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You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of

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You’re stranded on an island, with only 5 items in front of you.
Roll to see which items you get
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>>734103200
How horribly will I die.
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>>734103200
This is fun. rolling
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rolll
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>>734103200
Rollin
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>>734103200
Roll ok nb
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~roll~
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>>734103592
Hammock
Flashlight
Toilet Paper
Hunting Rifle
Tent

The Hammock is kinda redundant with the Tent, but I can break it down for rope, hooks, and tarp/blanket. Assuming the Rifle comes with a reasonable amount of ammo I should be good for hunting and I can use the scope with some TP to make a fire. I can use the Flashlight to signal for help. If the island has a source of fresh water, I think I stand a chance.
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>>734103200
Rolllin
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>>734103200
Rouleau
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Roller
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fyu
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
röll
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>>734104254
compass, flare gun, sun screen, water purifier and tent

not bad at all
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>>734103200
RApe
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>>734103200
I got this.
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>>734104224
fuck! i've got suncreen, handsaw, compass, 5 ounces of weed and matches
i'm dying high as fuck at least lol
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Rollllzzzzzz
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rol
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>>734103200
Rollin
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>>734104447
Sweet two rolls of tp and two pots. Im gonna fucking die but not with a dirty asshole.
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>>734103200
Let's a roll
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Rolliopollio
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>>734103200
ore wa bear grylls
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rollerino
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>>734103200
rr
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>>734103200
OP you're fuck m8
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khjhjjhhj
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>>734103200
roll
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marco rollo
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>>734103200
rullar
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Rooll
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nigga i'm bear grylls i don't need nothing
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Rolling to see of I die.
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Roll. I'm fucked aren't I?
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>>734103200
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>>734103200
roll
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Rollin for that 5 oz of dank
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>>734103200
gay SHIT
Also my captcha had a streetsign that was gunsight road just want to make that known
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>>734103200
kush gods halp
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>>734105799
Dammit, the worst dubs. Reroll
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>>734103200
for the dubs
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>>734103200
keep rollin rollin rollin
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>>734103200
roller
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>>734103200
lets survive Xd
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Rol
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>>734103200
rollerino
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>>734103200
Roll
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Rawl
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>>734103200
Tent please
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gimme dat 5 ounce
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>>734103200
Rollin
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>>734103957
Yeah man other than fresh water, you're sitting pretty nicely
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rowll
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rip
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>>734103200
Pls fam
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>>734103200
Bruh,
Sunscreen
Raft
Vitamins
5 ounces of weed
Tent

Camp out while looking for food and water, break the tent for materials to store stuff, hop on raft, paddle to land while smoking kush.
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>>734103200
rollerino
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>>734103200

z
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Alrighty then
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>>734103200
Rollin'
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lets roll-oll
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>>734103200
jelly roll
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>>734103200
broooolan
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>>734103200
Rollerino m8erino, time to kill myself with a boot!
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>>734103200
roll
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rollarino
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>>734103200
>>734106545

Toilet paper, handsaw, compass, rope, and a volleyball.

So, obviously my first priority would be to get freshwater, assuming the island has some I'd cut a hole in the top of the volleyball and use it to collect water and drink it. Then I'd need to last a few nights while I build a boat. So, I'd have to figure out some way to possibly build a fire, and while I could use a strand of the rope to create friction in wood and use the toilet paper as tinder, I've no idea how to do that. I'm sure I could figure it out.

So, I'd cut a long stick into a spear, spear a fish, and cook it for dinner. I'd start building a boat by cutting down trees and laying them down. Assuming I have about 100 ft of rope, I'd tie them nicely together, then I'd ensure that I had enough water for roughly a week. Assuming I know my rough whereabouts, I'd use the compass to head to the nearest landmass.

Probably, I'd end up dying, let's be real honest here.
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>>734103200
rollos
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rollerino
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Rollerino
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>>734103200
Curious
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>>734103200
Rollin and checkin
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>>734103200
might as well
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yeet
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>>734103200
WERTYHJHKJ RO
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Ahh
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>>734103200
Roll
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>>734103200
roll
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csgo rollll
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>>734103200
rolling the roll
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>>734103200
r
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>>734103200
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>>734103200
>hiking boots
>compass
>paper
>5 ounces of weed
>matches
Seems like I'm destined to get high and go for a walk
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>>734103200
rollerini
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>>734103200
what will i get
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roolslsls
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rre
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EXPANDONG
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>>734103200
ded
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>>
>>734103200
Roll
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>>734103200
Eh fuck it why not
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Rollercoaster
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>>734103200
role
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rollernrejiyt'
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No taters precious?
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>>734103200

