Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>734070785
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>734082560
Thats why its the birthday lewd.
>>734082510 Juvia
Maybe a little...
> W-whatever you stupid sexy dummy!
>>734082519 Rory
Sweet.
Still here
and
>>734082664
What happens in 362 days though?
>>734082849
Ill find a new lewd.
>>734082822
Mmhmm
>>734083057
Ah yeah something to look forward to in life
>>734083057
So, what's Rory up to this time of night, er day?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>734082822
>dubs
Maybe a lot you mean~
>i am not stupid! You're stupid!
>>734083430
Night, and playing MWO / Cards Against Humanity.
YouKnow is with you
Eu~ (´ε` )
Whiskey is nice~
>>734083851
>>734083885
Hello
>>734083851
Nah.
>>734083885
Cute
>>734083919
Rum is good too.
>>734083641
You're right, maybe i should just go to bed then~ Maybe that'll make me feel better~
> Whatever, you are too...
>>734083793
Cool, been a while since i played CAH.
>>734083851
Yo~
>>734083919
Whiskey is indeed nice, Salude
>>734083947
Rude
>>734083951
Hello there~
Yakumo Claimed
>>734083984
What are you up to so late huh~?
>>734083851
You Know it better than anybody else!
>>734084066
I'm off tomorrow
>>734083919
Hi, how are you?
>>734083947
Thanks, cute waifu you have.
>>734083984
No you.
>>734083951
It is fun.
>>734084232
Eu is a nice waifu. We had a Eu claimer who still occasionally comes back.
>>734084363
Yes u
>>734083951
T-that's a stupid idea...
Stupid pervert...
I am not! You're the stupid one!
>>734083947
That it is!
>>734083984
How are you tonight~
>>734083988
Hello!
>>734084232
Drunk! You?
>>734083988
Oh, Yakumo is a good waifu.
>>734084163
Nice. Gonna do some grilling?
>>734084363
The first (and only) time i played was at a con, it was a big group of like 20 people.
>>734084474
Oh? And why do you say that~?
Sexy dummy...
Yeah well so are you!
> even if you do have cute panties and sexy legs...
>>734084476
Restless, hows the drinking?
>>734084583
I grilled like 5 hours ago you silly twat
>>734084430
Couldnt be
>>734084476
Indeed. I havent brought it back up yet.
>>734084476
Hello
>>734084553
Thank you I think so too.
>>734084626
I am 100% with most certainty it is
>>734084584
Why restless? Well im drunk so good
>>734084626
Brought it back up?
>>734084663
Tell me what you like about your waifu. I have never seen them before
>>734084687
>do you even fucking cookie jar
>>734084583
We tend to play online.
>>734084746
Ive been vomiting a lot lately.
>>734084746
Lots of work done, now Im not tired
>>734084790
You're silly~
>>734084583
B-because it's a stupid idea!
I am not shut up i hate you!
I am not! You're the stupid one!
>dont look you pervert!
>>734084746
Yakumo is very gentle and kind she also loves animals. Her gentle nature is what makes me love her though. She is also very smart which is also nice.
>>734084790
The stupid chrons right?\
>>734084825
What kind of work? Just going to stay up?
>>734084900
So you like the sweet loving types then?
>>734084980
A/C, walmart, etc
Yup
>>734084980
Yeah I guess so. Her looks are also quite cute.
>>734084617
I meant later today dum dum~
>>734084790
I keep forgetting you can do that.
>>734084869
I dunno, it seems like the only way stop being upset...unless you have any ideas~
W-well i hate you too you sexy dummy!
I disagree!
> Fine i won't! Not even at those big beautiful breasts...
>>734084825
I know. Im the silly beeni after all.
>>734084980
Yeah. Kinda cheated though.
>>734085217
Oops! Idunno yet, I'm going to IKEA with my friend/boss later
>>734085223
You're still loveable~
>>734085042
Well for how long and doing what?
>>734085053
She does look cute but most anime grills are. What would you say is her one fault in your mind?
>>734085223
Cheated?
>>734085351
I suppose her one fault may be she is too quiet and should speak up more often thats about it though.
>>734085274
Also apparently Im Steve Irwin yet.
>>734085351
I took a drug that I needed to stop taking to help with the ankle and knee problems. Ot also helped with some of the vomiting.
>>734085274
Ahh, what kind of furniture you looking for?
>>734085459
She seems like a cute. What else do you like beside her?
>>734085467
Well its better you feel good right?
