Secrets thread Share your secrets and confessions, /b/. The

>>734067715
sometimes i bump threads

Nothing out of the ordinary just your regular old...
1.rape fantasies( someday I know I will perform a real one)
2.drugs
3.teen girls
4. Anal play

>>734068790
> rape fantasies

There are some good communities out there where girls volunteer to be raped.

> teen girls

How young?

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mom fonger car friend

>>734068951
>fly away lesbian seagull

>>734068944
>How young?
generally, "teen" refers to the ages of thirteen through nineteen. now you know

>>734068944
I been looking at alot of 13-16 range

>>734069795
you like lower too?

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I am attracted to younger girls. I never acted on it. I wish there was a cure but I will have to accept that there is no cure.

>>734070068
Jesus is the cure. Repent and save your soul!

>>734070068
what ages?

>>734070117
I have prayed on this multiple times. I am losing my belief in the power of prayer.

>>734067715
I was involved in beating a man up so hard he died in hospital a few days after. We've never been caught.

>>734070188
Down to 10 but I like the 12 year old girls the best. I am nonexclusive but girls my age reject me.

>>734070218
Why did you two beat him up?

>>734069848
A few 11-12 have caught my fancy

>>734068944
>raped
>volunteer
explain this one for me?

When I was 8 I made friends with the retarded girl who lived in my trailer park. I was her only friend no one liked her but I felt bad for her and did enjoy her company. Things changed tho when we turned 12. I had discovered a long time ago I could get her to do anything I wanted if I threatened to not be freinds with her. That's all it ever took from 8 on up. Well at 12 I had been jacking it for a year and was dreaming of more. She also had proper boobs at that time c cups. I was real horny one day an decided to see how far I could take things. She let me feel her boobs. Touch her pussy and jerked me off that day. All it took was the same threat. I convinced her freinds did this when they got our age. I was her only friend she nothing to compare to or reason to think I would lie to her. Soon she just did what I asked. I almost never had to threaten to not be her friend. She was my first everything and I tried as much as my young brain could think of. From 12-19 she was an on demand source of sex for me, I would still fuck her when I had girlfriends because I had complete control over her it was intoxicating. After I left for a four year college I stopped having sex with her but guilt made me keep in contact with her. I'm freinds with her to this day and I tried apologizing to her once many years ago but she didn't understand what I was trying to apologize for. She didn't think I did anything wrong. She told me I have always been her best friend. And that she loved me. That hurt. and after awhile I realized she just wasn't going to understand. Every now and again we have sex. I'm married and my wife knows about our past although I told a slightly different story but she doesn't know we still have sex. I never initiate the sex but she will ask me if we can every now and then and I don't feel I have the right to tell her no.

i think i am in love with my boss and am so angry with myself for not making a move while she was single

>>734070370
>>734070307

would you like to taste that sweet 11yo pussy or sink into a tight 12yo hole?

>>734069848
starting early this thread?

>>734070460
I wish no harm and I do not wish to break the law.

i was raped by a guy i went out to party with. i was woozy and tipsy but i wasn't passed out and i remember everything. i was too scared to do anything about it. when he was done he left and we never talked again

>>734070416
women who have rape kinks get linked up with guys. Some basic arrangements are made. The guy maybe grabs her off the street, or she leaves her door unlocked, or they go on a date but it's agreed in advance that she'll try to stop him from going too far.

check out rape kink communities, and google Rape Bait Academy.

>>734070675
was it all bad? Do you think it's messed you up?

>>734067715
I was molested for two months in a swimming pool change room when I was in grade six.

>>734070460
Idk...she'd have to be really cute... I think it's the development and puberty that turns me on...fresh,young,clean... she can't be flat chested

>>734070430
How hot is she anon?

>>734070746
I actually enjoyed it

>>734070763
how did you spend 2 months in a changing room?

who was molesting you? you a guy I assume?

>>734067715
I have some sort of genital disease but I'm too much of a pussy to get it checked out.

>>734070696
Man, that sounds so fucking sketchy as a guy in this day and age.

>>734070746
yea it was all bad. i hated it, it's a bad experience, but it didn't mess me up psychologically like you hear all the time, but i am more careful with meeting new guys now.

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>>734067715
I just left my wife. I told her it was because we weren't right for each other but honestly I was just tired of having to care about someone else's bullshit all day.

She keeps asking me if we'll get back together later. I keep saying maybe, but I'm just stringing her along and keeping her happy until our business partnership ends. I plan on cashing out and leaving town.

>>734070811
She's not so bad actually. You'd think she was normal until you talked to her except for her external hearing aids. Her chest is ridiculously large now.

>>734070938
glad it didn't mess you up. Not every bad experience has to change your life.

Do you think he'd have stopped if you had screamed or whatever?

>>734070339
Not two, six.
A close friend of hours got raped.
Police couldn't find the guy.
Weeks later we been to a bar with her and by complete chance she saw and recognized him.


While 2 friends brought her home we six followed him to confront him, he didn't even deny it ,just laughed at us telling us there was no evidence anyways so we couldn't do shit. Last thing he said was 'greet her from me'.

Then the first fist flew and all hell broke lose. Punching him, stomping him.

