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ITT: We all live in the same house

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We all live in the same house
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Rule Number 1. No niggers
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who the fuck used the last of the toilet paper and didn't swap the roll?
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Rule Number 2. No alcohol or drugs
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whats for dinner and when will it be ready?
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Rule Number 3. No women or masturbation in the house
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>>726887030
Who pays most on rent makes the rules you nigger
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Rule number 2: no whites
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>>726886636
gtfo of the bathroom maurice i need to poop, fapping can wait
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>>726887203
we all know there wont be women but I just broke the no masturbation rule after seeing your socks all around the house
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>>726887332
But I'm bout to bust a biggie
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>>726886636
I SAID NOT TO COME IN MY ROOM WITHOUT KNOCKING FIRST
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>>726886636
>Is dindu
>Kicks in door
>Kills everyone inside with guns I stole from dead dindus
>Cops show up
>We wuz kangz n shit nigga
>Gets shot for being dindu garbage race
>House empty cus I'm a negra
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WHO THE FUCK PRINTED OUT THIS PICTURE
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>>726887478
Hurry up or im calling mom
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>>726888217
it was maurice dad, he is into that furry stuff
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Any of y'all want some of this blunt?
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>>726886636
Anyone want a bite of my sandwich?
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Black anon here, can I at least stay in the back yard if I promise not to cause trouble?
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>>726888959
Took care of the nigra. You might want to stay out of the basement for a while. Ignore the chainsaw.
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>>726888959
No gtfo nig, look what the last nig did in this thred
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>>726886636
>me every arvo irl
how many times do I have to fucking say it, clean up your fucking shit you fucking grubs or fuck off
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>>726889084
He's dead. I mean taken care of. Stay out of the basement.
Hope yall like dark meat for dinner.
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the closet is mine faggots
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>>726887030
kek shut your butt
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>>726886636
I WANT MY FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726889437
At this point, I don't understand why you insist on living in the closet. Even the mailman knows.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T TURN THE FUCKING LIGHTS OFF WHEN THEY LEAVE A ROOM? DO YOU HAVE INFINITE MONEY BECAUSE I SURE AS SHIT DON'T.
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>>726889437
>closet
>faggots
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>>726889648
The lights are automatic you fucking idiot.
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>>726888712
Yes please.
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>>726886636
Hey, I'm heading to the store--anyone need anything?
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>>726887214
good
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I dibs the mailbox
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hey guys, someone's taken a shit in the dryer
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>>726887203
Too late am woman
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>>726888712
No, no drugs in the house.
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>>726889850
I could use some plastic sheets or tarps. And a shitload of paper towels.
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>>726889904
NO GIRLS FUCKING ALLOWED
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>>726889904
TITS OR GTFO
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hey guys is it okay if i bring some of the lads around, it's cards night
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>>726889974
She's not a girl, she's a WO-MAN
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>>726887071
Got got tendies all night, my dude. Fryin' em up hot and servin' em fresh. I got dipping sauces like the day is long, come and get em.
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>>726889850
get me some sour patch kids, a ciggy and a sharp spoon please.
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Who farted?
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>>726890014
too late I always walk around the house in only a bathrobe fuccboi
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>>726889850
please get me some Meth on the way home, im starving
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who the fuck jizzed on my book.
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>>726887402
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>>726886778
good rule
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>>726886636
which one of you FUCKS has been shitting in the shower and mashing it through the drain?
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The nigger is ready! There's battered nigger steaks, stir-fried nigger, BBQ'd nigger and nigger stew.
COME AND GET IT BOYS!
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RULE 5: KILL ALL NIGGERS
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Supper is ready!
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>>726890227
that was me dude. Why? Did something happen?
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>>726888021
>Have ever been so NEET that you upgrade from pissbottles to shitballoons?
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rule 6: all rules are fake. Anarchy reigns.
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No Drugs
No Alcohol
No Smoking
No women
Lights out by 9 oclock
Keep the toilet seat down
Do your own laundry
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>>726890324
I think he's getting ready to cook meth.
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>>726890306
dude, this shits fucking backing up. I think we need to call a plumber; FUCK. I'm late for work nigger
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>>726890454
no
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>Implying I would ever share lodging with any of you eternal NEET fuckups.
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>>726890454
>No women
>Keep the toilet seat down
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Hey who ordered this siq ass pizza
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Rule 7: anything goes (but no pubes in the shower drain)
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>>726890227
Sorry for the wafflestomps wear flip flops in the shower guys
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We will build a house of tendies, and the fucking NORMIES will pay for it!!!!
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I'm back from the store you guys--but I think someone's watching the house.
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>>726890324
It's shit jugs amateur
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>>726890654
I did, mah mate
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>>726890516
NOBODY CALL A PLUMBER!!
I'll take care of it.
And stay out of the basement. Hope everybody's hungry for some Asian. Caught the gook trying to move in.
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>>726890687
WHO LEFT PUBES IN THE DRAIN!..?
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Who's the fucking cocksucker downloading shit while I'm trying to play fucking Counterstrike? I knew I never should have given you fuckers my WiFi...
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>>726890725
what did he look like? was he a nigger or a human?
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>>726890229
We're not some kind of mutant hillbilly so deep in inbreeding that they've taken to eating niggers. At least I'm not.
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>>726890725
Nobody is watching the house, fuck off you paranoid fuck
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>>726890654
Sorry man, have no money on me. Guess I'll be taking both that pizza and your life. Heh... nothin' personal, kid
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>>726890769
Ok that'll b $14.50 what soda would u like with that??
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/g/ here.
Please stay out of the server room.
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>>726890654
Hey, pizza guy is here!!

