you didn't g-get it means you have b-bigger issues than me and my degrees <4
I'll d-do my best <4
That s-sounds like anhedonia to me; have y-you been to a doctor yet?
Don't take psych advice from someone that can't even stick to their gender. The mentally ill can't help the mentally ill.
I'm c-coming back to you when I have my degree and go through residency, silly <4
S-sure, if it is causing you discomfort or harm, extinction is a v-valid plan. See a sexual psychologist, and they c-can work on extinguishing it.
Or you can just, you know, have a fetish. Like everyone else.
T-tell me more, Anonymous <4
Why do you hate yourself?
I'm n-not transgender dear. Try harder.
tits or gtfo allow apply when someone claims femanon, as it says in the very copypasta that (you) posted. she is just offering advice. she never claimed her gender as an important part of the OP or thread
TL;DR lurk moar , I'm a newfag but I still have a loose grasp on these things
S-see? Look at this newfriend, lurkin' l-like a champ.
*patpat* G-good work, Anonymous <4
>Newfag continues to newfag while screaming "NO U"
>still not able to form a valid point
>still tries the SJW method of ending every argument
>now tries to supposed undermine my argument by misrepresenting it
I have to applaud you for keeping up this bait game. You earned my respect.
Wow you cured me, but I bet you cant cure this...
Oh, so you're just a man then.
N-no bait dear, just t-the facts <4
S-spend six years donating all of y-your money to Anonymous so you can't eat properly and instead r-rely on peanut butter as your sole form of sustenance <4
S-sadly not <4
Sadly n-not, you'll need to a see a doctor for that <4
It's okay, I love you no matter what you look like, Anonymous <4
I'm baiscally unfuckable and undateable which throws romance as a possibility, I'm really not smart contrary to what everyone seems to think. I have no future. I can't even seem todo well at a shitty fast food job
P-post anime, and fuck up using hearts! <4
I'm n-not from an anime dear <4
*blinks* S-some of those seem a bit disproportionate.
How do you have no future? Do you have a deadly disease or something?
I m-made the exact same point <4 You n-need to lurk moar is all.
I'm using my fancy-ass calculator that's out of your pay grade to figure out any of this shit.
Your "facts" don't add up, and your psych degree is √(-1).
>also timestamp because i'm not a faggot
filename is because of 4k camera filesize
>Father was violent alcoholic, white supremacist, terrorized me. I was conditioned to fear and hate all authority figures. Also, to never say 'no' to any such authority.
>Have breakdown in military - "other than honorable discharge" - character and behavior disorder.
>no VA benefits.
>drift from job to job for a decade. Homeless 4 times, no family support, no govt. support, no friends.
>end up in hospital, given psyche eval. Diagnosed with schitzoid personality, minor depression. Released, go to jail for stealing food from supermarket (I was actually dumpster diving - but the supermarket was all anal about it).
Early 30s, finally getting my head on straight. Find OTR truck driving suits my personality well. But I have to hide my psych past so I can drive. They don't let crazies drive, for some reason (/sarcasm). Can't get anti depressants.
>end up losing a couple of driving jobs due to not getting out of bed for days at a time.
meawhile, back at the ranch.
>meet grill - suicidal. I turn all white knight. Give her 2 kids so she has reasons not to kill herself. It works.
>One kid literally autistic, the other about as dumb as a stump (think Luanne in "King of the Hill" without any mechanical or logic ability).
>paying child support, finally starting to feel happy
>Mother of children dies of brain cancer.
So now, for the past 3 years, I've been sitting at home, burning through my savings while raising 2 idiot kids whom I was never meant to raise, totally unqualified to raise, and can't do shit with because I only learned how to mind fuck kids when I was growing up.
Add to that, I became a type II diabetic immediately after I left the truck, my prostate swelled like a giant fucking balloon, and am now 100lbs overweight.
>you know how unlikely it is for a man to lose 100lbs? Let alone while dealing with other mental and medical problems?
Add to that, I'm a news junkie and have one of the most cynical distopian view of humanity.
I'd say that more evidence is needed, but time has proven how easy it is to fake that.
M-my degree is a complex number w-with no real component? Interesting <4
N-not a problem I've had, sadly <4
It t-tends to work well for me <4
>I m-made the exact same point <4 You n-need to lurk moar is all.
You called me a newfag and told me to lurk moar, instead of addressing my point.
This is how you address a point.
