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Fluffy thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Fluffy thread
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>>734095476
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>>734095476
Who the fuck would spend that much money for a retarded horse.
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>>734097783
Have you seen what people thorugh money away on for pets? its fucking Dur Dur retarded levels, so if flufflies were real this >>734095476
Would be a things.
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>>734097783
>>734098408
some people just like animals that much, granted fluffies aren't animals but the point still stands, it's no more retarded then any of the other useless shit humans spend time and money on

also, gonna throw this in before trolls and curious people infest the thread
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Don't die bread
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Cmon where did you go
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hey it's cc2, can't stay long but o figured i would share my dropbox link to about half a gig of fluffy content, included are comics, written stories, exploitables, reaction pics and entire collections i saved from two especially salty anons
/s/exw8rurtq49c02a/fluffy.7z?dl=0

just add dropbox dot com in front of the link and download
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It ended on that frame last time too. Might be all there is atm.
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>>734101973
>>734101820

yeah that's the end, it's tesla by peppermint parchment you can find more of their work on the booru
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>>734100463
Stop posting this shit every thread
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>>734101617
That was fucking awesome!
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>>734102166
why?
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>>734101972
It's OK to post hot links, but bless your soul
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>>734102166
If we don't, faggots come in asking what it is
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>>734102334
they filter out dropbox hotlinks as spam
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>>734102067
Damn that blows, it was one I hadn't seen before
>>734102480
Oh I didn't know, thank you
>>734102176
Sure was boyo
>>734102473
Yea I agree with this guy
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>>734101972

Thanks for this, I just got a new computer and lost ALL my fluffy files so this is amazing!
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>>734103045
no problem, I'll eventually add more to it but for now im gonna concentrate on drawing and writing

that's why i decided to just dump it all in a dropbox, so you guys can have an organized collection to use for bumping, i also tried to incorporate bits of every genre in the collection though it is mostly abuse
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>>734103045

just going through it now and wow you've done a great job, so up to date, waaayy better than my old collection! - should keep updating it. I might bookmark your dropbox
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>>734103257
>>734104296

ment for you
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>>734104296
>>734106723
not that anon, but yeah comic chan 2 has a huge collection, sometimes we posts a screen cap of it all and takes requests, really chill dude too
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>>734107000

Yeah freaking stoked to have a fluffy file again, and this complete
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Requesting the comic where a guy basically stuffs a smarty for his child, then she doesn't want it, then smarty wants to die.
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>>734108036
give a few to look for it
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>>734108036
found it in here
>>734101972
it's called smarty fucked
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>>734101617
I hope you die a painful death
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>>734109008
best fluffy comic by far
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>>734109120
i prefer homewreckers, but smarty fucked is also really good
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>>734095476
As someone who hasn't been on /b/ for while

This whole thread
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>>734100463
fluffy explanation
>>734109540
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>>734109540
>>734100463

Holy fuck this makes ponie bros look like chads. This isn't just autism, this is the most pathetic sick shit i've ever seen come out of hear, and that is no small feat.

You all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves.
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>>734109540
A huge jab at bronies. Also, it's fun to see cute fluffy things get torn apart. And no, it's not a fetish. Thank god.
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>>734110032
What's sad is the fact that you feel the need to try and insult everyone here knowing damn well it won't work.
But here, have your (you)
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>>734110032
Nah
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>>734110044
if its bronie satire thats a huge relief.
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>>734102473
People will ask anyway.
Why do you feel the need to explain youself on an anonymous image board
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>>734110044
triple dubs?!
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>>734110032
>this makes ponie bros look like chads
>ponie bros look like chads
>ponie bros

mlp fag confirmed, gtfo
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After spending over 10 years on 4chan these threads are still the most autistic thing I have ever seen on this board.
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>>734110312
it started off as a way to troll and trigger mlp fags before they got a containment board, now it's grown into a fandom of its own
I'm glad to see someone capable of reason, you have a good day
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>>734110574
>triggered mlp fag
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>>734110574
>>734110645

Actually after reading this (>>734100463) I take that back.

