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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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I wish....
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Bet
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ok
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Bet?
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Really?
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Jokes on you cause I don't want a girlfriend anyways
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not happening
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whoa [email protected]
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plizzz annon
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>>734047386
Dude you shouldn't have replied now it's going to happen which sucks because same and now I'm doing it also fuck
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well this is my only option
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Welp
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>>734047024
well it don't hurt to try. also why the fuck is there hair in your weed? shit looks like it's from your asscrack
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hell no
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>>734047024
I'm lonly
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please love me shawty
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>>734047024
Not a chance in hell bro.
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>>734047024
fake and gay
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>>734047024
Oh boi!
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Pls gib
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I fucking hope so
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meh, sure why not
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>>734047474
But girls only want me for my good manners and man seed
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>>734047024
3
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>>734047386
Same. Went MGTOW nearly 6 years ago.
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ok
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All I want is die.
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Oh boy!
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I want to own a noose made from dismemebered peniles from living fetus's
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>>734047024
Do i have to pay $40 for that?
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pls
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>>734047024
gimme
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k
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Yeah right >_>
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Honestly who the fuck cares about a girlfriend, i'm gay anyway. Why cant you make threads like "reply to this thread and you'll lose ten pounds"
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Girls huh, hmmm.
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yo yo
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>>734047024
Fuck that, I want pot.
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>>734047024
Nothing to lose, so here I am.

Sup, lads
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>>734047024
Ay
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Please
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lit af
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I honestly don't understand these threads. No matter how much I want one, it won't happen. These threads are dumb, they're not even funny or fun. The whole purpose of these threads are to remind us of the reality of never having a significant other, or at least for me. I hate these threads.
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y eem
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>>734052438
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>>734047024
I want to try masturbating with a knife
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Kkl
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>>734047024
Bet
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>>734047024
alright
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>>734047024
I'm hanging out with a girl I like tomorrow, what does it mean??
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K
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What if I am already married?
.... holy shit it really works...
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>>734047024
LETS GO ASKED HER OUT JUST AN HOUR AGO WAITING FOR THAT RESPONSE
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taco
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goddamnit
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K
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Gf is mien
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want
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>>734047024
i wish
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>>734047024
weed
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Hellyea
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I give in to superstition.
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Better get to fuck her
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>>734047024
Please work this one time.
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>>734047024
how much u pay for that ball of muddy lawn grass and hair
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>girlfriend
what do you mean by this
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>>734047024
swag
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If fucking only
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>>734053509
Chanspeak for a sissy slave. Another word for this is "prison bitch".
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>>734053380
$40?
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>>734047024
I dont read that shit, but im reply cuz scarry
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i shit my pants on the reg because i love the warmth
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Hope so, I just matched with a girl on Tinder and we hit it off for a good two hours before she stopped replying to my messages 15 hours ago.....
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>>734047024
Yes please
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Bet
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>>734047024
don't you lie to me
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>>734047024
sure
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bet
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>>734047024
ok
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i rly hope its true
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If she comes crawling back...
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We'll see
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If this happens I will find you and fucking.. thank you, bro
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>>734047024
It is time
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>>734047024
BLESS ME LORD
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We'll see about that
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fuck please
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>>734047024
k
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>>734047024
got one
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>>734047024
seems legit
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>>734052438
>mfw relatable
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lmao, that'll never happen if I'm on here 24/7
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Happy Day
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>>734047024
i believe
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Ok
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>>734047024
OKAY
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>>734047024
ey
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>>734047024
I hope so
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Welp might as well
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>>734047024
If I get dubs, do I get two girlfriends?
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Good lord that looks foul
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replying again just to make sure
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>>734047024
>63yo oldfag virgin here
roll
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Ok
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> pls
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fuck
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>>734047024
shitty weed man
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Shit fam okay
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I want to believe
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3rd Time Now i reply and nothing happen fuck youuuu
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But does she show tits? Of not GTFO
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>>734058639
sauce
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>>734047024
okay we'll see
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Gib pucci
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Pls
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r8 my weed
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Bet you nigger
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Bong
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>>734059376
how much did you pay for that?
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dond come up whit your cheap shit op
THis is good shit
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Please I want a boobie one
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UwU
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Tsss
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>>734047024
I wish
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Fuck it
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>>734059716
$200, shit ass compressed as fuck Ounce
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Smoking resin :(
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plz i like this chick alot n she might be interested in me
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Sure
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Oh yeah gibe me pussy and fix my libido
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>>734047024
God I wish
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>>734059716
ausfag?
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>>734047024
nice try
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Thanks
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>>734047024
curiosity killed the cat
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>>734060862
yep
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fuck it
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>>734047024
My life is a lie
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>>734061187
ordered it off the dwm, better quality than most dealers in aus lol
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>>734047024
okay.
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>>734047024
pls
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>>734061625
fuck off cunt
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>>734047024
pls
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>>734047024
Tryin'
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>>734047024
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#doubt
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>>734047024
Replied. I'm getting ass this time tomorror. Either my new gf's or yours. I will collect.
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maybe... just.... maybe
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Worth a go
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>>734062631
state?
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That would be incredible, considering I'm going to be going to an event with some cute girls tomorrow :)
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>>734063274
KILL yourself
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>>734063259
alabama
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>>734063259
Delaware
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>>734063259
Massachusets
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>>734063259
islamic state
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>>734063259
jersey
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Bet
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>>734063449
:PPPPP
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>>734047024
Yeah.. right. and I'm getting dubs
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And now we pray
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it wouldnt hurt to try though
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Well...
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>>734052021
There is a suprising amount of people trying to belive in this but shit so am i
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That weed is trash OP
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>>734063259
West Virginia
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:(
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Allahu Akbar
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so help me God
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>>734047024
Hopefully
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>>734047024
M' kay, thanks good luck thread
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>>734047024
If chivas won tonight, i can get a gf tomorrow as well.
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I wish
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Replying for great justice
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>>734047024
Ty OP
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>>734047024
Kek
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Please??
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>>734047024
All pay tribute
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>>734047024
No
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>>734047024
If only this was true
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Untrue and homosexual
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aye
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Hahahahahahahhahah *cries internally*
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>>734047024
why not?
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if dubs, it's the truth
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>>734047024
oh god please
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fuck off with this bullshit
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>>734047024
Ok
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Let's do it!
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OK
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Follow me on insta @deathtoartgirls
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>>734047024
nice try
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>>734047024
May I choose her looks?
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bet
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>>734047024
I actually have a mutual crush rn so this is reassuring lol
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>>734047024
That is the saddest weed I've ever seen
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plz...
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>>734047024
is that a weed
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I'll roll for it.
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Ok, I wish...
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>>734047024
Lol
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*doubt gets higher*
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>>734047024
Please
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Not taking any chances
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>>734047024
Ok
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>>734047024
sick
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>>734047024
ok
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roll for dubz
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k
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>>734069188
oh shit kids i did it
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Fuck you
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>>734047024
pls my lord and savior grant me the power
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>>734047024
I need this bad...
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Even meme magic isn't this strong
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>>734047024
ha, didnt work last time, you arent fooling me again
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would be nice
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>>734047024
Okay
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This girl likes me and all i need to do is ask her out to get her out to get her so fuck it why not
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>>734047024
says you, fuckerino bitch lookin ass
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In my dreams
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Please OP no bait
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Nothing to lose everything to gain
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