>Chef >Photographer >Priest

Lawyer
Cop
Congressman
Politician

>>734047494
Why chef anon ?

>>734048337
people gotta start naming jobs that have some legitimacy to it like Wendy's Chef.

>>734047494
not a career but anyone with a communication's major

>>734048444
This is now a get thread. Checkem.

>>734047494
4chan moderator

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>>734048057
>Wendy's
you're doing god's work

>>734047494
car wash attendant lmfao

>>734048712
>proud

Any job that you lie about on a first date isn't gonna make the cut.

>>734048701
But if he doesn't do it, then who will? He's the hero we need.

>>734048057
WHY DID THEY STOP MAKING THE SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS??????

>>734047494
>Soldier

You're a tool. A piece of a machine, the sole function of which is to advance the foreign policy goals of your government. It's not badass. It's not noble. It's not interesting. Get over it.

>mcdonalds manager

Engineer
Computer Programmer
Insurance Sales

>>734048791
>But if he doesn't do it, then who will?
is this capitalism

>ceo

>business analyst

>engineer

>Doctor

>hooker

>Mexican

>salesman

>buttboy

>>734048873
This post reminds me

>Unemployed

Usually not a source of pride, but some of the unhinged ones seem to regard it as "sticking it to the man." I guess it's a way to cope with living with your uncle (Sam) at age 40.

>>734049245
now you're just trying to name jobs

>>734049358
And failing

>buttboy

Trying to think of jobs, period, he came up with 7 before he was tapped out and resorted to peepee jokes.

>>734049358
we could really narrow it down to "people more successful then me"

yes, even buttboy implies he gets action here and there

What's wrong with being a photographer?

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>>734049349
This post reeks of jealousy.

>>734049533
Oh look, another guy who figured out he could get chicks outside his bracket to put out if he buys a midrange canon and makes them jump around nekkid first.

>>734049715
I don't need midrange Canon anon

I got talent ;)

On point though :)))

>>734049842
Don't forget to make extensive use of wink emojis and offer to "open up some wine" when you're trying to lure them to their first session.

>>734049715
Wait... are we talking about photographers, or "photographers"?

>>734049715
t. someone whose girlfriend slutted it up for 50 bucks and shows up on porn websites

>>734049842
Using your cellphone camera huh?
I reckon you give them frequent reminders of how many megapixels it has?

>>734049942
I could use some practice

I shoot nature tbqh.

Social Worker. Lowest of the low.

>>734049946
Both

>>734050007
Nah man I'm just weirded out by these 45 year old guys when they lurk around. Like they actually lurk, they have a face to match. You know like a domestic cat when it lies in "ambush" but it's making eye contact?

>>734047617
Edgy

>>734050122
no, my girl isnt a slut, they dont try for her

>>734050084
t. person who failed either his 12th drug test in a row or dosent understand why they are getting so much shit for forgetting to feed the baby the whole weekend

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> College Professor
Students seem to know moar than them. Some seem like they are better than you. Glad I didn't go to college

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itt: triggered professional photographers arguing with triggered "professional" photographers

what a grand shitshow for a cool saturday evening. please continue

>>734047494
Subway sandwich artist
Cook
Army

>>734047617
>Congressman
>Politician
I'll let you think about that one for a second.

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>>734050031
It cares alot :D

>>734050385
It's sunday going on monday.

>>734050282
Fucking this

College professors are mostly a joke. They use the same syllabus for many years, they simply change the textbooks, show up and give a lecture once or twice a week at various institutions for 2-4 hours, and then get someone else to mark all of the essays. They do fuck all and get to prance around like fags

>>734047494
Any job that puts one in competition with an illegal
Mexican.

Teacher.

>>734050465

well then please excuse me while I test this weed for PCP

Sensitivity trainer.

Right now? President of the United States.

>>734050084
Seconded. Social workers, and strippers.

no one should be proud of their job. They're all meaningless

>>734050540
Anon true that.
College students pay shit ton to be at college, then the professor doesn't show up. Plus colleges teaches you useless shit or stuff you already know.

