some people just like animals that much, granted fluffies aren't animals but the point still stands, it's no more retarded then any of the other useless shit humans spend time and money on
also, gonna throw this in before trolls and curious people infest the thread
hey it's cc2, can't stay long but o figured i would share my dropbox link to about half a gig of fluffy content, included are comics, written stories, exploitables, reaction pics and entire collections i saved from two especially salty anons
just add dropbox dot com in front of the link and download
no problem, I'll eventually add more to it but for now im gonna concentrate on drawing and writing
that's why i decided to just dump it all in a dropbox, so you guys can have an organized collection to use for bumping, i also tried to incorporate bits of every genre in the collection though it is mostly abuse
found it in here
it's called smarty fucked
As someone who hasn't been on /b/ for while
This whole thread
Holy fuck this makes ponie bros look like chads. This isn't just autism, this is the most pathetic sick shit i've ever seen come out of hear, and that is no small feat.
You all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
it started off as a way to troll and trigger mlp fags before they got a containment board, now it's grown into a fandom of its own
I'm glad to see someone capable of reason, you have a good day
whatever you say horse fucker
i present to you the sane anons in this thread, fedora
the most accurate description of bronies i have
>someone actually fucking drew this
Even long after the internet has been set aside for a better technology in the future - this will still remain the most autistic thing I have ever witnessed.
you do realize this is meant to trigger bronies right?
stay triggered, im sure your horse plushies will soak up the tears
this one always get me. for two reasons.
One, the mammah has clearly lost many Bebbehs before and desperately wants to keep this one, and the baby doesn't know what will happen if he/she grows up.
Two. do these things EVER fucking grow? does milk only work as a basic subsistence food, but oats and other stuff actually helps them to grow? how does this work?
so... this is interesting. to a fluffy, babbehs are for hugs and love. if a fluffy does not have babies to be the receptacles of these feelings what happened to them? is this the drive of their sex drive? what happens when the babbehs grow up?
Awful story I wrote yesterday! Yay!
>Be me, Autismo Anonson, 23 years old, in a dead end minimum wage job and a crappy apartment in the city
>Some days I contemplate jumping right out of my apartment building window, 5 floors down to the ground
>But I'd never really do it. Cowards way out, and I'm no coward.
>But still, life sucks. And it's lonely.
>One day, walking home from the goddamned McRonalds I work for, I spotted one of those vermin fluffies.
>I remember when they first popped up when I was like 19 they were a pretty big deal, and a major pain in the ass
>Nowadays, they're just as common as pigeons, and just as noticed.
>Not many people really care about feral fluffies anymore. Not unless they fuck up they're garden or impregnate they're own fluffies.
>No one cares about fluffies.
>No one cares about that specific fluffy.
>A dirty, wet and sad little runt of the Earth variety and a hideous neon green everything.
>Just looking at it is an affront to the eyes.
>But that day, some one did care
>I grabbed him by the scruff and lugged him up 6 flights of stairs.
>He whined the whole time, but life seemed to have battered him hard enough before I got to him that he was pretty subdued.
>When we got to the apartment, he finally spoke
>"Me too buddy"
>I opened the window, and dropped him out
>He didn't scream and didn't cry on the way down
>He hit the pavement hard. It looked painful.
>I posthumously named him "Reminder"
>A reminder that suicide is fucking stupid
>I went to bed, and that was that.
fluffies are programmed to seek out humans and apply there love and affection to them, but they will also automatically apply this to babies or other animals, especially small animals, if the babies grow up they make more or find something else to attach to.
if they are isolated they become extremely uncomfortable and start panicking, eventually they will break and go into a "wan die" loop at this point the effect is nearly irreversible.
i know this ones gonna break my heart already
>Still me, Autismo Anonson, age 23, nothing to live for, but living anyway
>I wake up in the same crappy apartment each morning
>I work the same awful job each day
>And I return to the same terrible apartment each night
>It's a dreadful cycle, and has really worn me down
>Another day passes, and then another, and it's all the same
>Sometimes something interesting happens though, and that's nearly enough motivation to keep me going
>A few days ago I was working the dreaded midnight shift at McRonalds, the worlds most profitable hellhole
>Manager for the night shift is a cunt, makes me do all the grunt work
>"Take out the trash Anonson!" "Fold up some of the patio furniture Anonson!"
>So I do it. It's not worth the terrible wage, but whatever. No reason not to do it.
