Can we get a (956) thread going??? Let's see some valley sluts

people fucking live down there?

>>734156002
Yes we do, unfortunately OP should of made a Texas general thread.

>>734156149
956 here San Benito/Harlingen area

Alive in Brownsville, live off price rd. near the stars

>>734155097
Why? The only people there are ugly, greasy, lazy Mexicans.

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>Harlingen police oficers daughter

His house looks great on the inside

>>734156683
>tfw doxxing urself
>icrievrytime.jpeg

There was a Dropbox filled with valley nudes. Does anyone still have it?

>>734156841
Hey, I'm only 2 if those things

Why don't you act like a true Texan and protect your women and their honor. Instead of being a typical fag cuck.

>>734156404
Mcallen

>>734155097
Married a rio chick.
Will dump for good bumps.

lets some illegal immigrants up in this bitch

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Bump

>image not verified. Might be fake someone image search pls

>>734157437
kek

>>734155097
So a mexican can thread?

>>734157611
Fake, no skin is that white down here

>>734157690
yes

>>734157708
this

Matamoros bump

>>734156844
Gimme moar pls

>>734157708

>false

Have seen redneck trailer trash around here and currently smashing a white girl

>your comment is invalid
>shame

956 pharr reporting in. Any vv/psja sluts?

>OP starts texas nude thread
>doesnt dump on thread

Why tho?

Not moar unless one of you fucks posts atleast one

>assuming 956 is best area code

>>734157977
>red neck pussy
>Not pirced
>no leg tattoo or mosquito bites
>Fingers are smooth and not burnt by cigerates

>>734157611
Nope, some indonesian girl

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Forgot who she is, but she is from the valley

>>734158137
yeah too bad...
My wife is quite photogenic.

>>734158231
>assumed wrong

Tbfh the valley isnt the most fun place to live in but sure beats the fuck outta houston or san antonios crime rate, or your neck of the woods

>Texas nude thread

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Melissa r

>>734156149
Nigga Texas is too fuckin huge

>>734156404
Edinburg here

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>>734158556

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>>734158606

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S.darko

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How many of you recognise this place!?

>>734158345
>hot
>sweaty wetbacks
>only plus is mescan girls and food

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>back to harlingen officers daughter

Now she goes to TAMUCC

this thread is alive somehow.
bville reporting

>>734158943
>Originally from bville
>moved to harlingen

Got Anyone from Brownsville?

Lol there aren't gonna /b/ any wins for real mexican girls because internet is too expensive for most of the mexicans in the valley.

>956
what's it like living in the poorest, least educated, fattest, most diabetes ridden, highest teen pregnancy rate, and highest rate of corruption among public officials in the nation? Literally every list of bad things, 956 tops it.

>>734155097
>winter texans
my grandfather lived in mission before he passed. i visited him a few summers in my teens. loved the area and wish i could return. going to matamoros, reynosa, and progresso was fucking great.

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got no name

>>734159101
everything is cheap.
WE SPACE BOIS SOON

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>>734158335

>>734159101
Feels great. Unlike you, we worry about our lives and not about what people think.

>perks of being raised to mind our own business
>you neet

>>734159257
no, EDUCATED PEOPLE will be space bois soon, and they will likely be paid a huge stipend to have to live in that shithole you call home.

any from the 210?

>>734159466
>enters 956 thread
>any1 frum 210
>facepalm

>>734159101
We also got an island that's lit af but whites and niggers that come down always at the island

>>734159394
>we worry about our lives and not about what people think.
lmao please, everybody in the valley is all about pretending to be rich when everybody is actually poor as shit hahaha people think they are balling out when they get a 2015 Nissan Sentra

>>734159457
0/10 b8.
state the obvious more pls

>>734159594
Had to sit on sink? No ass

>>734159667
you sound like some salty spic who hated living in the valley by now relies on autism buck to leave in austin

>>734159667
In the valley thats considered balling.

>>734159775
This

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>>734158657

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>>734159259

>>734159775
lol fuck austin, but i'd honestly rather live there than the valley. what's it like not being able to afford to leave?

>tfw about 5 or 6 valley /b/ros keeping thread alive.