This is the most autistic thing I have seen on the internet as a whole.
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>>734110742
>triggered mlp fag
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>>734110742
whatever you say horse fucker

i present to you the sane anons in this thread, fedora

the most accurate description of bronies i have
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>>734111001
>>734110855

But I hate MLP
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>>734111223
pretend all you want
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Shits so gay. Anyone who does this fluffy or fury shit has serious issues. Get some pussy ffs, real, human not dressed as a animal and not a fat ugly fuck pussy.
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>>734111235
>>734111194
>>734111145
>>734111108
>>734111061
>>734111001

>someone actually fucking drew this

Even long after the internet has been set aside for a better technology in the future - this will still remain the most autistic thing I have ever witnessed.
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>>734111341
stop projecting mlp fag
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>>734111398

please kill yourself the minute you finish posting that comic
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>>734111373
you do realize this is meant to trigger bronies right?
>>734111463
stay triggered, im sure your horse plushies will soak up the tears
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>>734111341
>fluffy
>furry
You have much to learn, little one.
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ITT:mlp fags are still butthurt about fluffies
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>>734111658
>>734111691
What's with the art change?
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>>734097783
Depending on the price I probably would
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>>734111836
ones on paper the other is digital, the artist probably invested in a drawing tablet
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>>734111763
This is awesome
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>>734111763
author never finished the cheetos fingers story.
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>>734111763
Go on...
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>>734112194
i know, so many brony tears
>>734112295
that's it
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>>734112295
i like to think that the ending to that story is he fucks her. seems like something a brony would do.
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>>734113349
that would explain why the artist hasn't drawn it
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https://aetasxblog.wordpress.com/
Boarder Dispute part 2 coming soon.
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>>734114636
awesome, have you posted any art yet?
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>>734099930
this one always get me. for two reasons.

One, the mammah has clearly lost many Bebbehs before and desperately wants to keep this one, and the baby doesn't know what will happen if he/she grows up.

Two. do these things EVER fucking grow? does milk only work as a basic subsistence food, but oats and other stuff actually helps them to grow? how does this work?
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>>734101242
so... this is interesting. to a fluffy, babbehs are for hugs and love. if a fluffy does not have babies to be the receptacles of these feelings what happened to them? is this the drive of their sex drive? what happens when the babbehs grow up?
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Awful story I wrote yesterday! Yay!

>Be me, Autismo Anonson, 23 years old, in a dead end minimum wage job and a crappy apartment in the city
>lifesucks.jpg
>Some days I contemplate jumping right out of my apartment building window, 5 floors down to the ground
>But I'd never really do it. Cowards way out, and I'm no coward.
>But still, life sucks. And it's lonely.
>One day, walking home from the goddamned McRonalds I work for, I spotted one of those vermin fluffies.
>I remember when they first popped up when I was like 19 they were a pretty big deal, and a major pain in the ass
>Nowadays, they're just as common as pigeons, and just as noticed.
>Not many people really care about feral fluffies anymore. Not unless they fuck up they're garden or impregnate they're own fluffies.
>No one cares about fluffies.
>No one cares about that specific fluffy.
>A dirty, wet and sad little runt of the Earth variety and a hideous neon green everything.
>Just looking at it is an affront to the eyes.
>But that day, some one did care
>I grabbed him by the scruff and lugged him up 6 flights of stairs.
>He whined the whole time, but life seemed to have battered him hard enough before I got to him that he was pretty subdued.
>When we got to the apartment, he finally spoke
>"Wan die"
>"Me too buddy"
>I opened the window, and dropped him out
>He didn't scream and didn't cry on the way down
>He hit the pavement hard. It looked painful.
>I posthumously named him "Reminder"
>A reminder that suicide is fucking stupid
>I went to bed, and that was that.
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>>734116853
fluffies are programmed to seek out humans and apply there love and affection to them, but they will also automatically apply this to babies or other animals, especially small animals, if the babies grow up they make more or find something else to attach to.

