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Ask a lesbian anything!

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Ask a lesbian anything!
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How can I be smart?
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Are you a butt girl or a chest girl?
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>>734108698
tits or gtfo
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>>734108758
Idk man, read some books maybe?
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Does God exist?
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How do you make it once under the blanket ?
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>>734108803
Ooh, both? I guess butt if I had to pick. You?
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>>734108872
>both
Get off your high fucking horse and pick
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>>734108861
I don't know. I think there is some higher power, not necessarily a god, but something?
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How can I escape from solipsism?
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>>734108939
Fine then, butt.
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>>734108950
higher power like NWO?
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>>734108968
I'm not a therapist, but I would recommend finding the small things that make you feel happy or okay.
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>>734109038
not them, maybe cosmic energy??
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pls let me know how u used to fuck with your mate
Also post ur rags or gtfo
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>>734108698
would you rather have a wizard turn you into a big burly man or a little effeminate crossdresser
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Opinon on feminism?
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>>734108698
Were you ever molested and if yes please give us a detailed account of how it happened.

If no, please tell us about your first sexual experience in detail.

Either way, details so that I can jerk it. Thanks in advance.
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Delaware was a fake?
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>>734109188
Little effeminate crossdresser
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>>734109216
no, never molested or sexually assaulted in any way

>be me, sixteen
>still figuring out my orientation
>have a best friend who's a lesbian
>I'm at her house, watching a movie
>we were leaning up against each other, veeeery close
>she turns her head and kisses me on my cheek
gimme a sec to type, and I'll cont.
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>>734109256
????
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How can I get a gf?
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>>734109526
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>>734109526
>I'm into it
>we're friends, but closer to romantic than platonic
>I kiss her back, a little closer to her mouth
>She asks me if she can keep going
>hell yeah
>she takes my face in her hands, and kissed me on the mouth
>i move my lips, and before i know it we're making out
>she shifts from beside me, sitting on my lap
>she grinds her hips slightly
>ohfuckitshappening.jpg
>I put one hand on her side, underneath her shirt
>she gasps slightly, and keeps kissing me
>emboldened, i slide my hand higher
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>>734108698
I'm a gay man. Why can't our tribes ever get along?
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>>734109808
flirt, but if she's not into it don't push. Find similar interests, and show her that you care about her. Initiate casual physical contact, and she'll feel comfortable around you.
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>>734110132
I don't know. I don't have anything against gay men. In fact, I'm friends with several. It's possible that the man-hating lesbians are complicating things.
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>>734108698
Yeah sure, ur not just some random sutistic fag like this guy... sure...
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>>734109977
should I cont?
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>>734110298
I mean, I am biologically female. My sex and gender are the same, and I don't hate men.
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>>734109977
conting...
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>>734110304
no.
go die in a ditch or wait for our lord and savior VP Pence to give you some therapy.
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>>734110304
Yes.
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>>734110409
troll/10
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>>734110438
What the fuck are you doing in my fucking swamp you little Farquaad? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the brogres, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on your anus, and have ogre 300 confirmed layers. I am trained in making early 2000's pop cultural references, and am the top ogre in the entire far far away armed forces. You are nothing to me but another Drek. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which have never been seen in Dreamworks, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dreck to me over the swamp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of fairy tale creatures across Far Far Away and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Farquaad. The storm that will end your fucking life. It's fucking ogre, Donkey. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare asscheeks. Not only am I shrextensively trained in onionade combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Fairy Godmothers Factory and I will use it to its full shrextent to wipe your miserable little ass of of the face of mah swamp, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn Rumpelstiltskin. I will shrek fury all ogre you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Pinocchio.
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>>734110298
fak u chris
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>>734110409
Beautiful. Shrexy.
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>>734110495
3/10 for effort
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>>734110405
timestamp or ur a fat weeb fag
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How is a strap-on better than actual dick?
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>>734110576
Alright bro, I'm just gonna come out and say what everyone is thinking...you are a douche. An ugly ass, pop-collared douche. Seriously how did such a lazy, mutated sperm find a way to fuse with your mothers ovum? Please enlighten us, I'm sure it would solve many unanswered questions. From the looks of things I'm guessing your conception was the result of a night spent on the couch sinking vodka while mastubating with a crack-whore's second hand vibrator that still had a bit of residue on it. Cause let's be honest here, your face resembles the kind of thing I'd expect bulimic chicks to look at when they want to throw up. So do yourself a favor and start wearing a balaclava to cover up that pig-faced bowling ball you call a head or maybe even bury your cranium in the sand for a few years and just sit there, as I'm sure the rest of society would appreciate it. Phaggot.
