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Egg thread. Why aren't you eatin' more of 'em?

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Egg thread.

Why aren't you eatin' more of 'em?

They're nutritious, healthy, filling and cheap.
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>Why aren't you eatin' more of 'em?

Cause it's literally a fuckin chicken abortion
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>>734098233
Fuckyou, I just ate 4 of them!
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>>734098322
Technically since most commercial grade eggs are from battery hens, they are not fertilised, so they are more accurately the waste product of chickens reproductive cycle, so they are more similar to chicken menstruation as opposed to an abortion.


Learn to biology.
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>>734098322
Actually, no.
A chicken lays an egg everyday regardless of whether or not the egg has been fertilized. There is a very small chance any egg you eat would have been fertilized because companies that harvest and sell eggs obviously keep hens away from roosters. Unless you buy locally from private sellers, you will likely never eat a "chicken abortion."
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i only have egg whites for protein. the yolk doesnt have the best nutrition
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>>734098322
Are you literally and legally retarded?
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I don't eat them because I think they're gross. I can't even sit at the same table with people that like runny yolks, one smell and appetite gone. The one place I can tolerate them is French toast, probably because syrup covers egg taste.

Btw, yolks are mostly cholesterol and terrible for you.
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>>734098892
Muh good cholesterol.
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>>734099194
Inb4 muh good cholesterol.
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My gf is vegan and doesn't let me eat them.
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>>734099325
Cuck.
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>>734099325
You're a bitch cuck
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Literally the best survival food known. Buy a Ninja blender and eat the shells too.
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Eggfag here. I eat 3-5 eggs daily. They're fucking delicious
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I was once an egg. It doesn't feel right. Or was I the sperm?
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>>734098233
I have the metal ring thingies that you use to fry them up in a perfect puck-shape just like an egg mcmuffin, except i leave the yolk runny so it squeezes out and becomes like a sauce on my egg sammich. Fucking awesome.
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>>734099202
>>734099250
Failure of an inb4. Gg
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>>734099194

You're just a picky lil bitch m8
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>>734098892
Actually from a biological standpoint the yolk is the most nutritious part.
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Yellow or Orange yolk

go
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>>734098233
i do a 60g protein shake in the morning
25 mile bike ride or 5 mile run after
followed up with head of romaine and taco bell hotsauce or a kale and watercress shake
then take on lunch with either an oatmeal or granola and take my multivitimin and fish oil pill, end the day with another 25 mile bike ride or 5 mile run right after another 60g protein shake and occasionally i throw in a fruit salad but i try to stick to veggies only.

so your bullshit ass eggs can suck my 10/10 dick faggot.
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>>734099713
Orange indicates higher quality I think but that could be bullshit. My folks have free range chickens and all their eggs are super rich and yellow.
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>>734099771
What did eggs do to you? Also your life sounds miserable. Hope it's worth it.
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>>734099693
i do eat the yolk, but only 2 per 6 egg whites. any more and its too many calories
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I eat them

>scrambled
>hard-boiled in sandwiches
>omelettes
>make french toast
>make pancakes
>make my own "sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin" from store ingredients
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>>734099771
getting protein from one source is bade
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>>734099771
>taco bell hotsauce
Pleb
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>>734099771
I just had a beer for breakfast with a toaster strudel and cream sauce, then for lunch I went out to a pub and had a mid rare bleu cheese tenderloin and some beer batter fish deep fried with 3 beers and cheese cake for dessert. And tonight im going to eat a home made pizza mostly pepperoni and olives my fav.

Your life sounds like you want to die.
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>>734099771
>being this much of a wizard
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>>734099869
>>734099968
>>734099972
fat
fat
fat
NEXT
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>>734099999
dankkkkk
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>>734099999
Fucking Czech'd m8
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>>734099647
>picky lil bitch

Tell me anon, what food do you hate?
Wait, lemme guess...none, you just love every form of food don't ya?
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>>734099999
nice get m8
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>>734098233
I eat them every goddamn day. I have very little money so it's usually instant ramen with one or two boiled eggs cut in fourths added to it.