if they are isolated they become extremely uncomfortable and start panicking, eventually they will break and go into a "wan die" loop at this point the effect is nearly irreversible.
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>>734115422
Not, yet. Working on it. Have to scan it in.
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>>734117788
CHECKED

also good to hear, can't wait to see your work
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>>734111223
Thats the Spirit!
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>Happy space pillowfluff
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>>734118635
gonna be a litter pal?
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>>734117080
Continuation? Another day in the life of Autismo Anonson? This one was pretty good tbqh
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>>734101168

i know this ones gonna break my heart already
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>>734119303
Maybe. Just maybe. Give me a bit.
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>>734114636
Border Dispute so far has been second favourite, right below Hands of Fate.
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>>734109540
pure murderbox and abusers get off too this. don't listen too them saying otherwise.
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http://imgur.com/gallery/SJsNG
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>>734119303

>Still me, Autismo Anonson, age 23, nothing to live for, but living anyway
>I wake up in the same crappy apartment each morning
>I work the same awful job each day
>And I return to the same terrible apartment each night
>It's a dreadful cycle, and has really worn me down
>Another day passes, and then another, and it's all the same
>Sometimes something interesting happens though, and that's nearly enough motivation to keep me going
>A few days ago I was working the dreaded midnight shift at McRonalds, the worlds most profitable hellhole
>Manager for the night shift is a cunt, makes me do all the grunt work
>"Take out the trash Anonson!" "Fold up some of the patio furniture Anonson!"
>So I do it. It's not worth the terrible wage, but whatever. No reason not to do it.
>While I'm taking out the garbage, it starts raining
>nowthatsjustfuckinggreat.jpg
>I run and toss the bag into the bin, and as soon as I do, I hear an awful cacophony of squealing
>A fucking fluffy herd has decided that a McRonalds garbage bin is the best place to settle down.
>I look in to survey the damage
>Three full grown Earth fluffies, one pregnant, one already a mother, and one who is bigger than the others.
>All of them brown everywhere, but I'm not sure if that's dirt and filth or actual fluff.
>The biggest one, let's call him "Foolishness" starts yapping at me in aggressive baby-speak
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH HUWT HEWD, SMAWHTY HUWT MUNSTAH!"
>He then charges towards me, but hits his head against the garbage bin wall, and tries to scamper over it.
>I sigh and push him back into the garbage bin just when he manages to get over the rim
>This pisses the little shitrat right off
>"DUMMEH MUNSTAH! YU HEWT BABBEHS! SMAWHTY HEWT YU!"
>ohshitohshitohshit
>I might be a downright assholish fuck, but I'd never harm a baby, not of any variety
>Unless it was a spider. Or a snake. Or a scorpion. I wouldn't hurt most babies.
(1/2)
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>>734118635

I like watching fluffies play. Their adorably simple joy is contagious, and while I couldn't find joy in a cardboard box, seeing a fluffy with its childlike imagination enjoying it makes me feel happy as well.
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>>734109929
Yeah we've all seen the shitty pic but it doesn't make this dumb crap any more normal.
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>>734119109
no 6 ?
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>>734121728

How many times have you asked about fluffies already? If that picture doesn't help, then you should just try lurking more.
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>>734121697
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>>734121569
Continue please
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>>734113459

She explained in the comments. Has writers block on this one, wants to think up an ending that features the fluffies more and less focus on the Brony. I'm hoping she posts more eventually.
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>>734121569

