Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Maybe a little...
> W-whatever you stupid sexy dummy!
What happens in 362 days though?
Ill find a new lewd.
Ah yeah something to look forward to in life
So, what's Rory up to this time of night, er day?
Maybe a lot you mean~
>i am not stupid! You're stupid!
Night, and playing MWO / Cards Against Humanity.
Rum is good too.
You're right, maybe i should just go to bed then~ Maybe that'll make me feel better~
> Whatever, you are too...
Cool, been a while since i played CAH.
Whiskey is indeed nice, Salude
Hi, how are you?
Thanks, cute waifu you have.
It is fun.
Eu is a nice waifu. We had a Eu claimer who still occasionally comes back.
T-that's a stupid idea...
I am not! You're the stupid one!
That it is!
How are you tonight~
Oh, Yakumo is a good waifu.
Nice. Gonna do some grilling?
The first (and only) time i played was at a con, it was a big group of like 20 people.
Oh? And why do you say that~?
Yeah well so are you!
> even if you do have cute panties and sexy legs...
Restless, hows the drinking?
I grilled like 5 hours ago you silly twat
Indeed. I havent brought it back up yet.
Thank you I think so too.
I am 100% with most certainty it is
Why restless? Well im drunk so good
Brought it back up?
Tell me what you like about your waifu. I have never seen them before
>do you even fucking cookie jar
We tend to play online.
Ive been vomiting a lot lately.
Lots of work done, now Im not tired
B-because it's a stupid idea!
I am not shut up i hate you!
I am not! You're the stupid one!
>dont look you pervert!
Yakumo is very gentle and kind she also loves animals. Her gentle nature is what makes me love her though. She is also very smart which is also nice.
The stupid chrons right?\
What kind of work? Just going to stay up?
So you like the sweet loving types then?
Yeah I guess so. Her looks are also quite cute.
I meant later today dum dum~
I keep forgetting you can do that.
I dunno, it seems like the only way stop being upset...unless you have any ideas~
W-well i hate you too you sexy dummy!
> Fine i won't! Not even at those big beautiful breasts...
I know. Im the silly beeni after all.
Yeah. Kinda cheated though.
Oops! Idunno yet, I'm going to IKEA with my friend/boss later
You're still loveable~
Well for how long and doing what?
She does look cute but most anime grills are. What would you say is her one fault in your mind?
I suppose her one fault may be she is too quiet and should speak up more often thats about it though.
Also apparently Im Steve Irwin yet.
I took a drug that I needed to stop taking to help with the ankle and knee problems. Ot also helped with some of the vomiting.
Ahh, what kind of furniture you looking for?
She seems like a cute. What else do you like beside her?
Well its better you feel good right?
Long as I can remember
Might be going to sleep soon actually
No don't be that, you'll get rekt by a stingray
Just a desk for my mouse and keyboard
more songs like these pls
What do I like besides her? Well I like playing music and games sometimes. Not much.
What games? I play plenty of them myself
Ah nice, gonna be a lot more comfortable than your current setup.
I'm back I had nice shower
Hello again tomo
You always show up right when Im about to leave
Songs that could be interpreted to be about waifus
Ask me when im not drunk so i may be able to actually think of something
Did you have whisky
Aw I know :( well at least it means there is always a Yuno in thread
Doing God's work anon, there should ALWAYS be a Yuno in the threads
I do respect the stungray.
I dont know about that.....
God I hope I never get that stupid thing
>One of those guys had a Louise body pillow
Did you just have it neet or did you mix it with some thing this time
I will bring the world he glory in your absence
Would you want a Louise body pillow?
Straight im not a pussy
Yes, actually. I am going to get one custom printed so it's SFW on both sides when I live alone.
I'm pathetic, I know.
Alright heading to bed now. Have a good day/night everyone! Goodnight.
Haha no shit i never noticed that before lol.
>SFW body pillow
I am disappoint.
If you dont already have it, you wont get it.
>Lewding your waifu
I mean you know I dont actually know how it works and all that. Im sorry rory
Dont be sorry. Asking is how you learn.
You and I know people get offended way easy better to be safe
haha good work that's a man I guessing it is jack. That said it dose mix with coca cola rely well
Its jack and I wouldnt know I think its pretty good by itself
Yeah but others do you know? I dont want to piss people off i am just a weak manlet you know?