>>734050649
Social work is insanely demanding. Kys

>>734050697
go to bed mark

>>734050707
inorite tf am i gonna learn in some stupid book that my street smarts dont cover?

>>734048444
>wendy's
>444
This can't be a coincidence.

Military. "For those that fail at everything, and you get a fake job you just sign up for."

Being a security guard overnight for some shitty mall

>>734047617
ohhh look at this fucking goy

>>734050719
Yeah all that shuffling people and papers around and snatching kids for a fat cheque at tax payers expense with benefits is noble and demanding work for sure. It's no wonder they tend to have the lowest IQ of all graduates.

>>734049942
;)

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>>734049001
>Computer Programmer
>Engineer
If you hate engineers and programmers so much then go Amish, faggot. See how that works out for you.

>>734050825
Military teaches discipline, teamwork, physically molds you and provides a solid foundation for many careers, especially considering the amount of variation that military jobs have.

Were you a cook in the military or were you an engineer? A foot soldier or an officer? It doesn't matter, a job is a job, and you take from it whatever you're capable of to move forward.

>>734048873
you're a tool if you work for any civilian company.

>>734051017
That's why social work programs are so fucking difficult and selective eh, they just let anybody handle social work.

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>>734049245
>Doctor
Ok I guess you just want everyone to die then

>Academic in a non STEM field.

>Accountants (Can you even imagine doing this as a career?)

>Nurses (literally anyone can do it, its just no one wants to)

Computer programmer.

You're an autist.

Entrepreneur.

You're also an autist, most likely. Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world.

>>734051076
So you're saying it's paid trade school?

>>734051170
Difficult if you're a retard. And a man doing social work? What a faggot.

>>734051199
>nurses
>literally anyone can do it

It takes a special type of person to be able to handle immense tragedy every day. Fuck off

I don't use canon

>>734051017

somebody lost the custody battle lmao

>>734051235
>Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>734051235
>Entrepreneur.

>You're also an autist

I dunno how you'd be a very successful one without also being good with people. I think entrepreneurship is good with your own ideas, but if you are a entrepreneur, as in someone who buys a McDonalds, you shouldnt feel proud.

>>734051274
You need insanely high GPA to even be considered for a social work program, where the fuck do you live? It's one of the most competitive fields, right up there with Nursing.

>>734051235
*Business owning is for those without the balls for the corporate world.

>>734051414
Different fag here, but that sounds like an obscene waste of an insanely high GPA. You'll regret not chasing shekels by your mid 30's if not before.

>>734051344
Nope but I've seen a lot of ugly stories with that. Feminist family court system is a nightmare.

>>734051274
Bait

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>>734051420
was gonna disagree but 420 get doesn't lie tbh

>>734051235
>Business owning is for this without the balls for the corporate world

How many languages did you learn before English?

>>734051298
Doing it for that money does take a special kind of person.

>>734051420
So your boss who gives you your corporate job is an autist for dealing with the liabilities rather than just pulling up a chair like you and nodding yes for a paycheck?

>>734051367
huh? What in tarnashin' did you just say?

>>734051478
Shekels aren't everything in life bud, lmao

>>734051396
In that case by autist I just mean someone who is likely a bit of an annoying pussy

Small business owners tend to suck.

>>734050282
>>734050540
>> College Professor
what? all my uni profs were phds doing research, and had to teach as part of their research contracts. shitty teachers and smug assholes? sure. but they definitely were smart

lawyer
judge
regulator
social worker
enviro anything
any gov job except military really

>>734051569
yeah that's not what autist means, in that instance you would call them an annoying pussy (or girl i guess)

>>734051414
Then why are social workers so dumb? Look it up the come out with the lowest IQ. They are a winning combination of arrogant and stupid.

>>734051566
Confirmed for being young. Enjoy your naivete while it lasts.

>>734051129
No shit. Soldiers don't deserve any special respect for doing their government's dirty work.

>>734051492
That reminds me

>redditors
Out of the weaponized autists, these are the spudguns.

>>734051549
You ever been in a competitive white collar environment where you're making 85k+ a year? It's more demeaning and shitty than owning a business, guaranteed.

Community Organizer.