>"Just shut up for a few seconds and show me your babies, maybe I can help them!"
>The "smarty" Foolishness, foolishly takes this as a challenge
>"MUNSTAH NU SEE BABEH! SMAWTHY GIB FOWEVAH SWEEPIES TU DUMMEH MU-"
>I cut him off by grabbing him by his filthy scruff
>I feel the scum and trash he's covered in instantly, but I don't particularly care
>"Listen you moronic shit, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done it already, just show me your babies, and everything will be fine."
>"NU! DUMMEH MUNSTAH WONT HEWT HEWD!"
>He then shits and pisses all over me.
>I won't hurt babies, but assholes who can't accept help. Meh, that's fine.
>I take his tail in one hand, and swing him right into the bins side.
>"SCREEEEEEEE! NU HEWT SMAWHTY!"
>Swing again right into the side of the bin
>"EEEEEEEEEE!"
>And again! And again and again!
>Looking back on it, I don't think all of my anger was even aimed at the shitrat. Just my boss, myself, my crappy life, if I wanted to be really fucking "deep" I could say the whole damn world.
>I stop swinging after about 2 minutes, and I realize he was dead about half a minute into the swinging session.
>I toss him into one of the bins, because I don't want to traumatize the others any more than I already have. They're just stupid, not assholish.
>I look back into the bin, and there are the two fluffies, frozen with fear at the corner of all the trash
>I named the pregnant one "Engorged" and the other one "Bin".
>Bin speaks up first
>"p-pwease nu huwt babehs wike u huwt speciaw fwien ..."
>"Don't worry, I won't. Just, come here."
>"Ded yu gib speciaw fwien fowevah sweepies?" Asked Engorged
>Shit. Do I tell them the truth and have them go fucking catatonic, or tell them a lie and keep this encounter going.
>"No, your... erm.. "Special friend" ran away."
>Both of them started crying in unison
>"SPECIAW FWIEN NU WUB FLUFFEH AN BABEHS? SPECIAW FWIEN WUN AWAY?"
(2/? I underestimated how long this would go on for)
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>>734120791
yeah listen to the guy who knows absolutely nothing about the fandom, i bet you're the kind of guy that goes to church to learn about science....

btw there is plenty of hug, weird and sadbox ITT to completely disprove your claim
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>>734123715
More please?
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>>734123884
Is it you?
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>>734124048
Kweh.
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>>734124019
calm down hes writing it as we speak, or type rather
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>>734121728
so you are just too stupid to figure it out then
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>>734124803
>meanwhile at the average bronie dwelling
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>>734125469
that you j?
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>>734123715
>>734124019
>>734124129

>I hoisted them both out of the bin and let them down on the ground, both still crying
>Good thing they couldn't put two and two together, given that a shit ton of fluffy blood is all over the side of the bin right above them
>"Alright, you are called" I pointed to Engorged "Engorged."
>"Fwuffy haf name? Fwuffy nebah haf name befoh."
>"Yeah, that's right you little vermin, you have a name now."
>Then Bin speaks up "Me haf name too?"
>"Sure... I'll call you... Bin?"
>"Yay! Am Ben!"
>Cool. They're happy enough now, and they haven't started calling me daddy or anything. That's good, it means I could maybe get rid of these guys somehow.
>"Hey Bin, I'm going to put you back into the... erm... bin, and your gonna have to help me find your babies"
>"Okey! Ben hewp niceh humawn!" It then dawns to her that her babies are still in the bin. "OH NU! BEN NEE FIN BABEHS!"
>"Calm down! Just help me find them!"
>After rummaging through filth for a bit, we find them. Most of them are fine, it seems like the only one that got hurt was a tiny alicorn baby who got his horn knocked off. Good for him, now the other fluffies will accept him.
>I scoop all of the adorable little baby vermin and gently place em on the ground
>Bin and Engorged are overjoyed
>Then Bin speaks up and shatters my enjoyment "HUWWAH FU NEW NICEH DADDEH!"
>Oh. Shit.
>"I'm sorry Bin, but I'm not... I can't... I can't be your daddy."
>Both of the fluffies deflate in mood.
>"Bu why? Yu nu wub Engoweged an Ben?" Said Engorged
>"It's not that, it's just I can't real-"
>SLAM!
>"ANONSON!"
>Oh. Fuck.
(3/4)
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>>734100463
So you guys basically fetishize animal abuse?

