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Choose Your Own Adventure: Dan gets Mugged by a Black Eddition!

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Choose Your Own Adventure: Dan gets Mugged by a Black Eddition!
RULES:
>first post (between each turn) to get dubs or better determines the fate of our main character
>anyone other dubs after first dubs will be ignored until I advance the plot (next turn). Wait for my next post before posting--don't waste your dubs!
>the game ends when I say it ends
The Plot:
Dan is walking home one day, when all of a sudden a wild dindu appears and tries to mug him. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
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>>734168212
dan befriends the black man
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>>734168212
dan tosses his gold watch into the street while a big truck drives by
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>>734168212
dan opens the door into the XXX bar and runs in
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>>734168898
This
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>>734168212
dan adopts a karate stance and remembers the words of his wise kung-fu master david carradine
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dan and the black man go to a bar
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>>734169055
winnar
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>>734169055
>>734168898
Dan remembers that niggers can't resist gold so he takes his gold watch and throws it in the road as a truck passes buy. The dindu dives for it and gets run over. Dan is feeling pretty smug abou himself. He picks up his watch, and the mugger's knife as a trophy. What will dan do next?
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I hope it's not this gold watch
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>>734169689
Suck dindus squished dick
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>>734169689
dan puts his watch and knife back into his pocket and enters the XXX bar
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>>734169850
Roll
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>>734169903
dan walks into the dark alley behind the XXX bar
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>>734169850
Roll again
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Dan masturbates over the nigger's dead body
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>>734169689
dan holds up his knife and peeks into the dark alley behind the bar
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Boards so slow....
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>>734169689
dan pisses on what's left of the dindu for good measure
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>>734169850
This
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>>734170005
This
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>>734170169
Ayy
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>>734169903
re-roll
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>>734169689
dan pulls out his cell phone and post the dindu on a 4chan rekt thread
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dan kills the truck of peace driver
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Dan kills himself with the knife dubz
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Dan bends over and spreads his asshole towards North-North-West on a Full Moon at 10:34 PM
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>>734170377
Winrar
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>>734170377
Checked
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>>734170377
a sad and pointless death.
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>>734170377
shit, winrar
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>>734169689
dan tries the door in the building next to the XXX bar
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>>734170377
well that ended quickly
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>>734170444
Please tell me trips will trump dubs. I want to keep this going
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>>734170377
cmon man...
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Get rekd fags
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Dan misses with the knife and decides to hang himself with the dindu's entrails because he understands he's a worthless piece of shit.

Dubz
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Op what's happening ?
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Bumping because I'm already invested in this
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>>734170377
Dan slashes his throats and bleeds out. His spirit leaves his body. Dan is now a ghost and has ghost powers. A bystander walks by and is shocked to witness the scene
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>>734168212
dan smells a strange smell in the alley, he goes to investigate only to find 3 shadowy figures cartel dindu mexican hybrids who have 2 suitcases full of unknown different contents
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Dan possesses blond bitch with his ghost powers and feels up his new vagina
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>>734171253
Ghost Dan finds ghost dindu aswell dindu robs Dan of his anal virginity
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>>734171253
He haunts the bystander by waving dildos so they float around her for all eternity
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>>734171253
ghost dan levitates knife through blonde chick
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Dan gets sucked into a road sweeper
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Dan rapes dindu
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>>734171678
this
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>>734171253
Ghost dan possesses dindus body and rapes onlooker
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>>734171866
Winner
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>>734171253
Dan goes ghost skiing with jesus
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>>734171866
ghost dan rapes the dead black man?
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>>734171649
this
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>>734171950
Yes.
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>>734171866
Winrar!
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Dan asks for blowjob and gets it
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>>734168212
No he doesn't
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>>734171866
Bumping this shit
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>>734171253
Rape the nigger ghost
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Here, we have a murdering rapist suicidal ghost called Dan.
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>>734171253
Dan's ghost makes dead black guy body walk around
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>>734171866
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>>734172515 yes? And....
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Dan fucks with people using the decapitated black face.
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>>734171866
Dan pulls down the dead nigger's drawers and proceeds to anally rape him. The bystandard backs against the wall and shrieks at the sight of the dead body's ass whole gaping and closing (she can't see dan). Then the ghost of the dead nigger arises from hell and tells dan to cut that gay shit out.
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>>734172722
Dan rapes ghost dindu.dubzz
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>>734172844
Winrar
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>>734172844
Fuck me that was fast
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>>734172722
Dan possesses the woman and masturbates
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>>734172844
Fucking winning
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Let the woman see ghosts.
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>>734173277
OH NO
>>734172844
2 DUBS
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>>734172844
Dan pushes the ghost nigger against the wall and anally rapes the ghost nigger to. The ghost nigger cries out for help from the blond bitch, but she can't hear them. Instead she is making a call to someone on her phone
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>>734173359
So what. There both me.
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>>734173505
Dan rapes her with the force of a thousand suns. She dies.
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>>734173505
She calls her dad and says she just met Trump and he grabbed her pussy and she had her first orgasm and she is a squirter
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>>734173600
I'm unstopable that's 5 dubs from me so far...
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>>734173678
come up with better shit then you massive faggot.
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>>734173678
Good
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>>734173904
No he will be a rapist forever.
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Hes going to rape her ghost aswell...
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a dog with a pistol kills the blond girl
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>>734174243
You stupid?
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Dan pulls his pants how and opens up for the BBC.
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>>734174280
was it supposed to be 100% real stuff?
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>>734174243
lol
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>>734173600
After raping the ghost nigger, he goes to cry in a corner. Dan is not yet satisfied so he rapes the woman with his ghost dick to death. Dan creams ghost jizz all over her body. Then an exorcist shows up-- the bitch must of called him on the phone. He begins to chant hymns at Dan
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>>734174479
Forgot pic
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>>734174401

