I want to fuck my mom so bad. I'm pretty sure she wants it too but still not sure enough. Last time she was over I made sure I was super hard and had my cock hanging out a bit. Caught her looking at it a few times. Then when she left she gave me a hug and I pushed my huge boner into her. After that she was calling me every day for a week just talking to me about random shit for no reason, like she was looking for an excuse to call. Any tips on other tests I can do to make sure before I just whip it out sometime?
Yes I like this idea. Came real close to doing it once, but bitched out because I was worried about potential backlash. But I will get drunk and just do it. Like you said anon I will have plausible deniability by saying I never meant to send it to her. Fucking pumped. If I get her in to bed I will record the whole thing and post it for you lads
You can see the tummy tuck scar hidden by her underwear. No way did her tits get that big without her stomach bulging out, too.
I will upload a pic soon once wife goes to bed pics are on the pc and I'm stuck on the phone for now.
I would love to let her catch me jerking off but I don't live there anymore so setting that up might be hard. Hopefully the cock pic works and she doesn't flip out. I'm like 7/10 sure she would do it. Fuck it would be so hot.
Just be upfront about it. Tell her it's a huge fetish online these days and you've been thinking about her while watching. I think she'd probably go for it. You have to allow her to say no initially - I mean 'what would society think?' But allow her to think it over, assure her that no one would find out - it's just a bit of fun for you both. See how she reacts. If she's dead against it, say sorry I wasn't thinking straight, that damn porn has warped my mind. I'll stop watching and never mention it again... She still might come round to the idea later, particularly if you can lower her inhibitions with a bit of alcohol - she has an 'out' then in her mind - she was drunk.
Just ask if you can just hug longer or something, build up slowly, get your foot in the door, kiss her gently on the neck - I did this with my aunt when hugging goodbye, it's subtle enough to be taken as nothing but it also registers as something slightly erotic but she can't really call you out on it.
She's never caught me in the act but she used to joke about my huge cum stains on my sheets. She also has seen it a couple of times recently as stated in the op. I just walked around with my hard Boner out like I didn't know. She was sitting down and I was standing next to her it was so close to her face. Caught her staring a couple times and she didn't say anything about it being out which I think was a good sign. Yeah started thinking about her like this in puberty. I would run my cock all over her pillow and do other things like that.
Thanks anon, I really like that idea. Nice and subtle like you said. I always make sure to rub her tits when I'm taking my hand off her back from hugging. I could do a bit more like you suggested.
The thing is, she will never initiate anything. She wouldn't want to be seen as a 'paedo'- I know you're probably 'of age' but you know what I mean. You have to warm her up to the idea and then initiate yourself, that way she's 'not to blame'
I have thought about just coming out and telling her. Scares the shit out of me to be honest. but there will come a time when it will have to be brought forth as more than just hints so I do appreciate your advice and will employ it.
You could always 'get drunk' - don't, but act mildly drunk. Fill up beer bottles with water - whatever you have to do! This gives you an 'out' if she freaks out. Fall back to the watching too much porn excuse and say it'll never happen again. You need to get her in a situation that's kind of intimate to begin with - watch a movie together or something. Don't just blurt it out at the dinner table! ;P
Start getting ever so slightly more intimate with her. Hold her hand briefly. Touch her on the shoulder or waist. Just throw these in from time to time and get a sense for how she responds. It might have to be a 'long con' but you can test the waters this way...
Like I said it's not 'socially acceptable' so she will never initiate for fear of being 'that woman.' She will want to be 100% sure that no one will find out - you may have to get her out of town or something. If you treat her right - she's your Mom - she loves you and if you were to confess there's not many people she's going to tell now is there? It's between you, she'll forgive you, she might freak a little but she'll also be secretly flattered.
Here is a pic of her.
I appreciate all of you anons for your advice on this. I understand that it might take a while to plant some seeds and I also can just throw caution to the wind and have her over and dish up the wine. Would be a great fallback for us both. Will 100% video and post nudes if this works out.
Aww... she's pretty. Good luck anon.
She might not. He may get to kiss her passionately or talk her into a massage or something. I'd take that for a start.
My step kids keep stealing my panties.
How do I prevent them from being degenerate mommy loving psychopaths like you guys?
Pic related. It's the panties one of them stole and hid today.
Can we see what's inside your panties? Are they dirty or clean?
Your posting in a thread about a dude wanting to fuck his mother asking for help how to avoid a 13 year old wanting to fuck you?
why not just post nudes get these mommy fetish cunts hard?