We took his stuff to make it look like a robbery, he couldn't blame us without admittimg the rape anyways we thought.

Few days later newspaper reported that a man who got brutally beat up during a robbery died in hospital.
Since we had no official connection with him we have never been caught.

I like to fantasize about being raped

>>734070938
I often wonder what the difference is between people who roll with the bad shit that happens to them vs those who break down and can't deal with it.

Luckily nothing that bad has happened to me so I don't know how I'd deal with it.

>>734071075
yes, it was in my dorm so everyone would've heard. idk i just kept silent and waited for him to finish. i guess my point is i honestly don't know why i didn't stop him. it's not the whole cliche "i kinda liked it" thing cuz i really didn't.

>>734071001
Post a pic blur the face if you want

>>734071093
How does it feel to be a murderer? I mean, he was a piece of shit, sure. I doubt you intended to kill him though.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with warm, creamy dreamy logs of steamy shit squeezed fresh n hot from the ass of Andy Sixx.

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>>734070967
didnt u just post this exact shit on an incest thread?

>>734070430
Nice fucking copypasta anon

I tried to kill my "mother" choked her and slammed her head into the table repeatedly and ended up not getting charges because I was 15 and they sent me to the "help center"or "hospital"

>>734071333
Yeah, that was a misclick. Hit the wrong thread and replied without double checking.

>>734071121
man or woman?

who do you imagine doing it?

>>734070430
It sounds to me almost like your roles have reversed.

Ive been hooking up with my dads coworker/close friend for the past 2 months and everytime we get closer and closer to getting caught by my dad or his wife...

>>734071185
to be perfectly honest i think some girls take advantage of the situation in a way. idk, it sucks, but you can just move on. i think some girls milk the idea of being a victim. of course i'd never say that to someone because maybe it's all real but it seems a lil convenient sometimes.

I have a real bitch coworker at a mcjob.

I don't know where I got the idea but I just decided to start putting my cum in her coffee because she would have one every morning before we opened. I would usually do it 1-3 times a week and I did it for a year. She would always drink it and never notice and would even get refills with the cup, it was pretty fun and hot at the same time.

After about a year of doing this I held off for a month to get the biggest load of my life going. It was a huge and thick was an insane amount of cum, looking back it was pretty stupid to go through with it but I did it anyway. There was so much it just floated to the top of the coffee and I was losing my shit, I started shaking and thought I was done. But luck was on my side, I heard her tell our other coworker the creamer was bad and she just threw it away. After that I stopped but it was a glorious year of watching her drink my cum 2-3 times a week.

>>734071316
It's not cheating if you're only eating.

>>734067715
i learned calculus through masturbation. i used to (middle school era imagination fapping) think of girls in groups of (n) moving through them thinking about fucking different body parts in groups of (n-1) or (n+1) or (n+n) and for some reason i studied those patterns so intensely it eventually made me love math...via perversion...

>>734070967
haha when I was locked up the nigger next to me was reading this book, I checked it out and it was pretty cool but man was he one absolute hell of a nigger. funny guy though.

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>>734070430
>I could get her to do anything I wanted if I threatened to not be freinds with her
poor girl, imagine her sense of loneliness, her fear of abandonment

>>734071216
> it's not the whole cliche "i kinda liked it" thing cuz i really didn't.

These threads are often full of two things:

- guys who say they molested women who were asleep and the women "didn't wake up"
- women who were molested while a guy thought they were asleep but they were too scared to react.

Seems pretty common.

Wil je me dood hebben?

Me and my girlfriend found a kitten in our yard that was really sick.
We got it to eat and was fine this morning. We come home and it was unresponsive and limp. Still breathing though.
I thought maybe some benadryl would help and knew it's OK for kittens. Am hour later the kitten died.
I feel as though it's my fault, like the medicine was what finally did it.
I my girl cried so hard over that kitten.

I once brought a gun to school in 8th grade. Came SO CLOSE to doing it and pussied out at the last moment. Kept the gun in my bag and went home.

Seriously, I was so close to actually doing it and decided not to.

>>734071346
y tho

>>734071456
I pretty much think the same thing. People talk about being "strong", I feel like that's in many ways a choice. You have to actively work on moving on from trauma. Pick up new hobbies, meet new people, confront your fears. Go into a mode of self improvement. It is basically what I would do after a breakup.

At the same time some people do get properly fucked in the head from trauma.

i'm so lonely

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You know the good ol' "been fapping to my sister for the past 6 years" or so. Sniffed her panties once and never went back. Sadly moved out recently but might have chance to move in with her. Also have her nudes I stole off her laptop. Get's my dick rock solid.

>>734071437
Girl. I got some kinda weird psychological sex shit going on and the only time I can get off with a guy is if I fantasize about him raping me

>>734070696
Plot twist
You are the one getting raped

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>>734067715
I once got a guy fired because I was stealing from my job and they were close to catching me. I threw away some movies he'd mentioned really liking, so they just assumed he was the thief and fired him.

I also got a guy fired from a job because he was blocking my advancement up the ladder. Every time I needed to know something new he'd just say, "Let me do it" instead of training me. He was a piece of shit so I just snitched a few times and he was gone and I got promoted.

