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What kinds of pets do you have, and why it is you haven'

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What kinds of pets do you have, and why it is you haven't discovered how cool and fun a praying mantis as a pet is yet?

They're easy to take care of, low maintenance, they're cool as fuck, chicks dig 'em, and you can take them out and play with them.

https://youtu.be/tIwxxrgS-kk
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The only pet i ever had was a mantis, but it died because it got severely deformed while molting.
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>>734161541
I have a pygmy hedgehog
Pic is her
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>>734161724

Yeah, there's only two ways a pet mantis will die prematurely and it's too much humidity growing mold, or having a bad molt.

You can solve both of those, or at least reduce them, but making sure you have a habitat that works best for the species.
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those actually look really cool and i want one now, i have 2 dogs currently
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i have a corn snake
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>>734161970
Cool chill snake
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>>734161746

A CUTE
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>>734162113
shes pretty cool
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Mantis are one of the few insects i regard as majestic and not disgusting, but strangely they're closely related to cockroaches one of the worst bugs
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>>734161541
I could do the same thing with my dick and still have the same benefits.
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i got like 7 cats atm, but most of them are the children of this whore


ill mail someone a kitten its to much
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I guess its cool. Nothing beats a dog for me though. It's high maintenance, but I feel like he adds a lot of value to my life (go on runs, bitches love him, guards house, etc.)
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>>734162527
Kek
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>>734162477

You nailed it. They're such an amazing insect, and it's incredible how they've evolved.

It's like, in the insect world it's this extreme chemical warfare, with stinging, poison, acid, webbing, sucking out brains, laying eggs inside of stuff, it's all incredibly sick.

Mantis are born as cute, tiny little mantis versions of themselves, then hunt prey like tigers. They're so much more baller than any other bug.

They also look you in the eyes, and can learn tricks. They're easy to condition to trust you. They also like watching screens and monitors, so they'll watch you play video games.
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>>734163104
>7 cats
gross
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>>734161541
My mate used to breed them for a few years.
They're such fucking cool insects to sit and watch when you've just smoked for a few hours.
He never had any really exotic kinds but they were still cool.
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>>734163253
I'm allergic to dogs which is shit but that's one proud looking doggo.
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>>734163526
I don't want 5 of them, i'm giving rid of all of them tomorrow
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Say hello to my little friend
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So what can you do with a praying mantis aside from look at it and try not to accidentally smush it? You can't bond with something that's only programmed to hunt and eat other bugs, mate, and then die.
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Hedgehog
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>>734161541
I usually hate bugs and insects but wow, that's beautiful
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i have an obese cat
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OP that mantis looks awesome. Will consider getting one and not feeding it to my Indonesian blue tongued skink.

BTW, don't get a skink. These things are assholes. Their jaws are crazy strong. The skinks used them for breaking open eggs in the wild and my skink almost broke open my fingernail.
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god and leopard gecko
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>>734161541
Got me a Syvanna Monitor
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>>734164155

Orchid mantis is really amazing to look at. If it wasn't for the males and females being such different sizes, with the males being much smaller, and their ooths hatching only a dozen offspring, they'd be much more common pets.
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>>734164390
Are they expensive? Lifespan? How do you feed it? Ty for sharing.
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>>734164276
10/10 dog
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>>734163740
Thanks bro

>>734164055
Shit i liek mudkipz
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>>734164276
>>734164370
LMAO
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>>734164579
damn that shit is gnarly
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>>734164579
Is it angry or just normal movements?
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Got me a pretty large snake collection, ranging from like $500-4k a piece. Green tree pythons, amazon basin ETBS, amazon tree boas, albino olive pythons, a few of the uroplatus genus, and boiga D. Latifasciata. Sweet mantis though I've been wanting some for a while!
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>>734164579
The fuck.
Fully convinced it was a wasp for the first few seconds.
DAMN NATURE.
SHIT'S INCREDIBLE THOUGH ENNIT.
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>>734164484

In the pet trade the most expensive are probably orchids at maybe $35 each, wandering violin mantis $35, or devil's flower mantis, which could run up to $75 for a single bug.

The more common ones like native species or the giant Asians are under ten bucks. A lot of people also swear by ghost mantis, because they're cool looking, easy to keep, and not more than maybe $12 each.