>tits or gtfo allow apply when someone claims femanon, as it says in the very copypasta that (you) posted. she is just offering advice. she never claimed her gender as an important part of the OP or thread
Yeah. Saw a psychologist about it. Threw pills at me and told me to be happy.
She didn't mention what you said though. I mentioned to her that nothing seems to interest me and that I can't generally seem to feel happiness (not being an edge lord, I genuinely cant) but she put me on some low mg depressants (despite not actually being depressed).
After about 6 months of making no progress I stopped seeing the psychologist. Figured there isn't anything that can be done, so I simply resigned to it.
fuck it, we should just rebel and make the c.r.e.a.m dolla dolla bill yall right ali?
most times it's a gamble with the pills, go back, try more
Hey "Alice", how do you feel about wasting all your $ on a psych degree when an anon on an imageboard who has no psych training gave the same advice you did?
>such a valuable profession
>S-sure, if it is causing you discomfort or harm, extinction is a v-valid plan. See a sexual psychologist, and they c-can work on extinguishing it.
But if I want to live with my fetish. I still need some way to deal with it. Should I talk to my gf or get a prostitute?
B-been lied to more than once myself dear, so I understand your concern. B-but it is immaterial to what I do h-here so....
Whew. L-let's take a look here.
Ah shit. An other than honorable is hard to work with, that's for sure.
100 pounds, diabetic, BPH I presume, t-that sure is rough Anonymous. I f-feel for you.
But aren't you okay to go to the doctor and get antidepressants now that you aren't driving the truck?
she's a fuckin programmer with a reputable financial company on wall street, iirc she did some psychology degree earlier on... whats you're beef
No I just sort of know this chick. she streams on Twitch. Has Steam. Even has a Skype. She just works a lot and has her day specifically planned out to the T. (no pun intended)
Take me out for a walk in the park
And I love you, yes I do
Take me out, near the fawn
Surprised to find, I'm holding on
Touch my dingle on the seventh day of the season, yes you do
Pass the bong, it's right there on the table, yes it is
See what I'm sayin'?
Pass the bong, it's sittin' there
At the table
your degree is √(-1) which is i.
i is an imaginary number.
I'm calling your degree imaginary.
that moment when you use basic algebra to insult a liberal-arts tier 4chan "psych" and they're so retarded they dont understand so you have to spell it out for them.
N-no, that was me addressing the point dear <4 You j-just need to lurk moar, than you'd know that <4
No t-thank you <4
T-that is definitely anhedonia, which c-can be adequately treated by antidepressants with a combined therapy approach.
I suggest you see a new psychologist, one trained in CBT. It could be very beneficial for you.
Feel free to email me at [email protected] f-for more information and to follow up on this <4
Steam and skype g-go both ways dear <4
P-pretty good, given I d-didn't waste any money <4
N-nature is a lot more flexible than you think <4
I doubt it's so immaterial to the sycophants you attract.
I sorta know her to, she's well organized, and has a schedule. I think it helps her get through the depressive mess she deals with
I have a choice that I've been putting off.
>go back to driving truck when kids turn 18
>try to get on disability
The first requires I create no paper trail of my condition. The latter is dubious due to the same reasons you cited - not legit enough to be considered disabled.
So it's entirely possible end up in a situation where I'm not qualified to work and not qualified for disability.
>N-no, that was me addressing the point dear <4 You j-just need to lurk moar, than you'd know that <4
You didn't really address my points. You resorted to name calling instead. There is a big difference.
paying rent, medical bills, previous school fees.. why should she even pay her friends fucking rent? it's not her responsibility
I hear he's also pressured vulnerable people into giving him money a few times.
>No t-thank you <4
Does this mean that you will come? I'd really like to see you there. Maybe you could help some of the people there too. If not, then I'll stop by here to say hi to you every once in a while.
I've probably been one of the more critical people of all, do we know each other? I'm from Perth
"reputable financial company on wall st."
proof or gtfo.
There's no way she'd tell anyone that if she was making autistic stutter psych threads on an imageboard with anime pics. That woukd get exposed so fast.
I w-would say my voice is scratchy, not d-deep.
It s-sure filled me up <4
I'm Alice d-dear <4 But thank y-you <4
R-right, so a complex number with no real component <4 As I s-said.
H-haven't seen any, could you direct m-me towards one?
*blinks* W-when do I ask for donations?
P-plenty of people get SSI for depression dear; I'd apply b-before saying that.
