Choose Your Own Adventure: Dan gets Mugged by a Black Eddition!
>first post (between each turn) to get dubs or better determines the fate of our main character
>anyone other dubs after first dubs will be ignored until I advance the plot (next turn). Wait for my next post before posting--don't waste your dubs!
>the game ends when I say it ends
Dan is walking home one day, when all of a sudden a wild dindu appears and tries to mug him. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
dan adopts a karate stance and remembers the words of his wise kung-fu master david carradine
Dan remembers that niggers can't resist gold so he takes his gold watch and throws it in the road as a truck passes buy. The dindu dives for it and gets run over. Dan is feeling pretty smug abou himself. He picks up his watch, and the mugger's knife as a trophy. What will dan do next?
Dan slashes his throats and bleeds out. His spirit leaves his body. Dan is now a ghost and has ghost powers. A bystander walks by and is shocked to witness the scene
dan smells a strange smell in the alley, he goes to investigate only to find 3 shadowy figures cartel dindu mexican hybrids who have 2 suitcases full of unknown different contents
Dan pulls down the dead nigger's drawers and proceeds to anally rape him. The bystandard backs against the wall and shrieks at the sight of the dead body's ass whole gaping and closing (she can't see dan). Then the ghost of the dead nigger arises from hell and tells dan to cut that gay shit out.
Dan pushes the ghost nigger against the wall and anally rapes the ghost nigger to. The ghost nigger cries out for help from the blond bitch, but she can't hear them. Instead she is making a call to someone on her phone
So what. There both me.
Dan pulls his pants how and opens up for the BBC.
After raping the ghost nigger, he goes to cry in a corner. Dan is not yet satisfied so he rapes the woman with his ghost dick to death. Dan creams ghost jizz all over her body. Then an exorcist shows up-- the bitch must of called him on the phone. He begins to chant hymns at Dan
Dan possesses the exorcist and rapes all the dead bodies. By this time police and a news crew came to take him away. Dan is put in the slammer and awaits his hearing. He sees himself on the news in jail and proudly shows his bunk buddy his deeds
Dan gets to know his cell mate. The cell mate is at first apprehensive, but the two begin bonding over talks of life outside the institution and people back home they miss. They slowly but surely become best friends.
sounds like the script of the movie "fallen" with denzel washington
Dan leaves the priest, he has no idea what happened and panics. Now it's time for his hearing. The guards drag him to the court room, dan follows.
Dan uses his telepathic ghost powers to pull down the defense's pants, then flies two stories in the ground, levitates horizontally, and rises up with his cock hanging out going 65 miles per hour. Dan's dick punctures the defense lawyer's tight ass whole and he lets out a girly cry. Everyone scared and baffled by this. The bailiff reacts by drawing his side arm.
if dubs dan takes over the judge's body, exits the court room and takes a trip to his friends at FBI, and look up this guy's IP. Dan than finds this guy's house, and takes a damning picture of the sad sack of shit he lives in and public sends it to all of his facebook friends, since surely he's a lowlife faggot who has nothing better to do.
the previous thread ended on a really quick note too
juror number one looks happy
cop shoots black man
The exorcist realizes that Dan is still up to no good. He uses a spell that makes dan visible to everyone for just a moment. Dan takes this opportunity to write the date and time on a card, and shove the sharpie up his ass. The priest casts another spell now that he can see and target Dan which opens a portal to hell. Demons grab dan and take him to hell.
dan demands to see a manager, and asks what his first job as a demon of hell will be. He humbly requests to be an anime cartoonist to sissify the youth of america and make them vulnerable to the rising state of japan
dan emerges in hell and inspects his surrounding for another victim of his insatiable ghost dick he sees many damned souls ripe for the raping, the demon soon realises his mistake as a sharpie is jammed in his mouth while dans cock is rammed in the demons ass, the new king of hell has arrived
Dan requests to see the manager of hell once he gets there. Satan shows up--he's the manager. Dan pledges his loyalty to the prince of darkness and asks to serve him by creating anime and manga to turn Americans into weeaboo faggot pussies. Satan is pleased and sends him back to earth with his own animation studio. Dan thinks of what kind of anime he should make.
Dan can't think of any good anime ideas so asks Satan if he can quit. Satan orders dan back to work but dan won't have any of it. He pushes Satan to the ground and rapes that boi pussy hard. Gives him a good cream pie and then shoves his trident up his as to keep his cum from dripping out. Dan sits his ass atop satan's throne on a hill of skulls. Now that dan is in charge satan's busty secretary shows up to tell him that he'll has amassed enough damned souls to invade the surface world.
Dan asks her if there is a plan to ally with Japan. The secretary says we can make one if dan wants since he is in charge. Dan thinks of how he will propose is alliance offer with Japan.