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>22 year old KHV incel >NEET since 16 >never been on

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>22 year old KHV incel
>NEET since 16
>never been on a date, rejected all 3 times.
>110IQ and many learning problems and ADHD
>bad depression and anxiety
>been to psychiatric ward 2 times
>Zero friends, not even online.
>light acne
>dropped out of HS because I failed every test and because of the people.
>5th grade math level and 8th grade reading level.
>don't even know multiplication tables
>can barely spell and write without the use of a computer
>can't even tie my shoes correctly
>only know how to cook using a microwave
>never leave the house

Should I end it all? My only redeeming qualities is that I'm 6'1" and from a wealthy family. I'd have enough money to move out for a while but my mother said she would never give me an allowance unless I was working or going to school.
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nah mate your thread makes me hard. If you were dead my cock would die too. :)
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>>734089226
>never leave the house
do you get a disability allowance?

neh don't kys you muppet

put yourself in my shoes
5'3
44
virgin
not kisslles
3 gf
autistic
crazy
shout t neighbours because they got a dog that makes noise
get disability benefits cause crazy
still at home
still want a woman

don't give up op
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>110 IQ
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>>734089226
This sounds oddly like someone I knowwwwww... >>
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>>734089226
i can be your online friend if you want to

$10/h
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>>734089571
No I don't get it. Don't you have to have next to nothing in money? I have 160k sitting in my savings would that disqualify me? I could probably get it if it didn't disqualify me.
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>>734089697
yea just buy friends you rich fag
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>>734089711

holy fuck, 160k and you don't spend it,
jesus kid you could buy several hookers with that kind of money

and what the fuck is >incel ?
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>>734089911
never mind i found it >>involuntary celibate
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>>734089571
>don't even know multiplication tables
lol neither do i

to add to my list of shit

i'm fat as fuck
can hardly walk
when i do walk i often trip up
can't talk to women unless they are ugly as fuck

my advice is simple
make friends with a chad
learn from him
don't be a cuck and watch him empty his sack in hot bitches
get to self defense classes

don't get to my age and regret your life
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>>734089226
where do ya live?
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These threads are the equivalent of tumblr bios where everyone tries to one up everyone else's made up sad sack of shit stories

stfu no one cares
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>>734090532
This.
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>>734089226
>ataxia
>cannot into math
>unemployed
>no gf
>tripping while walking, thanks ataxia

Atleast i am atp1a3 patient zero of ataxia tho
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>>734089911
I am American so it's illegal and shady. I only technology and video games though. I'll most definitely do it when I go to Europe, it's legal, girls are hotter with sexy accents, and it's around 50 euros for 20mins.
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>>734090449
Florida USA
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>>734090284
Yeah your advice at the bottom is pretty good tbh. I was just reflecting on my life and realised my only useful friend is a Chad. I don't talk to him often anymore but I'm thinking i need to start being around him more to learn how he acts. He is the one who told me to get instagram because that's how he meets all the girls he fucks.
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>>734089571
Son of Sam, is that you?
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>>734090532
The sad thing is the stories are mostly true.
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>>734089226
>all 3 times

Shit dude that's 1 bad night at a bar.
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>>734092927
yep mine is
i had a chance of a shag the other year but fucked it up due to my mental health
it's a long story but here goes
i was out and about when i spot a reasonably nice chinese gal watching me
now here's were my mental state fucked things up
i thought she was a spy from the government so i didn't speak
she was flirting with me
i didn't respond
now i fucking seriously regret it
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Just start regular threads on /b/.
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>>734093402
it may be real but you whine like a bitch

just accept you will die alone and save us your drivel
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>>734091542
lol i might try instagram for some sympathy shags

i think the worst thing alot of us do is fap to porn,

seriously think of it,

instead of actually going out the house, we fantasize about a woman, empty our balls, and then carry on the rest of the day feeling content

gentlemen we need to get the fuck out more!
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>>734093734
fuck you asshole
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>>734089226
>5th grade math level and 8th grade reading level.
>don't even know multiplication tables
>can barely spell and write without the use of a computer
>can't even tie my shoes correctly
>only know how to cook using a microwave
>never leave the house
you can fix literally all of these with a very small application of willpower.
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>>734093402
>i thought she was a spy from the government so i didn't speak
why the fuck would the government care what you knew/thought?
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>>734094068
it's a state of mind
tbh i've never had someone try to make my acquaintance like that before
i've had gfs before but they were different

op needs to boost his confidence levels

start by looking at what others talk about
what others are interested in
build on it

as i said i can chat to ugly women, just not the hot ones, i just fucking freeze, or think stupid thoughts
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>>734089226
Youre a fucking loser you little faggot. Youre not ready for the real fucking world. You can talk to me when you work full time as well as studyand pay fucking rent. People these days are fucking pathetic. Ffs youre even an inch taller than me, and more wealthy. And youre STILL bitching? Grow up
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>>734093311
I've never been to a bar. It was girls I knew and talked to for a while. Not one of them would even go out to coffee with me even though I'm good looking and wealthy.
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>>734093402
because you treat the hot ones diffefent, fine girls dint get appeoached that much... youre just overthinking things. Treat every girl normally and talk to herbthe way you would anyone else you meet. I can talk to people fine, i jusg really don't generally like the people i come in contact with. You have to network and find people with similar interests, if you would like having an easy conversation starter it will boost your speakibg confidence talking more and more to people. You have to remember no matter what your brain tells you, everyone is the same everyones crazy or weird in someway everyone has their flaws. Start with no girls perfect and think your way back, shes jut a person dont put women on a pedastool. t. blackanon raised by women.
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>>734094868
yet here we are talking about your untimely exit
get out of the house and start talking to women
supermarkets are good places to start

i'm short fat and fucking ugly, unyet i've had 3 gfs
ok i never got to fuck them, but still if i could do it in my early life so can you

build your confidence
and remember women are basically leaches
if you have money they are more likely to want you
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>>734089226
i can be your online friend to.
Dont be such this pesimist b/ro....
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>>734093980
agreed, op needs to get his ass to college
i hear students are right whores

although saying the above does he or i really want an empty relationship?
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>>734089226
Kill yourself and live stream it.
Sacrifice yourself for my entertainment.
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just get a job

go wash dishes and learn how to cook at a restaurant its fun
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>>734097061
no you kys fag
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>>734094868
The point is you're not actually trying at all

You just assume things are going to fall into place for you if you wait around. You have to put the effort in
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>>734098611
agreed
he's still young
when he gets tired of bashing the bishop he'll get off his ass and start looking
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>>734089226
OP are you me? You just described me.
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>>734089226
Same except
>29 KHV
>NEET since 15
>regular math/grammar skills
>no acne, but scoliosis and hollow chest
We'll just stay the same forever if we don't act, OP.
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Yeah killing your self is probably the best option...or being a male prostitue. It's really all up to you.
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Don't be anhero OP, there's always hope, especially if so young.
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>>734091448
Go to Frankfurt, you can easily fuck girls of questionable ages for 20 there.
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Fuckin idiot. Just wait till one of your parents croaks if you're rich
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>>734102152
I'll probably have to wait around 15 years or so. They have a net worth of way over 1 million so I could easly rent out our house for a lot of money and live comfy in our other smaller home.
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