No, I m-more than adequately addressed it. *nodnod*
She, d-dear <4 It's n-not hard.
And I'd like some evidence for that claim, please <4
Y-yes, and anyone who has been t-to Walmart knows ugly people c-can hook up same as anyone else <4
/b/ is m-my home, I wouldn't s-set a foot in /r9k/.
Kek, if she's so rich like she says that wouldn't be an issue, if you're rich and have friends in need you'd surely be able to spare some cash, unless she is just a dick that happens to be rich, that wouldn't surprise me btw.
hey, you obviously don't know anything
You haven't seen any because you refuse to meet your most useful slave irl.
I don't know. maybe you were sick when I checked out your cast. Maybe that's why it sounded deep.
I really need sleep. Get on Steam and Skype more.
Also, please find another service besides Vaughn. It doesn't run well on my computer and it's laggy as hell.
let me ask you, would you spare cash if you were in the same position? to friends from whats that... the internet? that's like giving money away, ya know. it's not a two-way process, it's trying to take something from someone that you don't have. No one owes you anything, why would you expect different?
N-no. Masturbation is healthy.
S-sadly, I don't know any, but I'll ask around.
*blinks* W-why would my boss care what I do in m-my spare time?
I've...spared cash f-for people all over the place, dear. F-for doctors visits, trips to the ER, surgeries, all kinds of t-things.
I'm just not an infinite wellspring. Sorry to disappoint.
*blinks slowly* Schyzo. That's a new one.
Oh, if y-you are short on cash, I have an excellent way to go for you <4
As cheap as it gets, though not particularly enjoyable!
that's all you got?
Come on, i was expecting a bit more effort, maybe some 50-odd bullshit adfly links that take me to NYSE or some shit.
You didn't even try, you just let the bait drop.
Go home, you dishonored /b/
Once I apply for SSI, there's no going back.
You know that, right?
Even if I'm denied, I'll never be able to drive again.
Even worse, I've tried over a dozen different jobs before. I was never good enough at any of them to be paid to do it. Truck driving was the one and only thing that I ever became any good at.
appaz he was a mayor of a big city ... fuck yo asshole cunt
Nobody has a legit reason to be depressed all the time. you're just a whiny bitch, everything that happens has a certain necissity of time for you to process, and you can feel sad for a particular amount of time. but after that if you're depressed for fucking2+years for the same goddamn reason, you are just in a cycle of selfpity. pisshead.
S-slave? I pay t-that man in cold hard pizza!
I'll l-look into it <4
As I s-said, /b/ is m-my home <4
*blinks* W-why would applying for SSI disqualify you? That is usually secret under HIPAA.
W-what? Depression is a life long illness. Huh?
Email m-me at [email protected] if y-you want to discuss more things you can do <4
>i'd like evidence for that claim
You of all people have yet to prove anything you've said in this thread. Nobody has to give you shit until you prove you are who you say you are.
I w-was asking about his "legit" reason; that usually points to environmental factors, not the many many other causes of depression.
Apologies if it was misconstrued, I was merely attempting to gauge what he was going through.
*blinks* I'm q-quite sure that you need to lurk moar.
And maybe just read the thread again, idk, it's hard to understand how someone could say something so wrong so easily.
>As I s-said, /b/ is m-my home. <4
There has to be some reason why you don't want to go to/ r9k/. I understand that you probably prefer it here, because you've been here longer, but that can't be the only reason. At this point it's not even about getting you to go there, it's just about knowing why you won't.
What he said does not matter.
He could have said that Donald Trump is skullfucking God right now and I would not give a shit.
The whole point (which your uneducated little brain missed) is that you asked for proof, but have yet to provide any for a single claim you made.
You have no right to ask for that.
That is called a double standard.
I hope you're schizo, so you can talk with a psych in your head and get the help you need, you retarded stuttering weeaboo fuck.
cell-u-lite, the liter cell phone so lite lite coors
As I s-said, this is m-my home <4 One m-must clean up ones home first.
Maybe if I manage to get everyone on /b/ to live in peace and harmony, I'll t-try /r9k/.
Alright everyone, it's been a wonderful morning but I n-need to get out of the shower and get to work <4
Feel free to contact me via the following methods:
Email -> [email protected]
Steam -> Aneki Margatroid
Skype -> alicemargatroid2
Twitch -> celtyplays
I'll b-be back at 5PM EST f-for an advice thread tonight, then I'll b-be streaming BOTW on m-my twitch.