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>>734110749
-3/10.
yu dun guphed son.
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>>734108698
Considering the fact that no one cares that you're a lesbian- can you fuck off?
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>>734108698
do you ever, in your most private moments, ever fantasize about a man bending you over and taking what he wants? a rough and savage hetero fucking that leaves your legs shaking and cum inside you
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>>734109977
>i start lifting her shirt with my other hand
>we break away from the kiss, breathing heavily
>sorry, did I go too far?
>no femanon, you're good
>i smile
>she pulls her shirt off her head in one smooth motion
>her hands go to the hem of mine
>after a deep breath, i nod consent
>I'm self conscious, but it's dim in the room
>for a second i think that i'm gonna get tangled up in my shirt
>thank god
>we're in bras, she's still on my lap
>she gets off, and asks if I've done this before
>I shake my head
>she has, several times, but she's not in a committed relationship
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do you think pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping?
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>>734110913
No, sorry.
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>>734109808
Qué hace Zeta ahí?
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>>734108698
Are penises weird?
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>>734110602
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>>734110708
I don't know, I haven't tried a dick
But a strap on, especially a vibrating one, feels pretty damn good
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>>734111049
never.
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>>734111171
yah. Like weird flesh sticks
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>>734111105
Qué?
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>>734110913
I don't care what others think, I'm just bored and want to answer things
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>>734111225
really? the best thing you can prove ur a girls is a hand? need better proof...
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>>734111027
a few times maybe, but I wouldn't want it to actually happen. Trust me, my girlfriend is pretty damn good at dominating.
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>>734108698
how do you feel about being the thing i desire to be the most
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where are the tits + timestamp?
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>>734111578
excuse my shitty handwriting. It's hard to draw on one's face.
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>>734111651
I mean, I'm pretty happy with who I am. I wish you could be happy too. Good luck with that /b/ro
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>>734111866
Sometimes, yeah
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can we see your panty drawer?
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>>734112078
can you show us pantyhose covered legs?
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Ever done anal, if so green text?
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>>734108698
>Ask a lesbian anything!
Have you tried a feeldoe?
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Your fetishes? What turns you on the most? Usual, weird stuff, etc?
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>>734112039
thanks femanon, i actually despise being male and it's a rough ride.
have a good life
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show your tits
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>>734112111
nyet
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>>734108698
Are you a white nationalist lesbian? Whats with the flag?
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>>734112115
no, but I'd love to
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>>734112326
>no, but I'd love to
Which end would you like to be, bulb or shaft?
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>>734112150
BDSM.
I'm a hardcore masochist.
I also like being a sub, and my girlfriend likes being a dom.
also leather, military uniforms, gloves, and riding crops.
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>>734112281
No, I'm not a white nationalist at all! The flag stands for LGBTQ, did you not know?
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>>734112442
I'd be down for both, but I'd prefer the shaft.
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>>734112113
no, sorry. Maybe someday, but probably not
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>>734110438
God you people are everywhere
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>>734111944
aproved,please proceed with ur greentext
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>>734112613
And I'd love to watch you take it. Good luck, rugmuncher
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Bra size?
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Shit, sorry all y'all. I have to go. I'm going to lunch with my gf soon and I need to shower/get ready.
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>>734113097
34 D
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>>734113176
Shower pics
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>>734108698
I have two questions?
tits? or gtfo?
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>>734108804
This
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>>734111944
Do you think male circumcision is good or bad
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>>734108698
You know the rules
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would u lick feet?
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>>734108698
post girls you like
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Why haven't you posted tits yet?
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What breed of cat are you going to spend the rest of your life with?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>734108939
>I guess butt if I had to pick
Learn to read retard.
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>>734109977
So you're a good star? Or no?
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>>734115283
Gold* star
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>>734108698

Are you a homosexual female, or are you from the Greek island Lesbos?
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>>734111049
This is why we can't have nice things
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>>734108698
What do I want to eat today? I'm hungry, but don't know where I want to go.
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>>734115616
Are you a vegetarian or vegan?
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