>>734085351
Long as I can remember
Might be going to sleep soon actually
>>734085467
No don't be that, you'll get rekt by a stingray
>>734085576
Just a desk for my mouse and keyboard
more songs like these pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQeW27q0EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvb4aQ49mFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK15L55CtGc
>>734085632
What do I like besides her? Well I like playing music and games sometimes. Not much.
>>734085634
Ah well I hope you sleep well.
>>734085730
Weeb songs?
>>734085747
What games? I play plenty of them myself
>>734085634
Ah nice, gonna be a lot more comfortable than your current setup.
I'm back I had nice shower
>>734085914
Hello again tomo
>>734085634
TWIN!
>>734086046
Hi im drunk now~
>>734086046
You always show up right when Im about to leave
>>734085914
Songs that could be interpreted to be about waifus
>>734086128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
>>734086128
Ask me when im not drunk so i may be able to actually think of something
>>734086074
Did you have whisky
>>734086091
Aw I know :( well at least it means there is always a Yuno in thread
>>734086321
Oh lots of whiskey~
>>734086321
Doing God's work anon, there should ALWAYS be a Yuno in the threads
>>734085634
I do respect the stungray.
>>734085632
It is.
Shower time and sleep
Night night thread
>>734086387
I dont know about that.....
>>734086409
God I hope I never get that stupid thing
>>734086257
>One of those guys had a Louise body pillow
reeeee
>>734086266
Will do
probably
>>734086386
Did you just have it neet or did you mix it with some thing this time
>>734086387
I will bring the world he glory in your absence
>>734086433
Night Night
Claiming Sonokawa
>>734086505
Would you want a Louise body pillow?
>>734086510
Straight im not a pussy
>>734086585
Yes, actually. I am going to get one custom printed so it's SFW on both sides when I live alone.
I'm pathetic, I know.
Alright heading to bed now. Have a good day/night everyone! Goodnight.
>>734086505
Haha no shit i never noticed that before lol.
Goodnight Louise.
>>734086662
>SFW body pillow
I am disappoint.
>>734086662
>I'm pathetic, I know.
>>734086461
If you dont already have it, you wont get it.
>>734086715
>Lewding your waifu
Goodnight, Hanako.
>>734086724
I mean you know I dont actually know how it works and all that. Im sorry rory
>>734086827
Dont be sorry. Asking is how you learn.
>>734086949
You and I know people get offended way easy better to be safe
>>734086585
haha good work that's a man I guessing it is jack. That said it dose mix with coca cola rely well
>>734087036
I never get offended by anything.
>>734087108
Its jack and I wouldnt know I think its pretty good by itself
>>734087228
Yeah but others do you know? I dont want to piss people off i am just a weak manlet you know?
>>734087241
You have to try it some time it is rely nice. Are you in the mood to try and hug everyone yet?
>>734087606
I love it and it is my favorite! Oh way past that point yuno~
>>734087661
I know it is your favourite but you haven't tried that much. If I ever fined myself over in CA I'm taking you out drinking and we are going to try all the things.
>Hugs
>>734087861
Well I'd rather do it in private and how sweet of you
>>734087861
>>734088015
We should totally all drink together
>>734088053
I'm down I do want snugs thiugh real bad
>>734088121
I'll be sure to give you both hugs, then!
>>734088182
Thank you Louise I would appreciate it
>>734088282
But you have to promise to smile
>>734088347
Smile? I would pass out
>>734088216
Poke the Rem?
>>734088403
...As long as you smiled before you did that
>>734088491
I'd cry before I'd smile haha
>>734088540
Why! no! Don't cry!! You should smile and be happy!
>>734088826
That's not how I works don't lie to yourself.
>>734088856
But what's the point of drinking with you and hugging you if you won't even be happy enough to smile?
>>734088965
Oh I would much prefer keeping that to myself and I would smile just wouldn't want to show it
>>734088015
I played D&D once and on every nat 20 you had to do a shot of Jack that was good fun
>>734088053
We will do it as soon as I get my ass over to america
>>734089037
Hmmmm, I'd have to keep an eye out for it then!
>>734089092
>D&D Drinking game
Oh god, I want this
>>734089092
Sounds like it but I am way wasted at this point. Ask me anything >>734089174
Best of luck
#1f1531
>>734089174
Yeh we did it on my birth day it was a great Idea my pc managed to kill a hydra at lv 4 cos they were to drunk to think they should run
>>734089209
OOOOW a drunk tomo ama
Why is the sky blue?
goodnight everyone
>>734089573
My 21st is coming up in ~2 weeks, hmmm
>>734089573
Stupid chemicals or something
>>734089691
If you are going to do it I recommend doing it in a one shot cos if you do it in a campaign you will man strange decisions witch will have log lasting repercussions..... like accidentally marrying a sheep
>>734089725
Are traps gay?