*gives $20*

Have a nice day pizza man!!

*sits down on table*

*opens up pizza box*

*there's pineapple on pizza*

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726891014
i dont want fucking soda, give me your hot sticky cum
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>>726890973
Pizza guy: *takes out pocket knife and stabs you.*
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>>726890946
FINE.
I'll go sell it on the east side, just tell the niggers it's coon meat.
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>>726890725
S-something b-behind the curtain!
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>>726887214
I'm 5% native american so I'm good right? Right?
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>>726891084
>mmm watcha say
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>>726891191
oh shit give it some weed
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Who smeared this shit on my wall?

IS THIS NIGGER BLOOD????
It better be.
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>>726890060
No Ching-Chongs either.
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>>726890973
Kek leave that man alone, he's delivering pizza pies in his '50's
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>>726891191
I'll take care of it.
You guys are going to LOVE dinner!
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>>726891268
I'm like 1/8th so I say yes.
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>>726891191
Fucking fuck fuckity fuck! I fucking knew it--someone is fucking watching the house! I'm not a paranoid fuck--the reddit community is probably on to us!
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>>726889799
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>>726888217
Rule 3: No furfags

Maurice, you're evicted. You must move out by 6pm GMT on March 31.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNqjRpSMGCg

Hope you like shitty youtube videos
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>>726888780
I'm thinking Arby's.
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>>726890708
underrated post
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>>726890906
That would be Charlie
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STOP SHITTING ON MY BED
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>>726888959
You can stay in the slave hut you trash
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>>726890159
W-what c-color is it? Is- is it s-short?

just kidding we're all into traps
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>>726891610
It's just dingleberries. Stop being a drama queen.
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I'm late for work, can someone take out this overflowing roach/maggot infested trash PLEASE?
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>>726890179
Who the fuck left a book in the cum firing range?
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>>726891682
NO WE'RE FUCKING NOT! GET BACK IN THE CLOSET!!!
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SOMEONE TAKE OUT THE FUCKING TRASH IT SMELLS LIKE DEAD NIGGER
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>>726891684
THERE'S HUMAN FECES ON THE BED THAT I SLEEP IN
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>>726888959
Depends. Can you poop in the litterbox this time?
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Emm, g-guys, do you t-think you can lower the n-noise just a bit? I have an important test tomorrow...
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>>726890227
probably fucking Joey
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Why is the toaster on fire
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>>726891795
Get out of bed then.
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>>726887203
I may have jacked off in your bed. I'm not saying I did, but it was definitely someone's bed.
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>>726891725
Dude, that's Anon's scientist project.
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>>726891823
stfu you little bitch, ill be as loud as i want.
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>>726891790
But I already buried the leftover body parts.
WHOSE DOG IS THAT????
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>>726891117
Is ok if I had vasectomy 10 years ago boss?
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>>726891823
>going to school
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*Puts up flag on flagpole in front lawn*
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>>726886636
Stop stealing all the hot water in the shower you fucking rascal.
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>>726891823
*covers your mouth and grabs you from behind*
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Who wants to dig through the shit in the attic with me?
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>>726891725
lmao we all know you don't work, you just go masturbate under a blanket in the public library all day
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>>726891823
Fuck your test.
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>>726892044
You have one too many K's on that.
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>>726892068
*Teleports behind you*
>I bet you didn't see it comming kid
*Unleash katana*
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>>726892080
Fuck yeah man! Let's find something dead!
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>>726890227
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>>726892268
But.....I did.

