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So tell me. What do i need to do in order to catch me one of

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So tell me. What do i need to do in order to catch me one of these cute and strong soldier boy types?
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>>734151921
Start by killing yourself. Maybe you will be reincarnated as a girl
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>>734152028
i am a girl though. Gtfo my thread cuck
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>>734152219
tbh, be as cute as the girl in the picture. also tits or gtfo
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>>734151921
Marine, not soldier OP. Get your shit straight if your orientation isn't.
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>>734153356
why cant all men be this aggressive? i like it!
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>>734151921
Gib emotions and act like you care.

Soldiers will fall for almost anything that has a vagina. I've seen some seriously fucking off females/dependapotamuses
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>>734153510
Because they never did anything worth being a man for. Best thing for me was going Marine Infantry and doing a couple combat deployments. Most can start there anon.
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you know the rules... tits or gtfo
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>>734153714
im not a guy. but ok
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>>734152219
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>>734153793
this isnt /pol/ faggot u dont get shit. If u did id be on cam and make u pay for it
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>>734153911
>/pol/
/b/ existed long before /pol.
Its a /b/ rule
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>>734153894
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>>734153975
>>734154032
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>>734154032
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Ill be joining the army next month kik. Daddy_nidoking im 21
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>>734151921
Depends where you live first of all. Any military bases nearby?
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>>734154281
>Daddy_nidoking
Kek
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>>734154544
no. camp pendleton is 2 1/2 hours away
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>>734154670
Plz say u live 2.5 hrs east of pendleton
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>>734154670
A Cali girl, huh?

Tryna get into college or get that free tricare?
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>>734151921
get knocked up by one
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>>734154670
Marines will fuck anything. Even if you are a guy just throw some makeup on and go to town.
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AF fag here. There's plenty of single military guys. Especially in the Air Force.
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>>734155200
and then never call right?
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>>734154670
I know guys who will drive 2.5 hours to bang you and are dumb enough to marry anyone for BAH. Literally take a day trip to the area, get on tinder, and swipe right on any marine you think is good looking. You will be banged within an hour.
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>>734155325
Because you're all nerds with high IQs and no social skills.
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>>734155367
seriously making me laugh im so embarrassed reading this and i havent even left my house yet lol
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>>734155517
Why do you want a military guy? Why specifically military? You sound like a dependa.
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Easy one OP, just subconsciously signal that you like getting beat the fuck up.
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>>734155517
If you want a decent guy, don't go for LCpls or below. They dont even care about their own lives, let alone another person. Cpl is pushing it. Sgt should be pretty safe though. If you can hook an officer get prgnant as fast as possible. This is my advice to you. I wish you luck.
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Its not hard to fuck soldiers or marines just have a vagina
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>>734155715
because shes vain and thinks marines are hot
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>>734155788
This. If you're gonna whore yourself out to military at least be sensible and go for someone who is gonna net you some decent money and who actually has SOME amount of time in service that way you can be a greedy fucking jewess and milk them of their time given benefits
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>>734155715

>met military guy
>liked him
>quick fling
>???
>wanted more (relationship)
>nothing happened. ended afterwards.
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>>734155517
Okay now you have to show your face because i'm starting to believe you're fugly and just want to leech of some poor kid in the military and drink his benefits from the tube.
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>>734155912
he was hot tho. WTF. its not like men dont want hot girls...?
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>>734156037
Btw im a time traveling photographer. I found this picture of you and the lucky lad. Congrats OP! :^)
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>>734156138
Yeah, but hot chicks normally don't come with a fuck ton of benefits you can leech off of like a parasite.
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>>734156186
lol yes im a 300lb man eating cheetos on a bean bag.

>>734156384

lol guess we need a middle ground then
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>>734155367
Literally this.
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>>734156538
this is EXACTLY what i look like irl. WITH a full face on too. legit
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>>734156519
Wouldn't doubt it OP. Wouldn't doubt it for a second
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>>734156730
glad we're on the same page anon. Now if only we can solve the issue of world peace.
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>>734155788
Wow......sad shit
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>>734154032

if i saw that in real life, i would just busdt up laughing
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i think im just gonna do what i was told to do. Im just gonna find a nice outfit, get an airbnb, get an uber and make a tinder profile see whats out there.
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>>734157138
i dont appreciate your micro aggressions
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>>734155367
>I know guys who will drive 2.5 hours to bang you and are dumb enough to marry anyone for BAH. Literally take a day trip to the area, get on tinder, and swipe right on any marine you think is good looking. You will be banged within an hour.

this, but anything below sergeant is a one time deal. you gotta get above sergeant if you want a guaranteed relationship.
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>>734152493
>"be as cute as..."
>Doesn't matter how you finish that sentence, a military base is one of the North American landwhale's preferred nesting grounds.
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Still no tits tho, how could we help you if no tits are provided. Tits or gtfo courteously.
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>>734154962
That's easy to accomplish. Find a guy who's going in lock him down as the girl who will wait for him. Then Bareback fuck him or wedding so you get legal benefits. Also find a city near a base and cheap bars.
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>>734157242
>i dont appreciate your micro aggressions

i'd laugh so hard at it, it would probably be more than a micro aggression
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>>734157452
ummm excuse me but this is a SAFE SPACE.
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>>734155788
I hope you die tonight
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>>734157554
suck his dick quickly u need to establish dominance!
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>>734155501
Rather be a high iq with no social skills than a meathead who only uses his meathead.
Literally choosing evolutionary advantage over primitive instincts. And Girls want everything beyond instinct lol
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>>734158489
yaaa ur not my type...
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>>734158489
Most people are pretty shallow. They could care less about personality traits. As long as your good looking and not a super douche you're guaranteed a relationship.
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>>734152219

Then tits or gtfo.
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>>734158489
Yup, speak like you know my accomplishments and life after. I was opened to any enlisted job in the Marines and still picked Infantry. Why fight a war from no other place than the front line? Say what you want, but you're still a fag and will be one that brags about their service - ((( although, between you and me - you didn't do shit)))
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>>734159190
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tits
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>>734159382

No: Rule 31: TITS OR GTFO
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I'm actually going into the Military next month, Marines have always been in the family, love guns and love beer with titties.
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>>734154670
>camp pendleton 2 1/2 hours away
>looking for military waifu
>YA FUCKING RIGHT
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>>734158621
I don't see a good reason to want you in the first place.