If anyone has any gay secrets please share

>>734070932
if you don't, your penis may fall off

>>734071649
maybe you helped gave it a quick painless ending instead of a long painful death?

>>734071478
smiled when you said 1-3 times a week, lost my shit when you purposefully saved up a monster load

>>734070917
Not two months straight but twice a week for two months because I was enrolled in swimming lessons. It was a male stranger that I never met before and I'm actually a female.

My boyfriend jacks off to this one celebrity and openly looks T pics of her in magazines and stuff in front of me. I don't know why but I've become obsessively jealous of this woman that he's never even going to meet. I loathe her. In front of him I'm cool about it because it's not like hes cheating on me but I'm secretly obsessing over it. I don't know why but my brain has become completely fixed on it. It doesn't help that she's in pretty much every celeb thread with a bunch of people praising her and her looks. I don't even think she's attractive. I'm so irrationally jealous. I'm not an irrational or obsessive person, I don't know why this gets to me so badly.

>>734071770
I had sex with my brother almost every day for 3 years until we realized what we were doing.

I also got fucked by my best friend in high school. He vomited.

>>734071731
it's the single most common kink for women, so it's not THAT messed up.

Any other kinks in there?

>>734071833
Who is she? I want to get in on the fun too.

>>734071829
what did he do to you? Did you like it or hate it or not really care?

>>734071833
cause hes getting satisfaction over another woman's body? Try Rubbing one to a pic of a guy in front of him to see how he reacts

>>734070663
there's no harm as long as it's consensual, ive fucked a couple 12yos, they are good to go. and laws are nothing more than subjective guidelines to give the illusion of a moral society.

>>734071441
Except she's not using me with bad intentions like I was her.

>>734071693
i guess i'm not the only one with that suspicion then

>>734071556
i figured as much by reading this thread, i'm not on /b/ a lot i'm mostly on other boards :x

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>>734071498

>>734071829
how did it happened?

>>734071636
nee

>>734071478
that's hot

>>734070801
Different anon than the one who asked, but same.

>>734071792
Maybe, but when we first found it, the he eye was really fucked up but just looked like a regular animal sinus infection. She wanted to take it to a vet, I said it'll be fine.
Now it's dead and feel like it's my fault that we didn't do anything.

i'm preparing a huuuuuge thing here on my country, gonna kill a fag that think's he cannot be touched

>>734067715
came in my cousin's mouth.

She swallowed without question. Got mad when she didn't like the taste lol

>>734071478
Continuing with this shitty coworker.

A while ago I overheard her talking to another coworker that she was texting some guy, she's married. So I put a plan in motion to reveal it to her husband.

So I got her number from work and texted her pretending to be a friend of her husbands and I was able to talk to him and let the husband know to check her phone first and he found the contact but no texts.

Then I made a facebook pretending to be the cheating coworker and started chatting with a coworker of ours that knew all her secrets and led the conversation on to make her reveal that she was talking to another guy and was actually planning on cheating on her husband.

Then I took screenshots of the conversations and sent them to all her family friends and coworkers.

The next day she was pissed at our coworker tha unknowingly revealed all the secrets and everyone at work knew she was cheating. She was one of those chicks who said she would never cheat by the way because 2 of our other coworkers did cheat and everyone knew.

Regardless the husband left her and their kid and she lost the house because it was in her name and he paid it and moved back in with her parents who know she cheated. And as far as I know the guy she wanted to cheat with never got with her in the end.

Almost half of my shelve is made out of stolen books.

>>734072053
Eh "bad", you were a horny kid. It seems like nothing really bad has come of it. Though I'd definitely be careful about letting that shit catch up to you now.

I get it though, there have been some women I've hooked up with (no retards) who I wasn't particularly attracted to, just attractive enough. In my experience they have been cock mongers and it is the best.

With one I'd go over to her place, we'd talk for a few minutes, watch It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, she'd blow me, give me an orgasm that would make my entire body go numb; I'd leave and she would thank me for coming over. She has a kid now, but god what I'd give to have that situation still.

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Girls i think sre cute

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>>734072592

I love sucking older men cocks.
I've been gangbanged a few times.
Gave a blowjob to my sister's boyfriend.
Made a priest cum in my face.
Most guys say I have wider hips than their GFs/wives.
I love exhibition and cruising

I cum in my roommates shampoo almost daily. The bottle is almost too only a quarter of the way full so I know every load I leave in it is turning to more cum than shampoo. I figured she would buy new stuff soon because it is becoming thinner from all the cum but she hasn't yet. I've left behind at least 25 to 30 loads in this bottle. It's extremely hot knowing she's bathing in my cum every day.

I killed a man, and I'm still on the run.

>>734067715
I... I cracked open a cold one with the boys...

>>734072388
Gee aren't you a douche

>>734071665
Are you glad you didn't or do you regret it?

>>734072672
you a guy or girl?

>>734072006
I know. It's totally irrational and I don't expect him to only derive pleasure from me. For some reason, though, the fact that she turns him on so much totally bothers me. I guess it's the fact that he keeps coming back to that one celebrity. It's different than just watching random chicks in porn, more intimate? I don't really know how to put it. He's committed to her in a weird way by always going back

>>734072672
>Made a priest cum in my face.
Guy.

