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ITT School Shooter Achievements >Guns and Roses: Kill the

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ITT School Shooter Achievements

>Guns and Roses: Kill the Garden Club members
>Came Prepared: Have an extra gun ready in case your gun is jammed
>Bros before Hoes: Kill all the guys in the room first
>Potshot: Shoot the stoners
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>Mmm, Whatcha say. Kill one of each couple.
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>Pumped up kicks: Shoot a kid in Jays
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>Doughnut hole: kill the fat kid
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>>734059455
no guts, no glory-make a mess of your victums blood and organs
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>Spud Gun: shoot a retard
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> Whaling: Get the feminist
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>Neapolitan: Get 3 different races in 3 seconds
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>three of a kind: kill a nigger, mexican and an asian
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Tools of the Trade
>build some thing in the shops classroom and get a kill with it
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>>734059455
kill the thots first and only the thots

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Rogue: Get 3 kills without being detected
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Crystal Farmer
>get 3 kills with homemade mustard gas
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>>734060214
You understand the intricacies of poker score
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>Hot for Teacher: Kill a teacher with an Incendiary round
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>>734060355
Fuck off fag
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>>734059455
chalk for brains
>kill the teacher w\ a headshot
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Army of one
>kill the police sent to you and their reinforcements and the reinforcements after that
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>Getting head: Headshot a cheerleader
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Happy Allahdays!: Get 72 Muslims
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<Quick scope: get the adhd kid
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>Mario
Take shrooms before the shooting
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>Hello Nurse!: Get the infirmary staff
>Cross-up: Crucify someone on the basketball court
>TIME's up Magazine: Unload your clip in the library
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>Just in quesadilla: Kill a Mexican student with one of your spare guns
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Cooked
>get the kids in cooking class/cafeteria kitchen with a grenade/pipe bomb
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>mfw we're making OP's check list
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>I'll tell you later
Strangle someone with a USB cord
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>Touchdown!: kill all the members of the football team
>Homerun: Behead all the baseball team members and then whack their heads with bats
>triple cheeseburger: kill 3 Americans at once
>iced, fool!: lock some fags in the freezer and bolt it shut.
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Fastest in The West
>unload your revolver and get a kill with each shot
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>Crossover: Team up with your Muslim buddy planning to bomb the school
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>Slightly overcooked: Burn a black person.
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>>734060355
the only cancer post in this thread
fuck off faggot
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The fuhrer
>kill everyone after being kicked out of art class
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>install gentoo: smash someone's head in with a laptop, preferably IBM
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Dress to impress
>Wear a trench coat
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>Open season: Use buckshot and buckshot only.

>Crispy!: Dragonsbreath.
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>Tits or gtfo: ask a girl to show you her titties, if she refuses, cut em off
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No Consent Needed
>kill then fuck the body of your crush
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Achievement: Dont be a hero
Kill the guy who tries to stop you
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>xXXheadsh0tm4st2r_n1gg3rk1ll3rXXx: headshot at least 3 niggers within 10 seconds
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>shaggy this isn't weed: lace someone's drugs with cyanide
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>>734060526
>>734061363
join the discord you gay niggers
>also fuck women
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Mr. Big Shot:
>use a mini gun
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>Mr Clean: scalp your hostages
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Bomb Voyage
>drop a grenade/pipe bomb before your death
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>deez nuts: suffocate someone using only your testicles
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the answer to life the universe and everything
>graffiti 42 on every chalkboard/whiteboard

PhysX'd
>get a kill by dropping an object on someone leaving a physics class
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>Rebellious Teen: Kill the Principle
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>>734059455
>Hit The Books: shoot everyone studying in the library through their reading material.
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>Blitzkrieg Bop
Kill three or more Germanic students or staff with melee weapons

>Fight fire with fire
>Burn a Ginger to death

>Killing in the name of
Recite a Bible verse right before a kill

>A dame to die for
Kill a student or staff member while they attempt to protect a female

>Kansas City Shuffle
Divert someone's attention elsewhere, then kill them
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>explosive diarrhea: use explosives on the toilets.
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Tactical nuke incoming!
>get a 25 kill streak
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Courier
>double-tap the kid trying to make it out of there with loot
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>I see you!: peek around a corner you know someone is at with someone's removed eyeballs.
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Dick kickem!: stomp someone's dick
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Tag your it:
>shoot 3 people running
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Fruit to vegetable

>critically injure to openly gay kid
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>>734062003
kek
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That kid
>hang around a group of people that don't know you without interacting, make sure none of them die at the end
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Team slayer
>kill everyone in school
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Stopping power
>hit a kid on the other side of a wall or door
>get a shot to go through two or more kids
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>it's time to chew gum and kick ass, but I'm all out of gum: wear sunglasses, blonde hair, and be ripped, ask someone for gum, if they don't give you any, kill them, if they do, kick their ass.
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>a gun in the oven: kill a pregnant girl
>foreign exchange: kill a foreign kid with a weapon from their country
>the phantom of the opera: hang someone from chandelier
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>Stockholm Syndrome: Take hostages, befriend them, kill them in the end

>Two for one: Kill two people with one bullet

>Catch 22: evade the police for 22 hours

>Four Score: make a grand speech before killing your audience

>Blind Justice: use a cop's flashbang on him
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>hey man... Theres a nigger over here
>kill niggers under desks
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Full retard

>eliminate the entire special ed class
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>>734062463
>>734062483
You, I like you.
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>Congatuations: Only target people in their graduating year
>Freshman 15: Shoot one freshman 15x
>Three stars: Kill campus security
>Sooner or later: Kill the emo kids with a bladed weapon
>Movin' On Up: Only kill kids who are ahead of you in class ranks
>She will be missed: Kill the most popular/infamous school slut
>3cool5u: Spend the entire rampage on a hoverboard with a vape pen in your free hand
>Idle Hands are the Devil's Playthings: Shoot anybody in the hard/arm not currently holding a fidget spinner
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Memelord
>post your plans of facebook
>only bring plastic weapons
>die by cop shooting with a K/D of 0
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>Tom Brady Be Jelly
Weaponize a football
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Love the Smell
>block of hallways and exits with Napalm
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Cut the fat
> slash the fat kid whenever he stops running
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The Grande effect: initiate massacre during school concert or assembly
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>downy ultra soft: spare one of the downies and have them join you.
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>Sweet sixteen
Kill the five sophmores who happen to turn 16
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>Cut it out!
Stab your Sibling
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>Divide by two
Kill the Math teacher with a bladed weapon
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Hot Topic:
>kill a emo kid with a flame thrower.
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