Kinky? College major? Sexually Liberated? Loves guns? have friends just like you? 420 friendly? anything?

What kind of girl, are we guys, talking to?
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>>734151921
don't be a swamp donkey, don't be blacked, just be in proximity of a base and really they dont give a shit about the rest.
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>>734159310
I mean to be fair if Marines didn't have air support, you guys would be up shit creek without a paddle.
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I fucking love how manly militarymen are <3
They're like the modern day crusaders.
They turn me on like crazy.

>>734155367
Noway!
I'll keep this in mind.
I'll download tinder.
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>>734159310
I don't need to brag about my service. My service speaks for me. I don't hold onto my past. a soldier with PTSD can't make that choice.

I'm simply making the smarter choice, and I don't care how ugly that looks. You chose your poison, just like I did for our lives.

Drink it up, that's the koolaid you wanted, so don't pretend your koolaid is better. It's a different flavor, fuckboi
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>>734160286
>marines dont have air support
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>>734160286
If they didn't have AS, they wouldn't be in the middle east. At all.
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>>734160310
please dont mock me it hurts my feelings.
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>>734160528
I wasn't mocking you?
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>>734160010
well we dont want each other, it settled. im a 300 lbs man anways
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>>734160569
sounded that way. i mean i like that aspect of military men.
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>>734151921

That's a Marine. You have to go to Jacksonville, North Carolina and become a stripper. Trust me, it works.
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>>734155367
accurate
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>>734160286
Hmmm, how did Marines make a name without CAS prior to the 'Flying machine'?
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>>734155325

They all date their computers. Be slim marry a marine & gain 300lbs. Or gain 300lbs and marry a soldier. Get a sex change & marry a sailor or become Alienware and stay on an airmans lap.
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Where the titties at?
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>>734160404
Way to Sound tough when your MOS speaks for itself. You're the /b/oi here and trust me - no matter what you say, can make you sound better. So option one: re-up as an Infantry Marine. Orr... off yourself. Only two options AF anon. Aside from that, go be butthurt in another thread. ""But I experienced war by having chow halls galore and being able to talk to family whenever. It sucked"" - most you fucks said, I bet you were one.
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>>734151921
A warm wet cunt
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>no pics
>no timestamp
>nothing

wtf are all these posts?
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>>734151921
Ak 47 and a towel for your head. Catch em all.
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>>734161223
OP is attention whoring. beware anon.
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>>734151921
>go west young man
>haven't you been told
>California's full of soldiers, weed, and gold
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>>734160404
Tbh, if you're a PJ - you get my respect. A Pilot, you get my respect. That's it AF anon.
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>>734151921
>cute and strong
>shilled into being a governmental pawn

pick one
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>>734161468
If you an hero you get my respect
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>>734161568
as if we arent all government pawns.
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Muhreen here. Most marines have ridiculously low standards for women, which is why 90% of enlisted active duty guys have hideously ugly wives and girlfriends. I am skeptical that you are a female because if you are a female with experience around marines or soldiers you would know that most are self centered dumbasses.

That being said I'll be in Pendleton in July and I'll happily take a gf application
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>>734161568
Right? Or just get a better paying job that you don't get shot at.
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>>734161753
I'll wear a wig and you can fuck me in the ass if you pay my car and house
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>>734161753
the guy i was with seemed like a good guy...im not sure what to tell you.
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>>734161915
that was my plan. GTFO my thread
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>>734161933
I'm sure what to tell you.

Tits or gtfo, cumdumpster
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>>734151921
Put out on demand without costing too much and not be a nagging harpy.
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>>734162040
save that aggression honey your gonna need it
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>>734162093
Impossible!

Unless he's a man!!!!
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>>734161933
Maybe he was. Not all are bad, just most. The military's a big community.

Still waiting on that gf application.
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>>734162182
this
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>>734162144
No really attention whore. Tits or gtfo.

Nobody wants to hear your bitch ass pleas for attention
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>>734151921
Be fat and willing to spend all his BAH. Its called being a dependapotamus.
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>>734152219
Solider or not, every guy is different. There are just as many nerdy dweeb soliders as redneck good-ole boy ones.

The one common factor that they will all like: be cute.

Remember. it's (intelligence+humor) x looks
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move to a city with a military base and be a cute girl
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>>734162218
Might come Thai style with a dick attached
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>>734162358
what is BAH?
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>>734151921
Um join the military
Navy is the best.
I don't care how ugly you are when ever I am shipside I would fuck a cantaloupe.
4 10 4
4 in America 10 over seas and 4 when u get back
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>>734161641
I'll post when I decide. The thoughts been there since buddies were lost and the world/US/people don't care. Started to open my eyes then. We're all nothing living for nothing. Prove me wrong if you'd like.
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