Why does 4chan's systems think "fetishize" is spelled wrong? It isn't.
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>>734125575
Hey it's A. J is here as well. is this cc2 or random ?
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I actually want to kill you people.
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>>734126112
Explain to me in detail how your not fetishizing animal abuse?
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>>734125884
if you actually read that infograph you would understand that
1, this isn't a fetish
2, they aren't animals
3, only like 2/5 of the content is abuse

if you're gonna troll try using new material
>>734125948
yup it's me, drawing up another reaction pic, also i copied a fluffspeak primer onto an image, figured j could use it since he's a fellow autgor
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>>734126082
>triggered mlp fag

go fuck a horse
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>>734126543
if only he erased the l, then he'd have waffles
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>>734126390
I read for faggy infograph and it just gave me details about how you like to draw cartoons depicting animal violence because it soothes you. Is it to make up for how shitty your childhood probably was? If so, choose a better outlet than animal rape, anon.
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>>734126661
Lego my ego
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>>734126503
That sounds like something you want to do m8, lmao.
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>>734095476
If the hidey hole is specifically for playing hide and seek, who the fuck would hide there whilst playing hide and seek?
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>>734126973
you didn't read it, or at least you only read the parts you wanted to

if you want to have a rational conversation about this then drop the attitude, otherwise im done with your trolling
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>>734127058
>mlp fags projecting this much

anyone with a brain can see this ain't a fetish, stop projecting your sexual hangups
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>>734126082
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>>734127059
retarded horse/Guinea pigs, you wildly over estimate their intelligence and observational skills
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>>734126503

I for one enjoy both fluffies and ponies. With all the cheerful optimism of mlp, fluffies are a great way to relieve the more sadistic desires with some senseless and undeserved cruelty.
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>>734127475
that's fine, just refrain from posting mlp shit, most of us don't like it
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>>734127452
>implying they have observational skills
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>>734127224
It sounds more like your trying to troll me m8. This whole thing including the cartoons is probably only done to piss off people. Good ol' /b/ I guess.
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>>734126390
my memory sucks for my age sadly. i won't be able to remember all this.

" Fluffy referes to them self as fwuffy " when lying ?

thats new one on me. i didn't know that. fuck. can't i just go non-canon and break the rules. instead of trying to remember ? lol

-J
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>>734125611

>It's my cunt of a boss. And she's really, really fucking pissed.
>She stomps out of the door and marches right towards me
>Luckily, the fluffies mouths seem to be sealed with terror
>"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANONSON!?!YOU WERE DUE BACK INSIDE ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AGO!"
>I take a step forward, trying to hide the miserable pighamsters behind me.
>"Well, uh.. I ran into some er... "Fluffy trouble" and I uh..."
>"Fluffy trouble? FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? HOW CAN YOU HAVE FLUFFY TROUBLE?!? YOU KNOW MCRONALDS COMPANY POLICY ON FLUFFIES! KILL! ON! SIGHT!"
>"Which is uhm.. exactly what I did! I sent those abominations straight to Hell! They didn't stand a chance!"
>"Why'd it take you so goddamned long? Fluffies are like oversized but easily crushable flies!"
>It at this moment, that Engorged fucks up
>"NUUUU! PWEASE DON HUWT FWUFFY! AM SOON MUMMAH!"
>Oh. Fucking. Shit.
>Cunt-Lady pushes me out of the way, and see's Bin and Engorged.
>She cocks her head at me and sneers "Oh, so you "Sent those abominations straight to Hell!" huh? Well, I'm seeing two shitrats and a load of chirpers still begging for a ticket!"
>"Please no! I can get them away, just please don't hurt th-"
>STOMP!
>She had crushed Enogrged underneath her boots.
>She let out one final shriek "SCREEEEEE!"
>Not very dignified last words, but for fluffies, it was the norm.
>"NU! NU HEWT ENGOWAWGED! SHE WAS SUUN MUMMAH!"
>Cunt-Lady kicked Bin aside, leaving her babies on the ground, alone.
>"Don't you fucking dare, you cunt!"
>"Or what? You can't do shit. Oh, and you're fired for failing to follow basic company policy."
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>All the babies were a fine paste on the ground, a bitter end for something that just began
>"NUUUUUJJ! M-M-munstah gib... babehs.. fowevah sweepies... w-wa-"
>Oh no, oh god no
>"Wan die. Wan die. Wan die."
>Cunt-Lady sneered. "Don't worry. You will."
>Cruuuuunch.
>She took her boot and very steadily ground Bin's head into the ground.
>It was over.
(4/4)
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>>734127344
>stop projecting your sexual hangups