>>734159797
Buying a used Jeep grand Cherokee is like spoiling yourself

>Welcome to the Rio Grande Valley!
>Justin Bieber came one time!

you live in bean-crossing territory? I feel bad for you.

Any Mercedes sluts

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>>734159631

>>734159797
In the valley, 2 story house = mansion

>>734160129
"here's a pic of my non-existent ass"???
I mean really what's the fucking point?

>>734159958
Some people were actually loved by their families and dont mind the low cost of living and low crime rate.

>you now sounds like a valley spic whos parents moved to SA or CC and they had to drag your 24 yearold jobless ass with them, therefore got out of valley.

That or youre just a fucknigger from some shit town from the outskirts of H-Town

>>734160254
>low crime rate
crooked cops /= low crime rate

>>734160254
>Some people were actually loved by their families and dont mind the low cost of living and low crime rate.
hahahahahahahaha
so you still live your parents and work retail??? lmao
don't worry tho, i hear you're getting a (insert chain restaurant)!

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Can't forget her

>>734155097
google "paprikah mcadams". if u from 956 u may know her

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>>734160416
on his way to assistant manager!

>>734160326
>shootings=rare
>home invasions=rare
>murders=rare
>rape=rare
<theft=common
<car breakins=common

Violent crimes is what we mean by low crime rate fuckboi

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Harlingen bitch. She likes when I set up gangbangs with anons.

>>734160614
>>734160326
tfw every form of law enforcement in existence is in brownsville.

>>734160567
oh shit can i have moar?

>>734160614
>rare /= daily goes unreported.
>common /= I just got back from committing these.

>>734160614
teen pregnancy=extremely common
poverty=extremely common
corruption=extremely common
education=rare
credit score over 650=rare
1997 subarban=common
going to same club for over 5 years=common

>>734160567
Name pls

>>734157289
Lol, so what does that make you since you're swimming in the same cesspool

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>>734160698
Same Harlingen bitch.

No names just pictures.

>>734155097
979

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>>734160882
>>734160698
Last one of Harlingen bitch.

>>734160854
So then youre not from 956 and decided to get on this thread because you finally finished your LoL game and your cheetos and dont have anything better to do than comment on how bad a certain area of the globe is.

>/pol/fag much

>>734160614
Wearing high school letterman jacket after hs=almost a given

>>734155097
I'm yet another lonely 512.. :(

>>734161039
What from that list isn't true though?

>>734161039
Now we all know how Memo spent his day.

>>734161090
Never in sports

If you knew SB highschool loss record youd know why

>shit team
>most of them exposed as fucking faggets

>>734161090
Nope kept mine in the closet,
Only weared it three times.

>>734161039
Calma te Chuy

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>>734161152
Have some Delilah from Austin.

>>734161225
>weared
Yup, valley alright.

>>734161185
So decide on your insult?

>NEET
>Retail worker for minimum wage

Youre trying so hard

>>734161315
Tell that to my phone

>>734161219
Wasn't there a quarterback that got busted fucking his friend's little brother?

>>734160614
You only think this because your mom tells you anything you do is ok but if your sister does these she needs punished. Fucking rapist spic.

>>734161397
Probably

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>>734161403
Oh, Hey look a trump supporter.

>>734161403
That makes absolutely no sense regarding the comment you replied to fucknigger

>>734161333
I:
>>734161185
am not him:
>>734160416
you are hated by many.
kek.

>>734158739
Brownsville?

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>>734159101
Fucking horrible but at least we have a beach.

>>734161630
Perhaps (yes it is)

>>734161586
I'll slow it down.
I moved to the valley and have yet to date a girl who has not been raped.
And yet their mothers are critical of them and praise and coddle their brothers who are in jail.
I could go on to every topic he posted about but basically i am saying men can do no wrong and the women are treated like trash so the crimes committed go largely unreported.

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Can we get back to the tits

>>734161748
Unless you're in Laredo

>>734162004
so talking to chicks you meet a bars and gyms

>>734162042
Lmao god damn that bedroom screams 956

>>734162004
That's like me saying all white people are trailer trash.

We all have that one group in our race that are the Niggers of white, brown, Chinese I can go on

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>>734161840
Behind one of the high schools? I must've seen it before because I used to explore during UIL.