>While I'm taking out the garbage, it starts raining
>I run and toss the bag into the bin, and as soon as I do, I hear an awful cacophony of squealing
>A fucking fluffy herd has decided that a McRonalds garbage bin is the best place to settle down.
>I look in to survey the damage
>Three full grown Earth fluffies, one pregnant, one already a mother, and one who is bigger than the others.
>All of them brown everywhere, but I'm not sure if that's dirt and filth or actual fluff.
>The biggest one, let's call him "Foolishness" starts yapping at me in aggressive baby-speak
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH HUWT HEWD, SMAWHTY HUWT MUNSTAH!"
>He then charges towards me, but hits his head against the garbage bin wall, and tries to scamper over it.
>I sigh and push him back into the garbage bin just when he manages to get over the rim
>This pisses the little shitrat right off
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH! YU HEWT BABBEHS! SMAWHTY HEWT YU!"
>I might be a downright assholish fuck, but I'd never harm a baby, not of any variety
>Unless it was a spider. Or a snake. Or a scorpion. I wouldn't hurt most babies.
I like watching fluffies play. Their adorably simple joy is contagious, and while I couldn't find joy in a cardboard box, seeing a fluffy with its childlike imagination enjoying it makes me feel happy as well.
How many times have you asked about fluffies already? If that picture doesn't help, then you should just try lurking more.
She explained in the comments. Has writers block on this one, wants to think up an ending that features the fluffies more and less focus on the Brony. I'm hoping she posts more eventually.
>"Just shut up for a few seconds and show me your babies, maybe I can help them!"
>The "smarty" Foolishness, foolishly takes this as a challenge
>"MUNSTAH NU SEE BABEH! SMAWTHY GIB FOWEVAH SWEEPIES TU DUMMEH MU-"
>I cut him off by grabbing him by his filthy scruff
>I feel the scum and trash he's covered in instantly, but I don't particularly care
>"Listen you moronic shit, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done it already, just show me your babies, and everything will be fine."
>"NU! DUMMEH MUNSTAH WONT HEWT HEWD!"
>He then shits and pisses all over me.
>I won't hurt babies, but assholes who can't accept help. Meh, that's fine.
>I take his tail in one hand, and swing him right into the bins side.
>"SCREEEEEEEE! NU HEWT SMAWHTY!"
>Swing again right into the side of the bin
>And again! And again and again!
>Looking back on it, I don't think all of my anger was even aimed at the shitrat. Just my boss, myself, my crappy life, if I wanted to be really fucking "deep" I could say the whole damn world.
>I stop swinging after about 2 minutes, and I realize he was dead about half a minute into the swinging session.
>I toss him into one of the bins, because I don't want to traumatize the others any more than I already have. They're just stupid, not assholish.
>I look back into the bin, and there are the two fluffies, frozen with fear at the corner of all the trash
>I named the pregnant one "Engorged" and the other one "Bin".
>Bin speaks up first
>"p-pwease nu huwt babehs wike u huwt speciaw fwien ..."
>"Don't worry, I won't. Just, come here."
>"Ded yu gib speciaw fwien fowevah sweepies?" Asked Engorged
>Shit. Do I tell them the truth and have them go fucking catatonic, or tell them a lie and keep this encounter going.
>"No, your... erm.. "Special friend" ran away."
>Both of them started crying in unison
>"SPECIAW FWIEN NU WUB FLUFFEH AN BABEHS? SPECIAW FWIEN WUN AWAY?"
(2/? I underestimated how long this would go on for)
yeah listen to the guy who knows absolutely nothing about the fandom, i bet you're the kind of guy that goes to church to learn about science....
btw there is plenty of hug, weird and sadbox ITT to completely disprove your claim
>I hoisted them both out of the bin and let them down on the ground, both still crying
>Good thing they couldn't put two and two together, given that a shit ton of fluffy blood is all over the side of the bin right above them
>"Alright, you are called" I pointed to Engorged "Engorged."
>"Fwuffy haf name? Fwuffy nebah haf name befoh."
>"Yeah, that's right you little vermin, you have a name now."
>Then Bin speaks up "Me haf name too?"
>"Sure... I'll call you... Bin?"
>"Yay! Am Ben!"
>Cool. They're happy enough now, and they haven't started calling me daddy or anything. That's good, it means I could maybe get rid of these guys somehow.
>"Hey Bin, I'm going to put you back into the... erm... bin, and your gonna have to help me find your babies"
>"Okey! Ben hewp niceh humawn!" It then dawns to her that her babies are still in the bin. "OH NU! BEN NEE FIN BABEHS!"