It literally says that some people use it to jack off bro.
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>>734127902
it was originally created to troll mlp fags before they had a containment board, this isn't a fetish no one faps to this, at least not anymore then people fap to gore
i actually enjoy weirdbox (jokes) and sadbox (feelz) more then abuse
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>>734128078

>Epilogue
>I walked back home in the rain, jobless and upset.
>I wanted to punch Cunt-Lady.
>Wanted to fight back.
>But I couldn't
>I was about as effective as Foolishness was
>I sulked my way to bed.
>Same crappy apartment
>Same terrible bed.
>Just another day as Autismo Anonson.
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>>734127933
of course, it's only a primer, the biggest thing is consistency, as long as they speak with a consistent impediment you'll be good, i just figured i would share it with a fellow author
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>>734128293

Brief history lesson...
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>>734127475
I rather abuse on MLP. as i can't fucking stand MLP
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>>734128185
no it doesn't

my god this is below shit tier trolling, just gtfo
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>>734128354
Well, it seems Autismo Anonson is as beta as it can get. Still, thanks for the read
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>>734128354
He should consider getting a pet and then losing it because it's stated in his apartment lease that animals are strictly forbidden.
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>>734128185
Can't even bait properly
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>>734128293
>it was originally created to troll mlp fags

[spoiler]Carry on[/spoiler]
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>>734128943
will do
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>>734128854
How did you know exactly what the next story was going to be?
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>>734128842
Yep. Autismo is a pretty much useless sad sack. But maybe, just maybe, things will get better for him. Maybe.
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>>734129267
lucky guess, I suppose.

so get to it.
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>>734129542
Maybe later. I'll be back. Gonna make lunch. In the mean time, here's a cute little fluffy.
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>>734128447
I would like to be cannon. but it takes work and i'm just lazy haha. that's why i was kinda hoping maybe someone can help me write that way i can write and do ost grammar stuff on my end but the other person do fluffspeak for me.
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thread restored my faith in /b/
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>>734130044
keep practicing, and personally i just use it as a reference when im not sure if my fluffspeak is on point, but like i said, consistency is key
>>734130623
this always makes me laugh
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>>734130716
um, you're welcome i guess, my i ask how exactly though?
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>>734131612
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>>734130881
because its a Return to the sensless sadism that /b/ (was) known for back in the early 2000's
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>>734131813
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>>734131773
cool, though only about half of the content is abuse, the other half is a combo of lulz, feelz and daawwws, there's a wiki and booru if you are interested
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>>734131957
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>>734132012
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>>734110312
It started that way.
Then crazy Russians got way out of hand with it.
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>>734097783
I know a few older women in my family that waste big bucks on dogs. They would spend even more on a talking shitbag.
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literally gore + ponyshit
absolutely horrendous
kill yourself
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>>734132088
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>>734132153
>triggered bronie

we're getting a lot of you fags today
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>>734132389
all the other fluffies said yes too ( the last line got cut off )
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>>734112278
Unfinished stories are the biggest problem in fluffy fandom.
Besides severe autism.
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>>734128006
Feels bad man. Holy shit.
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>>734116255
The mare is clearly being used as a breeder. Her foals are taken from her as soon as they start eating solid food.

Weaning works the same as for mammals. Milk provides full nutrition until the foal is big enough to eat solid food.
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>>734116853
The fluffy attitude towards babies is interesting. It must be a natural or emergent behavior rather than one of their preprogrammed behaviors, because fertile fluffies were never supposed to be in circulation.
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>>734112278
the only story she did finish was the one about the sea Fluffy who convinces this guy's land Fluffy to start a family with her underwater. Goes as well as you'd think it does.
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>>734132405
but
that's the thing
i hate ponyshit
this is actually just ponyshit
and then you throw gore into the mix
prove me wrong
you cannot
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>>734132552
like carnivorous duck, fuck that autismo supreme, i like some of his stuff but he a gaping asshole
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>>734132882
this was used to troll mlp fags before they got a containment board, btw this is like the 7th time someone has said this
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>>734132882
back in the day, 4chan didn't have /mlp/, so bronies infested /b/, then a bunch of /b/tards got a hold of some mlp fan art and turned it into a murder fest in order to troll them
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>>734133372
>this was used to troll mlp fags before they got a containment board
then why do you keep doing it?
is looking at pony goreporn actually funny/hot to you?
abusing small animals is an early warning sign of psychopathy