>>734072789
Yeah I know. She's a real bitch though so it's okay.

99% of what i post in these threads is made up, mostly to trigger easily madd newfags

>>734072549
Even as kid it was t acceptable but I continued as an adult. And while in committed relationships (one way) there's no excuse for what I did, I guess I should just be glad I didn't destroy her life. It's a weird feeling now when we have sex I feel like I shouldn't be doing it except she asked and feel real guilty when I cum. Especially when since she gets really into it now. Makes me feel worse.

>>734071947
You're getting in on the fun already by knowing my troubles! Are you not entertained?

:^)

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>>734067715
I was banging a girl who told me she was 19 (who looked 23) and loved older men. After about a month, I get a call from her mother who told me she was only 15. I'm 48. Had no idea. Mom wasn't mad. Scared the shit out of me. Now I stay above 21 and ask for ID. :) (pic related)

>>734071922
I like to be forced to feel a lot of pleasure, like bondage combined with forced orgasms/rough sex, being forced to hold my pee(it's a strangely pleasurable feeling like being on the edge of orgasm) weird stuff like that, it's just hard to do because the only people I ever have trusted with it have been long distance so I've only had it a few times, I don't have the balls/means to do it myself, and I'm super anxious around people in person especially when it comes to talking about kinks

>>734072951
somewhat, but knowing who it is would let me really taunt you and needle in on your inferiority complex

>>734071307
>>734071093
>How does it feel to be a murderer?

He's not a murderer. Some people need killin'. That was justice.

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>>734072592

>>734073001
> like bondage combined with forced orgasms/rough sex, being forced to hold my pee(it's a strangely pleasurable feeling like being on the edge of orgasm) weird stuff like that
>the only people I ever have trusted with it have been long distance
does your name start with K?

if so hey, forcing you to beg to be allowed to pee was hot as fuck lets do it again sometime

when we were like 7 my two girl cousins and my younger brother (all the same age within a couple of years) would play familys, i would get into bed under the covers with my older cousin and we would rub against eachother pretending to be married.

>>734072665
do you have the un-horribly cropped ones?

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Last one

>>734073057
I think most people are basically okay with that kind of thing, but the government has a monopoly on violent retribution. People taking it into their own hands will not be overlooked.

>>734071478
>I heard her tell our other coworker the creamer was bad

she knew, and was putting you down

>>734073023
Haha. I got you. I wouldn't call it an inferiority complex. I guess it's more of a frustration, and definitely a weird, jealous obsession.

>>734073228
I had to crap out most of background...i get paranoid

>>734071967
He would shower with me naked and touch me inappropriately. Eventually he forced me to touch him back as well and do oral with him. It escalated to sex soon after with full penetration and anal. After that he just forced himself and did whatever he felt like doing that day.

I hated it. I was scared. I didn't understand what was going on at the time but I knew I hated it. I was also an immigrant at that age and I didn't really knew how to speak english so he used that against me as well. He basically violated me and took advantage of me so of course I hated it.

>>734072114
My mom signed me up for swimming lessons and being that I lived only a block away from the centre, I went by myself. The pool had these four private family change that I would normally use since they were nicer. I went into one that I thought was empty after the lesson. I took a shower and he must have been hiding behind the toilet stall because he suddenly appeared in the shower with me. I was scared and he acted all nice at first, apologizing that he didn't know I was here. I was going to just leave but he grabbed me and insisted I finish showering. He said he would leave but he was still in the change room. After a while he came back naked as well this time. He recommended we just shower together so it would be faster. I said no but he was adamant about it. You can probably guess what happened next.

>>734072175
fuck off josh

>>734071833
who is she? i wanna know if this dude got shit taste

I take almost daily creeps of girls at my school

im not homosexual but last night i had a dream that ended up in a situation where i had to distract two guards for a period of time, so i went into a bedroom where one was fucking a girl and the other one was on his own and wanted to suck eachothers cocks.. when he said who goes first i volunteered, he even suggested if its my first time with a guy he should go first but i said i would do it anyway

>>734073382
that sucks. Do you think it's affected you today in life?

>>734067715

So Im 21 and Im still virgin. Im not a pleb at all in non sexual issues. I am a respetable entity in my college. That much i often just sit and talk in class like Im talking with friebds or whatever. And Im always saying insigthful thibgs and stuff. But when i get to be with someone who i like i just cant do anything but talk about myself and my allucinations i get from my relationship with someone. So i cant really get to get laid with someone bc im like a total pleb child in sexual things. Its really depressing bc everyone tells me how charming I am when i talk to people. The problem is when I realize Im talking to a person. Im beta as fuck in individual relationships. Thats why im sad af

>>734073294
That's cool if she drank it for a year without saying anything before.

>>734073508
whoa, inflated ego much?

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So I'm travel Europe and I've done some not so good things.
>last night I started putting LSD in peoples drinks without their knowledge.
That one might come back to bite me.
Yesterday,
>I found some panties of one girls in my hostel just laying on her bed.
>I proceeded to masturbate while smelling then came all over them.
Also, I've been creeping on some girl from my last hostel, she was so cute
Pic related

I don't want to say more but it feels good to get some things off my chest.