If I haven't adequately answered any of your questions, or you need more help, feel free to email me.
Have a v-very safe day, Anonymous!
*giggles* L-like I said previously dear, you r-really need to lurk moar.
Alice out! *vanishes*
it's all about tony abbott and greg brown, who the fuck is donald duck you stupid cuck
you stroke folks? i prefer to make jellyfish
we may have agreed on something!
rose suggested me to read lonely dove, cool chick
find someone you truely like and tell by the sex?
randytaylor69 is smoller, way smoller, also, smol feets
Please help OP, How can i get my GF to be a real cock worshipper slut that adores sex? She kinda lays there and makes me fuck her...
Make her feel like she is not worth anything. You need to emotionally destroy her and make her learn that she only way she is useful is for your sexual desires. But don't rush it. Take your time.
Hey, anon psychologist.
Ta for answering our questions.
Could you answer this , please?
Am seeing a dixtor and I think she may have npd/ narcissistic personality disorder.
I understand that being a doctor in certain fields of medicine (surgeon, psychiatrist -not psychologist!- !, and can't remember the rest.), is ranked #5 of jobs those with psychopathic tendencies are drawn to.
She is extremely shallow, vapid, and saccharine, fake smiles aalll the way, nauseatingly so, but at first I thought, she's maybe okay.
Yet every other person was telling me horror stories about her, and I found out myself when I dares to defy her, simply by querying the "care plan".
I go go on an even longer diatribe but I shall shut up now.
Basically, I would like to change from the medication I am on as it is causing side effects, and be referred to a psychiatrist , because the bipolar is untreated right now, she is refusing, I asked why, and she said, "because I said so, because I crack the whip!".
Cheers, for your time on reading (if you have read it, né!).this waffling on.
I always had a interest in the job u do, im not eductated enough to be able to do the job you do professionally but i am able to learn to read people/ nonverbal communication and being able to manipulate or get in someones head whats your tips/advice or thoughts on that?
I had bud, the only thing i got.
And how do i do that? not fucking her for a while??
How do I stop feeling like shit when I run out of drugs?
I've been doing coke and smoking weed in the daily for 8 years but when I'm not high I can't be happy or entertained.
Once I quit for over 6 months to see if it would pass but it didn't and spent the 6 months working and laying in bed the rest of the day.
Yeah that was my solution so far but my job is making me travel a lot and stay away from home for 1-2 weeks at a time and I don't have the energy to find a new dealer every month.
>And how do i do that? not fucking her for a while??
Seperate her from her friends. Spread mistrust and rumors about her and her friends. Get her fired, make her feel like she is not contributing anything by doing the things she would normally do. (making food or washing the dishes). Make her feel replacable and whenever she asks what she could do, you should lead that discussion subtlely towards sex. Try to have sex with her a lot. Also drink with her more alcohol.
I was on psyho-ward since i was in kindergarten
When i was a child, i was taking valerian and herbal tea, in middle school they diagnosted Schizotypal disorder (Pщe ыгкy pщц шeы шт yтпдшыp)
In high school after half-year in asylum i got f20.1 diagnosted and doctors said me to take rispolept and anafranil pills
I'm taking those pills for last 7 years, i finished uni and got a job, i.e. lived a normal life
Could i start talking with doctor to stop using pills to get back my erection and finally had some sex with girls?
P.S. I'm started witrh 8 mg/day rispolept, now i use 0.5 mg/day and want to finally start a normal life
This is why you should do it subtly, so she won't find out and mistrusts everyone except you. If you rush this process and try to do it to fast, she will get behind it. But if you take enough time so that she becomes depressed and fragile enough, then you are going to be succesful.
Basically shes got not many friends, my problem is that she does not seem to know how to work her way around a cock, like i want her a obsessed slut with sex but now she is just like an ass that i use.
Try to spice it up in bed or make her somewhat jealous. Bascially watch more porn and have less sex with her. Showing her that you enjoy it way more to get off alone than have sex with her. It can backfire or teach her that she may needs to do more. But let her catch you what you are watching. So she can study from your history what you are in to.
come on ray stop bein a pussy ya randy lahey fock
>re that wants to voice their disgust or anything?
Eat shit you fucking faggot. I bet you're a fucking dindu nigger who wants white pussy.