>this is like the 7th time someone has said this
ok
so then i have a point
if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
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>>734132882
ok, if this really is mlp shit like you seem to think then go to /mlp/ and start a fluffy thread, if it doesn't get deleted link it back here

i have issued this challenge at least a dozen times and you faggots never do it
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>>734128354
>already fired
>couldn't take a swing at cunt boss
faggot
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>>734127933
>" Fluffy referes to them self as fwuffy " when lying ?
Most people seem to have dropped that lately.
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>>734133559
As stated before, Autismo is kind of useless at everything.
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>>734133493
>then why do you keep doing it?
it grew into a fanbase that a lot of people enjoy
>is looking at pony goreporn actually funny/hot to you?
it's not a fetish, it's not all abuse, it only seems that way since we are on /b/, there is content in this thread that is entirely non violent
>abusing small animals is an early warning sign of psychopathy
technically they aren't animals, and that only applies if you torture real animals, this is fiction and won't make us murderers any more than violent video games
>if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
a lot of people believe the earth is flat, aliens are housed in area 51, and that the British royal family is a bunch of reptiles

people believe all sorts of stupid shit, now i have a question for you, why spend any time in a thread with stuff you don't like?
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>>734133839
yeah im gonna try picking that up
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>>734134120
Good explanation. Have a fluffy.
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>>734133839
maybe they just thought the idea of that was stupid so they stopped going that route ?
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>>734134279
thank you, i will feed it to my cat as a special treat
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>>734133493
>then why do you keep doing it?
why do you keep incessantly nagging us? if you really "hold the moral high ground" here, why haven't you accepted the fact that trying to provoke us is useless, and why haven't you stopped wasting your/our time and left?

these kinds of questions simply cannot be answered. oh wait, yes they can. it's because we both find joy in poking, provoking, and metaphorical punch-throwing.

>if this is something people very frequently notice and point out, maybe it's true
or, maybe people are ignorant trolls who find rekt threads to be A-OK but as soon as the same principle becomes animated they poop their pants.
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Whenever people talk about Hasbio workers, I just imagine them as The Medic from TF2. Fluffies seem like some sort of experiment he would do.
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>>734134120
>it grew into a fanbase that a lot of people enjoy
huh, sounds a little familiar
>>>my little pony
>it's not a fetish, it's not all abuse, it's not all violent
so it's ponyshit
>technically they aren't animals
wow sorry dude i forgot to read up on all of your fanfiction background fluffy lore about how they're genetically modified
>why spend any time in a thread with stuff you don't like?
to open a dialogue and gain information and have discourse

another question
why is this enjoyable for you?

>>734134440
>why do you keep incessantly nagging us? if you really "hold the moral high ground" here, why haven't you accepted the fact that trying to provoke us is useless, and why haven't you stopped wasting your/our time and left?

i'm not incessantly nagging you or trying to claim a moral high ground, i don't know why you act like you have something to prove here, and i'm not trying to 'provoke' you
i'm stating what it looks like from my perspective and asking questions
gaining insight isn't really a waste of time imo

>or, maybe people are ignorant trolls who find rekt threads to be A-OK but as soon as the same principle becomes animated they poop their pants.

i don't find rekt threads enjoyable because i'm not fucked in the head
neither do i find fluffy threads enjoyable, for the same reason

again, same question for you; why is this enjoyable?
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>>734134774
good job ignoring all my points, i r8 your b8 at 4/10, it would be 0/10 but i wanted to point out the staggering amount of work you wasted on such a pathetic attempt at trolling

lurk moar summerfag
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>>734135094
>giving up
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>>734135315

>Using a smug anime girl
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>>734135448
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>>734135448
probably means he's a lolicon, cause hey what else could it be other than a fetish?
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