“In conducting the census of the Roman population, the censors (they were elected in pairs) not only counted Rome's citizens but ranked them into distinct classes. The censors ranking, based on wealth, heritage [family standing], administrative competence, marital status, and physical and moral fitness, determined the citizen's political privileges, his level of taxation, and his military service. Anyone who didn't meet the standards of the censors could be demoted in rank. If the offender was a senator, this meant expulsion from the Senate.”
Get someone equally derpy or who has major issues.
Or lose a lot of weight, ask a barber shop to cut your hair however looks best. (Mainly just dont part yours down the middle and taper those side burnsdown a degree. Mustache might work when you lose all the weight (not half the weight) but safe bet would be to lose it.
Last thing, change your life because we all know youre living the life of a fat b tard.
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