OP if you do it don't do it like this, the apology comes so quickly you don't give her a chance to express interest. You gotta leave it ambiguous as long as possible.
I want to know what went wrong with you guys, since you faggots are a lost cause. My step son still has hope to be a functional member of society.
Here's what you do. Wash the ones he stole and then lay them out on his bed or somewhere where he and only he is sure to find them. Since he threw them away they could have only come from one place. Next time you see him, look him dead in the eye and just mouth or say, no more!
Or just fuck him, your choice.
I seem to be part of the small minority of /b/astards who have never been in the least turned on by sex fantasies about their mothers. My sisters, on the other hand... well, Daddy can keep Mommy.
This is an interesting move. I say do it, in fact why don't you call or text her or some shit right now and post results. I'm really keen to see how this pans out.
Honestly if you're just open and direct I don't really see this blowing up if it fails, other than occasional silly jokes down the line if you're not a wackjob about it. If she's not into it let it go and it'll be a non-issue. But with the way you're starting it's sounding like this may end in your favor.
Moms and sons who fuck can be functional members of society. They keep their relationship secret, and that's that.
As for the desire itself on the son's part, that's completely natural. Freud highlighted the way that moms "normally" react to these desires in Western civilization: when the mom realizes the behavior can't be tolerated lest she be viewed as an obscene or perverted woman (a fear originating as much from her own insecurities as from those of the society that seems to impose its prejudices against her), she threatens to emasculate him (castration), and furthermore to assign this task to his father.
This doesn't always play out this way. Certainly not in families with open sexual relations between all family members.
Freud said we have a "biphasic" sexuality due to the above situation I described. Sexual development for all mammals begins soon after birth. But for humans, there is a halt when the castration complex occurs. This is at around 3-5 years of age.
The second phase of sexual development is at puberty, when our hormones force us to become horny and to develop our relationship with sexuality again. Of course, the events and trauma of the Oedipus/Castration complexes shaped the inner world that then comes into play and flowers into whatever the fuck we become.
I get the feeling people who are repulsed by this fetish never had hot relatives
My mom has been a grade A milf for as long as I've known her. I don't REALLY want to fuck her, but its a hot fetish and turned me on to MILFs in general
I really wish I could, but my mom is just way too out of my bracket. She's the only one stable enough to deal with that kind of thing, and might go for it, but really just too.. no.
I got a sister who's hot but she's certified insane. She will go ballistic at some point, I just know it. Or during one of her many breakdowns or forced institutionalizations she will spill the beans for sure. It'll be a public issue within a month.
I got some smoking hot cousins but I haven't seen them in years.
The bible encourages incest several times.
The only family God spared from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah fucked in a cave that very night.
Lot got drunk and impregnated both his daughters. The Lord was pleased.
I was sleeping with my mum till the age of 12. Tried feeling up her boobs once laying my hand on her chest and then inching my way forward. I almost succeeded - the moment I touched her nipple she woke up and turned on her side. I also had a really good look on her naked body when she was sleeping naked and the blanket slipped off. It definitely affected my sexual preferences because now I'm into milfs, big breasts with huge nipples, lactation and mother-son roleplay.
No he doesn't, he will be raping and killing women in no time. It goes back to having something he can't ask for so he takes. And then to not deal with the shame he'll pretend it didn't happen. When the cops come, tell them you've always known he was a weirdo.
This pussy is 80 years old. Would you hit it?
I'd still fuck 55 year old pussy in a heartbeat. Especially my Mom's...
That's your choice.
Honest and open communication is important. Being real with him, etc.
Flirtation can help you get involved in his mental life in more profound ways.
If you ever end up in a situation where he is on his knees and you are shoving his face into your nasty pussy, definitely be very strict with him, saying, "Don't fucking tell anyone about this," as you use his face to make yourself cum.
I think people forget that it's only really the sun exposed parts of the body that get exceptionally wrinkly. You can have an old granny with a fucked up face and lovely smooth soft tits etc..
Might have to go pick up some Grannies, lol!
I really wish i could fuck my mom
She's separated from my dad so maybe now theres a chance
You should get her really drunk and start playing truth or dare. About 20 minutes into the game you should dare her to touch your cock and if she gets weirded out just say you're drunk and go to bed. If she does then fuck the shit out of that pussy.
I don't have time, gotta go soon unfortunately... maybe later tonight.
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