Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop being a heretic!
Forgot the previous: >>726897569
Still here
>>726903062
*borks sleepily*
still here
and
>>726902987
I know you do. Thanks.
>>726902779 (Yui)
Hio Yui, great gif.
>>726902799 (qtSatan)
It's one of those Billy Mays product, but it actually does what it says on the package.
>>726903159
cute bork!
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-dkwpAUzdQ
>>726902329
> that pic.
Like you're one to talk~
>>726902399
Glad you enjoy them~ Of course luv, anytime~
> Trying to find more
>>726902534
And the more you listen they better they get.
>>726902545
Yes it does, just let it wash over you.
>>726902689
Fair enough. I don't need to put you down to my level because you're already here~
>>726903230
I already said nightdresses were tastefully lewd
>>726903230
No id rather not.
>>726902802
(83%)
How's your other game going? Give up for now?
Claiming best girl
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726903230
I am not!
>
You're the perverted one here!
I am of the highest class
>>726903352
Yeah. just waiting on you.
I got further.
>>726903189
We can't stay here, this is bat country
>>726903230
>>726903230
So wahtcha doin?
>>726903212
correct.
>>726903169
change for a day
black hair for yours
>>726903667
For a day or 2 I wouldnt mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrHLQNxFnpQ
>>726903286
That's very true, though still lewd none the less.
>>726903305
Shh shh shh...just let it happen.
>>726903391
Yes you are, beneath that high class exterior you show, is a dirty perverted person just begging to be let out~
>>726903611
Listening to music and packing a few things. How about you?
>>726903563
Almost done. What's your in game handle?
>>726903731
Destiny grind! No souls with Yuuki cause he got stuff to do
>>726903721
nice well I have to leave now
>>726903731
oh boy... my ears.
>>726903731
How are you doing?
>>726903731
End me.
>>726903835
Good bye. I was going to walk to the store anyways.
>>726903731
T-that's not true!
I am one of the purest people here!
Stop trying to make me into a pervert like you!
>>726903951
Hmmm, it's finished installing, but it looks like the servers are down?
>>726903865
It's 10:11 am
I'm only now going to sleep
please send help
>>726904273
I just noticed that, I'm going to check and see when they're up.
>>726904337
You missed. Spike what should I buy from the store I'm walking there now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__9D3E55lg
>>726903832
Nice, how it coming along?
>>726903849
Beautiful isn't it?
>>726903865
Not yet, it's not over yet.
>>726903966
> Dubs
It's absolutely true! I don't need to try, you already are~
>>726904356
> sends help
>>726904369
Hmmm, we might not be able to play tonight after all.
>>726903859
Sorry forgot you. I'm doing well. How about you?
>>726904453
Orange juice, apples and bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5tRaV3iY0
>>726904356
賢狼ホロは女神みたいな存在である。
я не медик
>>726904776
It is for me. What should I get at the store?>>726904838
I don't think they sell the last 2
>>726904776
Almost done with my weekly activity, we'll see my loot soon enough
>>726904901
What? Why the hell not?
What sort of store doesnt sell fruit?
>>726904799
FEELS BAD, i'll wait a bit longer before i need to go. If it comes up soon i'll play a few
>>726904854
я знаю
>>726904824
Same, just doing some late night studying for an exam on monday.
>>726904776
No it's not!
How am i even a pervert?!
>>726904981
A gas station. Only store that's open at 1 am.
>>726903951
Is your name Blake?
>>726905029
You know, for not liking butt, you sure do post a lot of butt.
>>726905029
I may end up going to sleep soon anyway. It's 1:20am for me. I'm sure we'll play eventually.
Where are you off to, anyway?
Это место скучное
lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kji-0ceL5yY
>>726904901
Bag of chips and a soda.
>>726904906
Hope you get something good.
>>726905031
What are you studying?
>>726905038
Always asking for panty shots for your lewd "research".
Megumin is mine.
>>726905218
What kind?
>>726904776
Im sorry I wasnt here tonight
Went to a party last nigjt
Hevy drinking
7 liters of vodka coudnt end well
Just came home
God bless and ave maria
>>726904854
I dont speak nintendo
>>726905029
Как?
>>726905137
No, why would my name be blake?
>>726905191
This is like the only one i have.
And i dont even like it for that part.
>>726905209
School.
>>726905214
Постарайся быть интересным.
>>726905401
Тайна
>>726905218
I do not!
You just post them.
