How can i get a girlfriend with a face like that?

Is that you?

>>734187082
Just bee yourself dude :^)

“In conducting the census of the Roman population, the censors (they were elected in pairs) not only counted Rome's citizens but ranked them into distinct classes. The censors ranking, based on wealth, heritage [family standing], administrative competence, marital status, and physical and moral fitness, determined the citizen's political privileges, his level of taxation, and his military service. Anyone who didn't meet the standards of the censors could be demoted in rank. If the offender was a senator, this meant expulsion from the Senate.”

You look fat so obviously you should overpower one

Date blind girls.

>>734187312
Date rape

don't worry, you'll find your mrs. potatohead one day

>>734187082
Correction: How are you managing to keep them off of you?

Shave everything except your eyebrows and start working out.

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like this

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>>734187082
You want one with a face like that?
I'd say Tumblr is your best bet.

Simple:

Get someone equally derpy or who has major issues.

Or lose a lot of weight, ask a barber shop to cut your hair however looks best. (Mainly just dont part yours down the middle and taper those side burnsdown a degree. Mustache might work when you lose all the weight (not half the weight) but safe bet would be to lose it.

Last thing, change your life because we all know youre living the life of a fat b tard.

Prosper

@734187882
not funny

I know guys who can, but they have money

>>734188186
>@
Spotted the newfag

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>>734187082
It's true watches at $ 0?

http://watch.barbaforte.org

>>734187082
Buy a hooker

>>734187904
What he said. Also, shave that ghostache

You just go to your local gun store and get one.
If you kiss her with a finger or two down there, she will blow your mind.

>>734188585
Redundancy

>>734187082
Prostitutes. Sometimes they'll let you kiss them for more intimacy

>>734187295
This