I bought some restrains so i was thinking of maybe tying her up and during the course of 2 hours make her edge with a vibrator until she begs for cock. Maybe do this a few days before actually giving her the D..
Ray, tearing the plumbing out of your walls to get liquor money is FUCKED
>I bought some restrains so i was thinking of maybe tying her up and during the course of 2 hours make her edge with a vibrator until she begs for cock. Maybe do this a few days before actually giving her the D..
Do that my friend.
But just a nigga walkin' with his finger on the trigger
Make enough figures until my pockets get bigger
I ain't the type of brother made for you to start testin'
Give me a Smith & Wesson, I have niggas undressin'
Thinkin' of cash flow, buddha and shelter
Whenever frustrated, I'm a hijack Delta
In the PJ's, my blend tape plays, bullets are strays
Young bitches is grazed, each block is like a maze
Full of black rats trapped plus the Island is packed
Because you hate yourself.
I woke up early on my born day; I'm 20, it's a blessin'
The essence of adolescence leaves my body, now I'm fresh and
My physical frame is celebrated ‘cause I made it
One quarter through life, some godly-like thing created
Got rhymes 365 days annual, plus some
Load up the mic and bust one, cuss while I pus from
my skull, ‘cause it's pain in my brain vein, money maintain
Don't go against the grain, simple and plain
When I was young at this I used to do my thing hard
Robbin' foreigners, take they wallets, they jewels and rip they green cards
Dipped to the projects, flashin' my quick cash
And got my first piece of ass, smokin' blunts with hash
Now it's all about cash in abundance
Niggas I used to run with is rich or doin' years in the hundreds
I switched my motto; instead of sayin', "Fuck tomorrow!"
That buck that bought a bottle could've struck the lotto
Once I stood on the block, loose cracks produce stacks
I cooked up and cut small pieces to get my loot back
Time is illmatic, keep static like wool fabric
Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage
I am a drug addict. Clean since 14 months. Took drugs for about 15 years, I'm 32 now. Have a decent job, live in a decent apartment. So far, so good.
However, since I got clean, I have serious problems dealing with my emotions. I wish to be loved by a girl, but I haven't had a girlfriend in 10 years and I regularly spaghetti the fuck out. Heavy feelings of lacking self-worth combined with the unbearable need to be loved again is killing me. Yet, this makes me so inconfident that it's difficult to be attractive to women.
P-please give me some advice, Mr. Psychologist.
How do I deal with everything disappointing me except this place, where my expectations are near absolute zero?
they gone yo, but escaping reality for 15 years and coming down will hurt. they're normal people, find someone that shares an interest or hobby, and then try something like work together improving on said thing. people are everywhere, and most are lonely, lots are ex-addicts, grain in the wind yo, do what you do because that's all you can do
Life's a bitch and then you die
That's why we get high
‘Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die
That's why we puff lye
‘Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die
I've had sever, untreated bipolar disorder for going on 15 years now. Not a day passes that I don't want to fucking kill myself but I don't because I know it's my illness talking and not a rational decision. I genuinely WANT to get better but any time I try I genuinely want to die. What do psychology person?
seroquel friendo, therapy, dumbass
this is 4chan not dr phil
Don't go against the grain, simple and plain
Keep trying, you obviously want to live if you're questioning some psychologist (op left yo) the same shit you would have in therapy for three years. make something important in your life, because really dude, it's absurd yossarian
The game of chess, is like a sword fight
You must think first, before you move
Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon
When it's properly used, it's almost invincible
I'm in Canada and about to do a psychological assessment. Can you tell me anything about what to expect?
I understand it's going to be really long (I've heard 5-6 hours but also upwards of 10-14 hours).
move to australia, or get fucking insurance, no one on the internet is going to seriously help you, stop kiddin yaself
Now why try and test, the Rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, I earth-slam your best
Cause I bake the cake, then take the cake
And eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to state
Right now I'm getting an associate's in computer science then I'm going to specialize to software engineering. I might go for a master's in Sydney in ethics and minor robotics.
why are you acting like a massive faggotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
When dealing with an autistic individual who suffers from indecisiveness, what do you suggest is the best course of action (as a support worker / psychologist) to do?
Also, this individual struggles with severe problems of control, doesn't enjoy things not being within his control, what do you suggest to let him lighten his reins?
Put said individual in a situation where they are forced to make a decision gradually. They will get used to making decisions and will help them get over their disfunctional behavior. It'll be funny to watch if it goes awry.