I've never mentioned anything about panty shots
Maybe in your perverted fantasy world i did
>>726905273
Nacho cheese Doritos and Dr Pepper.
>>726905284
It's ok, no worries~ Damn 7 liters? I take it you don;t feel too well right now huh?
>tfw I have no waifu
>>726905218
Criminal Evidence. This exam is over hearsay evidence, what evidence counts as hearsay, and how evidence can be an exception to hearsay
>>726905496
Pretty sure your name is Blake
>>726905549
Alright you got it. >>726905555
Well what kind do you like?
>>726905496
Fine fine.
I imagine some of the highest quality art of 2b is of her butt anyways, probably unavoidable.
>>726905496
School, on a Sunday? That's odd.
>>726905613
What makes you think this?
>>726905665
I don't like butts.
>>726905209
server is up now.
>>726905742
It's just school work, not actual school.
>>726905756
Oh, so it is. Hope I don't play like ass.
>>726905810
How responsible of you.
>>726905756
Because Blake...
...is your name
>>726905742
I love how retards from other communities like g/fur, 8ch, trash end up here.
I know I've seen you somewhere else; you are from the same community as Eisen.
Jesus Christ, you guys are so addicted to talking online and sharing everything where you go, it must be lonely to be a social outcast that can only manage at holding a conversation online.
>>726905904
Yump!
I think you need to beat the first tutorial mission first.
>>726906023
Not even close.
>>726905756
Yeah yeah you told me already.
I understand, i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8TEujsJNc
>>726905544
Yes you do.No, because if it was just in my perverted fantasy world the you would be showing breasts a lot more often.
>>726905563
ooh that sounds pretty interesting.
>>726905631
Good man.
>>726906177
I got cherry doctor pepper because it sounded good. Doritos too.
>>726906132
Yeah, I'm on that right now.
Man, this is definitely very different from dota. wasd for movement is going to take some getting used to.
>>726906132
Okay
Blake
>>726905549
7 liters vodka and 3 liters wine for 5 peoples
Dont know how will I go to sleep but i have to
Sorry Habako goodnight
I love yoy
>>726906172
I like cocks though!
>>726906269
Ooo i have some of those
(dr-pepper)
>>726906310
It does take some getting used to.
>>726906331
I mean you're free to call me that if you want.
I really don't care lol.
But my real name is Natalie
>>726906310
>dota
What's your mmr you fucking mongol?
>>726906452
Hmm. Can't relate to that one. Dick's icky.
>>726906572
Everyone is free to have their own tastes.
:)
>>726906527
I'm hovering around 4.7 and 4.9k right now.
>>726906452
Would you recommend finishing the entire tutorial?
>>726906177
I'm enjoying it. It's a fun class, very intriguing. Too bad there's exams...
>>726906452
Good taste Mado.
>>726905218
WOW randoms are shit at strikes, big surprise
>>726906639
Not really, just the first part. Then add me! "Root".
>>726906661
Thanks normal tomo
>>726906626
Yeah, good thing too.
Can't imagine the human race would last too long if everyone thought the same as me.
>>726906851
That would be rather boring huh.
>>726906269
Cherry Pepper is alright, i never really cared for flavored soda much though.
>>726906415
Damn, hell of a party. I love you too. Goodnight Firekeeper, sweet dreams~
>>726906452
You have excellent taste, Dr pepper is best soda.
>>726906657
That's good, i hope you do well on your exam.
>>726906743
What do you mean?
>>726906789
You don't need to call me normal Tomo >>726906957
I'm a sucker for cherry stuff
>>726906177
>no i do not!
See, all you can do is think about my waifu's breasts and how big they are
You pervert
>>726906957
Thanks!
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/!
>>726906957
My fireteam is useless when paired with randoms
>>726907124
Good night Yuuki!
>>726907124
Goodnight Yuuki, sleep well.
>>726906957
Drink of the chosen.
>>726907047
Yes i do, there is a billion clones of you. And you didn't give me a name. so you are normal tomo
>>726907184
Most call me S mug because of the first pic I post. Only 2 of those Tomos are relevant.
>>726906789
I'm not sure if I've added your or not. Try adding me. In game name is mangahaus
>>726907425
you're normal tomo until i get a better name.
>>726907472
added
Don't move lol
Keep your hands where I can see them XD!
It just hurts so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu2859DggIs
>>726907047
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRihwcQBfiM
>>726907059
Hey i'm not the one denying that i'm a pervert, that would be you~
> Show breasts
>>726907124
Goodnight.
