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ITT: we describe countries in a way that even dumb amerifats

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: we describe countries in a way that even dumb amerifats can guess it
>where the bombs dropped
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>EVIL KNEEVIL COMMUNISTS
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>>726915318

China

huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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self-bump
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bump agen
>they speak mexican in yuropoor
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>white africans
NEEEDS BUMP
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pls help bump
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>>726915631
Spain?
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ITT: Jealous, America obsessed europoors and third worlders make shitty bait to try to feel better about not being American.
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>>726917040
Jealous of what?

I'm a slav europoor who has been to the US, and honestly would never live there.

Every vehicle and food item is 5× the size of a regular one.
Although you people are pleasant. Boned a few chicks including nigresses.
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>>726917040
Murica is basically a third world country right now...all thats missing is a military coup and its got all the fixings to be just another pisshole on earth
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>>726917237
Clearly of alot of things. ;)
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>refugees
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That waffle one where the socialist union is.
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>>726917301
Not really, it's a nice place to visit, but seems hectic to reside in.

It's especially scary when you realize you're financially fucked if you need to go to hospital
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>>726917282
>am-america is a th-third world obviously
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>>726917562
Not him.
You don't even have maternity leave.
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>germany: kicked their asses twice, then became friends against the evil commies eventually
>vietnam: guerillas who eat rice and got our asses handed to them when lbj was president
>prc: modern day commies who steal our jobs
>france: never won a war
>canada: the hat where draft dodgers go
>uk: our best of friends (who once burned down the white house)
>japan: did pearl harbor, got nuked twice, then turned a 180 and became our best of friends against asian commies
>russia: they hate us
>iran: they hate us and contra
>dprk: they hate us the most
>mexico: LET'S BUILD A WALL
>pakistan: oh, you mean bin laden right?
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>>726917674
Oh thank God you have that. Need to take care of your wife's Muslim rape baby eh?
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>>726917497
Germany?
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>>726917808
>Need to take care of your wife's Muslim rape baby
Nope, we have this amazing technology called abortions. Best part is you don't even have to pay for them.
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>>726917908
This.

Euros don't squabble over muh rights

They also don't poll its people
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>>726915318
Where terrorists run down citizens
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>>726917040
>Jealous, America obsessed europoors and third worlders make shitty bait to try to feel better about not being American.
You are the kind of person that makes the US look like shit. Most people here don't have anything against your people in general, until someone like you comes being an asshole acting like the US is the only country worth living in. Believe me, you don't make your country look better, you just get people from other parts of the world hate it.
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>>726917908
>my wife needed to abort her Muslim rape baby

Kek
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>>726917040
>to try to feel better about not being American.
not being american already makes me feel better
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>>726917237
CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
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>>726918123
>acting like anyone cares what some third worlder thinks of another country
>hating an entire country because someone made fun of you on /b/
>being this much of a faggot

Kek
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>>726918191
>what's a joke
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>>726918336
>>acting like anyone cares what some third worlder thinks of another country
>le america is the only first world country meme
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>>726918210
I mean I guess if living in squalor makes you happy. Power to ya.
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>>726918373
Obviously. Kek
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>>726918395
>unamerican
>automatic poverty
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>>726918346
You? Are you the joke?
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>>726918395
to
>>726918373
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>>726918459
Its not automatic no. You make your own choices champ. Your poverty is your own fault. ;)
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>>726918509
Poe, is that you?
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>>726918509
>Your poverty is your own fault.
Tell me how taxes are the only reason you're not a millionaire.
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>>726918395
>free education
>free healthcare
>government hand outs if you're out of work
>adjustable minimum wage to support inflation
>low homelessness rate
>low unemployment
>low crime rate
>unrestricted right to residency and work in over 20 countries

america sucks dick compared to european countries
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>>726918509
>implyng the mean American is wealthier than anyone else from a civilized country

Okay Cletus. Pour more into your defense budget, your biggest gun is not big enough
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>>726918584
>taxes

When has someone's income ever had anything to do with how much they pay in taxes? Unless you're years behind on paying up then doing taxes only takes a tremendously small amount of your gross income.
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>>726918692
I am richer than you. That's not an opinion that's simply a fact. Kek
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>>726918769
>caring about mammon unironically
If anything it shows the flaws in your character.
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>>726918692
America is like a steroid junkie.

Each of its potential rivals is 50 years behind in military r&d yet it still calls for most of the annual budget.
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>>726918845
inb4 gate meme
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>>726918677
>Muh EU

Yes that thing that ruined Greece and several other countries with the sudden currency change. Then Britain decided to just fuck right off for no good reason.

Kek. The EU is a joke.
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>>726918845
>you have money?
>what are you a super villian?

Kek
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>>726918895
The greece ruined themselves by spending far more money then they were making. The EU is in the process of helping them out.
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>>726918933
>what is charity
Are you seriously so blind you can only see thing black or white?
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>>726918895
>nobody gives a crap about greece since before Christ

>Pakistan fucked over everyone studying and working abroad

>Germany and Sweden are shit tier, thanks Merkel
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>>726917538
> It's especially scary when you realize you're financially fucked if you need to go to hospital

One of the main reasons I wouldn't live there. Break a leg, lose your job, pay a few thousand in medical bills, lose your house... unless you've got insurance which may or may not cover you depending on exact circumstances.

The system isn't great where I am, but at least emergencies get handled pretty well.
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Baiting these threads is easier than OPs mother.
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>>726918992
>give me your money
>I call it charity

Kek. Poor little europoor. You'll not see a dime from me. Promise. ;)
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>>726918336
>The US is the only first world country.
Don't ask why people think burgers are stupid.
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>>726917691
hawaii?
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>>726917040
Nah m8 I like my healthcare more than burgers
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>>726918895
>The EU is a joke.
still better living standards that the us.
enjoy your cities filled with crackheads and criminals.
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>>726919101
Is it to hide their own insecurity regarding their country of residence? And they need something to blame instead of taking responsibility for their lot in life?
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>>726919072
Yes, I want it all for myself. All $49.99 on your account.
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>>726919120
>cities filled with criminals

You're thinking of Australia.
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>>726919072
>You'll not see a dime from me. Promise. ;)
No one needs it. You really believe people need you, but no one does. US people seriously believe the rest of the world needs them, how pathetic.
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>>726919191
Wat.

Only scourge in Oz are Abbos.

>what is detroit
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>>726919191
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>>726919187
You want the fifty bucks from my Steam account? That's the only thing with a solid fifty in it. Checking and savings are somewhere in the tens of thousands. ;)
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>>726915318

Florida?
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>>726918336
Double kek
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>>726919191
>You're thinking of Australia.
even though america has the highest inmate population per capita in the world.
+5 points for effort, anon
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>>726919248
>>726919250
>Detroit

Oh man. You pointed to the one city that's had a disproportionately high amount of crime for the last 20 years. You nailed it. Kek.
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>>726919389
>most of said inmates are niggers

Those dont count as people. Kek
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>>726919191
>Australia

Definitely in europe
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>>726919164
>Is it to hide their own insecurity regarding their country of residence? And they need something to blame instead of taking responsibility for their lot in life?
What are you even talking about? There's no need to blame anyone for anything, you seriously believe we have so much problems we have to blame them on the US?
I have no idea why US people genuinely believe the whole world is suffering. If anyting you're the only one who justifies why the rest of the world hate you. You need to believe that we're jealous and that's why we think you're stupid. But no, you're stupid because you live in a fantasy world where the US is the only good country in the planet. You come here and go full redneck acting like a retarded patriot, that's why we think you're stupid.
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>>726919266
Sure they are ;^)
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>>726919120
Hmm let's see. I live in a town with a population of around 30,000. Crime rate is practically non-existent. Net income of around $95,000. Own my house and two cars. Yeah...it sucks over here.
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>>726919478
>I desperately need that fifty bucks
>but I can't admit that

Shhhhh. There there. I know panhandling is hard but you'll get better.
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>>726919446
>most of said inmates are niggers
thats because the united states of amerifags is incapable of providing a civilised society for its citizens.
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>>726919540
>Own my house and two cars. Yeah...it sucks over here.
oh, you mean a typical everyday family's lifestyle in europe?
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>>726919466
>surely this isn't all just one long string of bait that I'm taking

Kek
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>>726919549
I really don't. I think I outearn you but whatever.
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>>726915318
We've dropped bombs in several countries but I'm sure you are talking about the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during world war one
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>>726919561
>your just not providing them with what they need
>surely it's your fault
>not theirs

Kek
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>>726919561
. In france 70% of all inmates are muslims. While only being 13% of the french population.
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ITT nobody plays OP's game because American public school geography doesn't teach about anything outside the States
>Europe is a shit country keklel
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>>726919832
>i however have never seen a globe and my school was thirty-eight miles away so I didn't go
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>>726919749
>give me your tired, your hungry and your poor
>tough shit if you're tired, hungry or poor

Russia will nuke america soon, and just like Nazi Germany, they'll wipe all of you off the map.
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>>726919120
Our sandniggers are just as bad, if not worse.
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>>726919832
Planet Earth
>America
>Canada
>Mexico
>Europe
>China
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>>726917237
>Slav
>traveling
>being attractive enough to have sex with foreign women
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>>726918895
>Yes that thing that ruined Greece and several other countries with the sudden currency change.