rollo
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No dick pump on the list?
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rollan
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bfddf
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>>734103200
Rollo.
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>>734103200
roll
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rollo
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Role.
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Rolll
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Bort
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>>734103200
hnghnghng
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rollling
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
troll?
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>>734103200
why the hell not.
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>>734103200
rolllll
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>>734103200
rollinyay
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
Dead in 5 minutes you watch
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Ro||
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rool
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>>734110504
>Toilet Paper
>Hiking Boots
>Compass
>5 ounces of weed
>Volleyball
Hike to a beach and die in the surf. I'm fucked no matter what.
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I think I'm gay, but I don't know how to tell my parents <:(
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Cum 2 me
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>>734103200
Okay you didn't say which island so I'm stranded in Maui.
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Rollio
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>>734103200
All I need is the rope pls
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>>734103200
Coconut rolling
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>>734110733
>pot
>handsaw
>hammock
>fishing rod
>matches

I like my odds of survival.
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>>734103200
I never lose
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rollerino
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>>734103200
tawl
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>>734103200
rolllll
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I'm gonna live forever
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Rellllllo
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Ok
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>>734103200
rollerage
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Rollo
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aight
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rollo
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>>734103200
finally an interesting thread
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>>734103200
rollerz
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>>734103200
rolla
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
Rolling
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ill bite.
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ok
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>>734103200
I'm game

Roll
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Inb4 sunscreen, mirror and weed
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Rolln
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Survivaroll
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>>734103200
survival roll
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>>734103200
kaka
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Poop
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>>734103200
am ded
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>>734103200
Roll
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>>734103200
PENIS
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>>734103200
I will survive
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we'll see
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killo
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
Llor.
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Role
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>>734103200
Lets roll
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Kill me now
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okkk
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>>734103200
rallin for pussy
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>>734114867
A tent, an inflatable raft, a water purifier, a mirror that I could use to signal for help or start a fire with and an iPod.

I'm good as gold.
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>>734103200
Rolling
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>>734103200
im going to die.
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>>734103200
inb4 rifle but no bullets so can t even kms
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>>734103200
rawwl
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>>734115225
fuck me.
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>>734103200
gib me sniper
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>>734103200
Rol.
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can't do without sunscreen ...
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>>734103200
Roll
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>>734103200
rolland
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rollerino
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
niggers roll my anus
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>>734103200
rolliolli
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>>734103200
Rollo yolo
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
Rell
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Rollerino
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Can I live?
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>>734117733
A pot, a hand saw, a hammock, a fishing rod, and some matches. At least I will be relaxed

>use hand saw to cut wood
>use matches to light wood and start fire
>catch fish with fishing rod
>cook fish in pot
>rest in my hammock afterwords
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>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
rell
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>>734118185
WILSONNNNNNNNNN!!!
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Cmon big money
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>>734118185
You got some rope. Might as well hang yourself
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>>734103200
dicks lol
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roll for the weed and the ipod
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5412
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>>734103200
Rolling
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>>734118817
Great, now I can make a tent, climb inside, and blow my brains out surrounded by all my useless items while I listen to smash mouth
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>>734103200
rollin
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assdf
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Rell
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>>734103200
ROLL CFC
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DRFGH
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>>734103200
let's rollllllll
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ok
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Rol
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a
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rol
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>>734103200
ded
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>>734103200
Roll
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Rollerino
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Roller
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>>734121555
Check em
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Rolling for good shit
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>>734103200
Raul
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>>734103200
Roll
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>>734103200
Rolling for shit.
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>>734103200
Roll
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reel
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Troll toll roll
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>>734103200
i hope i le die hehe xd
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Yeet
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>>734103200
Riggama-roll
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Rell
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I don't go on islands m8. I don't leave the home except to get necessities.
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Rilll
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>>734103200
SUCK MY DICK AND CALL ME MILEY
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>>734103200
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>>734103200
rolllllllland
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>>734123747
Pot
Flare Gun
5 ounces of weed
Matches
Wilson

Looks like me and niggah wilson are gonna get fucked up. I'll just hot box in the oven... good thing I got matches. Or smoke out of the flare gun.
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>>734103200
>>734103200
roll
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>>734103200
roller
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Rollerino
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