>>726907163
Ah, well that sucks.
>>726907184
Beverage of Kings.
>>726907635
Annnnd another shit weapons, oh well another weapon in the vault infused
Blessed are the ones that can live in peace forever.
How did Esdeath come into contact with Piety anyway?
>>726907832
ily somo
>>726907635
Denying because it's true.
>no you pervert post your own boobs
>>726907577
Fine. Best of luck in thinking of one.
>>726907635
Love kayokin.
>>726907832
Hi sono.
>>726908129
Are you tired, Kuroki-kun?
>>726908062
so cute. i can go to sleep happy now. thnx you
>>726908253
No sono. I did just take a walk to the store. Just wake up?
>>726907703
Sorry you didn't get anything good, maybe next time luv.
> Hug to cheer you up~
>>726907999
> Trips
Yeah you would like that wouldn't you, pervert~
>>726908129
Good ol Kakyoin.
>>726908599
shame about the fisting thing though.
Welp. We may have just resurrected a whole bunch of people.
>and thats where we leave it
>>726908270
A-ah anon you're making me blush..
>>726908349
Mhm I just woke up. Are you sure it's safe for you to walk outside at this time of night?
>>726908559
Um
>>726908599
>dubs
W-what? N-nonono. I-i ment if you want to see tits so bad post your own!
>
>>726908599
THanks hun~ and now I shower!
>>726908786
Morning then. You never know something like that but I do feel safer here. 3 schools right next to each other and its a small town. Its harder to find hikers. That being said if I dont post during one of those little night walks then yeah assume the worst.
>>726908786
Umm?
>>726908644
Yeah, he deserved so much better...
>>726908799
> Dubs
Oh, so you don't want to see them then? Ahh oh well~
>>726908955
<3 Alright, enjoy your shower~
>>726908995
You're going to get stung by a cow killer.
>>726909012
Do you think you're becoming a sociopath due to your lack of emotion?
>>726909090
I-i mean it's not like you'd post them anyways~
>
>>726909239
Hi friendpal.
>>726909090
Its okay. It was worse for avdol I think. He was just boop gone.
>>726909239
Those arent around here and Im not going to stop the night walks. It feels better.
>>726909239
No. Why would i think that? I exhibit approximately 0 of the typical symptoms.
And i don't have a lack of emotions. Just a flat affect. My emotional state is very steady and slow to shift around.
>>726909383
Good morning 2B any plans for today?
>>726909418
What do you like about night walks?
>>726909506
Well okay then.
I don't know if those were rhetorical questions.
Anyway do you feel yourself getting better, or getting worst emotionally?
>>726909365
Your perverted reverse psychology isn't going to work on me~
>>726909418
I don't think i've seen his death scene yet.
> Tfw still waiting for them to release the dub to fully watch the show.
She is my everything
I do everything with her
>>726909704
Its different. I like the quiet. Being away from all the people is nice.
>>726909811
Why? Havent even started season 4?
>>726909906
Like what?
My parents got a little weird when I introduced her to them though. I know you are supposed to live for love but that made me a little sad
>>726909906
>>726909868
She looks dangerous
>>726909949
Do you like to stare into the black void of space?
>>726909949
We'll as I've said, I introduced her to my parents, they were...less than pleased, I don't care though. I actually take her to dinner for date night, we go to the movies, jog together, watch our favorite shows, play our games. Pretty much everything.
>>726909704
...Hmm? No particular change. Over the last year i've been sitting more on the side of "sad" all the time, but given that i broke up with my fiance, my grandmother died, and my mother has been in and out of the hospital, that isn't surprising.
If anything, i should probably be much more of an anxious wreck than i am. If that's a good thing or a bad thing is debatable, but i'd rather be a slightly sad, slightly stressed neet than most other reasonable reactions to such conditions.
>>726910110
I do. Normally there are stars though sono.
>>726910129
How?
I remember on her birthday, I took her to a new pizza place that just opened in town. I asked the staff to sing her happy birthday and then you did it! Usually I get weird looks when we're together but this place really understood which we were and I was so happy
>>726910129
nobody likes your waifu. Gurren laggan is a childrens show
>>726909949
Because i mostly prefer dubs, though i have watched many clips of part 3 and 4 subbed. Eh I've watched a few episodes, like i said i want to wait for the dub to fully watch them.
>>726910144
Oh yeah you're getting worse~
You're becoming a sociopath.