We're waiting on op it's pointless rolling after someone's already got dubs as it won't count.
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>>734174525
>>734174525
Rape the exorcist.
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Dan gets cancer
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>>734174617
Yes.
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>>734174617
This roll
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>>734174617
Roll
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>>734174617
This tbh
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nigger's gang does a drive-by killing the exorcist
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>>734174617
Go.
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dan wakes up and realizes hes still being mugged (and this time we dont fuck up the story)
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>>734174525
Dan gets ready for round two black man
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>>734174617
This please. Dubzz
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>>734174525
perform exorcism on black mans body while jerking it
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>>734174782
roll
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>>734174479
Dan rapes himself after raping the exorcist
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>>734174525
Turns out I'm Kek
Dan gets exorcised, the exorcist makes dan physical, he summons a stand which punish people (an angel) and he hits dan until he repents and pay his sins.
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The exorcist starts shaking uncontrollably. What could this be? Suddenly a reptilian humanoid figure erupts out of his chest and gasps for air.
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>>734174983
Dubs for justice.
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>>734174985
Roll
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>>734174983
Roll for this
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>>734174525
Dan possesses the exorcist and rapes all the dead bodies. Priest gets on the news
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dubs says Dan kills exorcist and rapes dead body
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priest rapes dead girl
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>>734175194
Rereoll
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>>734175198
>>734175198
Roll
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>>734175194
Brilliant.
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Dan rapes the exorcist's underage daughter
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>>734175244
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>>734175244
WINRAR
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>>734175347
Pedo rapist ghost.... I'm almost there...
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As Dan moves towards the exorcist to rape him, the exorcist gets scared and his chant wrongly puts Dan's soul in the body of the dindu, that resurrects
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>>734175470
Too late faggot
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>>734175569
Damn it
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>>734175194
>>734175244
Dan possesses the exorcist and rapes all the dead bodies. By this time police and a news crew came to take him away. Dan is put in the slammer and awaits his hearing. He sees himself on the news in jail and proudly shows his bunk buddy his deeds
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>>734176199
Dan rapes him aswell
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>>734176274
This
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>>734176315
This tbh
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>>734176199
Man that priest looks happy.

Priest rapes cell mate
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>>734176199
Dan exits the priests body to let him live with the consequences
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>>734176370
Fucking dubs for Dan the rapist
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>>734176422
too late go dan go
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Dan rapes the police and a little house.
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The priest is comdemned to death in electrical chair, and is granted one final wish
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>>734176591
>rapes the police and a little house

what did he mean by this?
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dan rapes everyone in prison and escapes
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>>734176824
rerolls
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>>734176736
What's so hard to understand he rape a house
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>>734176199
Dan gets to know his cell mate. The cell mate is at first apprehensive, but the two begin bonding over talks of life outside the institution and people back home they miss. They slowly but surely become best friends.
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>>734176855
They have already rolled dubz
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>>734176422
Winrar
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>>734176422
Nice
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>>734176422
sounds like the script of the movie "fallen" with denzel washington

