Has anyone here had any success with an exit bag? Asking for a friend.
>>734046197
If they had any success they wouldn't be in a position to reply now would they? god you are stupid.
>>734046197
Tell your friend that his mom should have aborted him to save the costs of his funeral and a ungrateful shitlord
It was a waste of my time.
yeah it worked great i'm now dead
>>734046197
Most helium tanks how have some air in them to prevent people from doing this. I hear nitrous oxide is the way to go now.
>>734046197
you probably wont be able to find any helium that doesnt have at least 20% oxygen, enough to stop you from passing out. good luck tho mate
>>734046197
helium is expensive nowadays
>>734046197
Tried it and failed, just threw up. Balloon time or pretty much any thing find has like 60 or 70 percent helium now due to rarity, and you need 100%.
That was a year ago. Guess I'm glad I'm alive.
>>734046197
It totally worked for me
t. Hero
>>734046197
worked for me
Gawd
Another: "I'm a lonely loser faggot, my life sucks, I wanna kill myself, /b/ tardfest: You ain't the first, faggot.
Look man, we aint your friends, we are just a bunch of anons cruising the internet in our underwear, looking for traps and rekt videos..
Call the suicide hotline: 8002738255, or go to suicide forums ELSEWHERE, they have decades of online private confidential anonymous discussions, pro or con about suicide, about doing it or not doing it. Seeking advice or comfort on /b/? Fuuuuck that, faggot…
And fuck these /b/tards who recommend a helium gas bag for the final exit. FAKE!
Millions of internet retards have heard of the fabled helium gas bag exit, yet how many people in your community have successfully suicided this way? People you personally know of? (not internet anecdotes, faggot) NONE!!
Getting the elusive 100% pure helium is impossible for civilians: the helium vendors know this is why people seek it out, and vendors haven't offered 100% pure helium to general public in years (but internet faggots always seem to "know a source", "know a guy", seen it on amazon, or a chinese website).
If it was so easy and reliable to use a gas bag, you would be hearing about funerals of gas bag suicides on daily/weekly basis, because the helium gasbag exit is the most famous fake Urban Myth of Suicide on the internet.
None of these faggots here know shit about suicide advice, they just all read 3rd hand anecdotes on the internet, fuck you faggots.
This place is not your epitaph: Either grow up, man up, face reality, or don’t …
And take a break away from /b/, get the fuck away from all us assholes, and go stare in a mirror.
Go in peace, faggot. Or Don't…
We really don't give a shit, we all have our own problems and lives to worry about.
> [end pasta]
>>734047283
Top fucking kek man
>>734047283
>>734046461
me too. tried bag over head, 100 valiums, and liter of vodka, and still woke up 3 days later. waste of valium
aaahh 4chan such a lovely place
Helium is the dumbass tier way to gas yourself. Use nitrogen, it has more uses you can lie about, and more importantly, unlike that shitty infographic, your body really cannot tell the difference (your brain notices it is taking in more helium than oxygen and you start convulsing, doesn't happen with nitrogen, you just gradually suffocate and sleep).
Gradually take a load of painkillers a few days before, about 10-20 a day so even if you are discovered and rescued by the time they realize you have od-ed aswell you will be dead.
If you can get your hands on sleeping pills a few before gassing works well too but don't take so many you wake up and puke everywhere as you will just end up choking; just take enough to put yourself to sleep.
tried helium.
it just gave me a squeaky voice...
>>734046197
Ex-girlfriends brother killed himself this way. He also put a bag around his head if that contributes at all.
>>734046197
My wife did an hero using helium quite successfully. Been a year and 3 weeks since I found her dead.
>>734047699
Fuck off newfag. Exit bags work dumbass
it wasnt the helium.
it was the bag over head, with tight band around neck.
dont need gas if you take enough drugs to pass out. put bag over head like a knit cap, as you get sleepy. pull down over head
Swim bought a 12ga flare gun a few weeks ago. Swim filed it down so it can fit 2 3/4 shells. Swim just bought shells today. They fit. Swim is gonna empty his brain all over the wall very, very soon.
>>734048867
not helium bag.
maybe a long time ago.
helium bag hasnt worked in years
impossible for general public to get 100% helium, all that exists nowadays is 'party-city' helium for balloons
>>734048758
Was her body floating on the ceiling when you found her?
