Clawimux Decimus Meridius.
And every time anyone asks about him, you tell them that He is
"Husband to a murdered wife....Father to a murdered son...and he will have his revenge, in this life or the next"
I named my cat dog. Then I accidently named it shitheel since thats what I'd call it when he was acting like an asshole. Eventually it only responded to shitheel.