Eggs are the fucking bomb
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>>734100037
leaner than u :)
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>>734099999
Sounds fkin gud m80. Nice digits too.
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>>734100072
Exactly.
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>>734100037
I'd rather be kinda fat than obsess over health and never enjoy life. You just seem like a dick honestly.
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>>734099999
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>>734100149
Than (You)
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>>734099693
Actually from a scientific standpoint the yolk is the worst part for you.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/high-blood-cholesterol/expert-answers/cholesterol/faq-20058468

Unless you're smarter than the docs over at the mayo clinic anon, you probably think you are...but you're really not.
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>>734099999
fucking get thread brought me here, anon whatever the fuck your lunch was it sounds fucking amazing.
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>>734099999
Quints don't lie.
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>>734100230
its time to stop
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>>734100280
doctors who work at the mayo clinic are scrubs
i work at the aioli clinic makes me 10x smarter and better.
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>>734099713
Orange is natural free range eggs, yellow is chicken mill mass produced antibiotic etc..
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>>734100280
No I mean from a biological standpoint. As in the wild. Modern humans shouldn't eat a ton of egg yolks but for an animal in the wild an egg yolk is like nutritious gold. Condescending fuck.
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>>734099771
Getting a lot of protein from your bf in the morning there, faggot
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Eating a soft boiled egg with little soldiers is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
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>>734100388
thing about free range eggs is the shells are brittle, so when you cook shit you bust those eggs on something you gotta dig them out unless you do a container first then let the shells sink for a second or two then pour to cooking surface. still worth the transition though there is 10x better taste in free range - or duck egg.
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>>734100417
Backpedal a little more kid. Don't get mad at me because you talk outta your ass and are easily proven wrong.
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>>734100441
yeah your transitioned mom is great with letting me suck her donated scrotum skin hand crafted cock she now has. mmm mmm artificul protein from her hand pump manual ejaculator, tastes like fried goat cheese and cucumber.
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>>734100675
Jesus fucking Christ that's fucked up.
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>>734100543
>Free range=more brittle

Yeah..that's something you'll have to provide proof of anon, sounds to me like you're just making shit up as you go.
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>>734098322
it's a chicken's menstruation you nutjob
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>>734100782
maybe you try to eat some you worthless lazy faggot. im a fucking professional chef. kys already fuckin spend all day at mcdonalds probably have cravings for #'s at this point in your life

>oh shit dawg i could go for a #5 or a #1 with large fries playa...
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I'm wondering who the first person was that cracked open an egg and thought "mmm looks tasty"

Same with oysters.
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>>734099771
>Recognize GTAV Marathon-Bitch
>Pic related

"Why are you so angry?"
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>>734100607
Except you literally didn't read my original post very closely. I said "from a biological standpoint", you fucking retard.
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>>734100910
Proof..or useless insults..

You chose the insult route, what's wrong anon? Did you break your spinner or something?
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>>734100607
Not the guy you're talking to, just though I would interject to let you know that from an outside perspective your response makes you sound like a butthurt bitch.
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>>734099999
Those digitzzzz tell truth
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>>734100910
If anything my free range egg shells are too thick so you're full of shit.
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>>734101012
cuz i can be whatever the fuck i want, i earned the right to, most of you can only be basement fags wearing your cum rags as shirts. i get to live and fuck you get to eat mcdonalds and fuck yourself

you faggots still wondering if you're gay at this point just because you desperately seek attention from other human beings so much that you're willing to take some cock?

seems like it from the way you desperately want to lash out at me for being alpha as fuck.

it's okay faggots, maybe ill fuck you in the ass and make you feel all better.
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>>734101037
So he keeps on raging...you were proven wrong kid, accept it and move along.
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>>734101039
yeah i broke it in your dads ass creating your brother.
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>>734101135
fake free range eggs. you're eating plastic and mercury bro. kys.
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>>734099999
kek this get made me really hungry.
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>>734101160
BAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

Alpha or not, u r still an angry, lonely fuck with nothing than your training and your shitty food.

And im 100% sure im happier with my life than (You) will ever be.
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>>734101160
The Triggering is real
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>>734101450
falling for bait this hard. you honestly think i actually do any of the shit i say on here? im the same guy who got the pent 9's im fucking multifaggin this entire thread and no fucks given and you're over here trying to tell me how shit is like you matter.

>doing all of that
>and still not killing yourself?
>mfw
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>>734101635
Some people take this website very seriously anon. You shouldn't fuck around with people like that, Lives could be lost, nigger lives.
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>>734101635
fuck you faggot i'll bet you suck your moms dick. that's how fat your mom is.
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>>734101635
Evidence?
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>>734101635
oh i'll bet that picture is you, typical nigger ruining star wors mooves just like you ruin this awesome l337 site by being a nigger. go back to 9gag
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>>734101842
im god i don't need to give faggots evidence, all you need to do is believe or kys and go to hell.
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>>734101635
I knew you were black, i could tell by the way you talk you seem like a wife raper muslim kind of black.
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>>734100280
Nice b8 m8
Or didn't you even read the article?
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>>734101635
Damn anon can you be my bull? I'm sorry for fighting with you, I want some of that charlston chew in my Benis hole.
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>>734099999
this man knows how to live life
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>>734101856
>star wors mooves
>l337
>9gag
10/10 bait or summer? can't tell
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>>734098233
The smell of eggs sickens me
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>>734101450
>tfw you realize trevor is on walking dead
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>>734101926
>Too lazy to screenshot

Oi, who could be behind this post ?
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Why is it I see on American television chicken eggs are always so pale or white?