>>734072814
Glad I didn't. I couldn't survive in jail. Also I was just a massive edgelord in high school.

>>734073382
Is the boner I have over this story acceptable right now y/n

>>734072856
I mean, im not saying its irrational.What youre saying makes complete sense. Im saying do it to him to see how he reacts to such a commitment to another persons body

>>734071852
stories

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>>734073600

When I was younger and more flexible I used to suck my own dick.

>>734073445
Depends on what you consider to be shit taste

>>734073732
Hey man thats a good one

>>734068790
And im a panty Thief... I remember taking my first pair probably around 10 years old from a girl cross the street

>>734073213
you're fucking stupid- everyone knows you don't have sex after marriage!

>>734073191
I mean it does but I have literally no idea who you could be, msg K and if it's me we can do it again sometime haha

>>734073784
well shit, this would be easier if you just told me.

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I want to rape my sister. Pic is her.

I let my nieces(10 & 8yo) shower with me earlier today, have done it quite a few times before also. Didnt molester them or anything. Still not something id post on fb or tell friends/coworkers about.

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>>734074035
Her body is perfect. I need to fuck her.

>>734070207
There is no god that can pierce your cocoon of lust.

>>734073965
Lmao Alexandra Daddario

>>734074035
Id rape your sister too, I cant blame you, but with those muscles she'd probably crush your spine

I want to beat the shot out of the douchbag dating my crush that treats her like shit.

>>734073496
I believe so. I have trust issues with my partners especially when it comes to sex. I can't open to them and I feel like when I do it makes my vulnerable. I'm also afraid of going into public change rooms alone now. I always ask a friend to come with me.

>>734073695
No but I can't stop you.

>>734072684
good job buddy

>>734071093
I thank you sir, standing up for whats right good on you

>>734074124
shit taste. fuckin' amazonian. he's definitely a closeted homosexual.

>>734073950
if you're who I'm thinking of, you kind of had a fresh start years ago and cut off/changed most of your accounts. I'm pretty sure all the contact options I have are dead.

even if it isn't you, thats a great kink and deprivation is just as fun in person as online. Definitely be careful picking who you tell about those kinks but if you think they might be up for it, tell them. its worth it.

Every time I see guys get half naked at my gym's locker room and take pictures of their muscles with all their friends, and I front of the mirror that reads "do not take pictures"I think about how gay they are and imagine smashing their heads into the the mirror.

>>734074124
her face makes me uncomfortable, i feel like shes a vampire trying to suck my soul out through my eyes. that horrible pale skin and those creepy eyes ughhh

>>734071093
Did you tell the girl who was raped that you guys beat the shit out of him?

I took a shit on my schools hallway, no one suspected me

>>734074160
did he ever make you swallow his cum or cum inside you?

>>734071093
You killed a guy just because a girl said he raped her. Don't you know gitls lie about that shit all the time. Why didn't she go to the police and get a rape kit done. Bam their's your evidence. Even if he did that's no rrason to kill him.

>>734073705
Ohh, I gotcha. It's ironic too because he's super territorial over me and doesn't like any other guys flirting with me or looking at me and all that jazz. He'd hate to think I could be attracted to anybody else, especially considering he gets mad when somebody is attracted to me and I'm not even into them

>>734073312
some self image issues, but mostly that feeling that you're not good enough for someone and somebody is stepping in to your territory.

It's natural, usually you'd just be able to have a bitchfight with her in person but it's a celebrity so your mind doesn't know what to do and doesn't get any closure. if it gets bad enough you might want to look at therapy or coping mechanisms.

now I've helped, tell us the celebrity. is it vin diesel?

I cum into my sister's moisturiser she rubs into her body and face after a bath/shower

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I cum in my roommate's bong every day after she leaves for work, she doesn't change the water much

>>734071456
But then again if you logically think about it someones trust has been destroyed in the most personal way ever

>>734074413
your roommate looks and is a mongoloid troglodyte

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>>734074306
did you even read the post?

>>734071649
Yeah you killed it

>>734074203
>>734074241
You guys are legitimately making me laugh. I agree lmao. People freaking idolize her on here in celeb threads and stuff and I'm sure when I'm not around my bf does too. It's so silly that I get hung up on it. Thanks for the laugh

>>734074124
>>734074203
wait. fuck. i'm retarded for some reason i thought you said rosario dawson
eh, shes p cute, i guess. incredibly average and has a dogshite smile.

I want to kill myself just when I tell myself I am going to do it i cant

>>734074413
"what's wrong with me doctor?"

"... I don't know anyone else who has ever had these symptoms but- I think you have cum lung."

"is it treated with marijuana?"

>>734074359
Exactly as suspected,
Have you talked to him about it?

