Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here and still bored
Alright, time to get out.
>>726975318
Higher
>>726976364
You're a rood liar.
I'm here, but not queer
>>726981067
Dubs and you kill yourself?
>>726980881
Eh, sometimes I want to go back to the time I was a NEET
Later dude
Claim
>>726980881
Did you watch it? :o
>>726980185
hi
same
>>726980197
make africa great again, ti bato
>>726980881
thanks
cya
>>726981058
lie to me
brb
>>726981035
>>726974920
Interesting pick.
>>726976074
Claimed then.
>>726976933
Nice pick/nice dubs
Good night taiga
>>726981311
? something interesting?
>>726981246
which akame be ye?
>>726981246
A can't make a shithole good
>>726981416
Yeah. Show me the booty
2 + 2 = 5
>>726981379
post butt
>>726981491
Perhaps another time dear anon, but not any time soon~
>>726981246
Hi
Me too
>>726981642
THAT'S BULLSHIT
>>726980839
>Tohsaka fags
I don't know who you mean. Are you referring to the one Hanako had a fling with back in early August :^)
>>726980920
Some anons are like that unfortunately
I hate memegirls like Megumin and Satania
>>726981153
[X] Doubt
>>726981067
You first
>>726981517
Show me your process
Claiming best girl
What did he mean by this?
:Thinking:
>>726981874
>satania
sick burn nibba
>>726981449
hmm good question
>>726981457
that's true
give em hell
>>726981794
hi
pareil
>>726982032
He wants you to bone him
>>726982032
LMAO you got a pet autist
Terrible waifus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwA0jTXVq44
>>726982032
fucking kek
nice job you got him to eat out of your hand
>>726982121
It's the truth though she's a meme girl that adds nothing to the show other than to be a punching bag
>>726982121
Also that isn't aqua it's Yamakaze from Kancolle
>>726981874
That one was obviously you :^)
>>726982138
Maybe
>>726982389
No proof
>>726981874
'Do you remember,' he went on, 'writing in your diary, "Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four"?'
'Yes,' said Winston.
O'Brien held up his left hand, its back towards Winston, with the thumb hidden and the four fingers extended.
'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'
'Four.'
'And if the party says that it is not four but five -- then how many?'
'Four.'
The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston's body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O'Brien watched him, the four fingers still extended. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.
'How many fingers, Winston?'
'Four.'
The needle went up to sixty.
'How many fingers, Winston?'
'Four! Four! What else can I say? Four!'
The needle must have risen again, but he did not look at it. The heavy, stern face and the four fingers filled his vision. The fingers stood up before his eyes like pillars, enormous, blurry, and seeming to vibrate, but unmistakably four.
'How many fingers, Winston?'
'Four! Stop it, stop it! How can you go on? Four! Four!'
'How many fingers, Winston?'
'Five! Five! Five!'
'No, Winston, that is no use. You are lying. You still think there are four. How many fingers, please?'
'Four! five! Four! Anything you like. Only stop it, stop the pain!'
>>726982327
I don't like the show at all tbh
and yea Satania does add to the fact that I don't like it
>>726982383
sorry anon that is definitly Aqua
https://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2179119
Look at the tags
Is ERP the greatest waifu love story ever told?
>>726981874
Abruptly he was sitting up with O'Brien's arm round his shoulders. He had perhaps lost consciousness for a few seconds. The bonds that had held his body down were loosened. He felt very cold, he was shaking uncontrollably, his teeth were chattering, the tears were rolling down his cheeks. For a moment he clung to O'Brien like a baby, curiously comforted by the heavy arm round his shoulders. He had the feeling that O'Brien was his protector, that the pain was something that came from outside, from some other source, and that it was O'Brien who would save him from it.
'You are a slow learner, Winston,' said O'Brien gently.
'How can I help it?' he blubbered. 'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.'
'Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'
He laid Winston down on the bed. The grip of his limbs tightened again, but the pain had ebbed away and the trembling had stopped, leaving him merely weak and cold. O'Brien motioned with his head to the man in the white coat, who had stood immobile throughout the proceedings. The man in the white coat bent down and looked closely into Winston's eyes, felt his pulse, laid an ear against his chest, tapped here and there, then he nodded to O'Brien.
'Again,' said O'Brien.
The pain flowed into Winston's body. The needle must be at seventy, seventy-five. He had shut his eyes this time. He knew that the fingers were still there, and still four. All that mattered was somehow to stay alive until the spasm was over. He had ceased to notice whether he was crying out or not. The pain lessened again. He opened his eyes. O'Brien had drawn back the lever.
'How many fingers, Winston?'
'Four. I suppose there are four. I would see five if I could. I am trying to see five.'
'Which do you wish: to persuade me that you see five, or really to see them?'
'Really to see them.'
>>726982327
No fun allowed.
>>726982138
Hi
What
>>726982138
indeed
>>726982602
That's yamakaze fam
Learn to recognise your own waifu
>>726982486
I have logs :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6kBfOUOkec
>>726982140
Yeah, no, I might catch something
>>726982158
>>726982298
I've done nothing to deserve this...
>>726982953
give me a single proog it's not aqua
literally the tag in the booru says it's aqua cosplaying as megu
it's okay to be wrong
>>726982939
Succ my fuck faggot
>>726982602
I like it as a whole but Satania brings it down
And that image is tagged horribly wrong it is indeed Yamakaze(pic related)
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2664189
>>726982742
Sorry
>>726982691
:^(
>>726982953
Not the right ones
>Saber
>>726983265
git jam'd
Mine!
>>726983265
Comrade Shinoa! Hey how are you?
>>726982804
hi
nothing
>>726982939
what would make you recognize one of them in particular?
>>726982389
when is your next trip?
https://discord.gg/mFwPt
>>726983154
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2664189
Here's your proof
>>726983285
Still
Death to the botes
You're a heretic
>rattle rattle
Ect. ect. I'm going to get food bbs.
>>726983420
I beat you to the proof
And you wouldn't dare share that
suck my dick sunny
>>726983544
Rattle rattle
>Saber
>>726983544
Bote
>>726983570
Listen here nigger I don't like you or your kind
>>726983548
Sheeeeeit
Who knows, it'd be funny if I did
>>726983544
>rattled bullying
>>726983329
Shut the fuck up
>>726983390
Hello comrade junko! I'm doing fine. At the aunt's because cousin's birthday. How are you?
>>726983396
Is this midnight?
>>726983396
no clue, there's only one i've ever spoken to
>>726983843
I'm fine as well, just really tired,
>>726983843
why should i?
>>726983843
yes hi sergeant
>>726983872
well that would be me
>>726982590
Send help....
Damn, been a while since I saw akame here.
Bought a thousand extra rounds of .223 on sale between writing bits of my midterm paper, got lonely and decided to pop on here. How yall doing?
>Misaki Claimed
>>726983396
Hi
Ok
>>726983396
No idea, still in training
>>726984292
Just be his dommy mommy
>>726984292
Prove authenticity by showing photo rather than easily editable log
カラミチーマス
>>726984073
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>726984292
do it fgt
>>726984511
You want me to take a photo of my compooter screen?
>>726984599
Like they did in '99
>>726984511
>edit log
>take pic
>>726983285
Guess i was wrong
Ah well fucking boorus fucking up, i don't know any botes.
Also my net just killed itself so that's it for me
Night
>>726984713
>take log
>edit pic
>>726984645
Trust me, it's not fake
>>726984713
>>726984772
Both are incredibly easy to do
>>726984340
hello
>>726984408
hi
what does the X1 stands for?
>>726984424
oh really? Is training busy or chill?
>>726984575
so how have you been?