You feed them flightless fruit flies when they're small, and then crickets when they're bigger. You can buy either at any pet store.
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I jad a suzumebochi for about...10 min, then it stung me and hospital time.
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This is phil. Found him when he was a baby, lying on the sidewalk. No mother came to get him so I took him home and hes been a massive pain in the ass every since. Always fucking eating, bites the shit out of my hands, cant hold still for a fucking second, and he pisses and shits everywhere. But other than the mess and the cost of the cage hes pretty easy to care for.
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>>734164979
That's pretty cool anon, op was interesting today. I live in a huge city, gonna take a look but get further advice before buying at the store.
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>>734165100
Im too lazy to keep looking at your squirrel but his nails look pretty long
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I have a cat
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This is my dumbo eared rat, Tala. Her colors are cinnamon and white, only cinnamon spot she has is her mask. <3

I also have two dogs and a cat.
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>>734165100
What kind of fucking retard keeps a wild squirrel for a pet. Let it fucking go
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>>734164055
hi
wow that's huge, what do you feed it?
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>>734165187

I would get a ghost mantis if you want something neat looking and easy to keep.

If you want something big you can play with, it's kind of like having a tiny cat, get a big native species like the Chinese or order one of the giant Asian species.

Room temperature is fine for most species, and you just spray them with a water bottle, right into their habitat, maybe once every couple days.

They're arboreal, so they don't need a whole lot of space, and a paper towel a the bottom of a mason jar with a stick and a mesh lid is all they need.
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>>734163253
Dude seriously lose the choke collar and just train better
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Snapping Turtle
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>>734165603
It's not that huge, it's mostly due to the shitty close-up quality and because it's behind a glass. It's about 10-12 cm long
I mostly feed it special pellets, they smell like shit but he's crazy about them and seems healthy so..
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>>734165696
>wandering violin mantis
do you keep yours in mason jars? That seems really small. And what's their lifespan?
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>>734165542
If I let him go he'd die because hes gotten too used to humans and other animals.
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>>734165100
>>734165542
phil a CUTE
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>>734161970
does she eat corn?
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>>734163104
where ya at?

also

you know they have operations now that stop them from making more babies, right?
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>>734166830

I get mine as babies. So a normal mason jar is fine, then I upgrade them to a much larger one later as adults.

They don't need a whole lot of space because they're ambush predators, and prefer a small range. It also means the feeder insects like flies and crickets are more likely to go to them.
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>>734165542
if he was hand raised since he was a baby he is no longer wild.

genius
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>>734166830
>>734161541

OP's video actually answers a lot of this.
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>>734167297
Mostly trolling, but how long have you had it?

Im no squirrel expert but I think you shouldve released it, but oh well now you're cursed with it
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I got a kitty cat
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>>734168091
Derped and gave me the low res version
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>>734161746
give her kisses please
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Every year I always see those regular green mantis bros in the garden. They keep the bad guys away, though they sometimes snack on my ladybugs...
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Wow, /b is actually full of nice people with love in their hearts. What an eye opening thread.
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>>734167974
>https://youtu.be/tIwxxrgS-kk [
shoot, i didn't even see that. thanks
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Ants make are great pets, cheap, low maintenance and interesting to watch!
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>>734168800
inb4 some edgy summer fag starts posting animal gore now
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>>734163443
How do you condition them properly?
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>>734169224
Pretty sure that's really one of the aliens from Independence Day
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>>734169267
Acme Mantis Wax
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>>734164055
My copper axolotl sorry it's kinda dark in my house
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>>734167309
Heres another from when he was younger.
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>>734169412
How dare you
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>>734170140
holy shit adorable
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>>734169267

You do the treadmill with your hands, and get them used to walking on your hands, hand over hand. You can also feed them honey as a treat, and they get conditioned for it.

If you keep going, and they trust you. You can hold your hands apart once they're adults, and have them fly over the gap. You can see it in OP's video.
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Never knew /b/ liked axolotls here's mine
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>>734166043
Nice how old is it how big is the tank and does it eat live animals?
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This is my dog
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>>734170763
How do you get them to eat honey?
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>>734171242
more of a cat person myself, but 8.7/10. would pet.
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>>734166043
Do you fear for your fingers?
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My cock that has a thing for balls
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>>734171328

You just put it on the end of a stick, or get honey sticks and just cut the tip open.

It's funny, because they won't trust it at first, but if you just put it up to their face they'll start eating it, and if you pull it away slowly they'll stretch out as far as they can then start walking all stretched out to keep eating.

Mantis also like ripe fruit. But you don't want to overdo it, their main diet should be insects.
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>>734171374
All white husky with his ears being the only place where he has color, A light toast color.