>at home with wifey
>MIL and 2 of my wife's sisters stop by
>sisters are sharing a soda from wendy's
>wife goes out back with family, girls leave cup inside
>pull out my cock, start jerking furiously
>came in 5-6 strokes, dump load in cup
>stir and place lid back
>15 minutes later the sluts are sharing my cum while me, my wife, and their mom watch
>DAIMONDS
>fuck wife right after they leave
>can only think of her baby sisters guzzling cum

>>734073312
>>734074124
if only it were vin diesel hehe

>>734074498
Glad that you feel better, nothing bad will come of it I assure you, everyone has a celeb crush even if its a demon like that

>>734074560
kek

>>734074300
Yes he did for both of them. Near towards the end, he sometimes became abusive when I refused to swallow. I hated the taste but the slimy texture the most so swallowing it was always the the worst.

>>734074518
Ahaha. Yeah, she is cute. And I'm sure she's a cool person, I just freaking despise her because of this weird thing I have going on in my head

When I was 15 a classmate befrieneded my and was from a very rich family in the Phillippines.

He fucked me in the ass and came in me, and I sucked his cock. I wasn't gay and didn't like it, but continue this relationship for about 3 years. He wanted to take me to the Phillipines and whore me out to his friends. I declined.

>>734073573
Mm maybe. But i really think theres reasons for it. Maybe i have my ego inflated but idk. Im not a dick. I just feel people connect with me a lot. They say it to me. And i can feel it too. I was trying to do a kind of background.

>>734074299
Was this in fucking Kingsville?

>>734074378
Tagged the wrong comment.. whoops. it's Alexandra daddario

>>734074124
>Alexandra Daddario
looked her up

nope

I lost my virginity w my cousin, and I killed a cat w a baseball bat

>>734074533
me too anon. hung myself in my washroom once. passed out, woke up on floor punch drunk and covered in blood. don't know what happened, but i wasn't being hung anymore. must have fell face first into my tub. cracked my noggin pretty good, glad i didn't land teeth first though.

probably should have ended up retarded or something. it's not worth it man.

>>734074858
whatever it is I still feel for you, being shy and awkward around people youre attracted to sucks

I'm hypersexual as hell and I have lots of weird kinks from when I was assaulted as a kid and I get super horny over just about anything but one memorable thing is when my uncle caught me jacking off to beastiality when I was 7

>>734074591
I mean, yeah, but it's really not a thing to talk about, especially because everyone has their celeb crush. I don't know why I'm hung up about it.

>>734074890
you probably know more about this than me with your research, has she ever been on meth or is that just how her face looks?

>>734074946
same, but vice versa.

>>734067715
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>>734074988
you were finding beast port when you were 7 and jerking off already? What did your uncle do or say?

Who assaulted you as a kid and how old were you?

And what other weird kinks?

>>734074987
It is. Im kinda evaluating the posibility of just pay a prostitute to fuck once for all. The truth is ive never even touched someones tits so maybe that would do the job u know?

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I was a car that my mom's friend fingered in 8 years old

>>734075023
You lost your virginity with your cat and killed your cousin with a baseball bat?

>>734072358
What is it, who, and why?

My best friend's mom was my first female lay. She bought me beer one time and we got drunk and she lay me down on the bed and grabbed my cock and started kissing me. I was startled but I went with it anyway. I fingered her pussy a bit, and then she took me to her her bed and fucked me for awhile until I came, and she told me to cum in her so I did. I was 19 she was 43.

We fucked like rabbits for a longtime and I also had a huge crush on her daughter and used to eat the crotch of the girl's panties after she fucked her bf. She left her cummy panties on the floor of the bathroom and so I couldn't resist that.

>>734071852
very nice

>>734075014
Everyone has a celeb crush, but thats no excuse to literally drop respect and jerk it in front of you to a picture of her. Stop blaming yourself, if ur jealous about it then be jealous thats normal. But if he treats ur jealousy like that, then why the fuck are you with him

>>734070801
psychiatrists wouldn't consider you a pedophile but the legal system would

>>734074805
i had something similar in highschool with some british emo boy in a band

>>734075131
Just go to a strip club that allows touching and touch the tits, not worth the time and money to hire some drug addicted disease riddle used piece of sand paper that is a prostitute. at the very least do a hookup on tinder or something. after all i assume you really dont want AIDs

>>734075017
That made me laugh, anon :,)

>>734075023
fucking kek'd
quality post anon.

>>734072951
Not as much as I could be. Is it Sophie Turner?

Don't. Not getting away with it is a given. But the real down side is getting away with it and then getting a hunger for it. It's like a new type of high. I'm giving you the heroin talk here. Listen! You don't want this high!

>>734075245
I see your point. I guess him and I are pretty open about that kind of thing but it's different because I'm so dedicated to him. It's hard for me to find another male attractive because I'm so set on my boyfriend, but I guess he's wired differently

>>734075408
Nope, but Sophie Turner is very attractive!

>>734075328
thats a serious question though
also: post pic of you for comparison purposes

>>734075320
Maybe the strip club is the way to go. Im impuslive tho. And really virgin. Once i paid like 5 bucks to a shitry tranny to syck my dick in a field at 2 am and i just couldnt even kiss him. It was really awkward and i felt so fuckin bad for it

>>734070438
Anon, you did the right thing.

>>734075592
yeah, strip clubs that let you touch are the way to go, dont do prostitutes for the love of god

>>734074823
>very rich family in the phillipines
he probably had a $4000 mud hut. being rich in the phillipines is like bragging about having the most aids in africa.