>>726985078
Hi
Nothing, i just couldn't get anything better
I'm going to bed, goodnight
>>726984772
>pic log
>take edit
>>726985078
Let's say that I'll be lucky if I get a lot of sleep this week
>>726985207
>take edit
>log pic
>>726984518
Hey Rem. How's tonight looking?
Did I ever tell you how adorable I find your waifu to be?
>>726985078
Hello to you too.
>>726985078
here and there, up and down, round and round
>>726985485
yes
>>726985198
hi
goodnight muffin
>>726985228
oh :(
Is it more physical training, or tacticool training?
>>726985379
how have you been?
>>726985490
same here, but mostly down
>>726983928
Sleep then dude
>>726983933
Idk lol. What's up?
>>726984073
Hello! What's up?
>>726984247
Top kek. Post more
>>726985032
I can do that too.
>>726985485
>people think it's fake
>>726985633
We're reaching the end of the course, so it's more tactical training. This week we'll be doing some recon patrols, ambushes and a raid on a position. That's on the field, while on garrison we are training for urban ops, how to clear a room and actually clearing a room with civilians/enemies in them
>>726983602
>>726983789
>Heretical rattles
>>726983721
kys
>>726985690
But then I would miss out on the fun. Besides it's feezing in my bed.
>>726985964
Love you too bote
Esdeath is actually a super troll and he's fucking with all of us while claiming normally under someone else.
>>726985379
I finally got back from my usual ten hours of so of being away from home, tornadoes are appearing and I'm starving. So yeah it's pretty normal.
>it's not bad to say that
>>726986190
No really.
Find some bleach.
>>726986242
Woah woah woah. Too lewd. Get that unsensored pussy out of here.
>>726986273
Now now, no need to get violent.
>>726986400
no u
>>726982032
>Showing off PM's.
>>726986400
I'll start by looking here
>>726986553
this
:D
>>726985690
nothing much, you?
>>726985881
ah that sounds cool
are you enjoying this?
Here
>>726986553
You do the same thing kek
>>726986935
At times, yes. Other times, no
Overall I fucking love/hate it
>>726985769
i want to be fucked by shinoa
>>726987032
I wouldn't go as far as posting something personal like Private Conversations in the thread.
It's exactly why I'm glad I stopped interacting with you.
>>726986530
thanks
>>726986530
thanks
>>726986530
thanks
>>726986530
thanks
>>726986530
thanks
>>726985633
I'm okay now that most of my work is done. Just studying for a test.
>>726986362
Sounds like you lead an interesting existence.
Cancer girl showed up for the third night in a row and after we talked for two hours (she kept sitting by me) I had to escort her out to her car.... it was not pretty. People with certain ailments lose a lot of function to the lower half.
>>726987440
Living in a place where interesting things happen doesn't mean the people there are interesting.
>>726987032
that's good I guess
>>726987440
what test?
>>726987440
Well that might mean she likes you too.
>gotta eat
>>726986029
Whatever roles your bote mang. Warm it up by laying in it
>>726986935
Chilling with the family cause cousin's birthday
>>726987039
What
>>726987216
You did to someone who tried to talk to you last year, remember German Megu?
The pleasure is all mine, how's the love affair going anyway
>>726988071
You heard me, smugface.
Daily reminder to cum everyday.
>>726988071
Yeah, I guess I'll just have to go to bed and hope for the best.I would love to talk to you some more but... it's almost 3 am, let's talk tomorrow
>>726980919
Waifus? So the jap fags have invaded once again. Time to nuke another few gook cities. Interested in helping? My numbers 2086209925
>>726988126
>A talk, especially an informal one, between two or more people, in which news and ideas are exchanged.
To this day I still haven't said a single word to that person. It was just.. randomly poking at me.
>how's the love affair going anyway
It's fine, thanks.
>>726988134
Have we met before?
>>726988456
DUDE WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING ALREADY OF COURSE WE CAN TALK MORE GO TO SLEEP
>>726988941
You still leaked how he got ignored hard
I find it hilarious still, poor guy kek
Kek, sure it is, buddy
>>726989297
Alright, alright, but only because you asked nicely. Good night
>>726989539
>junko
more like unko
>>726987636
I mean that his life is interesting.