Almost named him toast but gf didn't agree so troy it be
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I have this.
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My big old dummy
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>>734170161
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>>734171772
3/10 would not let from fear of losing hand to disease
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>>734161746
Jesus Christ that's so cute please give her many kisses.
>>734161970
Cool snek
>>734164055
Cool pet! are they soft to the touch?
>>734165531
Kisses to all your animals anon, you sound like you love your rat, she's very pretty.
>>734165100
Phil looks soft.
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>>734165542
the Zodiac
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I rescue pit bulls I have 2 right now. After some hard work they're awesome
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>>734171694
cool, I thought maybe he was a Samoyed. I love wolf-like dogs like huskies and such
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>>734171516
Thanks for tips
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>>734172481
Yeah great dog but he's a bit of a challenge, his prey drive is off the charts. The family decided to introduce chickens into the back yard without introducing them to the dog first or letting me know or even supervising for at least 10 minutes... dog chased a 7 down in their coop and decided to bring me one when he was done....
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>>734172438
Literaly the njggers of dogs
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>>734172438
>rescue pit bulls
isn't there any other kind of dog at shelters these days?
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>>734171088
A year old, I have her in a 75 gallon for now and yeah she'll eat the shit out of anything that touches the water

>>734171388
She's gotten me twice so far but she's too little to fuck up my finger or anything
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>>734163913
so you're gonna kill them or what?
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>>734172934
>>734172934
Holy shit dude I've seen those things snap a broom in half, watch those fingers
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>>734172886
Do they scare you?
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>>734172923
I love pits, they protect my house. These 2 were from a fighting ring
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>>734173143
Not the same guy but my boxer has fucked up like 3 of those dogs, shit neighbors never kept gates locked and my dog did what he had to
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>>734173143
No i just dont trust them with my kids or wife.
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>>734173298
They're just big a muscled. I would take a Rottweiler if I wanted to win dog fights. They're loving and loyal just intense so some people can't handle them.
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>>734173327
They require proper training. They get a bad wrap because they're abused so much. If you're alpha with them and set barriers there's no issue. Don't be a beta cuck and you'll be ok sweetie.
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>>734173541
>thry good boys they dindu nuffin
Kill em all and their owners tbh
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>>734173298
I've had a boxer before. I like them but they're spazzes.
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>>734172438
That's so cool anon! Keep up the good work! Good for you man.
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>>734173643
Oh man internet tough guy! I would wreck you then fuck your wife on top of you
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>>734173720
>No you
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>>734173682
ThNk you. These are my 17 and 18th dogs I've rehabbed. Never had an issue with any dogs after they've been adopted
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>>734173424
No I know the point I was getting at was they're not terrifying and don't deserve the bad rap they get if my big ass dummy of a boxer got the better of them. The dog I don't trust and wouldn't mess around with are akitas those thing are fucking huge and have a really nasty temperament
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>>734173849
I agree with you, when I was a kid my neighbor had a chow, I would always take a hotdog with me before school to throw at him so I could skate off before he attacked. They're bad ass
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>>734173658
Fucking dumb escape artists but great with kids
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>>734163253
Dobermans are some of the sweetest dogs ever too. Good guard dog too, would actually die for you.
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>>734173953
If you're a very active person boxer would be a great companion
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>>734173988
Not necessarily, all the boxers I've had have been chill they're just very much like a young child. Smart but dumb and always overly excited to see you, the white husky I posted up there is fucking super energetic regardless of how long of a walk or hold long we play... dude always ready to go
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>>734174226
I must have just had a wild one. I still love the boxer face. The pits I have now are so sweat I just had to break the male. It's hard cause you can't physically hit them when they've been abused so I have to tackle them and hold them down usually 30-60 mins and you can feel them release. Once they've submitted to you you just had to be a hard ass about what's ok and what's not for them to do.
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>>734173984
Dobermans are best dogs hands down.
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>>734174448
That must have been rough my husky likes to test me so I do the same thing but maybe 10 seconds in he's done with his little shit fit
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>>734174573
But i prefer them without the ears clipped
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>>734174720
Ear and tail clipping is tantamount to circumcision. Its unnecessary
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>>734174720
Man that doesn't look right with the long ears.
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>>734174720
Lmao looks fucking like a weiner dog my girlfriends dad has oh man what a difference the ears make
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>>734173984
Dobermans are known for turning on their masters and is a also a nigger dog
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>>734174832
Agreed m8
>his name was Bleve
Died of old age/heart attack when i was like 14
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>>734174948
No dog is a bigger dog if trained properly
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>>734164218
me too
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>>734174948
Literally only if you yourself are a nigger amd abuse them
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>>734168196
nice big eyez
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>>734174948
You're ignorance is showing. It's all in training.
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My sweet lil doggo, no abnormal training or shows of dominance necessary. Trained her with only positive reinforcement, loves to do tricks and do w/e i'm doing
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>>734175208
Except for pittbulls. They are niggers
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I have doggo

She hates baths
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>>734175365
It's ok anon. One day you won't be so sad and miserable.
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>>734175451
Yeah because i have a good dog and not some faggot who will eventually get me sued or injured
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>>734173541

Great thread till Edgar the club foot and his asshole breed of autistic bred shit dogs had to show up and ruin it.