>>734162211
That's every girl in the valley dude hahaha

>>734162241
the deal is you have higher ratios.

>>734162212
Wrong, that's was actually a white guys room.
Not even shitting you.

>>734162241
no it's saying your area is not a nice place to be a female because of the actions of a large portion of your males.

>>734162285
this

>>734162242
Or wait, med high?

>>734162241
Yes, and the valley is full of poor wetbacks who live off of government assistance and are too ignorant to better their situation

>>734162212
Yeah that old ass house with paint peeling off the siding and a window a/c unit. A squeaky screen door that slams shut every time someone leaves. Creaky wooden floors. Aluminum foil on the window covered by a shitty blanket held to the wall by tacks. Fucking room in a house with her mom, dad, brother, sister, dog, abuleita...

>>734162004
Women are not treated like trash

Valley girls are the type to go to school and cut themselves daily, complain to their friends about how they have their personality because they were raped, but not tell the proper authorities.

And thats a damn lie because if people in niggerville hit a woman who deserves it they get praised.

A woman in valle gets hit regardless of her agression the man gets jumped or killed.

>>734162211
no I go to all the parks and soup kitchens...
>yfw

>>734162383
Yeah I guess.

Plus it's all those mexiniggers fucking hate mexicans.
Every since the drug wars started our valley went to shit

>>734159466
north east here

>>734162521
No it was across utpa university

>>734162503
and pipeliners who won't marry their babymomas so they can get the benefits of being a single mom.

Fuck this thread
No tits, just a bunch of whiny faggots

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>>734161013
>>734160882
>>734160698
harlingen bitch says hi

>>734162521
He was the nastiest fucking white guy ever.
Smelled like balls 24/7 and that's cuz he came from a rich family....kek

>>734162848
Go on.

>>734162741
just admit you live in a shithole of a place where everybody is poor and ignorant and i'll stop posting

>See a 956 thread
>Get excited
>See only borderline morbid obesity
>read the comments
>thinks the only thing good about the valley is the tamales.

>>734162848
Post tits

>>734162848
face pic

>>734162521
H-How did you know what my house was like?

>>734162964
Deliahs fucked tamales for me.
It was a holiday food not a fucking every day thing.

>>734162890
...yet that girl got naked for him lol
yup that's a valley girl
>omg he has a 2012 v6 mustang!!

>>734155097
956! Pretty Much Mexico!™

>>734163069
Nope like a 90s Mercedes I think it was.

>>734162521
damn, you're good lol

>>734163172
>90s Mercedes
yeah, you just proved my point

>>734162982
Not fake

>>734162974
She is at work

>>734162992
Lots of my fam on both sides love there and I lived there for a while. Pharr, McAllen

>>734163289
Dude you miss THE point.
Whitenigger like you m

>>734162848
Im in sb

>you want sum fuk?

>>734158739
lmao, that's where they round up everybody's tio

>>734163444
English?
Do you speak it?!

>>734158739
?

>>734163297
>She is at work
classic valley, being at work at 10:30.
let me guess...call center?

>>734163537
I T S. A. M E M E. U. D I P.

>>734163694
nice, too bad she only has a couple years left before she blows up like her mom

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Post pics faggots

>>734162848
You got more anon? Some nudes perhaps?

Did you guys know that the rest of the nation doesn't crack confetti filled eggs on each other on easter?

>>734162982
>>734163297
She sent new one for you, not fake

>>734163628
Not call center

Trying to get the tits...

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>>734164113
Forgot pic

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>>734163628
>call center wage cucking at 10:30 p.m.
Do you mean ACT? Knew some people who worked there. Heard some interesting stories.

>>734164113
Hmm...well there's really only 2 jobs in the valley, call center and food service industry

>>734164188
Totally down for some of that thickness.

Can we all agree that Harlingen shou be stripped from Valley status since most of those cunts are crackheads and try their hardest not to be associated with the valley

>>734156002
Mexicans

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Anyone know her?

>>734159101
We have the best tacos.

>>734164404
That's browntown
Fucking ghetto ass shit.

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>>734164188
We gonna see dem titties or what faget

>>734164210
Act is the worst place to work at. I used to get high with the managers and i was a credit fraud specialist at 17 years old

>>734164448
Looks like matamoros quality

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>>734164483
Damn right.

I fucked a girl in south padre from the valley, love of my life, I wrote her a poem right before I left

Just out of reach,
My mexican flower,
Met on the beach,
Fucked for an hour

>>734164404
Harlingen has all those new white and black people moving in

>>734164559
Nah when smart phones first came out.

>>734164550
I remember hearing about some lady who would steal peoples identity then got arrested while at work and got the exact same job after being released from jail

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>>734164404
no mcallen, you will never be taken seriously by the rest of the state.

>>734164922
Kek state of mcallen

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Nudes?

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>>734164524
Working on it

>>734164265

>>734163519
Correctomundo

Fucked a hot mexi bitch in the bathroom of Taco Palenque the other night. Bought her a fajita taco and bunuelo afterwards.

>>734164922
San benito actually

>>734165180
bumping for reply

it's kind of funny how every girl's dream in the valley is to marry a white guy lol

Ok so do all Mexicans homes have low ass ceilings. First time I was in an actual mexican home that wasn't a trailer I was hit in the head by a fan and had to squat to shower.

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>>734165180
Hell yeah

>>734165437
they fucking love us, I've pulled valley bitches on my "white boy" accent alone and I don't even have an accent.

The Valley is horrible. The new Valley dream is to go to STC, drop out and work at HEB or Homedepot

Anyone have vmhs 08-10 wins

Dead thread is dead

>/thread

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>>734164524
>>734164265
>>734164210
>>734164113
>>734163628
>>734163297
>>734162848
>>734164188
She doesn't want to send tits because you all are stereotyping her and the 956

Karina F. psja 11? Use to be sexy as hell with big tits!

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>>734165941
Show a fellow Harlingen anon some love c'mon nigga

>>734165941
lol just tell her if she doesn't show them she will get ojo

>>734165941
Why is your bluetooth on

>>734165941
Dude I want to take a dip in that.

>>734166218
SB anons > Harlingen anons

>i keep fucking all your women

>>734166218
>>734166229
>>734166312
Working on it...

>>734166296
Bt headphones from earlier

>>734158799
>)
damn maor

>>734166602
I'm fuck her just kik me when you arrange a gang bang.
I'll bring some swingers with me.

>>734166630
Pussy shot?

>>734160129
I'd fuck the shit out of her

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>>734166449
>living in san benito
Shit I don't even know what the fuck is there, why u living there. All u niggas got is a walmart haha, we got a whole bunch of shit and even a cheddars now and u niggas got walmart.

>any girls in here

>>734166878
You might have the cool stuff but your city tries too hard to pretend youre not a binch of fucking spics like the rest of the valley. Have some decency for fucks sake. Their last name gonzalez talking bout how their family is from Austin and moved down to the valley but yet everyone is their cousin or relative

>>734166878
>and even a cheddars now
christ you guys are sad

Sugar land girls?

>>734161288
I'm 512

>>734167182
I don't see what that has to do with anything but I'm actually white.
>>734167223
And what do you guys have? Jack shit, probably nothing to do in ur shithole town but do drugs and die.

>>734167522
Brownsville>Both of the shit cities in this debate

>>734167522
>Im actually white

I highly doubt that

>>734167522
i don't live in the valley you dumb fuck, it's sad that you measure your worth by having a chain restaurant lol

What city has the sluttiest girls. Also anyone get matches on Tinder?

>>734167672
Brownsville is fucking Mexico. Driving anywhere is a pain in the ass with those retarded jihadi-tier drivers. Not to mention all the fucking trash everwhere on the side of the road.

>>734167672
Ah yes brownsville, my home town
Lived by the sams stadium and went to Cummings middle school.

Riddled with gangs, drugs, cartel member wannabees, rapists, crackheads, methheads, tranny hookers, border patrol, and many other lovable things

>what i hate is the weather in my area

>>734167746
Get the fuck out then bitch. Your lucky enough to live in an area so shitty that you dick measure with chain restraunts.