>>734089824
Pretty gay but can't blame you for fuckijt one
>>734089824
Last oneshot I did took ~5 hours. We played into the wee hours of the night. Many PC (I asked them to play as themselves, also) deaths. Most of them won't talk about it because it was so intense
>>734089937
I would so do that shit. Mainly because Id genre savvy the shit out of it :D
>NEVER FORGET YOUR 10 FOOT POLE OR QUARTERSTAFF
>>734089914
interesting interesting
What is love?
>>734089937
PC deaths! now you have to tell me the story
>>734090174
Something I can't understand
>>734090137
>>734090174
myehhh i want to sleeeeep
It was modern-day, not high-fantasy.
They were playing as themselves, with the caveat none of them had ever met before.
Both of you can ask me the story the next time either of you sees me, I wouldn't do it justice right now.
The last PC death involved one player's girlfriend manipulating him into killing her so he would survive
>>734089937
i wish i looked that cute when I slept
>>734090256
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being best how are my hugs?
>hugs
>>734090257
wow sound like a pretty harsh game!
Last time I ran a modern day game it was a zombie one and one of the CPs insisted on beating everything to death with branches while screaming a the top of her lungs "THE POWER OF EBOLA COMPELS YOU"
>>734090635
pretty...
>>734091699
Thank you :D
You have pretty eyes
>>734091767
but yuno-chan pretty everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJyBpG7wsZU&feature=youtu.be
>>734091943
Of cores you have pretty everything your hair is cut and your fave is sweet but you eyes are particularly stunning
liking dicks is gay
So we arent interested in fidget spinners anymore, or...
>>734092308
I wish I had her eyes in real life, I would be so happy. I heard people with yellow eyes can see in the dark.
>>734092311
Its only gay if you lick the balls
>>734092507
I saw some kids playing with them yesterday and I still kinda play with mines.
>>734092658
I have yet to figure the difference out between those spinners and my pen
>>734092658
Play with mines?
Idiot you are doing it wrong
>>734092658
can I lick yours :o
>>734092786
What do you mean? You just spin the spinner and stuff
>>734092803
I'm sorry for my bad grammar, I don't talk to a lot people.
>>734092867
Of course!
Waifu is fucking
>holds mic towards audience
>>734092998
Fuck yes
>>734092998
But its an attention taker.
Something to do when theres nothing to do.
Thats my pen fam
>>734092658
I think that is a bit of an urban legend but they are very pretty tho may be you could get coloured contacts
>>734093035
potato
>>734093035
ohhhh
>>734093115
>>734093140
...
>feedback
>>734093098
n-no i was only kidding, you have to buy me dinner first
>>734093114
But can your pen into rotation inertia, though?
>>734093115
I have to get my hands on yellow contacts and see for myself!
>>734093185
mexico!
>>734093255
???
>>734093302
MEXICO!
>>734093185
Happy
>>734093255
Mmmmm I will have a google to see any cute ones
>>734093554
>>734093593
If I had a picture to show just how confused I am I would post it.
>>734093593
What colour are your eyes?
>>734093693
Mexico will pay for the wall.
>>734093255
No, but it clicks. Can yours
>>734093769
How did you get to mexico from "waifu is fucking"?
>>734093693
Happy is not sad and that's why things spiral
>>734093769
Very dark brown when I was quit a bit younger they were almost black
>>734093255
How does fancy thai food
>>734093925
I just.
>>734093981
You just what?
>>734094099
JUST.
2 weeks course to learn how to drive a G-wagon
Gotta love the military
>>734093821
Yeah you can pull out the ball bearings and click them back into place!
Do you have a fidget spinner?
>>734093831
I'm just used to shouting "Mexico" in a crowd
>you aimed the mic at us
>>734093925
those sound mysterious~
Are your eyes sensitive to sunlight?
>>734093969
Don't you want to tickle my fansy?
>Black Rock Shooter
Claimed!
>>734094202
The correct answer is dead. Dead. Waifu is fucking dead. Way to ruin my concert.
>>734094202
That can wait, be patient smh
>>734094289
LOL why is she smelling her sweater?
>>734094300
How can we make it better?
>>734094303
i waited long enough, its time for rape
>>734094202
No, no I do not
I work as a cashier and theyre at all the registers.
Ive tried them and I just dont get it
>>734094151
Yes
>>734094202
A little but it is nothing to bad
>>734094289
ooow cute
>>734094392
I never asked for this