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Sup /b/. I want to try magic mushrooms but have no idea how to

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Sup /b/. I want to try magic mushrooms but have no idea how to go about getting them. I feel like they aren't something most drug dealers would have. I also don't have any hippie friends since hippies tend to annoy the shit out of me. So how does one go about getting shrooms? Also what can I expect when I finally do take them?
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You can expect to find out that you're the annoying one. Are you stupid or something? It's called google.
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>>734093378
>Get on jewtube
>search let's grow mushrooms
>???
>profit
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Where do you live OP? What are you current drug connections (do you at least know any people who take drugs)
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>>734093378
Never tried before, but I've heard the spores for growing psylocibin mushrooms can be ordered online legally. You know, for "research" purposes. It's not illegal to have them. The illegal part is when you decide to g row them for recreational drug use.
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>>734093763
I live in upstate NY and I don't have many drug connections as I haven't done any kind of drugs outside of alcohol since I was in high school. Though I do know people who do drugs.
>>734093916
I don't think I want to grow my own before trying it out first.
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>>734093378
Deepweb
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>>734094352
Ask your friends or acquaintances who do drugs if they know a shroom dealer
If they don't, contact the dealer they get their other drugs from, buy some from him then ask him if he knows anyone who has shrooms

Alternatively you could use the deepweb but it's more difficult
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>>734094458
It's called darkweb, which is the correct term. When I moved out of my country, I used the darknet to buy weed since I lost all my drug connections. They sell a lot of stuff.. from weed to hardcore psychedelics like DMT.

I bought DMT from a well known darknet vendor once, smoked it. It was a frightening experience.
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>>734094724
There's no correct term you dumb shit it's called TOR, and "deepweb" and "darkweb" are just terms given by the community
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>>734093378
Google for information on how to take it. As for the shroom acquisition, I recommend darknet. You need special tools and a decent computer skill to be able to pull a successful drug deal off of the darknet. You need to follow security protocols to avoid trouble with authorities.
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>>734094862
Oh, look who's the autist who tries to correct an IT professional. I'll give an example. Customer database is part of a deepweb. Your personal email is deepweb. Your account in a porn site is from the deepweb.

I bet you feel dumb now. Get off this fucking thread
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>>734094862
Also don't try to tell me what TOR is you piece of shit. I have been buying drugs from darknet vendors longer than you have.

TOR is not enough from a security perspective. You need TAILS operating system to be completely anonymous, and use multiple bitcoin wallets to juggle your funds to avoid suspicion. I bet you didn't know that you dumb nigglet

Fucking piece of shit. Got triggered because I said darknet
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>>734093378

go for Mario Bros, faggot
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>>734093378
>>>734094724
>There's no correct term you dumb shit it's called TOR, and "deepweb" and "darkweb" are just terms given by the community

Lol you clearly are a darknet/deepweb newfag
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>>734093378
Buy truffles from a dutch smarthsop like zamnesia. Same active ingredient as magic mushrooms.
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>>734094862
Kek. You think you are hot shit because you mentioned TOR? Fucking deepweb newfags think they are Mr. Robot kek
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>>734095233
>>734095055

Dubs speak the fucking truth
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>>734095538
>>734095233
>>734095055
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_web

fucking spastics
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>>734095675

>uses Wikipedia as a source
>doesn't know Wikipedia can be edited by people around the world
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>>734095233

>bothering with all the IT shit instead of just asking shady people where you can get herbal refreshment
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>Find cows
>Look for cow shit with mushrooms
>???
>Profit

Me and my friends do it all the time. Just look up poisonous shrooms in your area to know what to avoid.
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Buy spores for a couple bucks from Netherlands and grow them yourself.
You will screw it a few times with contamination before you do it properly. But it's best way. Watch youtube videos.
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>>734095233
>and use multiple bitcoin wallets to juggle your funds to avoid suspicion. I bet you didn't know that you dumb nigglet
I've never done that, and I haven't had any problems.
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Google "how to grow magic mushrooms" go online and buy spores. Do as instructions say and wait about 1-2 months and BOOM you got a bunch of magic mushrooms.
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>>734095907
>Me and my friends do it all the time. Just look up poisonous shrooms in your area to know what to avoid.
This is how people who aren't mycologists die from poisoning themselves. Unless you're in the pacific northwest or Florida.
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Where are you from? Silkroad always works..

I just got my 5 tabs of acid from the mailman
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>>734096260
Nope, I am not stupid and did a lot of research before eating them.

There is only one kind of shroom in my area that is poisonous and looks similar to the magic shrooms that grow around here.
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>>734096381
>Silkroad always works..
Always...
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>>734096508
My advice? Have someone buy life insurance on you.
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>>734096620
lol, you really think being able to tell shrooms apart is that hard?