Oh damn, she's in a band now, and still really hot. I am honored to have tasted her pussy juice.

>>734071093
Normally I'd give you the whole "murder is bad" spiel
But nah, that was justified.

>>734075546
>>734075546
I'm not going to for the sole reason that my boyfriend browses /b/ as well, but I think I can objectively say that I'm more physically attractive than daddario is. (Not to say that she isn't attractive)

>>734075088
I started when I was 3 or 4 and that was the reason I was assaulted- a guy in my class made me suck him off when I was 5 from blackmail- I was touching myself in class and he saw and threatened to tell the teach. He did it for the rest of the time that we were in the same class during nap time.
I'm 16 now
I make my bf piss on me and I call him dad and we do incest rp a lot cause my dad also molested me and abused me, also have an impregnating kink

>>734067715
I once molested a 6th grade for 2 months in a swimming pool changing room. Kept coming back, seemed to like it.

>>734075787
im sure he'll piece it together anyway if he sees this, not many guys jerk it to that specific celeb in front of their girl lmao

>>734075875
fucking kek

>>734075495
It's good that your open, and maybe even blunt with eachother. but it's no excuse to treat you less than how he would want to be treated. Relationships are two way, if he dont do his part, i say drop him. He's clearly inconsiderate. But I wont tell you how to live your life. Only you can do that. therfore do whatever you must to make sure youre happy in the end, even when its hard. God speed to you, Anon.

>>734075787
>I can objectively say that I'm more physically attractive than daddario is.
all your other posts are about how you cannot be objective about this and are being completely unreasonable

I'm an airline pilot and I used to fly with this hot chick as a co-pilot, we fucked in the flight deck one time all the way from Dallas to Kansas City. She even stood up and looked out the peep hole of the door as I fucked her up the ass. The autopilot did a great job that day!!!

>>734075875
No muslim refugees allowed on this thread!

I like your level of honesty

>>734075913
Very true. He hasn't gone as far as jerking off in front of me over her but we've discussed that he does, and he looks at pics of her and stuff in front of me all the time and does other things that are just odd to do in front of me

>>734075875
>>734070763
Related maybe?

>>734076019
Yeah, hes oddly specific so im sure hed know anyway. but if you dont want to show a pic of yourself thats fine

>>734075966
Touché. I take back my comment about my appearance

my girlfriend passed out at my house party, ended up fucking her best friend

>>734075834
are you bi then, if you have a both bf and an impregnating kink?

What did your dad do to you?

>>734067715
not really planning on cheating on my current gf but am currently talking to my ex and she suggested we hang out this week

>>734075943
I appreciate this a lot, thank you kind anon :)

I beat my meat to alexandra daddario in front of my gf because I love pissing her bimbo ass off

>>734076130
I am bi but I'm a girl as well sooo
He touched my butt constantly wherever I'm over there

>>734075969
Did you call her the cockpit?

>>734076202
My bimbo ass is offended

>>734076283
Whoa, you should kill yourself. It's the only solution.

When I was 14 I molested my 6 year old step sister.

I don't seed torrents

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>>734067715
I have this rope in the back of my moms car just incase I want to hang myself, on this particular day I was feeling shitier than usual it was around valentines day,at school I remember seeing all these people with a gf/bf, groups of friends laughing,valintines day posters etc etc. I sat wondering where I had gone wrong and why my life was shit. I ended up skipping class and falling asleep in the bathtoom. I woke up about 30 mins after school ended. I missed my bus so I walked 4.4 miles home through snow and water, when I got home I went staright for the car, i grabbed the rope tied a noose and waited for nightfall. fast forward a few hours all my siblings are asleep and my mom is at work. I grabbed the rope and went to the basment. I tied the rope to an exposed pipe stood on a chair and jumped. The rope broke and there was a loud thud, i was lightheaded. I got up and went to sleep leaving the rope, the otherday my mom asked why there was a rope hanging from a pipe in the basement I said "I don't know" then went to my room to cry.

>>734076442
how so?

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>>734076482
You're the worst person on this board.

>>734076261
oh ok. I guess cos you said 'jerking off' I assumed guy.

would you fuck your dad for real? He sounds like he'd be up for it.

When did you first have an orgasm?

>>734076146
Don't be a faggot and hide that from your wife. Hell, bring your wife, because threesomes are not cheating.

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>>734076771

My friends and I were dicking around a couple of years ago, back when Filthy Frank was the pinnacle of comedy to us. Friend says "ey b0ss". I say "Nyeeass!". He says "can I habe da pussi pls?". I say "ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo". He shrinks away. I turn around and see the only Japanese girl in the entire school behind me.

I'm dying to shit.

>>734076630
>>734076630
That is better than just keep it to your head and just let your heart burn your soul. Maybe the ritual can actually save yourself for later times. Idk one time i did the same thing with a scarf until my lips were blue and it just fell of. Since then i stoped wanting to kill myseñf that much. Now i feel like shit mostly and abuse sustances but no more hangin myself stuff

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>>734067715
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>734076852
I don't know if I would tbh I don't have sexual feelings towards him just a father figure in general ig?
I'm not sure- maybe around when I was 7? I do think the beastiality got me offf tho lol

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I stopped lying to myself

>>734076759
Nothing really extreme, I just was touching her bare butt and chest alot

>>734077123
Lol do you still like beast stuff? Ever done anything with an animal?