>>726910204
Eh you're lucky, I didn't see my first stars until I was 25. I couldn't stop staring at them...
>>726909811
>dubs
It's not perverted cause I'm not a pervert
And it's not reverse psychology if it's true.
And i don't see any tits to prove me wrong
>>726910297
Thays fine, I sat down with her one night and had this conversation with her. It hurts thst a lot of people don't like her, but we've decided that it only matters what we think of each other. I wish I could show others how amazing she Is but I dint know if that can ever happen. It's interesting being with a less than popular girl but as long as she loves me I honestly don't care
:o
>>726910328
Silly hanako.
>>726910365
No big cities here. Plenty of stuff you can see when you go camping.
>>726910365
...Right.
As i said, i'm exhibiting approximately 0 of the typical symptoms. I reject your diagnosis.
Are you trying to mess with me or something?
>>726910204
I don't get what you mean by how. I do it the same way anybody else loves with their significant other
>>726910493
H-how far can you see into space..?
>>726910510
One of us~
>
A lack of emotion after psychological trauma leads to ASPD.
>>726910412
shes a total pedo too. you have shit taste.
>>726910524
Dont take this the wrong way but she is a character trapped behind a screen so how did you get past that to take her place physically? Or do you carry a screen with you?
>>726910635
You can do constellations if you want and if you have a telescope even further.
>>726910376
Well then i propose a trade, tits for tits. Nothing perverted about it just a simple fair exchange is all. I'm even willing to go first, what do you say?
>>726910493
Hey say what you will about dubs, but the dub did a much better job with Dio than the sub.
>>726910635
I felt no grief from both my grandmother and my dog dying in front of my eyes. Am I a sociopath?
>>726910642
SHE'S REAL YOU DIRTY FUCKING BITCH
>>726910635
I didn't experience psychological trauma, and i didn't lack emotion.
Low emotion isn't no emotion for one.
"Trauma" is much too harsh of a word to try and pin to what happened. Someone with cancer died, a relationship that wasn't going anywhere got stopped, and my mother is sick.
None of these are huge issues.
Again, are you trying to mess with me?
If so, i advise you stop. I don't respond well to being toyed with.
>>726910698
is everything super clear?
>>726910718
No
>>726910639
>shes a total pedo too. you have shit taste.
I didn't know what this means?
>>726910704
Sure hanako. Sure.
>>726910724
Im not saying she isnt im just asking how you take her places.
>>726910811
Yeah especially if you go on a night with no moon.
>>726910797
Stop writing so much.
>>726910491
Hello Yui.
On really late tonight.
>>726910704
No you pervert
Just cause you're a pervert doesn't mean i am.
I mean you can go ahead and post tits
It's not like I'll stop you or anything
>>726910811
But what does that make me?
>>726910872
Gah you have to take me hiking with you someday...!
I drew this in paint
>>726908779
for the yoko bro who made that thread
>>726910935
Probably a bit of a psychopath.
>>726910704
I'm back~
>>726910718
Were you even close to them?
>>726910942
If you come out here I know my favorite spot Id show you.
>>726910642
Yes she has those deformities. She's not happy about being trapped but we make do as I bring her around and show her the world. Most people are excepting of her, she even had a sleepover with some friends of mine! I think we are in an age of understanding. She's with me always, and while she's trapped behind a screen, we still get equal opportunity from most of the aces I've gone. Though there have been some bigots along the way that have made it hard. That's why that pizza parlor singing happy birthday meant so much to her!
My parents didn't take to it very well though, which makes me really sad. I wish they could accept us
>>726910935
A normal human with a healthy understanding of mortality.
>shizu
>>726910935
nothing, self diagnosis is awful
Someone make a new thread
>>726911064
Well uh good for you guys I think.
tomo
>>726911251
>>726911251
>>726911251
>>726910980
Yes.
>>726910968
But I dont like dommy mummies or killing animals. What makes me a psychopath?
>>726911157
Well I understand that my grandmother would have wanted, before the dementia hit her, to have her life celebrated, not her death mourned.
>>726911166
Im not self diagnosing. Thats why Im asking.
>Rory-sama
>>726911236
It feels like you're trying to pity us or something. It's okay there's no need for that.
If you disagree with our lifestyle I totally understand. I think it's healthy to have a discussion about this stuff. I don't blame you, some would say it was weird but we love each other and I think that's all that truly matters :)
>>726910950
this is too good
>>726910950
You are my favorite person ever!