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Where's the best place to find desperate cougars/milfs to

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Where's the best place to find desperate cougars/milfs to fuck?
>I'm 18
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Your parents house
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>>734193645
yep
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Funerals. They're in their 40's, maybe 50's, vulnerable because it's a mofo-ing funeral, and they're questioning their own mortality...
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>>734193591
How rich is your area? Milfs are at the malls at the daytime, and at whole foods during the day time.
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>>734193591
Drunk friends house, they find them I fuck em
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Tagged dot com.... thank me later
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get out and work on everything, body mind selfrespect and consciousness..

100% sure its not on this site you dweeb.

try; grocery store
90's part
train
market
search for dating agency's, camp outdoors with a puppy
search for meetings for older single woman, be there and talk to people

succes faggot!
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In most cities there are bars that are basically hunting grounds for cougars. In my city its called The Polo Lounge. All you have to do is find that bar and go grab a drink. They will approach you pretty quickly with confidence you've never felt from a woman and it will make your dick flaccid or rock hard.
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>>734193730
Niggger shut the fuck up
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>>734193764
I would like that.
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>>734193764
I found that description, very well worded
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>>734193712
I work at whole foods and I gotta say, most of the MILFs/cougars or even GILFs are solid 8/10s and up and they always wear yoga pants.
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hobby lobby and target
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>>734193851
When it happened to me I went there to cheat on my gf and when the first cougar approached me I pussied out real quick because I could feel her prowess.
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>>734193591

You don't want desperate milfs.

You want easygoing milfs with choices. Those are the fuckable ones.
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Go to a tribute band concert of bands of their time. Something like a Bon Jovi or KISS tribute band will attract a lot of the middle-aged women who used to be into hair metal (and they'll dress the part for the night, too).

I got dragged off to a KISS cover band in Melbourne, Australia years ago by a friend (for his boss' birthday - he was new to the company and wanted to bring someone he knew) and found myself moderately drunk chatting up a table of three women, only one of which was wearing a wedding ring. They were all quite good looking though (remove yourself from any preconceived ideas about cougars and MILFs you have from porn; lower your standard a bit, real life is different), and by the end of the night I'd figured out I basically had my choice of either of the single ones.

I went home with one of them; the one I perceived would be more fun in bed (and had better tits). It was good fun and we fooled around several more times before deciding it had run its course (she had kids, so it was just some fun with a guy 20 years her junior).

And ever since then, when KISStroyer comes to the venue near my home I go and see them. I'm not necessarily hunting for old pussy - it is a fun night (even though I don't like KISS, but the booze is flowing) - but invariably I can at least get a kiss.

So far every concert of theirs I've been to has nabbed me at least a kiss; but on several occasions I've got stinky fingers, a BJ, and in a couple of cases sex.

So there you go, should work eventually. You don't even need to be super hot and muscly - the more "musician" you look (don't go autismo over-the-top though; be natural, helps if you already fit the mold) the better for these ladies. Confidence is key too, because they just love the attention from someone younger. They're there to dance and drink, so dance and drink with them. Flirt, because it's probably been a while since they've had that happen to them too.

Trust me, it's not hard.
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>>734193764
The Polo Lounge is my town is a legendary gay bar.
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>>734193591
bars, pretty much every milf that's dtf is going to be in a bar because that's what's normal for their generation
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>>734194015
It sounds more like a gay bar than a cougar lounge. All the gay bars in this city are just old dude names like Carl's
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>>734193591
>desperate cougars/milfs
Cougars & milfs are sexy older ladies, they are never desperate. If you want a desperate for sex older lady, look for the barflies in bars and clubs. They are the not-so-sexy older ladies.
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When I was 22-24 I was dating a 40 year old, we used to go to cougar swinger parties. Let me tell you man, the good looking cougars are few and far between. There are quite a few nights I regret. You might get lucky and get one that's pretty cute or has a decent body, but most of the time they're going to be pretty ugly, fat and have personality problems.
That being said, Facebook is the way to go. Start finding cougar pages and browse to see if there's a decent bit of women posting. Also check for private groups you have to request to join.
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>>734193645
lol rekt
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Buying weed at a nigger named Jamal's place.
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>>734193591
Answer is "your mom's address"
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>>734193591
Sauce/name??
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>>734195516
I'd search "dumb slut with uggs and no pants"
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>>734195592
I did, it took me to your Facebook page, Anon
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>>734193591
craigslist if you dont mind hubby /bf watching you fuck
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>>734195958
>Craigslist in 2017

Enjoy your AIDS
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>>734196110
I got away free. Don't let your lies spread.
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>>734196347
Maybe you did, but I still wouldn't take my chances.
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>>734196433
That's fine but regardless of where you go unless you test her your gambling with your dick.
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>>734196110
the couples tend to be cleaner than some random slut
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Back in my 30's my friends and I had the best luck to find hot older women, women that actually have to take care of themselves,is were there are rich old men. Just a bunch of horny well kept women wanting to get fucked. We used to score big in one of the few clubs in the Thousand Oaks area. It was always at least a 5 to 1 ratio.
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>>734196626
Agreed .Also after storms is when the real people come out.They'll have non google search images, reply to emails, and good nudes.
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i paid 60 dolar in web page ashleymadison com... all fake
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>>734196921
Duped my friend. OkCupid, Craigslist, Bars, & being moderately attractive are how you get cougars.
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>>734196885
lot of couples dont send nudes, too many pic collectors, they will want to meet up for drinks at least to see if everyone is on board, ( blonde was very fun)
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>>734193591
How to get a cougar on craigslist.
>Post about inexperience
>Wanting a real experienced woman .
>If your a virgin post that too
>Make sure to include that your looking to learn from a 30-50 year old woman.
The reason you need to put those is so you give her a ego and so that she doesn't feel old. If she still feels young enough for you and can take advantage of your nativity she will by fucking you.
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Craigslist is full of scams, fakes and rip offs. I spent a good two weeks working CL several hours a day. Never got a real person to show up.
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