>>734051656
Confirmed for being sociopath with closed mind
Enjoy your hollow existence while it lasts

>>734051777
Trips don't lie

>>734051619
Gov jobs aren't that bad, try passing background

Booby streamers
Reaction youtubers

>>734051731
Hence why I'm wondering why you think being the boss in that environment is somehow more shitty.
Though if it's demeaning I'd have to ask where exactly you work. Though I won't, cause I don't really give a shit. Point is you should consider applying with other firms. Sounds like a dead end bruv.

>>734051777
All of our existences are hollow, anon. Nice trips though.

Let's players

Paid protestor.

>>734047494
>Youtuber.

>>734051884
Not him, but no that's just you. If you feel compelled to say that, it's really just you.
Sorry you will die without living /b/ro.

>>734051870
Nah if you're the absolute top dog, like an entrepreneur, which I'm assuming is what you're talking about, I mean, you don't have to deal with the stress of competition which is what really sucks about those jobs.

All those doctor for pretend fields. Naturopath and all that flakey bullshit.

Professional victims (make drama, act like the victim, and profit off of it by directing white knight sjw's to their Patreon or something)

>>734051908
You published?

>>734051978
I'm a eurofag, mainland. Business culture is less competitive and more cooperative. I get what you're talking about. People with that mentality would get fished out and shelved in the first month, kills the team effort.

>>734051647
Stupid can be fixed if that person is willing to learn and work at it...arrogance not so much.

>>734052040
You mean like Sandy Hook?

>>734051954
>Sorry you will die without living /b/ro.
It's fine, really.

>>734047494
anything with the word gender or women in it

>>734051199
>STEM field
i.e. the cockiest pieces of shit in existence who have nothing but what books told them and are dysfunctional outside of work

>>734051656
kek

>>734052133
If some of the parents' asked to be donated money, then yes.

Journalist.

I live off of my parents so I don't have to work or leave the house.
I'm the true winner in this thread

>>734051749
mckek

Social studdies teaccher

>>734052248
>parents
>government agents who got paired with a child actor that day

>>734052260
Agreed.

>>734047494
Activist
Feminist _________
Blogger

Anything in marketing.

>>734052314
conspiracy theorists are gay

>>734052055
Yeah it's dumb. Theres no way we're operating at our best in the workplace. Competition in what is supposed to be a cohesive team setting demotes accountability and probably productivity.

>being alive

welder

farmer

veterinarian

>>734052387
Only because of the chemicals Obama puts in our water

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>>734052411
THE VACCINES GAVE ME AUTISM

>>734052402
>welder

Dafuq?

>>734052261
Nope, you're lower than the lowest. You're who acne ridden meat handlers at McDonald's laugh at.

>>734052395
Oh sure you'll run into people sabotaging overall performance to undermine "colleagues," eventually. But by then you're already up to your elbows in schoolyard squabbling thats demoralized the staff and turned the team against itself.

Yoga instructor.

Farmer

>>734052500
welders are fucking retarded

>>734047494
Deviating from careers a bit, a community college student who lives at home.

>>734052517
>You're who acne ridden meat handlers at McDonald's laugh at.

So you speak from experience

>>734052402
>Welder
What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah bunch of min wages shittering on high paying jobs...

>>734051619
>except military

90% of people in the military don't do anything important at all. Military budget could be cut in half and it wouldn't change anything except taxpayers would save money.

>>734052055
Amerifag here...what's the philosophy on work-life balance there?

I only have anecdotes to offer but they're usually like
>i'm paid for 40 hrs/week but i usually do 50+ just to keep up
>need two jobs to make ends meet
>anyone who works less than 60 hrs/week is lazy
>if you work your way up the chain and retire young, you win at life

Project manager.

>>734048873
Get a load of this faggot

>>734047494
Rocket Surgeon

>>734047494
Republican Congressman

>>734052602
Hey man don't put down welders. They gotta take a piece of metal, right, and then - bear with me - then they gotta put it to this other piece. BUT THEN YOU'RE NOT DONE YET. You gotta put the welder to the seam of one of the plates, and actually track it to meld the plates. I've been in this biz for 40 years and I'm still learning every day.

coal miner

cop

model

youtuber

Diversity officer.