creepy movie
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>>734176422
Then the priest rapes the prisoner
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>>734177249
The killer ghost passing on by the touch of the hand, only recognized cause the killer liked to sing that particular song
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>>734177437
Sounds shit.
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>>734177426
No the prisoner rapes the priest
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>>734176422
Dan leaves the priest, he has no idea what happened and panics. Now it's time for his hearing. The guards drag him to the court room, dan follows.
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>>734177559
Dan rapes judge
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>>734177559
Dan possesses judge and gives death penalty
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>>734177639
This
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>>734177654
Reroll
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>>734177670
Dan rapes judge
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>>734177654
Quints checkem
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>>734177743
Dan rapes op
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>>734177777
Jk they are here
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>>734177559
dan possesses the dindu
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>>734177786
Rapes the judge
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>>734177893
dan takes over the black man in the jury
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>>734177903
Dan rapes the defence lawyer
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>>734177559
Dan possesses the jurors to find the priest innocent
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>>734177559
dan possesses the cop who goes on a shooting spree and kills everyone then shoots himself in the head
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>>734177559
dan possesses the blonde bimbo who proceeds to go start a gang-bang
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>>734177977
fuck more rape
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>>734177977
Now the defence lawyer will be sure the priest is innocent
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>>734177654
this
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>>734178068
I'll never stop...
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>>734177977
Winrar but he's a ghost
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>>734177639
Roll for this
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>>734178157
Hasn't stopped him before.
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>>734178157
it never stopped him b4
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>>734177977
winner
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The priest sees Dan's ghost and makes the exorcism ritual, Dan's soul goes uncontrolled and gets in and out of everyone in the courtroom
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>>734178229
>>734178236
hivemind
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Missed the part where he raped the girl as a ghost. Thought he only raped ghost tyrone
>>734178229
>>734178236
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>>734178430
I'll let you away this one time time. Don't let it happen again or Dan will be at your door.
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The Tales of the Almighty Dan the Afterlife Rapist
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can we do something other than rape and murder, I think dan overruns the us government could be an intersting plot with many twists and turns
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>>734178657
No Dan rapes op next.
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>>734178657
If dubs dan rapes this faggot
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>>734178657
I was trying for that (gold watch guy here). was trying to get him into the XXX bar or somewhere near, but everyone else was like rap or rekt
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>>734177977
Dan uses his telepathic ghost powers to pull down the defense's pants, then flies two stories in the ground, levitates horizontally, and rises up with his cock hanging out going 65 miles per hour. Dan's dick punctures the defense lawyer's tight ass whole and he lets out a girly cry. Everyone scared and baffled by this. The bailiff reacts by drawing his side arm.
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>>734178813
It was just me at that point. At this point I've had 7 dubs. I'm not even sorry.
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>>734178755
WINRAR
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>>734178778
if dubs dan takes over the judge's body, exits the court room and takes a trip to his friends at FBI, and look up this guy's IP. Dan than finds this guy's house, and takes a damning picture of the sad sack of shit he lives in and public sends it to all of his facebook friends, since surely he's a lowlife faggot who has nothing better to do.
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>>734178813
the previous thread ended on a really quick note too
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>>734178904
The story then resets itself to the beginning
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>>734178904
Dan rapes op now
Or
Dan runs away and rapes schoolchildren.
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dan cuts off his ghost dick and uses his ghostly powers to make it into a dick sword
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>>734178959
re fucking roll
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>>734179027
reroll
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>>734178997
This
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>>734178984
Reroll
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>>734178904
>>734178904
juror number one looks happy

cop shoots black man
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dan uses his ghost powers to rape the viewers of this thread
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>>734178997
Rape op rape schoolies
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dan uses his ghost powers to grow his dick to 420 feet
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Dan Leaves The Scene Of The Court, and Takes a trip to His Friends At N.A.S.A.(No Anime Sucks Ass)
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dan takes a fat bong load
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Dan rapes op op goes to bed.
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>>734178984
Reroll weeooo
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>>734179158
ROLLERINO KRIPPERINO
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dan takes a big poopie
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Dan rapes dindu in court
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dan puts a sharpie in his pooper with a timestamp
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>>734179243
Go
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>>734179229
RE ROLLERINO KRIPPERINO PLEASE HEARTHSTONERINO IS A GOOD GAMERINO
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>>734179266
Winrar
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>>734179266
Keke
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>>734179108
actually that's pretty good. dindu gropes blonde bimbo. she goes down on him. cop shoots dindu to prevent rape.
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>>734178904
Dan takes the cop's gun and kills him, then rapes the prosecutor.
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>>734179266