>Also the most poisonous shroom here won't kill you just make you puke.
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>>734096136
It only takes 2 minutes more. Cops here know about it, and it was on the news headline before so the extra layer of security can be vital
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>>734096620
Kek
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>>734096977
But dem dubs doe
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>>734096882
I buy them and have them sent to my wallet directly from LBC. They aren't connected to me.

>>734096860
>>Also the most poisonous shroom here won't kill you just make you puke.
Famous last words.
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>>734093378
>>>734095538
>>>734095233
>>>734095055
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_web
>fucking spastics

Did you even read it? The dubs dudes are right. Emails, databases, those that cannot be accessed by search engines.

>dubs speak dem truths
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>>734097093
Nope, I did the research.

>You do realize it's not rocket science to tell shrooms apart.
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>>734093378
>wait until early fall/late spring
>go out bush with plastic bags
>look on the ground
>????
>Profit
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>>734095675
Darkweb and deepweb are totally different.
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>>734097645
>get life insurance before hunting for shrooms
>got poisoned by shrooms
>family member claims insurance
>profit
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>>734095426
>>734097529
OP here. I'm not the guy arguing with you about the deepweb. And for the guy suggesting I go out and pick mushrooms myself I don't have the faith in myself to identify the right ones. It's too damn risky.
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>>734097877
Do you have mycophobia?

>Most shrooms are not poisonous, only 20% are and only 1% are deadly.
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EASY, find a hippie band playing in your area. Go just to hang in the parking lot & get whatever you want. Look for bands that are NOT Phish bc the undercovers are everywhere. Widespread Panic, Leftover Salmon, The String Cheese Incident has always been my "go-to" for mushrooms. Get some chocolates or caramels too if you can bc it's already dosed out for you. You're welcome
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>>734093378
Just grow that shit. Less that $70 and you can have all you want. Don't like them? Sell them
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>>734098290
>only 2000 types would be poisonous and 100 of them would kill you
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>>734095233
Like any law enforcement would bother busting you just for buying drugs on the internet. They're more worried about catching the suppliers and the people running the marketplaces than they are the consumers. 99% of cops don't give a fuck about recreational drug use if you're doing it in a safe manner that doesn't affect other people.

Stop being such a paranoid fuck, you're not special enough to have your door kicked in unless you're up to other nefarious shit.
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>>734098942
There are hundreds of kinds of shrooms in my area and only three poison shrooms in my area. Only one of them looks like magic mushrooms and none of them are deadly.

>Why are you so terrified of wild shrooms?
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>>734096381
Silkroad got shut down years ago, the founder got caught and sentenced to life in prison for advocating murder or some shit because people could buy hitmen on the site.

Does anyone bother to read or learn anything anymore?
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>>734097773
Truth. Darkweb consists of shit like we're talking about in this thread, where you can buy drugs and whores.

Deepweb is mostly trash, encrypted business backup data and shit so they can retrieve their shit if the physical files/drives get damaged in a fire or something.
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>>734099174
i am not afraid of shrooms and that was just to make fun of it mate
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>>734099095
I got someone knocking in front of my door before. So being a paranoid fuck could be fucking helpful
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>>734099186
I was thinking the same thing. Does any of these guys ever heard of AlphaBay
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>>734099592
Well you must not be a comedian because it wasn't even close to being funny.

>Or maybe you are just pretending not to have mycophobia so that you don't get made fun of by strangers on the interwebs.
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>>734099648
Someone like who? Lol if you're legitimately afraid of your front door I think you need to stop smoking weed/meth for a little bit, mate.

If you bought drugs off the dark web and had them sent to your house, that's more than enough probable cause for any law enforcement agency to get a warrant for your arrest, in turn giving them every right to kick down your door and arrest you sitting naked at your computer.

Good thing is, if it ever comes to this (which I seriously doubt) all you have to do is deny everything and most likely, TOR's natural anonymity will be able to save you.

You all may really want to check into how The Dread Pirate Roberts (founder/operator) of The Silk Road actually got caught. It was by complete accident and happenstance.
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>>734099797
okay sure man
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>>734100211
Well, let me edit that last statement.. he got basically what we call 'doxed' by accident and it still took the feds a few weeks of tracking his movements and computer habits before they actually had enough to arrest him.
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Lots of butthurt people in this thread.

OP, start here: reddit /r/darknetmarketsnoobs
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>>734093378
>be me
>live in small farming town
>one nice spring evening go for a walk
>walk two miles down the road
>hop a fence into cow pasture
>pull out eight grocery bags from my pocket
>half hour later all eight grocery bags are stuffed full of shrooms
>walk home
>lay out shrooms on racks with a fan
>five days later drive up to big city
>drop off dry shrooms at friend's house
>come back home with $5000
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>>734100860
>happened by accident
No. It happened by him being a complete fucking moron and not completely separating his two identities allowing a thorough investigation to draw correlation enough for a fucking taskforce to take interest in him
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