>>734167998
And thats just Boca Chica Blvd
>kek

>>734167998
Southmost and downtown in a nutshell

>>734168130
*not to

>Nude thread
>discussion on area lifestyle
>outofvalley pricks joined
>CITY WARS

The valley cant help but fight on which city is best xD

isn't it kinda weird that in order to get a job somewhere you have to be related to somebody?
#justvalleythings

>>734164604
Beautiful poetry anon

>>734168109
Learn how to green text dumbfuck

>(insert fucked up triforce here)

PURO PINCHE BROWNSVILLE A LA VERGA COMPA

So did he then tits or nahh?

>>734168954
Agreed

>>734168844
>when you dont meet the minor job qualifications
>feelsbadman.png

>>734169049
He was a big ol faggot after all

>>734168954
I read this in the loudest drunk mexican voice ever and now my ear hurts

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>>734160698
>>734160882
>>734161013
>>734162848
>>734162974
>>734162982
>>734163297
>>734164188
>>734164265
>>734164281
>>734164524
>>734165180
>>734165941
>>734166218
>>734166229
>>734166312
Managed to get this from Harlingen bitch...

Trying for better one

Anyone have the Bradyn pics?
In Denton
Was exposed a while back, but I don't think anyone posted on her FB

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>>734169301
As good as it's gonna get for tonight.

>>734169301
lol what a dumb slut

Houston here. Fuck living down there.

>>734169331
>Denton sounds like the mexican word of the day

>i was backing up en la yukon and that puto hit me from behind and gave my car a denton

Fidget spinners were recaptcha
>killmenow.gif

>>734169496
Fuck Houston and it's traffic

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>>734169301
>>734169360
Can't see anything

>>734169360
Are those pancakes?

>>734169496
Fuck Houston and their Niggers

>>734164414
this

I did a lot of drilling in Catarina, not too far from, there. Mexicans everywhere

>deh tuuk err jubs

"Did you hear? We're getting a _______!"
#justvalleythings

>>734169873
Wall

>>734169360
Did you shave hair off your tits?

>>734169999
fuckin checkd

>>734169873
fucking yes

>>734169360
A definite fuck for me.
Kik?

>>734169999
>quads comfirm
>meme magic is|real

Rio Grande City Starr County reporting, Uncle has been in the drug trade since the 1980's and still doing it ...DPS city right now

"Are you going to Spring Break?"
#justvalleythings

>>734170459
More like
>justHidalgoCountythings

Anyone here sell some dodo?

>>734169360
Tell that bitch to scrub her tits!

>>734170770
Pretty sure those are extinct

>>734170866
people in the valley when they say a joke

Thinking Pappadeaux is a fancy restaurant
#justvalleythings

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>>734170292

Wonder when thread will 404

>>734168844
Fucking this

>>734170940
While south Texas people say jokes the rest of the country TELLS jokes.

>>734171143
Hopefully soon. Only thing going was the girls tits and it was a dissapointment.

Missionfag here

General Texas thread:

>>734171362
>>734171362
>>734171362
>>734171362

>>734171277
Dubs confirms femanon tits were dissapointing

>>734157431
bump

>>734168844
The job market here is basically nothing but shitty jobs people are only supposed to work at in high school flooded with uneducated people of every age group competing for shitty part time positions.

>>734168954
PUROS NACOS CABRONES

>>734171426
Fuck general texas you 956fags never appear

>>734171525
Guessing hes from brownsville

>>734171522
Took the words outta my mouth friend. I gotta get outta here lol

>>734168788
It's always the same with these fucks, go to the club for some pussy get in a fight instead.

>>734159463
City? Name?

>>734171668
Funny thing is that I spent months trying to find a job in the valley with no luck and spent a few day applying outside and got hired on the spot for something

getting every fad after it's over and done with
#justvalleythings

>>734171713
Yes its your girlfriend

>>734171838
Lets do the mannequin challenge guys

>>734171838
Finally getting to wear all the winter clothes I bought once it drops below 80 degrees
#justvalleygirlthings

lighting a tall glass candle because it will bring you money or something
#justvalleythings

>>734171947
lol, this.
>oh it's not scorching hot, let me wear yoga pants and my uggs!

>>734171804
Fuck im in that same position right now for a summer job but no one is calling back atm >:(