Dan rapes himself with a sharpie
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>>734179311
almost
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>>734179266
dan is now a camghoul.
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>>734179350
>>734179266
both of these dont happen instead phoenix wright comes out and screams objection
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>>734179437
Objection the dubs have already been rolled
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All of a sudden, the drugdealer comes in
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>>734179571
Where you going with this? Dan Doesn't need viagra
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Rape me dan
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>>734180025
That'll fucking do me eh
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>>734179266
The exorcist realizes that Dan is still up to no good. He uses a spell that makes dan visible to everyone for just a moment. Dan takes this opportunity to write the date and time on a card, and shove the sharpie up his ass. The priest casts another spell now that he can see and target Dan which opens a portal to hell. Demons grab dan and take him to hell.
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op is ded
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operino plserino
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>>734180164
dan demands to see a manager
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>>734180164
Story resets itself
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Rape me dan
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>>734180240
Reroll
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>>734180164
Dan rapes satan
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>>734180164
fly out of hell and back into the courtroom because you're a fucking ghost.
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>>734180234
dan demands to see a manager, and asks what his first job as a demon of hell will be. He humbly requests to be an anime cartoonist to sissify the youth of america and make them vulnerable to the rising state of japan
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>>734180352
This op
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>>734180368
reroll
>>
>>734180377
WINNERINO
>>
>>734180377
Fuck off faggot. Op this is too gay
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Dan summons Ballrog's to anal rape the entire witness panel
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>>734180164
dan emerges in hell and inspects his surrounding for another victim of his insatiable ghost dick he sees many damned souls ripe for the raping, the demon soon realises his mistake as a sharpie is jammed in his mouth while dans cock is rammed in the demons ass, the new king of hell has arrived
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>>734180377
He is rejected because you know it's hell instead he gets rapes all day
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>>734180400
winrar?
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>>734180701
no kripperino winnerino wonnerino firsterino
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>>734180701
Nah a faggot before him got it.
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>>734180769
Fuck off flanders
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>>734180598
rollin
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>>734180905
Waiting....
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>>734180377
Dan requests to see the manager of hell once he gets there. Satan shows up--he's the manager. Dan pledges his loyalty to the prince of darkness and asks to serve him by creating anime and manga to turn Americans into weeaboo faggot pussies. Satan is pleased and sends him back to earth with his own animation studio. Dan thinks of what kind of anime he should make.
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>>734181013
But satan rapes him before he can think Dan swallows
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Dan rapes satan and gets out of hell
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he obviously makes anime about rape that becomes very trendy in the west
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>>734181013
dan has a productive first day and converts some boys to faggots. He goes to grab a coffee, dawning a t shirt of his work
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>>734181150
Dan rapes satan the spawns in a school
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>>734181013
Dan commits suicide in hell
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>>734181173
roll
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>>734181109
Refill dubzzz
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dans work consists of saucy pictures of ned flanders, and he starts talking in his likeness. He goes to order a cofferino
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Dan makes a giant tentacle monster anime that rapes everyone.
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>>734181293
reroll
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Dan teleports to Kenya
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Dan rapes satan quits his job he owns hell now
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>>734181293
>
reroll
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>>734181173
plss dubs
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>>734181333
how does he rape satan when he's on earth
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>>734181333
better than my idea winrar
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>>734181333
So much rape...
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>>734181238
reroll
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>>734181389
Fuck. When satans dropping off coloring in pencils or some shit. I don't care how just as long as op makes it happen.
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>>734181389
Hes a ghost he can just float down there
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>>734181333
Dan can't think of any good anime ideas so asks Satan if he can quit. Satan orders dan back to work but dan won't have any of it. He pushes Satan to the ground and rapes that boi pussy hard. Gives him a good cream pie and then shoves his trident up his as to keep his cum from dripping out. Dan sits his ass atop satan's throne on a hill of skulls. Now that dan is in charge satan's busty secretary shows up to tell him that he'll has amassed enough damned souls to invade the surface world.
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>>734182221
ask her if she they've worked on the warplan to partner with japan in return not to microwave them a third time
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>>734182221
Dan rapes them before they are set free there is no stopping Dan the rapist. Next up heaven where the tasty virgins hide.
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>>734182221
dan and the army of souls rape the secretary
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>>734182344
winrar
>>
>>734182344
>>734182344
>ask her if she they've worked....
What was that?
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>>734182344
Dan asks her if there is a plan to ally with Japan. The secretary says we can make one if dan wants since he is in charge. Dan thinks of how he will propose is alliance offer with Japan.
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