>>734049014
Fucking kekd audibly
>>734046461
You're suicidal, you have all the time in the world. Go on a journey, walk the earth and see the sights. Then, when you're bored, jump off a bridge. Simple. Why do people act like suicide is so hard when all they want to do is die?
>>734049014
Holy kek
>>734049324
You're dumb
>>734049647
No, you're dumb. Just kill yourself already, whiny cunt.
>>734049723
I can't I have to go on a journey first and walk the earth lmao
>>734049939
Well if you plan on taking my advice then it isn't so dumb now is it?
>>734046197
Don't listen to >>734046281
They're just stupid. I used the exit bag on a depressed friend. Worked like a charm.
>>734046731
Implying a human doesn't have the intelligence to pressurize their own helium with 0% oxygen content.....
Do you people really NEED to buy death from amazon? You can make death at home...
>>734050001
Separate anon im just saying that if i wanted to die it will be on my own terms. You need some planning you can't just end it
>>734046197
Yes i used one and successfully killed myself.
>>734050148
I hope you die accidentally while planning your death.
>>734050329
Underrage confirmed
>>734050536
I don't get the assumption. I'm 26.
>>734049324
That's not how it works
That's like telling a car that ran out of gas and has a broken transmission to drive across the country.
>>734049324
yeah dude, before you kill yourself do stuff like visit the great wall of china, climb mount everest, visit the arc de triumph, fuck the queen of england, beat up a midget, because we all know if you could do those things you'd still be suicidal
why do fucking idiots always say shit like this. If the person had access to those things they probably wouldn't be suicidal you stupid fucking nigger
>>734046281
do you eat bait for a living, or are you an amature?
>>734049324
Usually suicidal means you're already bored. Bored of living. You're suggesting they do some living before they cease living, which is the thing they no longer wish to do.
Are you fucking retarded?
>>734050741
I don't follow. That would be more like a lack of food or water for the gas, or a physical disability for the transmission.
>>734050792
Some of that shit you can't do without a death wish. Hell, you can go and try to assassinate someone. Pull the trigger on them, then yourself.
Suicidal people aren't always poor or lack means. They just want to die. It's a waste of opportunities.
>>734051005
>they're already bored of living
Not quite. Once a suicide attempt fails, they give up and don't try again for a while. Why not immediately try something else?
I think part of the pain is an unwillingness to let go. You want to, but you mentally just can't do it. If you did, you could stop giving a shit and just do whatever you wanted. Self-destructive behavior can be both fun and a form of suicide.
Suicidal people still want to have fun sometimes. You'll see them laughing at stuff they enjoy. Then, when it's gone, they start feeling like shit again. Might as well make your death one last big distraction.
>>734051324
Things don't always go according to plan and there are a lot worse things than death
>>734051324
this argument is more fleshed out
>>734051324
Not quite. Once a suicide attempt fails, they give up and don't try again for a while.
That is true for all those who never killed themselves........ So, that's true for all people who were never really fully suicidal.
If you're done with life, a failed attempt isn't going to stop you.
You're all just showing me that you can't sympathize with truely suicidal people.
>>734051481
Well, don't get anything that'll land you in Guantanamo Bay. So maybe don't try to assassinate someone. But maybe try skydiving and then taking off your parachute in mid-air.
>>734051592
they play xbox and read all day, and have rec activities like skeeball
sounds like the life
>>734051585
But that makes sense.... You shouldn't even have the ability to sympathize unless you genuinely share that experience. You're all living, so naturally not a single one of you can correctly sympathize with those who were "dead set" on killing themselves.
>>734051585
>You're all just showing me that you can't sympathize with truely suicidal people.
You're kind of right. They gave up on life completely. Why should they matter to me? They've already decided to be useless and cause pain for those around them, and refused to seek help. They don't want help because they don't want to be saved. They don't want our pity because they want to believe the narrative that no one cares about them.
I don't lack sympathy because I hate them, or that they offend me. I just lack sympathy because there's nothing you can do for them, they won't let you do anything for them. You kind of have to just accept them as lost causes.
I think a lot of the time they're afraid to live a little because they're worried that they might actually find that they enjoy life just enough to make them struggle with the idea of suicide more.
>>734046197
>intended to buy cocaine
>got a bunch of heroin instead
>should be enough to OD off of if I did it in one sitting
I wish I had a rig