Tonight is for sleeping.
Tonight is for Elton John and listening to people play CSGO
That's pretty gay.
what the fuck is he sitting on
yeah, yeah it is.
my booty isnt interesting, even you said so*
*you didnt im saying you did
I can't get off through blowjobs, sit there forever.. Unless there's a beard involved and he's lapping at my ass too
nah I'm trying to gain weight again, it's best to eat yogurt before bed because it slows you down
Anal is great, I can't take it too often but I almost bought a dildo yesterday I was so desperate. I just met a new guy though so I'm holding off and seeing where things go
I am getting an old television to run a really shitty vhs player through.
I prefer top though, I'm just better at it
Anal is amazing. I haven't been lucky enough to receive it in a few months, but I love getting it whenever I can.
I'm vers myself. Best of both worlds. :)
>Gomovies / solarmovies
Saved you money and 300lbs of crap
I don't know yet. Probably for video art though.
It's not for watching movies.
because I like being 6' and 220lbs of muscle weight
mainly for cosplay, health, and hardcore sex
A dildo is a good warm-up, butt (huehue) nothing beats the real thing.
isn't there software for that?
>not the same
eh i guess
haven't used a real one but I think if it's a small dick the dildo wins
>get dumped after 3 years because I wouldn't stay with bf if I had to sleep in another bedroom so he could sleep in same bed as his gay best friend who just moved, so they could "spend their 20's living together like best friends in college do".
>1 week goes by he's already dating other people.
>week 2 asking me to move out
>just started a new job, paying off debt, slightly depressed, putting up with his petty ass.
1 month later:
>debt payed off
>moving out soon
>warming up. no longer depressed
>just started dating a super chill, mature guy who is literally everything old bf wished to be
>super good with people and animals, has corgi, own place/new truck, good job. Really feel on the same level as him, if nothing takes off we're already good friends.
not even mad
get that shit out of here