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How do i seduce a woman?

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How do i seduce a woman?
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>>734080723
Keep doing that.

Sploosh.

Jesus.
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>>734080723
Become attractive or get money
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>>734080723
power status money or roofies
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chloroform
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Go for the fuglies.
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why has nobody suggested rape?
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money is the best way

having a copious amount of strong substances is another way

showing confidence & and being able to make her laugh is easily the best way. doesn't matter if you're 2/10 ugly. she'll still succ ya toes or sumthin
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Rape????? you mean A Struggle Snuggle??
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>>734081164
>showing confidence & and being able to make her laugh is easily the best way. doesn't matter if you're 2/10 ugly.
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>>734080723
›seduce

Dick out at all times
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>>734081214
this made me smile
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You're making me wet already OP
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>>734081214

even fluffy gets laid my dude. patton oswalt gets pussy. u think those guys look like chad in the picture? i dont fucking think so
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>>734081365
Hey kike
His name is Gabriel Iglesias you sound like a normie Chad dad saying fluffy
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>>734080723
you don't seduce anyone they either think you're sexy enough to let themselves be taken along for the ride or you're not. The whole pick up artist thing does not work anymore women feel to full of with a false sense empowerment and worth.
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You have to put a dog collar around her neck quickly and proceed to force a plug into her anus. The feeling of finally being a male's property will domesticate her. Happiness on a female only comes after learning she's nothing without her male counterpart.
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>>734081365
kike
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What if woman rejects me?
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I'm desperate for replies guys! There's a 10/10 girl outside my parents house.
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It looks like she's waiting for bus HURRY!
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QUICK I THINK SHES ABOUT TOO LEAVE!
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Think like a woman. Feel like a woman. Do what a woman wants.

No one is past paying for a damn fine experience with sex.
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oK IM GOING OUT
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>>734080723

just tell here your Ferrari is red, your Lamborghini is yellow, your Bugatti is blacker than your Maserati and your only non-Italian car is a Mazda RX8 because you happen to love Wankel engines as well.
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She looked at me! She acknowledged me! I think it's working.
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>>734083529

now ask her if she prefers your 1800sqft condo or your freshly built villa
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The bus is here. I'm getting on.
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I'm sitting behind her
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