You're not cool and no one likes you or your wastes of animals.
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>>734172438
Shitdogs/10
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>>734174948
So don't be a nigger while you own one and you should be good.
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>>734175971
what about white trash feeling insecure about their masculinity?
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>>734175549
Found anon who posts all the furry and trap threads
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>>734175549
Isn't there some cuck thread you can derail instead?
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>>734175019
Beautiful doggo, but purebred?

I've watch Mangnum P.I., so I'm a bit of an expert.
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>>734176111
Part of what makes dobermans GOAT is that they are racist. Evey dobie i owned hated black people. Was hilarious
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>>734176111
Then hopefully the dog does turn on you because you no doubt beat it and you beat your junkie girlfriend.
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My pupper
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>>734176237
>Evey dobie i owned hated black people.
You do know dogs take on the personality of their owner, right?
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>>734176391
Devolving into personal assaults.... come on dude, come on .... you're better than this

Unless you're like 13 then in which case shouldn't you be in bed?
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>>734176141
>>734176170

Found the two 300 pound forever alone introverts that can't see their cocks in the shower.

Get on all fours and let your nigger dogs have your asses, not if, when
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>>734176484

Cept Im not racist m8
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>>734176484
yeah but they're not fucking psychic you mong.
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>>734176593
I feel bad for you, I don't have this kinda I'll feelings towards anything in life. I do weigh 300 but I'm 6' 6" what am I supposed to weigh
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>>734176814
>taking the bait
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>>734176581
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>>734176581
I thought you called yourself white trash, you dont have to get so triggered
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>>734176814

Just as I thought typical pit/doberman owner. You're over weight, underwhelming and make poor life choices. I hope your shit dogs take a chunk out of you or someone you care about, especially when they get older and impatient

Total dipshit
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>>734176665
They can judge your body language, scent and tone of voice, friendo.
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>>734177075
Hey dont lump Dobermans in with pits
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Do free range spiders count as pets?
cause, there's a bunch of them in my house...
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>>734177090
My dog ellee hates niggers. If she sees one she hunches back and her hair stands up on her neck. She doesnt do that with anyone else.
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>>734177215
Only if they have cute grill bodies like your pic
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>>734167928
That's not how it works, Einstein.
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>>734173849

You do realize pits have been bred into autism by over breeding...very poor animal choice.
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>>734177075
I dunno anon I got my college payed for and played long enough in the league that I draw a pension. Got to fuck two and three women at a time because they love the football dick. Opened a despensary in Las Vegas and Married a lawyer. Life's pretty sweet right now.
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>>734176655
>Im not racist m8
>>734177283
>My dog ellee hates niggers
k den
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>>734177370
Its exactly how it works you tard
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>>734161541
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>>734177075
Ive had both breeds and since Im not a nigger and train my dogs properly theyre fine. never had any problems. Simple, dont be a lazy fucking ape and your dogs will be how you want them to be. Dogs were bred and created by HUMANS. They are only as good as we treat them. Dont blame the dogs for your mistakes you fucking trash.
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>>734177481
Not the same anon dumbass. I am racist and niggers are a disease.
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>>734177075
You have fun going to work tomorrow and riding your bosses dick tho
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>>734177388

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Gonna need your lawyer husband to bail you out when your dog Jamal bites someone
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>>734177667

Have fun dying alone
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I raised a couple generations of phylocrania paradoxa. fun critters.
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>>734177548
[DEEP INHALE] ᵖ ᶦ ᵍ ?
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>>734161541
I did.. then it died like 6 months later.. kind of ruins the whole pet thing dont you think?
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>>734177562

Wait till your dog gets older and not so forgiving to your trailer park way of life, chained to the door of your meth lab. It will bite ya
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>>734177562
Except pits dont give a fuck avout your training and will turn on you when they're having a bad day plus they come from jackals and dont let go when they bite.
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>>734177928
But I said I wasn't a nigger. You gotta learn to read my main man.
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>>734177860
Only the tiniest and cutest pig :3
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>>734178063
You better be ready when piggo becomes biggo
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>>734178041
I guess we just come from.. different world then, little black boy. I would NEVER step foot in your hood, soul brotha. Ya feel dawg?
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>>734178063
what kinda pig is that? will it always be so diddly?
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>>734178175
Have fun getting sued tyrone or cletus
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>>734178061

And you have to learn that you are the minority. No one trusts and likes your dog unless it's their pit. Think about it dipshit. You aren't cool, tough, or OG.