>"Calm down! Just help me find them!"
>After rummaging through filth for a bit, we find them. Most of them are fine, it seems like the only one that got hurt was a tiny alicorn baby who got his horn knocked off. Good for him, now the other fluffies will accept him.
>I scoop all of the adorable little baby vermin and gently place em on the ground
>Bin and Engorged are overjoyed
>Then Bin speaks up and shatters my enjoyment "HUWWAH FU NEW NICEH DADDEH!"
>"I'm sorry Bin, but I'm not... I can't... I can't be your daddy."
>Both of the fluffies deflate in mood.
>"Bu why? Yu nu wub Engoweged an Ben?" Said Engorged
>"It's not that, it's just I can't real-"
if you actually read that infograph you would understand that
1, this isn't a fetish
2, they aren't animals
3, only like 2/5 of the content is abuse
if you're gonna troll try using new material
yup it's me, drawing up another reaction pic, also i copied a fluffspeak primer onto an image, figured j could use it since he's a fellow autgor
I read for faggy infograph and it just gave me details about how you like to draw cartoons depicting animal violence because it soothes you. Is it to make up for how shitty your childhood probably was? If so, choose a better outlet than animal rape, anon.
If the hidey hole is specifically for playing hide and seek, who the fuck would hide there whilst playing hide and seek?
you didn't read it, or at least you only read the parts you wanted to
if you want to have a rational conversation about this then drop the attitude, otherwise im done with your trolling
I for one enjoy both fluffies and ponies. With all the cheerful optimism of mlp, fluffies are a great way to relieve the more sadistic desires with some senseless and undeserved cruelty.
my memory sucks for my age sadly. i won't be able to remember all this.
" Fluffy referes to them self as fwuffy " when lying ?
thats new one on me. i didn't know that. fuck. can't i just go non-canon and break the rules. instead of trying to remember ? lol
>It's my cunt of a boss. And she's really, really fucking pissed.
>She stomps out of the door and marches right towards me
>Luckily, the fluffies mouths seem to be sealed with terror
>"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANONSON!?!YOU WERE DUE BACK INSIDE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO!"
>I take a step forward, trying to hide the miserable pighamsters behind me.
>"Well, uh.. I ran into some er... "Fluffy trouble" and I uh..."
>"Fluffy trouble? FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? HOW CAN YOU HAVE FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? YOU KNOW MCRONALDS COMPANY POLICY ON FLUFFIES! KILL! ON! SIGHT!"
>"Which is uhm.. exactly what I did! I sent those abominations straight to Hell! They didn't stand a chance!"
>"Why'd it take you so goddamned long? Fluffies are like oversized but easily crushable flies!"
>It at this moment, that Engorged fucks up
>"NUUUU! PWEASE DON HUWT FWUFFY! AM SOON MUMMAH!"
>Oh. Fucking. Shit.
>Cunt-Lady pushes me out of the way, and see's Bin and Engorged.
>She cocks her head at me and sneers "Oh, so you "Sent those abominations straight to Hell!" huh? Well, I'm seeing two shitrats and a load of chirpers still begging for a ticket!"
>"Please no! I can get them away, just please don't hurt th-"
>She had crushed Enogrged underneath her boots.
>She let out one final shriek "SCREEEEEE!"
>Not very dignified last words, but for fluffies, it was the norm.
>"NU! NU HEWT ENGOWAWGED! SHE WAS SUUN MUMMAH!"
>Cunt-Lady kicked Bin aside, leaving her babies on the ground, alone.
>"Don't you fucking dare, you cunt!"
>"Or what? You can't do shit. Oh, and you're fired for failing to follow basic company policy."
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>All the babies were a fine paste on the ground, a bitter end for something that just began
>"NUUUUUJJ! M-M-munstah gib... babehs.. fowevah sweepies... w-wa-"
>Oh no, oh god no
>"Wan die. Wan die. Wan die."
>Cunt-Lady sneered. "Don't worry. You will."
>She took her boot and very steadily ground Bin's head into the ground.
>It was over.
it was originally created to troll mlp fags before they had a containment board, this isn't a fetish no one faps to this, at least not anymore then people fap to gore
i actually enjoy weirdbox (jokes) and sadbox (feelz) more then abuse
>I walked back home in the rain, jobless and upset.
>I wanted to punch Cunt-Lady.
>Wanted to fight back.
>But I couldn't
>I was about as effective as Foolishness was
>I sulked my way to bed.
>Same crappy apartment
>Same terrible bed.
