Wtf thread Postem /b/

>>734090097
water bear

tardigrade

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>>734090097
This is not wtf, this is actually the strongest animal on earth, a tardigrade

>>734090181
But how strong is he? How many ants strong?

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>>734090166
Yeah but fucking why tho it's got a clitpenis for a face

Look at its little hands awww

>>734090181
Explain pls

>>734090234
Just so it can swim around going NOOT at things

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>>734090220

if ant was this big

>>734090220
>>734090272
They can withstand temperature ranges from 1K (−458°F; −272°C) (close to absolute zero) to about 420K (300°F; 150°C)for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space

>>734090295
Kek
'noot' will now be it's file name

>>734090097
So this is what happens to circumcised foreskin

>>734090386
That's pretty cool tbh

>>734090468
Yes the Jews regenerates itself from foreskin looks in early stages

They don't have sex, they female sheds her entire outer layer and poops a few eggs into the discarded shed, then a dude comes along and jizzes on it and they both go away happy and free. It's a good life

>>734090181
That thing is the largest animal on Earth? And it flies???

>>734090386
I'm not big on the science, but doesn't being smaller help with that kind of stuff?

>>734090726
no

>>734090726

Yeah.

And it does that by drying itself up until there's nothing but a dried up carcass of itself, barely even properly alive.

It's basically an animal that can become a temporary spore, or a very small raisin version of itself.

>>734090939
The first part sounds like my Dick when I'm on coke

>>734090939
This is what I don't get about evolution, shouldn't the life forms after that improved on all of that? When did not regrowing limbs or not being able to withstand temperatures/radiation become an advantage?

>>734091120
Just because a creature can do something doesn't mean it's a useful expenditure of energy and to the species, especially as it gets bigger. These things have about 40,000 cells, we have over 37 trillion :P that said, we do regenerate fantastically for beings of our size

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>>734091321
It's all too much

>>734091120
Evolution is not a linear process as people believe. Just because something comes 'after' doesn't mean it is de facto superior to what came 'before'.

>>734091615
But blacks came before whites and the whites are far more advanced than tree people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdgPnYyj64