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GUYS IM SHITTING BRIX RIGHT NOW Cut to the chase.... google

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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GUYS IM SHITTING BRIX RIGHT NOW

Cut to the chase.... google has disabled my account

Gonna say right now i had some emails with pizza from /b/...

CAN GMAIL GET YOU ARRESTED

I didnt send em out and theybwere just sittin there...was going to delete eventually

Was trying to figure out how to get my account back... WHEN I STUBLED ON DAT HOUSTON GUY WHO GOT ARRESTED BY GOOGLE

WTF MAN, HALP

I know da account had my name... maybe my number
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post your social security number and I can help you out
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you're fucking dead, dude
have fun getting it up the ass in prison
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>>726954193
Was it pizza of the cheese kind? In that case you deserve whats coming tbqh
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That's what you get for being a pedophile piece of shit, kiss your asshole goodbye
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>>726954193
are we talking full name?
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Stop freaking out, for fucks sake man you can't get arrested for receiving "Pizza" unless you knowingly stored any of the photos. Just sit back and relax, don't talk if they actually come to get you even if they are acting all nice. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING (don't confirm or deny it). Get a lawyer and follow his instructions to the tee, a good lawyer not one of those public government slave ones who get paid even if they lose.
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>>726954193
I don't get it. Why is your account disabled?
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>>726954193
You did the best thing by posting about it on an open forum! I'm glad you thought this through.
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>>726954193
Pepe its the popo were cumming in!
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>>726955697
Kek.
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>>726954390
This.
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>>726954193
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>>726955427
if it's a common first name you probably aren't in trouble although you deserve to be
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>>726955666
Nice satanic trips, for them I'll answer the question. "Pizza" = cp. he's fucked if he stored any of the photos.
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>>726955800
Mods incoming, why the fuck would you post that.
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>>726955920
I think anon literally meant why did his account get disabled? Cuz the way I'm understanding this is that for some reason his account got disabled and he happen to have pizza on there(though that isn't the reason it got disabled)
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Unless you were running proxy or something to hide you're fucked. They've been cracking down on pizza delivery guys recently. I would donate all your money to some poorfags and brace your asshole for the pounding
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you're a fucking idiot and you deserve it
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>>726955800
MOOOODS!!!!! CHEESE PIZZA !!
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>>726956207
It got disabled because of the pizza.
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>>726954193

OP HERE

I made another account with Google

Everything that was in the old one...GONE GOOD RIDDENCE

it had my name ... not full... (i can say someone hacked me, or just happened to make up dat name)

no address or city... i might be in the clear

But does google really read ur email??
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>>726956339
Not your emails but the files you uploads they peak at. Did you use the drive or a cloud at all?
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>>726956339
you shouldn't have fucked with the pizza in the first place you dumb fuck
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>>726956534
Pretty much
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>>726956083
That's mature cheeze pizza you fucking cucking deplorable libtard nazi newfag
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>>726956666
Fuck!
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>>726955485
I'm a private lawyer and I get paid even if I lose. I'd plead OP out to only 2-3 years of assraping. He's still going to jail tho
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>>726956339
>does google really read ur email
wake the fuck up
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>>726956666
Check those quads
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>>726956741
Can I have some money richfag?
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>>726956501

OP HERE

No. Never used them...

But fuck....can they still find me??... should i clear all my drives of anything remotly resembling pizza?

Wut if google tips off dat agency place like with the Houston guy...fuckfuckfuck
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>>726956666
Chek dem quadz, dem some noice quadz
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HahahahHahah, enjoy getting ass fucked in prison faggot
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>>726956339
Op you posted about it on an open forum that ship has sailed, lawyer up man do some research now while you still can. Don't be stingy on the price either get the best you can possibly afford. Don't under any circumstances take the lawyer that they give you. They are literally serve to to the gov. If they piss off the judge they can kiss their careers goodbye.
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Google automatically scans its various services for cp. When it finds it, it shuts the account down. However, it's *very* unlikely they reported you to anyone, for a number of reasons, mainly because it would rope Google in to a lot of work and administrative overhead to deal with prosecutors, depositions, etc. So calm down and stay away from that shit from now on.

Without being too specific, let me say that I know this on good authority.
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>>726956851
Turn yourself in, at least in jail you'll get laid (whether you like it or not)
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>>726956666
CP QUADS OF GLORY
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>>726956666
Check them ^
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>>726955800
FUCK DUDE I DONT WANT THE FEDS ON ME DELETE TTHOS RIGHT NOW WTF!!!
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>>726954193
So what? I order chicken BBQ pizza once a month and I get confirmation emails.
What's the big deal?
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>>726957021
Pedo detected
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>>726956501
>thinking the cloud is secure
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>>726957090
>being this new

>>726957107
nothing wrong with that
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>>726956851
What did you even answer to these pizza mails? Was it like "o jes nice pusspuss plis morr" or didn't you answer at all? If you just received the mails without answering theres nothing to worry about
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>>726957107
A pedo telling the OP to stay away from cp?
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>>726956851
Its too late

they have been watching you for months

see that extra flash on your modem?

RUN NOW
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>>726957226
False flag pedo, wake up sheeple
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>>726956851
id clear my drives, change my name, get a new house, and fake my death
but that's probably overkill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Kek
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>>726957135
Exact opposite of why I asked
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In all seriousness OP you're screwed.
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>>726957380
Cuck
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>>726956851
lawfag here
once you get arrested, get your lawyer to speak to the prosecutor and have him Insist that you can help them find the source of a bogger cp ring and cop a plea deal, even if you know nothing just give them bullshit info. Cant tell you how many times ive seen this happen
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>>726957289
anon please i can't go to jail again
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Protocol 0, man. Destroy your PC, fake your death, get a new identity, and hide out on a Norwegian fishing boat. It's your only hope.
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>>726957179
fell for the b8
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>>726954193
These idiots crying rape are projecting their fantasies.
Many states don't even let SO into gen pop.
Many go to facilities that are for SO only.

Non-violent SO are treated differently in many states.

If you can hack solitary, try to get it.
Helps if you were a victim of violence in the past.

Getting out is worse, in some ways.
Finding a job, a home etc.
If yer in Fla, Ga, Ok or Kansas
Offing yerself is a better choice.
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>>726956253
That's pepperoni you dumb cunt
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>>726957021
this you dumb nigger.
you were being fucking dumb and got caught by some automated shit.
from now on get your pizza some secure, not dumb as shit way.
And yes, anything having to do with google knows exactly who you are, where you live, how your shit smells, etc.
you're fine OP, but from now on be smarter. take this as a wake up call.
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>>726956741
Whats it like being a lawyer?
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>>726956666
QUADS OF TRUTH
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>>726957519
pretending to be retarded isn't bait bruh
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As a few anons have said . if you recieved them without trying to get them. You are in the clear, but if you're a pedo then you're fucked. Google WILL contact who they need to and there will be an investigation. Best case scenario is not to be a pedo
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>>726957579
Too late for a wake up call..
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>>726957452
Does this work for drug busts as well? Giving fake info to catch a no one
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>>726957579
also, either delete all your emails or dont delete anything. only deleting pizza ones is showing that you're trying to hide something. Deleting any file wont do shit, op. they already have copies, jesus.
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how do u idiots even get into this... i browse /b/ on the regular and never see any cp. lucky i guess
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>>726957635
That wasn't pretending to be retarded, that was a good joke. You took the b8.
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>>726957711
He obviously received them for a reason. No one gets a cheese pizza without asking for a cheese pizza.
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>>726955666
He knows exactly why his account was disabled, because he was clearly trading cp. It doesn't happen by accident. You better be sweating, OP.
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>>726954390
He's right
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>>726957821
Only democrats have access to CP, it's why libtards vote for them, TRump has reduced cp by 700% in his first month of power, faggots need to read reel news
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>>726957289
Hawt, do you have any more of those. I am willing to pay. I'm on incognito now so it should be safe to upload them via my email. I don't know what Google was thinking when they added that feature.
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>>726954193
You gotta leave the country. I got you covered. Just get in my helicopter...
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>>726956339
name doesnt matter. if youve ever logged on to that email with an internet provider that you paid for youre going to prison. Timestamps. IP address logs. this isnt rocket science. They know who you are after 1 phone call. goodbye.
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>>726957796
cp and drugs are two different areas
since cp is digital theres a lower chance of being caught
since drugs are physical they'd rather have physical evidence in order to insure a conviction. Even if you just scheme out your personal drug dealer thats good enough
it has to be at least somewhat credible
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>>726958047
What a kind asian man
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>>726954193
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>>726954193
And just think, after getting treated like a bitch for years, your poor virgin asshole reamed and filled with cum by a bunch of horny niggers, you'll have to file as a sex offender for the rest of your life. Oh, and you probably won't be allowed on a computer either, since you've already proven you can't be trusted.
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>>726956339
Google knows your IP address so they dont need your name. FBI can look up your address by calling the ISP that you use.

Knock knock knock. Who's there?
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>>726957821
TBH the closest that gets posted anymore is loli/shota. You really have to go out of your way to find CP.
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>>726954193
Update OP? What're you doing? What's your thoughts?
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>>726958051
Not if he was using Incognito mode.
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>>726958295
Yeah hey man were all here for you
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>>726957891
this
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>be me
>store Cheesy Peezy in google like the dumbfuck I am
>open gmail for the daily slapping session
>account disabled
>holy fuck what do
>post thread on 4chan to ask the genious people of the internet, they'll help
>SWAT team bursts from the window
>"You're arrested"
>brilliant idea pops up
>show the SWAT team google's privacy policy they can't access my account without my permission
>MFW I'm browsing in incognito
>call a SWAT team on the SWAT team
>post CP thread on 4chan and masturbate to sleep
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>>726958370
This. Finally a real hacker anon.
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>>726958549
kek
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>>726956924
that depends if op is using a computer that was linked to the email if not clear the computer and dump it
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>>726958370
Incognito is like having 7 proxies.
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>>726954193
NIGGA YOU GOTTA GO ON DAMAGE CONTROL
fuck, make it look like you got hacked or something.
DENY EVERYTHING IF THEY COME FOR YOU
if it comes to it you might need to either
a. Abandon country
b. Maybe a plea deal if you don't mind prison and butt rape
c. Suicide
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>>726954193
>I know da account had my name... maybe my number

They also have your IP address, you idiot.
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>>726958295

OP HERE....again

Gonna..casually go thru my drives and delete shit.... no property is under my name... and i dont even pay for the internet...

Just gonna back away slowly frm all this shit....

And after 72 hrs.... if everything looks ok

And nobody is following me

Ill assume i am in the clear
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>>726958370
1337 H4(K5
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>>726958295
Op dead?
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>>726954193
Op you are fucked, An Hero now unless you want to service a bunch of black cocks for the next five years.
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>>726958893
either delete everything on your hard drive, or move it to an external that you keep with you at all times. that way you can fucking magnet that shit at a moments notice
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>>726958893
just throw out and buy a new hard drive
make sure you take a hammer to the old one first
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>>726958370
Jesus.
Just wow
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>>726958224
Once again, not the case.
If in gen pop, getting beat up is more likely.
Rapists become SO themselves.
Then guess what?? Hahaha.

Computer access may be monitored, or not, all depends on the judge.
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>>726958370
Anonymous is looking for Hackers of your caliber, Join us we have big plans for 2017.
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>>726954193
Better just prepare by shoving random large objects lubeless up your ass now kek
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>>726958893
Dude it's fucking too late. May aswell save the pizza as your facebook profile picture.
Guys in prison don't like pizza lovers, and they will find out what pizza you like.
If I was you I'd move or an hero the shit outta here.
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>>726954193
Take all of your money out of your bank account and run for the hills bruv.
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>>726958893

They have your IP and your name. You can be found easily with the properly filed warrants.


>And after 72 hrs.... if everything looks ok

Do you really think they would have to move this fast. It could take a month or so. They already have your email account and your CP. They and LE would wait a month or two to build a case.
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>>726959257
I actually am in the cyber security field. I also like using Ubuntu, or as I like to call it, GNU + Linux
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>>726959394
I wonder if it was pineapple pizza.. Worst kind.. he'll be taking some black snake from Bubba if it is.
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>>726955666
Nice trips. Also hi Satan
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Here's the thing about ass rape in prison, OP. Once some angry buff dude with a rage boner begins pounding that butt you have to sit there and just take it or fight back because at that point it's just butt fucking. You can maybe get out of it and beat the shit out of the guy raping you in the prison shower and it's pain for pain. But the MOMENT that dude gets you in a grip and you can't break free and he's just vigorously pumping that asshole as both of you tense up more and more and then he just up and blows a fat wad of cum deep in your butt it's over. Its just fucking over man. He won. You have to just lay there in the fetal position with his jizz slowly oozing out of your butt and going into the drain. Anyways instead of dropping the soap I'd just put it in your butt and get it nice and lubed up for Jamal with the dreadlocks or Bubba the buff dude with a brown mohawk and swastika tattoo on his forehead. When you get out hopefully you stop looking at CP. This is the help you need.
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>>726958893
Don't just delete, when you delete things through normal Channels It's easily recoverd. Unless you have time to sift through all your unmarked data and scramble it, just burn the shit.
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>>726959531
Hot
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>>726959440
Exactly.

They're not gonna jump straight onto you. They'll wait a while, watch you then eventually when you're least expecting it BAM, niggas coming through your front door, full charge for the cheese pizza lover.
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>>726954193

RIP

The Party Van is on its way
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>>726959109
its a meme normie
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>>726955666
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>>726958051

Name does matter. An IP is typically not enough for a warrant as there could be several people using it. Name+IP means GameOverMan, GameOver.
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>>726958932

No.Just preparing to be v&.
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>>726956666
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>>726954193
You shouldnt be a pedo then should you
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>>726954193
is your last name podesta by any chance?
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>>726957522
lmfao i was just in prison in US and you are dead wrong.
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>>726959719
Whew - I was appalled that someone on /b/ might actually think this.
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>>726954193
Prepare your angus
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>>726959813
Man, it's gonna suck when all your friends and family find out why you're going to prison. An hero
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>>726959888
nice trips
also enlighten us
explain why
preferably with le meme arrows plz
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>>726954193
>>
Lucy Loud
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Google insider here. Yea i work for google and i on a weekly basis run a scan on various email accounts. If pizza has been found we disable that email and freeze the content what will be further investigated by google workers like me. After that we file a report to the police and seal the evidence. Pedofags fear me
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Lincoln Loud
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>>726960113
but like now you have cp in your computer. you can just as easily get arrested for that
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>>726959888
>>726955666
>>726956666

what IS it with all these gets!?
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THIS thread is actual jokes lmaooo!!!
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physically destroy the hard drives, and then go back in time and don't be such a dumbass. also I hope you like large dicks up your ass, because thats what you'll get (and deserve) when, not if, you go to prison.
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>>726958893
the real question is what did the emails contain like how incriminating does it look?
is said pizza old enough to pass as a 18 and what the delivery boy say as long as it wasn't here's your kiddie porn you are good.

and im only saying this for legal advice nothing more
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op, haven't you read all the stories?
"Oh, they randomly disabled my account. Weird..Oh, fuck, the cheese pizza. Nah, I'll be fine."

You're not fine.
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>>726960110
>>726960188
do you have autism
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>>726954193
you deserve it sick fuck, have fun taking it in the asshole
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>>726960656
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>>726957179
>being this new

If that blatant joke sailed over your head that easily I unironically think you might have autism.
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>>726954193
all I can say in all reality is prepare your asshole
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>>726960410
It contained little asian girls 8yo or 6yo getting raped by fat obese stinky dirty white males. I ordered more and i payed for it. Its me OP thats why i shit brix now should i end it all burn my place down and hide in the wilderness?
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>>726960113

It's not quite that simple. If you send CP to a bunch of email accounts, they won't all be locked. If they did auto-lock the accounts, this would make it very easy for some anon to fuck a lot people over very quickly.
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>>726960727
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>726956851
>typing in all caps, saying shit like wut, dat, da and other nigger speak
Prepare your anus, and then kys you illiterate faggot.
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>>726960864
see
>>726959531
just keep that in mind, OP.
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>>726954193
OP word of advice, keep your asshole well lubed at all times while in prison. Friction in the asshole doesn't feel good for either party.
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>>726955485

OP knowingly stored incident photos on his gmail account. enjoy your prison and sex offender list OP see ya
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>>726955194
followed by a slow painful death
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>>726960864

If you paid for CP, you're likely to be v&.
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>>726960410
i'm no shark but you should look from all angles for a loop hole what context entails can destroy you or set you free.
if not make a list of all details about where you got it and try to construct a plea deal with a lawyer.
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>>726956339
they don't read your email but they have the 'fingerprints' of certain files.
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>>726961049
SMACKS WITH BROOM
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>>726956339
Now you just need to sanitize your hard drive. Just because you delete something doesn't mean it's gone. It just means your system doesn't remember the address of where that something is stored. That space is available for new storage, but if you have lots of memory that new storage might not happen for a long time.

Easiest way to sanitize is to replace your hard drive, reload your system from scratch. Take your old hard drive, hit it with a hammer repeatedly and dump it as scrap. Sure you're going to lose some stuff, but it beats the hell out of 10 to 25 inna joint.
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>>726960864
OP, if this is actually you. You are fucked. Just An Hero, or run while they are still building a case you are unlikley to make it because you where dumb enough to order cheese pizza via email but give it a shot anyway.
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might as well go out with a bang OP
post it
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>brags about pizza
>posts none

yeah right, OP
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>>726960062
>>726959888
>be me, picked up on felony warrant
>shit public defender gets me 15 months for theft over $300
>judge assigns me to minimum security facility but get sent to medium state prison, mt. sterling
>find out on arrival that it is now an experimental maximum joint, and they brought in about 500 SO's, lifers with multiple sentences, multiple murderers etc.
> general population includes anyone, trannies, killers, chimos (pedos). Its not true that people can find out about you, people only know what you tell them, but if you tell anyone expect everyone to find out by the next day

cont...
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>>726954390
And credit card info, we'll help you
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>>726954193
OP format or magnet all your hard drives, pack up and just leave town. Walk away and start over somewhere else, anonymously.
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>>726961504
>>726961327
i gave advice but if this is true fucking kill >>726961327
our self i ought you meant a 16 year old of something of a reasonable age which is legal in some states but no nononono just fucking hang yourself an hero youself you fucking degenerate peice of human garbage ugh kys you nasty faggot
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>>726961813
>shit publicdefender gets me 15 months

You got what you deserved you thieving gypo cunt
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>>726961396
Ouch
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>>726958893
Might as well enjoy what you have, short of microwaving your computer and modem they can recover it.
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OP watch this video, it's got some good advice for you :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQRbXmX-3v4
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just come to terms now that you will and have to learn to be wife material to some huge fat black guy who sneaks his homies into your cell to run a train on your ass hole. one after another, using you like the slut you are to them. have fun, wifey.
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Gmail does scan emails for cheese pizza, based off a central database maintained by NCMEC

http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-google-gmail-child-pornography-20140804-story.html

So when Feds knock on your door within a month, they aren't going to care if it was accidental or not. they are going to cease literally all digital and computer related devices from your place.

I'm not sure if you're telling the truth, maybe you were trading and got caught.
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>>726961418

If you have backups another idea is to restore a backup from before the CP to a new drive then toss the original drive (after hammer application) and delete the newer backups. And wipe the free space on your backup drive(s). You still lose some shit but it's not as bad as a clean reinstall.
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>>726962003
you make me fucking sick im gonna kick your fucking ass i have your ip and am comming you are only one state over
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>>726962555
the trips tell no lies. get ready for an ass whooping.
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>>726954193
Why would you store illegal images on the internet? Are you actually retarded?

Doesn't matter if they had your name or number, they still have your ip address.
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>>726961813
>locked down in two man call 22.5 hours a day, 1.5 hours in day room for "recreation" and showers (also 2 man). Recreation is playing chess or spades, or hearing dindus try to rap as loud as possible. Oh and mental cases are in general pop too.
>I'm one of three white guys on the wing, other two are a murderer and a rapist. I'm 6'7", not jacked but I look ugly so people dont fuck with me, play cards with the white dudes and talk about /x/ shit with some dindus, they believe anything
>no one rapes anyone because trannies will do it willingly for food from commissary which serves as barter currency. Ramen noodles are denotions of 25 cents, stamped envelopes are 50.
>prison food has salt peter in it to decrease testosterone and sexual urges, plus its made of soy and by-products that are horrible on yur guts

cont...
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if OP isn't a troll it's too late. No matter what he erases or destroys his IP was logged purchasing or trading via mail. and you admitting it on 4chan isn't gonna help either since this place shares IP information with authorities when needed. And since wikileaks posted about everything have a unlocked door to everything...it's too late.

You don't have many options and 72 hours isn't a good judge of getting off. Some cases go months and months and months before the net is closed
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>>726962250
Knew someone who had cheese pizza, kept telling him to throw the shit in the microwave he told me that it doesn't taste good microwaved, he put it in the oven instead.
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>>726962150
never said i was innocent, dumbass.
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>>726963037
>prison food has salt peter in it to decrease testosterone and sexual urges

Bullshit. SP does nothing of the sort. That's all folklore/urban-myth.
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>>726963164
Get out of my country you mexican scum
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>>726963503

Soy does increase estrogen, though.
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>>726962442
Nvm, finished reading the thread.
Yeah, if you were trading pizza, I don't give a fuck about you. I came into the thread thinking it was an accident.

My background is Criminal Justice specifically. I've worked for courts and various lawyers.. I'm not a lawyer (yet) but I have assisted on similar cases. When I interned at one of the district court houses in my state, I was involved in handling a *classmates* CP case. He fucked up real bad.

But here's what I know:
IP that is attached to the email is enough for a subpoena. Doesn't require an alias/address/any other personal identification.

It's usually Feds that begin the case, and work with whatever local agencies as they close in.

1. Gmail does their weekly/monthly scan
2. Emails are flagged, probably up to a hundred monthly
3. By law, Google is required to report any related content to the feds. "Federal law requires that electronic communication providers like Google report instances of suspected child abuse when it becomes aware of them, "
4. Either Homeland Security, FBI, or even ICE sometimes, all get involved.
5. Federal complaint issued, IP traced, ISP subpoenaed and they will be looking for the account holder specifically and go from there
6. Probably take up to a month, maybe longer. Sometimes up to a year they catch up with these dudes who think they are in the clear.
7. They. will. find you.
8. Face plastered on local TV and tabloids
9. Well, rekt.
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>>726956666
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>>726959440
The statute to pursue something like this is 2-3 years, 5 for sexual assault, there isn't a limit on sexual assault of a minor but most cases run cold around 5 too.
I've had the cops called on me because people started rumors I was a rapist. The idiots kept claiming that I was doing it while I was at work though so the cases all collapsed, video evidence of me at work kinda killed it. They told me they could pursue it up to five years, I told them the truth, that about 6 years prior I had been making out with a girl who had lied about her age, and when I found out I walked out, she got her friend to beat her up and claimed I raped her. But she had waited almost 6 years to call the cops. So other people started trying to claim it happened more recently, one tried to say I did it but I was at work, another claimed I raped her while I wasn't even in the country. My parents flew me and my siblings to Europe for their anniversary. It can really muck up your social life, but if you're calm, honest, and not a pedo, they can't do shit.
Well they couldn't to me, they fined the last person to make one of those calls for a false emergency report, the girl who claimed I raped her got nothing, but her friend who apparently drugged her after I left got a month in jail and some probation. (Turned out she was trying to stage it to look like she got raped but they didn't expect me to resist the roofies enough to make it home, or that I might have been in other things too)
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>>726963962
sounds like you got a month OP to smash your harddrive, externals and whatever else you had shit on, drive 3 hours away and throw them in a dumpster and buy new ones.
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>>726954193
You are fucking dead.
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What is this language about "pizza on chess"... I heard of this, but thought it was just those foil fags...
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>>726955666
Whats wrong with club penguin?
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F
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>>726963037
>Correctional officers are funny as hell, they talk shit over the intercom all day and hand out citations for stupid shit just to make inmates mad so the officers get attacked and get paid time off. They do all they can to avoid any type of work.
>fights happen all the time between dindus but don't last long, more like gay slapping than fighting, til they get maced and BTFO by guards
>nothing is ever cleaned so sickness is everywhere, saw 2 people die from suffocating while having siezures, guards just watch and wait, healthcare doesn't respond.
>cellmate is chill dindu, says hes in for abuse with a deadly weapon, taught himself law from inside prison and was fighting his case for 9 years so far; into anime and history
>I got out two days ago, looked up his record and found out he was actually doing 35 years for rape, never woulda guessed.
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>>726963503
i was just repeating what i heard, didnt mean to perpetuate bullshit. the food is awful though
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>>726961813
what did you steal that was worth $300?
and that seems overkill.
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>>726963652
I'm white, learn to read and troll harder
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>>726963158
If the pizza is cold, fuck it, just enjoy it as is.
Maybe drizzle with ranch first?
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>>726965091
some audio equipment i was gonna sell. I used to be a junkie but I decided to get balls and quit. Doing better now.
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>>726954390
Fbibro here, are you the new John guy?
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>>726957601
sudden AMA
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>>726964003
This did teach me one thing, alibi is important, and if you want to frame someone it helps to know their schedule
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>>726963652
If he was an illegal immigrant they'd deport him not lock him up here.
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>>726964909
>didnt mean to perpetuate bullshit.

NP. Just letting people know. Was in USAF basic years ago and almost everybody believed this.

>the food is awful though

That I do not doubt.
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pizza = child porn? since fucking when lmao
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>>726965535
>I used to be a junkie but I decided to get balls and quit. Doing better now.

Good going, anon. I'm 10 years clean. Kicked by myself and moved to a non-toxic environment. Fuck AA and their 12 fucking steps.
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>>726966819
being this new
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>>726966819
>since when
Holy shit please tell me this is bait, this is fucking terrible
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>>726966819

cheese pizza = CP = child porn

For at least 10 years.
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>>726967012
bait successful
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>>726956210
Lmfao
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I'm sure their are a lot of Pedo's lurking this thread. I figured I would dump some of my cp. I'm going to jail soon anyways. Enjoy you degenerates.
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>>726968019
Personal Favorite
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>>726967031
no
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>>726968019
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>>726968019
Paid good money for this one.
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>>726968019
I took this one myself my roommate left me to babysit. Kek.
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yo OP chill out, nothings gonna happen
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>>726968972
Kek. Did you not read this thread?
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>>726968566
>>726968338
>>726968242
>>726968160
>>726968019
WHO SHE!!!???!?!
MOAR PLS
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>>726958893

you may as well knock on area 51's front door and see what happens
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>>726969429
i second this
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>>726969429

do this

you may as well bring them pizza lel
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>>726955336
I agree
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>>726969129
nolol
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>>726954193
You're going to be raped to death, you silly nigger.
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doin internship in cyber security


long story short, if you have any activity on your account that shows participation in the creation, usage or even propagation of pizza, you're fucked dude.

once they link your identity to your account you are literally fucked

Innocent people get done over from this OP. Let's be honest though, you pretty much deserve it.
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>>726956339
That's not how it works, you stupid nigger. you're not clear. If you've ever so much as scrolled to the bottom of your gmail you would know they catalog every ip adress thats logged on.
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>>726962539
if i was OP id just dump the hard drive the fucks the point in trying to save some random bullshit when u can just thrash the hard drive save 10-15 years of your life and build again
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>>726955485
>photos. Just sit back and relax, don't talk if they actually come to get you even if they are acting all nice. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING (don't confirm or deny it). Get a lawyer and follow his instructions to the tee, a good lawyer not one of those public government slave ones who get paid even if they lose.

This. Study the Reid techniques and don't say fucking anything.

Also, perhaps wipe your hard drive twice by reinstallin ghe OS using the slow/full format option.
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Enjoy the orange uniform. Also what was the pizza about ?
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>>726954193
its hard to say you're hacked when the cache'd ips all lead straight to a 4km radius of your computer
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>>726954193
>emails with pizza
LOL
Goddamn, you're a special kind of stupid.
Thanks for giving the Feds an airtight case!
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>>726972777
Nice trips.

>>726973529
Well, your computer can still be hacked. Mine has had viruses on and off for years,
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RIP OP
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>>726954193
>sharing pizza via google mail

topkek
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>>726954193
>had my name... maybe my number
And your IP(s) dipshit.
When you get to prison, ask to be in PC or the diddler wing. There are other pervs in there that will probably fuck your asshole till it bleeds; this is called justice.
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>>726955427
>>726955883
Doesn't really matter what name he had on it. They've got an IP history on him.
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Op you still there
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>>726955800
Disgusting peedough
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>>726956083
>>726956083
>>726956253
>>726956253
>>726957084
summer already here?
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>>726955800
Actually peperoni pizza, nice try but that is actually legal
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>>726954193
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>>726975039
That would make it PCP.
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>>726959888
Really?

You must have been in a shit hole.

Where I was, the only ppl who got fucked were ones that wanted it.

Sexual activity of ANY kind was punished.
Raping someone was severly punished and were prosecuted by the state.

And the few that did became SO themselves.
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So... wait. If [c]heese [p]izza is [c]hild [p]orn, then is [h]ard [c]andy stand for [h]urt[c]ore?

Or is hard candy just mean [h]ard[core], or just refer to pizza in general?

I don't know enough about this stuff to understand.
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If the actors are consenting i don't see any issue with that
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Cya later anon, lol.
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>>726959531
The enthusiasm for homo rape on this site is amazing.

You watch too much tv.
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>>726954193
I wouldn't even store this stuff at home without proper encryption and physically hidding the hdd.

And you let this stuff online in your google accout.

BTW are we talking here about pepperoni pizza with double and extra cheese or just an innocent pizza margherita without much topping?
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>>726954193
Eat shit you fucking scumbag.
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>>726954193
Google (despite stating otherwise) has a low paid high turnover tech unit dedicated to checking images and videos across Google platforms for illegal content. Checking is largely random.
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>>726970947
Why do you assume op is a nigger?
Plenty of white guys go to jail.
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>>726954193
Topkek, do you know what they do to pedos in gen pop faggot? I'll let you in on a little secret, anywhere from 25 to 50 percent of all violent criminals were abused as kids, so sufficed to say they have some pent up aggression. You're fucked kiddo, an hero, it will be much quicker.
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>>726957601
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>>726954193
Join a massive rock band and claim that it was to prove the banks are involved
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post proof you lier
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>>726954193
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>>726956851
Good luck finding a job when you get out of the Buttfuck Hotel.

>Instant Lifetime Sex Offender List
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>>726954193
you emailed cp? this is what's wrong with the criminal justice system; it only snares the dumb criminals. i guess culling the low hanging fruit serves some purpose for society, but fighting crime is not it.
>>
THEY GOT YOU NOW.

-They'll use this thread and cross-reference thw IP's, linking it to your Google account.

If I were you, I would start pounding your own ass with a giant dildo now so it doesn't hurt as bad.
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>>726976343
There are ways to stay away from genpop.
Depending on the state you live in, SO's are kept seperate or even have facilities for SO only.

Also, what nation you live in. Google is international. Do they know laws in every country?
Loli boards on this site 24 hrs a day.
Does Google know the laws of every state?

Interesting questions to be answered.
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>>726954193
free pizza, lucky
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Kek, all this just to see some undersized tits.
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>>726977055
Depends on where you live.
Different standards in other states.
Not a felony everywhere.
Not a violent crime everywhere.

Lifetime on the list is level-of-crime dependent.
And the judge you get can make a difference.

There are simply too many variables for anyone to give a blanket statement.
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mods mods mods
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>>726959499
Oh yeah? You like calling it that?
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>>726959499
Grow some balls. Install Gentoo
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I like how the FBI is just lurking on this thread, laughing their asses off as OP post more and more written confessions.
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>>726954193
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>>726977929
>Depends on where you live.
NOPE, it's a federal thing now.
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>>726978496
thats a real test of patience and then I always fucked up my compiler chain by using unsafe flags
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>>726978496
I can also recommend LFS
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>>726968338
Nice wedge
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>>726978729
No, it depends on what LEA catches you.
If you're caught by a state LEA, it's theirs.
If it's Fed, and you're found guilty you get sent to a Fed facility.
Fed is Waaayyyyy better than state.
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>>726979007
I'm looking to start a career in Cyber-Security. What is the best language to learn? I don't want to devote my time learning a Language just to find out it's not used in the field.
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>>726979956
Learn FORTRAN on 4chan
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op might as well go get some pizza in real life if u know what I mean. If trips he records it
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>>726954193
I used to work for Google in their Chrome team. I knew some guys in the illegal activity investigations department. If your account was shut down, it's definitely been flagged. Your information will be forwarded to the authorities, all grossly obscene material and information on the account owner is. They're probably getting a warrant as we speak. Bottom line, you're fucked. Better start practice stretching that ass, because Leroy and his homies inside will be using it as a stress reliever. You're looking at 7 years for pizza stuff.
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>>726979956
Learn brainfuck. It's used pretty much everywhere. I work in infosec, so I definitely know.
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>>726979956
what are you talking about? what has cyber-security to do with languages? if you mean programming than use whatever your "Hello World" tutorial uses. I like LISP.
>>
Things you should do:
1. Use the program eraser to overwrite data, do this multiple times
2. Use veracrypt to encrypt all your harddrives
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>>726981318
he had it online in his gmail account
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>>726980941
Meant coding, thank you.
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>>726954193
Sounds fake to me, OP.

But if it is real, it depends what country you are in. If someone sent you those emails, and there is NOTHING, ANYWHERE about you asking for it to be sent you should be fine.

Have you downloaded the imgs to your pc, if yes, format hd then dump it somewhere rural / far away. maybe like a river.

If this is real, you can get out of it. Although you need to think smart, erase all traces, but dont let them see that you are erasing.

If you asked for it on the open web and they can find records of it and link it to you/your email you're fucked.
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>>726981462
Yes but there may be other evidence in his computer, the feds will seize his pc for sure
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>>726958893
DONT FUCKING DELETE IT.

DUMP YOUR FUCKING PC.

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THAT YOU DIDNT MAKE THIS THREAD WITH OUT USING TOR/PROXYS/VPNS

If you are leaving, go now. Right fucking now.
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>>726954193
Post your Gmail acc i can help if i know what the account is.
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>>726981318
Format pc. Dump it

Skip country.

He didnt use a vpn/tor/anything and its on his gmail account with his real name.

Google logs IP. it will all be logging in from his home network.

I dont know what country OP is in, but in mine if you see something like that and dont report it you also breaking the law.

Best bet is dump and run.

Take out all money and skip country. Maybe get a fake id/passport and set up life in new country.

You fucked up real bad OP, real bad
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>>726955194
prison rape is a meme
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>>726982820
bump, do this OP
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>random facebook friend randonly sends me video of pizza being unfurnaced
>on messenger
>nothing happened

Op u gay
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>>726956666
Praise
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>>726982836
Lol
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OP, I am the notorious hacker known as 4chan.

I have a brief message for you.

Run.

Run while you still can.

You see that flashing light on your modem? Yes, now look at it again. I am staring into your soul.

You hear the random creaking of floorboards at night even when only you are home? That's right, I go where I want.

You know that old guy that smells of piss that you walk past 2/3 days a week to get to work? Yes, that is also me. It's one of my many disguises.

Again OP I state to you. Run. For I am the hacker known as 4chan, and I have hacked your IP address and also hacked the internet before.
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>>726954193
If this is real then you are fucked...literally
>>
When you say run and he hypothetically tryes to run how would he need proceed?
You know with bank accounts, documents, visas?
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Oh no 4chan... please be merciful. Dont hack my internets
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>>726955194
I know
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>>726974837
No its spring you melt
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>>726985137
Well his account has been flagged, this doesnt mean feds have it or any of his passports have been cancelled, so he should withdraw all the money he can and go to somewhere like mexico.
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>>726954193
you so fucked, you so stoopid and you so deserve it
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>>726984148
It is
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