Do you retards seriously believe this? Greece ruined itself because of corrupt politicians who got the country into far more debt than what was known when it joined the Eurozone.
Same with "several other countries" which probably means Italy.

>Then Britain decided to just fuck right off for no good reason.

the UK left because too many people fell for populist scare tactics and is probably going to fall apart because Scotland wants to stay in the EU.
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>>726919660
Damn these amerifags don't even know how to read anymore
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>>726919709

tl;dr
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>>726917497
>anywhere in the EU
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>>726915433
>>726915565
>>726915631
>>726915739
>>726915764
LMAO YOU FUCKING FOGGOT
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>>726919935
Take of it what you will, but they were perplexed to see an uncut dick.
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>>726919914
By the time russia nukes the US, there will be 10 of our nukes heading towards russia.
But that wont happen anyways, because we are friends now. And together we will ensure the survival of the white race.
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>>726917497
>Sweden
>Germany
>France
>Belgium
which one?
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>>726919805
America makes up 4% of the world's inmate population.
While only being 4% of the population of the world itself
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>>726919935
>slavs aren't attractive
Why does your pisstake prez date exclusively slavs
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>>726919914
>I interpret that message as
>"Take care of me."

Im sure you think nukes are used liberally and that Russia launching a nuclear strike on anyone wouldn't be retaliated against and lead to a MAD situation. However here in the real world most countries are smart enough not to deploy nuclear weapons.
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>>726919955
>you just can't read

Kek. How desperate to save face could you be?
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>>726920119
Yea because petty shit like weed can land you in jail for a long ass time.
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>>726917674
>giving a fuck about women
>we want maternity leave and that promotion when we get back and if you don't your sexist
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>>726915318
Here's an idea: GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD FAGGOT! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO CUCKLAND WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG AND STAY THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! STAY IN YOUR OWN SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE!
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ITT Burgers and Schnitzels trying to convince each other that the other's country is worse
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>I like baguette
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>>726920230
The anon that sees through the viel has come.
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>>726920224
Nice b8.

>internet is exclusively american
>invented by brits

America in a nutshell.

Jedi govna pederu.
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>>726919250
That's shooped
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>>726920320
>Invented by Brits
Don't think so there Eurocuck! The internet was created by AMERICANS! The computer was invented by an AMERICAN scientist. You cucks didn't have shit to do with it! And since Trump was elected he has been working to seal our virtual borders from illegal cyber immigrants like you. You have to go back, faggot!
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>>726920518
Look. I've been baiting this thread for about an hour now. And even I think what you said was fucking retarded.

Virtual borders and cyber immigrants is certainly a new one so 10/10 for that.
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>>726920631
>takes obvious bait
>he is retarded not I
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>>726920729
Yes its obvious but it's also fucking retarded. Bait needs to be subtle. It's purpose is to garner a reaction. Anyone without downs can look at what you posted and say. Thats absolutely bait. Kek
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>>726919117
I like my healthcare too, which is why i went to college and got a job so I can afford it. Because I don't expect someone else to watch out for me. because i'm not a kid.
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>>726920938
>not having work provided health care

You poor s.o.b
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>>726920100
>By the time russia nukes the US, there will be 10 of our nukes heading towards russia.
>implying america even stands a chance with those 10 nukes.

Russia is using you. Everyone knows the Russians hate america and will overthrow it at the first chance they get
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>>726920631
You're as much of a cuck as these Eurotrash commie pinko cuck FAGGOTS! This isn't bait cuck. We need to take back our cyberspace and secure our borders from illegal cyber immigrants! Every one of them that dances across our virtual borders is an overtime act of immigration terrorism! We need to make not just 4chan great again, we need to make the internet great again! AMERICAN SITES FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY!
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>>726920211
>Yea because petty shit like weed can land you in jail for a long ass time.

another example as to why america is a shithole
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>>726919805
KEEKKKKKKKKK
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>>726918466
Can someone honestly be more tryhard that insulted american?
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America is so great that it has to migrate all its corporations to Ireland to avail of the better and more affordable corporation tax.
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>>726921093
Google, Facebook, Twitter etc all have their headquarters in Ireland. Therefore "your" cyberspace is nothing more that loan.

Get off our cyberspace. Yankfags
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>>726917562

Trump wants to pull out of NATO, which would in the very literal sense, make you a third world country.
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>>726921507
And here we have the retarded, white trash cousin of Eurocuck countries checking in. Ireland is a fucking joke. You all been fighting the British overlords trying to kick em out of your country for like centuries and you still can't pull it off. Look, faggot, it's time to admit that you're useless. Your country is useless. Hell, we kicked the eurotrash out hundreds of years ago. You are a joke and Ireland isn't even a real country anyway. You belong to the English. Cuck.
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>>726921841
>buttmad
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>>726921841
You're right. But now we have un-restricted right in the UK, have all of our residency rights in the UK and some of us even have dual-nationality. We created opportunities for ourselves, and unlike america, we civilised countries came to an agreement of mutual understanding.

Or, just like your war in Vietnam... We could've continued to get our asses kicked.
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>>726922018
>Projecting
>Being so jealous of America that you shit yourself in rage and jealousy.
I would kek but it's not funny. We don't want you cucks wanting to come here. Fucking neck yourself.
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>>726922177
>deduces all this from a 7 letter word
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>>726922177
been to your country once. I ran up a massive hospital bill and left again.
fuck your disgrace of a nation. you're worse than the fucking muslims
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>>726922136
>Civilization
>Not America
Pick one. There are two types of countries: Third world shitholes and America. You are pathetic. Your so called country is seriously pathetic. You are inferior to me in every way. Cuck. It's time for you to get back to where you belong. All of you. I've reported this thread to TAACO since you are all subhuman pieces of Eurotrash commie shit and cyber immigration terrorists. Prepare for the culling, FAGGOTS. Trump! Trump! Trump! We are gonna build a cyber wall and you Faggot cucks are going to pay for it!
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>>726922489
I know you're deliberately being a quintessential Yank, but seriously, did a Yuro steal your gf?
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>>726922489
>shits on all things Euro
>cohabitates with niggers
Cool civilization bro
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>>726922799
At least they are actual AMERICAN niggers. We know them and can deal with our own niggers. We don't need your help, cuck. Fuck off and leave my board.
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>>726922564
As if my girl would give one of you disgusting fucking smegma covered uncircumcised commie pinko cucks the time of day. She only has eyes for me. A real man. An American. Unlike you I'm not a cuck.
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'Murrica has dropped bombs on a shitton of countries. You might need to be more specific.
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>>726915318
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>>726923029
You said cuck so many times one would think the opposite
>>726922955
>we can deal with them
Kek
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>>726917237
>Every food item is 5× the size of a regular one.
I see you never made it to White Castle.
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Church burning metal hipsters
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>>726923351
Nah, but I was freaked out by gallons of milk.
We usually buy it in 1l packs. I never meant to disrespect, it's a great country.
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>>726923136
Well, 'cuck' is the best way to describe any Non-American leftist faggot. Until we develop a new word to define someone so thoroughly fucked they have gone past the point of cucking. Like where you start to bend over and just take the dick directly while your 'wife' watches you get raped by a superior American man. Oh wait, there is a word for that. It's faggot. Like you. Faggot.
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>>726923458
>my mom didn't hug me as a child
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>>726919009
And yet, millions upon millions of Americans have all kinds of debilitating accidents but don't lose their jobs or their houses.

Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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>>726917691
>france: never won a war
France has won many wars
Ever heard of Napoleon?
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>>726923029
Reminder in America it's legal to beat your child.
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>>726923722
>what is debt
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>>726923758
>having to go in debt because you broke your leg
Made me think.
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>>726923751
I'm euro and got switched when I was a little shit.
I'll do it to my kids too if they misbehave.
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>>726915318
Germany. Duh.

>>726915385
California

>>726915631
Alabama

>>726917497
Mexico

>>726917691
Gotta be some superior feeling faggot from denmark

>>726918677
You sound like a wonderful place to live. I'm going to start transporting niggers over there. You'll love them
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>>726920141
Not sure if you've noticed but your president isn't in the real world
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a country that was losing the war to germany until America rescued it.
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>>726923458

as much as I hate lefties dude the word cuck is fucking cringe worthy, consider these two reasons for why you shouldn't use cuck:

1) using the word cuck has just about no effect on SJW scum and essentially devolves into a circle jerk of people on your side telling each other how great you all are essentially which is pointless and embarrassing

and

2) Cuck is pretty much a substitute for calling someone a faggot on the internet except it's the PC version, ergo the point is fucking void, when you use the word cuck it's because you've been cucked by the left, either call the person a straight up faggot or think of something more offensive, don't cuck yourself bro.
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>>726923859
not sure if you noticed, but neither are you
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>>726919231
Why does everyone start shitting bricks when the US talks about cutting foreign aid?
The fucking UN wouldn't exist without the US. They pay most of the bills.
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>>726915318

The country that's so stupid, Americans let them smugly make fun of America. (because we feel bad for having a picture of their mother sucking off an Indian)

(Answer: ALL of them)
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>>726919651
Yes. that's exactly what he's saying
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>we make heavy metal and hate sweden
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>>726918106
Where cops run down citizens
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