You have to try it some time it is rely nice. Are you in the mood to try and hug everyone yet?
I love it and it is my favorite! Oh way past that point yuno~
I know it is your favourite but you haven't tried that much. If I ever fined myself over in CA I'm taking you out drinking and we are going to try all the things.
Well I'd rather do it in private and how sweet of you
We should totally all drink together
I'm down I do want snugs thiugh real bad
I'll be sure to give you both hugs, then!
Thank you Louise I would appreciate it
But you have to promise to smile
...As long as you smiled before you did that
Why! no! Don't cry!! You should smile and be happy!
That's not how I works don't lie to yourself.
But what's the point of drinking with you and hugging you if you won't even be happy enough to smile?
Oh I would much prefer keeping that to myself and I would smile just wouldn't want to show it
I played D&D once and on every nat 20 you had to do a shot of Jack that was good fun
We will do it as soon as I get my ass over to america
Hmmmm, I'd have to keep an eye out for it then!
>D&D Drinking game
Oh god, I want this
Sounds like it but I am way wasted at this point. Ask me anything >>734089174
Best of luck
Yeh we did it on my birth day it was a great Idea my pc managed to kill a hydra at lv 4 cos they were to drunk to think they should run
OOOOW a drunk tomo ama
Why is the sky blue?
My 21st is coming up in ~2 weeks, hmmm
If you are going to do it I recommend doing it in a one shot cos if you do it in a campaign you will man strange decisions witch will have log lasting repercussions..... like accidentally marrying a sheep
Are traps gay?
Pretty gay but can't blame you for fuckijt one
Last oneshot I did took ~5 hours. We played into the wee hours of the night. Many PC (I asked them to play as themselves, also) deaths. Most of them won't talk about it because it was so intense
I would so do that shit. Mainly because Id genre savvy the shit out of it :D
>NEVER FORGET YOUR 10 FOOT POLE OR QUARTERSTAFF
What is love?
PC deaths! now you have to tell me the story
myehhh i want to sleeeeep
It was modern-day, not high-fantasy.
They were playing as themselves, with the caveat none of them had ever met before.
Both of you can ask me the story the next time either of you sees me, I wouldn't do it justice right now.
The last PC death involved one player's girlfriend manipulating him into killing her so he would survive
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being best how are my hugs?
wow sound like a pretty harsh game!
Last time I ran a modern day game it was a zombie one and one of the CPs insisted on beating everything to death with branches while screaming a the top of her lungs "THE POWER OF EBOLA COMPELS YOU"
Of cores you have pretty everything your hair is cut and your fave is sweet but you eyes are particularly stunning
liking dicks is gay
So we arent interested in fidget spinners anymore, or...
I wish I had her eyes in real life, I would be so happy. I heard people with yellow eyes can see in the dark.
Its only gay if you lick the balls
I saw some kids playing with them yesterday and I still kinda play with mines.
I have yet to figure the difference out between those spinners and my pen
can I lick yours :o
What do you mean? You just spin the spinner and stuff
I'm sorry for my bad grammar, I don't talk to a lot people.
But its an attention taker.
Something to do when theres nothing to do.
Thats my pen fam
I think that is a bit of an urban legend but they are very pretty tho may be you could get coloured contacts
n-no i was only kidding, you have to buy me dinner first
But can your pen into rotation inertia, though?
I have to get my hands on yellow contacts and see for myself!
Mmmmm I will have a google to see any cute ones
What colour are your eyes?
Mexico will pay for the wall.
Happy is not sad and that's why things spiral
Very dark brown when I was quit a bit younger they were almost black
How does fancy thai food
2 weeks course to learn how to drive a G-wagon
Gotta love the military
Yeah you can pull out the ball bearings and click them back into place!
Do you have a fidget spinner?
I'm just used to shouting "Mexico" in a crowd
>you aimed the mic at us
those sound mysterious~
Are your eyes sensitive to sunlight?
Don't you want to tickle my fansy?
That can wait, be patient smh
LOL why is she smelling her sweater?
How can we make it better?
i waited long enough, its time for rape
No, no I do not
I work as a cashier and theyre at all the registers.
Ive tried them and I just dont get it
A little but it is nothing to bad
I never asked for this