teach me how to be an asshole

Emulate Cenk as precisely as possible.

>>734087531
No. Go fuck yourself.

Just be yourself

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>>734087531

>>734087531
lurk more, itll come natural

>>734087531
Listen to Dennis Leary

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>>734087531
Watch fear and loathing in last Vegas, also... act like dead pool. Or really Ryan Reynolds in any movie.... be overly confident in EVERYTHING you do.... and if you Fuck up, blame everyone else, or even mother nature of you have to. Just act like you are good and the rest of the world is a big pile of steaming shit.

>>also pic related, just do stupid shit that leaves people guessing.

>>734087531
>>734088983
"Act like your gold"*

>>734089019
My gold what?

>>734089113
Terribly sorry "you're gold"
Shout out to the grammar assholes!

You could learn from this guy op

>>734087531
force your political beliefs on others, never have empathy for anyone, and always take a false moral highground. also, don't have a life other than reading political news

>>734087531
>go to google
>type pimpsandhost no space
>click images
>profit???

then u do this and u become an asshole

>>734089444
That's not the proper way to use the profit greentext, even if you did get trips.

>>734089444
is that CP?

>>734089736
probably

>>734089736
Yes.

>>734089785
it was, am i going to jail now

You're doing fine

>>734089848
Yes.
Prepare your anus.

>>734089848
Just report it through official government channels and feign ignorance. Chomos aren't treated well in jail/prison though.

>>734090025
did it