You're just another asshole people like to avoid, and so is your shit dog
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>>734178241
Juliana
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>>734178377
I don't own my dog for other people, you dickless faggot. I don't mistreat my animals like you obviously do otherwise you wouldn't be so very terrified of them turning on you. Why are you so scared?
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>>734178377
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>>734178761
Lol i would love to see the faces of people behind these posts.
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>>734178663

Just wait. That shit box of a breed is going to bite you or someone else one day. Even if you get off on the fear the thing it encompasses when you walk it in your hood
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This is my pet, you can pat them when they are still caterpillars. then they fly away and leave you, only to repeat the cycle next year.

maintenance = room to plant milkweed/swan-plant
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>>734178663

http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2016.php

Remind you of another animal that is the minority yet makes up the majority of violent attacks in the US? You pro pitbull idiots are in denial. They are a genetically retarded breed
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>>734179590
>Reading the fatality cases
>first one
>sex of dog: mixed
Pits are trans now?
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>>734179179
Cool.

Um, you don't also have deaths head moth, do you?
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>>734161541

I saw one of those things on the roof of a parked car once doing security rounds at night.

Creeped me out. It's the only insect I can think of that actively looks back at you when you look at it.
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>>734179829
>>sex of dog: mixed
>Pits are trans now?
No, there were three dogs involved, not all the same sex.
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>>734179890
Man I wish they are sick!
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Alaskan Malamute best dog breed. It'll Fuck up any of your nigger dogs. Also I want to see some more praying mantis pictures soooo...
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>>734180116
Caucasian shepherd ftw
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>>734161541
Mantids are cool, I used to raise them when I was in elementary school. I have a parrot now, pic related.
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>>734179829

Confirmed, moron pit owner. Can't wait for your dog to bite you and you think of how right all the "pussies" were that told you otherwise. Boy
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>>734180112
Do it! Fascinating: hisses, eats nightshade, breaks into bee hives...
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>>734180252
Low cholesteral and good hats will come to you if you post "whoa, cool hat birbo" in this thread.
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>>734180252

Whoa, cool hat Birbo
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>>734178041
Not even close to being true if you're an even remotely humane dog owner.

Pits like chows wolfs dobies etc.. are strong and instinctive but the biggest factor is always the owner. My dog in particular has had 2 yr olds pinching her ears and crap and just licked and loved them incessantly. I am a hugely critical thinker and I have no doubt in my mind that even on a "bad day" she would NEVER attack a human.
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>>734180660

Another waste of space
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Kangal dog better. Fastest. Biggest. If trained strongest also. Fuck off niglets.
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>>734161541

> Saltwater Tank
> 2 English Bulldogs
> A wife
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>>734164055
hes a cutie do you keep axolotls in pairs or do they just float around by themselves
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>>734179590
If you read the story for each victim theyre all abusive on drugs in jail have a pack of dogs you name it... its all from trash homes... be remotely organized and drug and violence free and gyess what.. you no longer have deaths from pits... this basically just proves theyre awesome .
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>>734180748
And why is that?
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>>734161541
Between my girlfriend and I we have a Dog Pitbull/American Bulldog, Leucistic Ball Python, 5 variations of Tarantula, a love bird (hate the fucking thing), 2 rats, a jackson Chameleon, and 2 iguanas. Just ordered an Indian Flower mantis for my GF for her birthday. it ships tomorrow.

OP, you should look into a Peacock Mantis shrimp. A bit more maintenance involved since it is a saltwater animal. But they are extremely hardy and totally badass! look up "Facts about the Mantis Shrimp"
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>>734181896

Basically just proves you're delusional.
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my snake, super old pic completely updated setup now
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>>734182643
Her setup currently
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>>734182476
fucking faggot trolls. lol

here is my pit. Best damn dog ever!
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>>734182979

Another moron waiting to get bit one day. Bet you live in Florida too
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>>734177370
ofc black = bad and white = good
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>>734183046
Damn you're retarded
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>>734183111

You'd know, you own a bred into retardation dog
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>>734183188
troll is obvious... I don't know why I feed the troll..

>_<
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>>734183294

You can't help making poor decisions, it's in your genes. Don't be surprised with your future mistakes, much like your dog
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Last weekend at the park.
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>>734170834
Why wouldn't /b/ like mudkips IRL?
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>>734172048
Just your average, friendless b/tard.
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>>734163443

Do a search on youtube for whip scorpion
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