>>734049127
No, this is patrick

>>734052602
Lmao, did a welder diddle you as a child or something. The autism is strong with you.

Stoners

>>734052700
Wut

>>734052542
Yeah no it's one of the most backwards things about American society (cue the obvious quip). Not clamping down on a competitive, productivity destroying culture in the workplace as a business that is in high stakes competition with other businesses is so fucking stupid.

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>>734052796
kek

Barista

>>734052175
I'm a gender woman, so

>>734052641
Shit rolls downhill, beer. Even if that were true (it's not) I'm still better than you.

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>>734050423
>Subway sandwich artist

Im managing a Subway and even I am afraid to tell my parents that is my job. I actually have a 32k salary, which for me is ok at 24 (no kids) and I can live ok. I lost my job at a tech support center a year and a half ago, but my parents still think I work there. I make far more working for the franchise running this Subway but I'm still embarrassed about it.

>>734052813
That's not a job, that's a form of social suicide and very slow form of literal suicide

>>734052963
*neet

>>734047494
Interracial Pornstar

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>>734052987
now watch the autistic stoners get all butthurt

>>734047494
President
Bieber
Miley cyrus
Kardashians
Zuckerberg
Moot
Abe lincoln
Einstein

>>734052619
Pshhh, I'm living at home completing a degree for the first time at 25, going to community college. It's way better for the first two years than dropping thousands more dollars on a University.

>>734052386
Former telemarketer here. Never before have I seen such a combination of desperate immigrants and genuine sociopaths without consciences in a workplace. Fuck telemarketers, soulless bastards. The good people don't last long in those jobs

>>734052657
It depends on the workplace honestly.

In one especially I found the midrange staff were comfy and filled with people who work 9 to 5 and tend to personal lives outside of it. The boomers among them were really fucking meticulous about their labor conditions (not as in safety etc., but like, if you give someone a day off they might whine for time off too and edge toward mutiny) They usually are union members. They have lush conditions and ample income, spend little time on work.

The younger ones are scrappier, pretty much all opted out of unions, tend to be more ambitious. Work well with upper management as they're actually open to e.g. personal investment strategies, or coming up with business proposals.

Upper management here seems to have an adventurous mindset, in the company they work as a pack, they collectively compete with the outside save for partners. Speaking of partners, they'll be heavily inclined to team up with others rather than compete if it means they can gang up on others. I.e. cooperating regionally against national market, cooperating nationally against continental market, etc.

Those ones, they tend to be in a semi-work state 24/7. They live for it, or rather they found a job that matched their vision.

Management tends to draw subordinates into decisions processes and farm them for ideas, which are typically rewarded. E.g. I've had scenarios where an up and comer came up with a business idea, got it bankrolled and then got to preside over it as a subsidiary. They stimulate initiative and loyalty.

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>>734047494
professional nigger

>>734052980
Kek that's the thing, some jobs pay decent money but the social stigma can be too embarrassing.

Like bus driving jobs in my city pay like $30/hr with fantastic benefits. But I would be embarrassed to tell my friends and family I'm a bus driver.

>>734052402
>farmer
Uhh

>>734053148
>President
Found the anarchist

>>734052987
>>734053105
You get life sentence for having 3oz of weed substance in china

>>734047734
Found the chef

>>734052963
>I'm still better than you.

This attitude is probably why you have no friends and your wife is getting frogged by a different jamal every time you work late.

>>734053272
Good. Weed is gay.

>>734053148
>President
>Abe lincoln
>Einstein
Are you literally retarded?

Anyone in the military

>>734053333
Weed is female. Check your sources.

>>734052980
Dude you're a MANAGER at 24, you can get all kinds of other jobs with that experience and still have so much life to live. No one gives a shit if it was a subway, a business is a business

HOW THE FUCK HAS NO ONE SAID CNA YET?

Literally every dumb chick you went to high school with becomes one, and they think its such an amazing job.

>>734053475
o h s h i t

>>734053442
Private Ryan is here from division 6. Stationed.