Here eggs are brown most the time with a lovely orange yolk.
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>>734101856
you do realize that's that fag from fresh prince right and not the same actual nigger from star wars? do they really all look the same to you? kekkkk
>i found the /pol/ guy
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>>734102207
cuz you eat nigger eggs.
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>>734098892
The cholesterol in egg yolks actually lowers your "bad" cholesterol and raises your "good" cholesterol.

Eggs are probably the most healthy food on the planet, I'm surprised people still try to deny this
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>>734102174
why don't you screenshot everyone elses posts and prove that it wasn't me? too lazy? same standards only applied to you, and since you brought it up why don't you fuckin prove it dip.

otherwise sit the fuck down and keep playing with your dick like a good little faggot.
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>>734099999
Praise.
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i once died from eating an egg
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Where is the quote arrow on Gboard? The fuck is wrong with Google.
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>>734102466
that wasn't an egg, that was man seed. i can understand how your 3rd world education helped you confuse the two though.
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>>734100372

>underrated post
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>>734102560
this isn't a
>how to suck dick like a faggot
thread.
so i don't know why you're here asking us how to suck dick like a faggot, clearly you're the only one that sucks dick and wants to be more like a faggot.
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>>734099771
You will starve to death. Eventually.
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I eat hard boiled eggs two to three times a day. Feels pretty good.
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>>734102704
not before i die of old age, i did the math, it was just a matter of carrying a two here and rounding a 7 up to a 10 there. clearly you went to some kind of UK school or something, not sure why you can't figure it out, maybe you're just gay.
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>>734098550
good answer
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>>734102638
Please. Remain polite. And STFU.
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%triforce
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>>734102794
you seem like your diet makes you want to kill someone, and the samefagging is out of control here.
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>>734102840
kek
getting this mad
anons you set'em up and i'll knock'em down.
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>>734102840
I don't think i've seen anyone get so mad they had to use
>STFU
on this site.
fuckin just come from a CSGO game scrub?
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>>734102794
You can't survive on lettuce and protein. Look up rabbit starvation. But I hope you don't so you die.
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>>734098233
Op is a FAAAAGGGOOOOT

>nutritious, healthy, filling and cheap

Doesn't say fucking tasty. When trying to endorse food.

Doesn't mention how many goddamned ways theit are to make them, or season them.

Doesn't mention how fucking SIMPLE it is to make them, even if autistic and on /b

Cmon op, try harder
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>>734098233
Because they will just break in my bag on the way home. I don't eat those liquid eggs either. They suck.
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>>734103041
but im already 77 years old and I've eaten that diet my whole life, so I've already lived a quality life and wasn't a fat nigger like you. So I really don't care at this point if i die of starvation or old age, I got to see led zeppelin live and cum in a woman at the same time, you just came in your pants to a picture of a man with tits.

no matter what i will always be better than you, that's why you keep talking to me.

want to meet up and be gay?
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>>734100675
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>>734103133
Zeppelin sucks you baby booming faggot
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>>734103041
hey nigger they don't teach you guys how to read in the CPT? i said sometimes a bowl of fruit, not to mention fish oil and multivitimins.

next time you decide to cum in your own face before posting try to clean most of it out of your eyes so you can read what the fuck im saying.

in otherwords you're gay.
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>>734103297
kek im only 30 why the fuck you think i was born then? falling for bait this hard.

jesus christ why haven't you naturally selected yourself to go meet jesus.
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>>734098233
FYI Duck eggs are 10x better than chicken eggs.

2-2.5x bigger per egg and they lay as many eggs if not more depending on the breed.

They're MUCH better for use in pastry's.

Just all around superior.