>Just another day as Autismo Anonson.
of course, it's only a primer, the biggest thing is consistency, as long as they speak with a consistent impediment you'll be good, i just figured i would share it with a fellow author
Maybe later. I'll be back. Gonna make lunch. In the mean time, here's a cute little fluffy.
I would like to be cannon. but it takes work and i'm just lazy haha. that's why i was kinda hoping maybe someone can help me write that way i can write and do ost grammar stuff on my end but the other person do fluffspeak for me.
keep practicing, and personally i just use it as a reference when im not sure if my fluffspeak is on point, but like i said, consistency is key
this always makes me laugh
literally gore + ponyshit
all the other fluffies said yes too ( the last line got cut off )
The mare is clearly being used as a breeder. Her foals are taken from her as soon as they start eating solid food.
Weaning works the same as for mammals. Milk provides full nutrition until the foal is big enough to eat solid food.
The fluffy attitude towards babies is interesting. It must be a natural or emergent behavior rather than one of their preprogrammed behaviors, because fertile fluffies were never supposed to be in circulation.
the only story she did finish was the one about the sea Fluffy who convinces this guy's land Fluffy to start a family with her underwater. Goes as well as you'd think it does.
that's the thing
i hate ponyshit
this is actually just ponyshit
and then you throw gore into the mix
prove me wrong
back in the day, 4chan didn't have /mlp/, so bronies infested /b/, then a bunch of /b/tards got a hold of some mlp fan art and turned it into a murder fest in order to troll them
>this was used to troll mlp fags before they got a containment board
then why do you keep doing it?
is looking at pony goreporn actually funny/hot to you?
abusing small animals is an early warning sign of psychopathy
>this is like the 7th time someone has said this
so then i have a point
if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
ok, if this really is mlp shit like you seem to think then go to /mlp/ and start a fluffy thread, if it doesn't get deleted link it back here
i have issued this challenge at least a dozen times and you faggots never do it
>then why do you keep doing it?
it grew into a fanbase that a lot of people enjoy
>is looking at pony goreporn actually funny/hot to you?
it's not a fetish, it's not all abuse, it only seems that way since we are on /b/, there is content in this thread that is entirely non violent
>abusing small animals is an early warning sign of psychopathy
technically they aren't animals, and that only applies if you torture real animals, this is fiction and won't make us murderers any more than violent video games
>if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
a lot of people believe the earth is flat, aliens are housed in area 51, and that the British royal family is a bunch of reptiles
people believe all sorts of stupid shit, now i have a question for you, why spend any time in a thread with stuff you don't like?
>then why do you keep doing it?
why do you keep incessantly nagging us? if you really "hold the moral high ground" here, why haven't you accepted the fact that trying to provoke us is useless, and why haven't you stopped wasting your/our time and left?
these kinds of questions simply cannot be answered. oh wait, yes they can. it's because we both find joy in poking, provoking, and metaphorical punch-throwing.
>if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
or, maybe people are ignorant trolls who find rekt threads to be A-OK but as soon as the same principle becomes animated they poop their pants.
Whenever people talk about Hasbio workers, I just imagine them as The Medic from TF2. Fluffies seem like some sort of experiment he would do.
>it grew into a fanbase that a lot of people enjoy
huh, sounds a little familiar
>>>my little pony
>it's not a fetish, it's not all abuse, it's not all violent
so it's ponyshit
>technically they aren't animals
wow sorry dude i forgot to read up on all of your fanfiction background fluffy lore about how they're genetically modified
>why spend any time in a thread with stuff you don't like?
to open a dialogue and gain information and have discourse
why is this enjoyable for you?
>why do you keep incessantly nagging us? if you really "hold the moral high ground" here, why haven't you accepted the fact that trying to provoke us is useless, and why haven't you stopped wasting your/our time and left?
i'm not incessantly nagging you or trying to claim a moral high ground, i don't know why you act like you have something to prove here, and i'm not trying to 'provoke' you
i'm stating what it looks like from my perspective and asking questions
gaining insight isn't really a waste of time imo
>or, maybe people are ignorant trolls who find rekt threads to be A-OK but as soon as the same principle becomes animated they poop their pants.
i don't find rekt threads enjoyable because i'm not fucked in the head
neither do i find fluffy threads enjoyable, for the same reason
again, same question for you; why is this enjoyable?
good job ignoring all my points, i r8 your b8 at 4/10, it would be 0/10 but i wanted to point out the staggering amount of work you wasted on such a pathetic attempt at trolling
lurk moar summerfag