>>726987838
Stats coming up on Tuesday for me.
>>726987965
D-do you think so anon?
I mean, I think she really does. She would keep leaving my little brother's side to keep coming down to sit on my bed every hour or so.
Though when I offered to help her to the door she kept insisting she let her be 'independant'
>>726990222
nice
Wow, Skyrim magic is really weak
I'd think a fireball to the face would do some decent damage
>>726990317
Yeaa happy i actually hit the trips.
>>726990330
It's really strong once you get the upgrade that makes a two handed cast stagger. Stun locking is goooood.
>>726990330
:o Ah~<3
>>726989704
Haha yes.
>>726990177
I mean she seems to appreciate your worry and be thankful for your help, but I wouldn't know.
She may like you for the fact you're willing to help (and that you're probably nice looking as well as nice.)
How many IPs are ITT?
>>726987032
>You do the same thing
MEGALUL
>>726988134
Aikawa...?
>>726990782
Thanks babe.
>>726990882
Sono
>>726990882
Hey.
>>726990925
Tomoki ^^
>>726980919
>level of autism claiming thread
>>726990882
Hm?
>>726990985
Tomoko ^^
>>726990540
I hadn't thought to get dual casting stuff because I don't tend to do it, I'm typically healing or conjuring with one hand and giving out my mixtape with the other
>>726990627
What did he mean by this?
>>726991052
<3
>>726991125
>flirt
>>726991073
How was your day?
>>726991131
grrr
hi
>>726990676
Idk either.
Maybe she perceives me as a nice guy.
I think I might be crushing on her. Juuust the least bit.
>>726991017
>not being an autistic shut in
>2017
get with the times old man
Yagyu claimed.
>>726991440
Hi
>>726991333
Nice trips~
And it was okay, not the best. I'm not looking forward to tmrw...
>>726991369
Why not?
>>726991412
>hugs you tight
Best claim!
>>726991310
Why?
IT HURTS MASTER!!!!
>>726991457
hi
>>726991607
hi friend
>>726991125
Ah yeah. Conjuring is an odd one. Generally i just used it to dump out a critter, then jumped back to whatever else i was using. I can't say i've tried everything in the game, but i'm of the opinion that two handed destruction is probably the strongest build in the game for most of the game.
>What did he mean by this?
It probably means they want to touch the fluffy tail.
>>726991607
grrrrrr
>>726991613
Because you need it! =]
>>726991426
Well it isn't the first time you liked someone younger than you.
Again, don't go too far.
What has your day been comprised of?
>>726991695
>friendzone
>>726989470
>You still leaked how he got ignored hard
I did, and I'll admit it wasn't right either.
But it was something that made me rather confused if anything. I didn't know who that was or why he was messaging me.
>Kek, sure it is, buddy
We may or may not be way less close now, yeah.
>>726991607
Ah. Well I hope today is good enough and the bad things pass easily tomorrow. >>726991686
Master is a weird title.
>>726991744
Fine, I won't heart you anymore.
>>726991539
hello
>>726991861
AHAHAHAHHAHA
Never.
>i actually laffed pretty hard
>>726991804
I really don't
>>726991823
hi friend but better
>>726992022
hi
>>726991927
Do it again.
>>726992073
how do you feel about the hall of the mountain king?
>>726992075
It's been a while~ how have you been?
>>726992174
Heart you? I don't know. . .
>>726991809
Finished my paper. Talked with her for a bit. Bought more ammo. Now I'm just sort of struggling to find the motivation to study a little more for math because it's late.
>misaki
>>726992075
doing good ?
>>726992019
Your waifu looks a bit different. I do like her hair. >>726992030
Well that kind of sucks you took it as a funny joke. Tomo
>>726992073
Oh, good~. ^u^
>>726989539
Goodnight comrade junko
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