Only actual problem with duck's is that they require constant access to a pool of water unlike chickens.
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>>734103505
so what you're saying is ducks are basically alligators and should be considered gay reptiles.
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>>734103297
>>734103447
Plz. Anyone as edgy as the fag posting the story (not 77 or 30, 15 and an obese virgin, btw) or the idiot with a tin ear and overall poor taste who doesn't like zeppelin are faaaaaaaaaggggggooooooottts

Christ /b is full of fagocity rite now. I've BOTHERED to make fun of faggot 13 yr old virgins in like 3 threads in an hour, which is about 10K times more than I've bothered posting in months...
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>>734103570
Do alligators rape always?
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>>734103570
Wow.... what a sagely paraphrasing... Im not being sarcastic at all

10/10 /b/ro
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>>734103447
>like anyone's going to believe there's a 77 year old on /b/
>1 halfhearted (you)
>top kek xD u take b8 m8 wowow ebin trole
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>>734103922
>trying this hard
>not already killing yourself
kek what a fucking dip.
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>>734104068
Lul, triggered
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>>734103922
>>734103931
>>734104003
>>734104017
sorry guys i had to take a shit while i was busy entertaining you in this pointless dead thread. what'd i miss.
>nothing.
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>>734104068
Did somebody's daddy touch them when they were younger?
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>>734104162
>triggered
being this triggered in
>2017
and this mad in
>May of 2017
and trying this hard in
>your life
and not
>killing yourself.
your alpha keks are elite bro, can i watch you play with them?
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>>734104198
no im a nigger, i never had a dad. thanks anon for being a racist, why don't you just go get a degree in law enforcement and then become a cop and shoot me for doing nothing wrong.
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>>734104163
What are you talking about?

>>734103570
This was a genuinely funny as response lul. Those are rare on /b. Only thing I've seen tonite (besides maybe the accidental nudity thread before it devolved into anons circle jerking to each other's fanfic) worth the time it too to read. I'm serious anon, you got a belly laugh
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>>734104162
Who honestly admits when they get triggered on /b/? Are you one of those feminists I keep hearing about from R3dd1t? Next time don't tell him he triggered you, it makes you look like a scrub ass faggot bitch.
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>>734104339
Why bother? Your neighbors in duh hooood will beat me to it if your rival gang doesnt? (Or your crackhead dad gets out of prison and murders you for the cash in your wallet after touching you [yet again])

I AM EDJMASTER 3000!!!
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>>734098233
Somebody post that picture of a fried egg in a wallet.
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>>734104396
well im glad anon, cuz im same fagging the fuck out of this thread - and enjoying the hell out of it - so to see it shared is well received. however im outta here, gotta go get drunk again because my hangover is turning from fun to nausea. later thread
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>>734104578
>getting this mad in 2017
>not knowing when someone is just spewing random shit out on a keyboard at you
>random shit on a keyboard making you this mad
>in 2017
>being this new
>sucking this many dicks.
kekkkk i love this site.

it must be night time in the UK, because we got some dumb mother fuckers on here.
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>>734104497
I... um... think he was implying that
>>734104068 was triggered... Christ are you a newfag haha, goddamn summer brings out the worst of /b
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>>734104728
I'm from England and You'll show me some respect, I live in manchester and my sister died at the Ariola Grande concert. You american pigs are fat and lazy and I love migrants.
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>>734099771
Enjoy your short life. You nly get so many heartbeats. My great grndma lived to 100 on just a moderate life.
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>>734104746
>newfag
>2017
>still saying newfag
>thinks is oldfag
>doesn't realize the only fag is fagself
>posting on /b/
>with fag cum in ur butt
>being this gay
>acting this cool
>telling people how it is
>2017
>not killing self
>2017
>January.
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>>734104728
Lawl
>nite time in UK

Howabout u use that free app on your computer or phone that should show you its like mid evening aND prime time Internet usage hours in the UK kek
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>>734104946
Ok anon I'll admit ending it with
>January
For some reason made me laugh.
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>>734104953
>app
>on computer
>not killing yourself
>2017
>being this gay
>not looking at trap porn on websites outside of b yet
>trayvon martin
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>>734104953
so you're basically saying he was right...but trying to prove he wasn't?
no wonder you're biting his bait this hard, you're fucking retarded.
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>>734104946
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

SAMEFAG DETECTED

SCANNERS INDICATE SAMEFAG HERE IS IDENTICAL TO NEWFAG THERE

ADOLESCENT PRIMATE EASILY SENSITIVE TO INSTIGATION

MAXIMUM HUMOR ACHIEVED

Screw you fags I'm Goin to bed kek

I'll post this as a parting gift
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>>734105198
>caps lock is
>cruise control
>for people who use crayons to masturbate.
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>>734105198
Damn looks like he samefagged so hard it made you mad. KEK - you must be a britfag, only a britfag would get this mad over an internet troll.
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>>734105198
damn why you so mad bro? we are trying to talk about eggs here and you're over there freaking out like mommy took away your bangers and mash m8.

'ave you go not funnies on the tele?
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>>734105198
>2017
>still being this jewish
>not ovening yourself.
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