In a full blown relationship with my cousin for almost 5 years. No one knows.

We live together and fuck regularly.

>>734077198
Oh and also quite a bit of lip lick as well

>>734077347
Lip lock

>new girl in friend group
>friend (we'll call him D) and i both want to sleep with her
>months go by of him hitting on her and striking out
>i play uninterested, a little sympathetic when she has a problem
>i get involved with a girl, just kinda making out every once in a while
>doesn't seem to be going anywhere but i really like this girl
>party one night
>nearly blackout drunk, having a cigarette on the front step
>she steps outside and sits with me
>talking for a bit she admits she likes me
>immediately jumps me kissing me
>after a few minutes of "no, i'm seeing ______"
>she does not give up and my balls are already blue enough from the other girl not letting me get further than feeling her tits
>she's following me around trying to hold my hand for the rest of the night
>browning out at this point
>go to pass out in a bedroom, she follows
>end up fucking
>pass out mid fuck
>woken up by girl crying
>"what? what happened?" "you called me "D!"
>before passing out i was really stoked on telling my friend that i fucked her and he didn't
>girl thinks i'm gay with D
>dated me for a year anyway

D is still my bro, kinda wanted to tell him this story because it's fucking hilarious but i don't wanna seem like a fag.

also told the first girl i was involved with first thing i could. i really hurt her. fucking sucks, man. she's my white whale. traded moby dick for nemo.

>>734077038
If you have to use a bunch of youtube links to prove a point then your point is fucking stupid. Now call me a shill or disinfo.

>>734077217
I jack off to beast sometimes, usually hentai nowadays
Came close a few times but I got too embarrassed or something and once my mom caught me when I was omw and I never tried anything again

>>734077304
like immediate cousin or other side of the family ?

>>734077304
that's.... probably fine? Unless you're in one of the like 2 countries or 10 US states where it's illegal, who cares?

>>734077419
First cousin.

>>734077393
what sort of hentai gets you going?
easy to have a dog lick you, you just open your legs.

>>734067715
Me and my girlfriend are nudists and recently we've been trying to live a more hedonistic lifestyle.

>>734076630
had something similar happen. you're not alone my dude. keep your chin up, just not in that way.
>>734074976

>>734077548
I don't want to anymore tbh it makes me feel wrong
Anything extreme tbh I generally love anything with a plot as well but the more extreme the kink the more I like it. Stuff like Asanagi and Euphoria is good shit, shindol too

>>734077378
U realize u are thinking in dick by calling him D, right?

>>734076971
i miss when frank was in his prime. me and my friends would do this too.

what does that jap thing he says mean anyway?

>>734077667
that's why i did it. his name doesn't even start with D, mine does.

>>734077198
I see. I have 3 younger sisters. when they were too young to bathe/shower alone I had to help them countless times. it wasnt sexual at all but it was kinda fun.

>>734077703
Frank is great me n my bf do that shit too

Ochinchin means little boy dick and daisuki is love so probably him loving little boy dick or smth

My New Years revelation is to suck at least 50 cocks this year.

I sucked my 8th one on Saturday.

Now that it's warm out at night I'm going to start sucking a lot more though since there are parks I can go to where guys hang out looking to get their dicks sucked.

I'm a guy by the way, but I"m not gay. I just love sucking cock.

I once pooped in my teacher's purse at school. I masturbated on it right after. Bitch never found out who it was.

>>734074160
how old were you when this happened? what did he do with you the first time?

>>734072358

you sound hardcore

>>734077829
Yeah mine was completely sexual. I mean she was clothed when I did this stuff.

>>734077758
Thats interesting. Have you thought about that maybe u feel like the bounderies between him and u are blurry as fuck and u just cant imagine without his entity? I went through that from like 5 yo to like 17 yo with 2 different friends. I kind of did kinky stuff with one of them. Im a male btw.

>>734067715

Married. I work at a bar part time. I fuck the bartender and a couple other girls that go there. I get a lot more offers than that that I simply have to pass on because my wife might get suspicious.

>>734078019
why didnt u take her clothes off?

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>>734077383
>shill
degenerate commie shills? here? no way!

>>734073057

they did it based on the word of a drunken slut so hopefully he's telling the truth about the confession otherwise

I committed an arson which burned down 13 or so houses and killed 2 people

used a time delay ignition device

>>734077906
Im not gay but reading u got my dick hard. I really like the idea of getting my dick succd by a man

>>734078135
In case an adult came to check what we were doing.

>>734077703
it means "I love penis"

>>734075942
size?

>>734078332
k gotcha. did u play with her pussy at all?

>>734078022
never did anything gay with him
don't have any gay feelings about him either
i'm pretty sure i was just stoked on me beating him to pussy since he's much better with women than i am.

I take advantage of drunk girls, when no one at parties is watching. The next day they either wont remember or theyll not say anything because they are either ashamed or liked it

>>734078452
Nah like I said just chest and butt area