*travels to the past and takes your father's anal virginity*

Just try and stop me...
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>>726892080
Yah, ill go.
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Guys someone left another 12 year old in the basement again
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Good news guys! I won $8900 at the track! Hookers and booze on the way!!!
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>>726892595
Nice, 12 year old whiskey is great.
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>>726891682
light blue and yes, obviously. I'm too lazy to do laundry.
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>>726892595
That was there from last time.
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>>726892595
I SAID STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT.
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>>726892595
Is it dead?
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>>726892347
There's a smell coming from this box... And its moving. You open it
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>>726892557

These monkeys need to be put back in cages where they belong, no one wants them running free.
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>>726891823
Heyy sure dude no problem. We're almost done here I promise! Just another 15 mins and then we'll clear out. Why don't you party with us just a bit? Cmon just for an hour or so then you an study again! you need to relax bro theres always another test live your life cmon put your feet up
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>>726892751
That plant... it tried to grab me! D:
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Hey guys

BBBRRAAAAPPPPPP

hehehehe
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>>726891084
I'll eat it lol
Don't normally order pineapple pizza but I'll eat most normal food items if available, including pineapple pizza
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>>726892783

Actually maybe >>726892557 should open it.
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>>726892895
I must have put too much nigger blood in its pot. Sorry about that, but like I said
STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING BASEMENT.
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>>726890600
hey man I'm a third year uni student
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>>726892783
Haha maybe that black guy should open it instead
*hides behind your shoes*
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Seriously, guys? Did you really think it was okay to shove me in the worst room?
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Goddamnit, why are there dragon dildos and half frozen tendies all over the place?
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You niggas need some cock?
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>>726893163
Shut up faggot. That's the presidential suite.
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>>726893141
Fucking sissy
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>>726892595
Nah man, I already threw mine in the river.
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>>726893163
BTW I know you never use it but it's your turn to clean the living room. That was the deal.
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>>726893327
I know, I found her.
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>>726893141
>>726893021
Yea y'all are right.... lets shoot whatevers in it after it kills the niggee though
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>>726893193
Because while you were drunk we forced you into doing a sex tape
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>>726886636
"Hey guys, where's the dead nigger storage?"
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>>726893163
PICK UP YOUR DIRTY DISHES!!!!
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>>726888406
Fuck you, it wasn't me faggot.
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>>726893392
And I'm cool with that, just don't waste the tendies!!
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>>726893403
Leave it by the basement door (DO NOT GO IN) and I'll take care of it.
Do you want any meat to take with you?
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>>726887203
GOD, CAN'T A GUY MASTURBATE IN THIS HOUSE?
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>>726893403
There's a pile out back. Someone burns them every Thursday.
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>>726893385
Then she is your problem now.
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>>726893501
That was Phill's fault
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>>726893535
Fuck one of Rick's cantaloupes.
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>>726893535
Masturbating when you could be using your bros? You make me sick.
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woof
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FUCK GUYS! I STARTED A GREASE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN HELP ME PUT IT OUT!!!
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>>726893214
nah we're good
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>>726893679
Not my job.
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>>726893679
Throw the niggers on it
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>>726893664
Look a dog! Use it to put out the fire!
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>>726893597
I know
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>>726893501
I'm glad you're enjoying the nigger tendies I made!
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>/b/ in a house
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>>726893388
I'ma gots dis.
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>>726893214
I do
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>>726893679
OH SHIT. THE ARAB NEIGHBOR CAUGHT ON FIRE
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>>726893679
NYPFD!!!
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>>726893535
>>726893651
Oxford Rub, motherfuckers.
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Guys I left some pizza in the fridge, please don't touch it, ok?
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>>726893679
quick pour water on it lol
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>>726893918
No worries, I'm not in the mood for puke pizza.
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>>726893918
*cums on pizza*
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>>726893854
Thanks my dude
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>>726893679
>shhhh guys, watch this.

HEY ANON! YOURE SUPPOSED TO USE RUBBING ALCOHOL TO PIT OUT GREASE FIRES!
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>>726892734
cute
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>>726892779
You gotta let it stiffen up before it's good enough to fuck
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>>726893854
Thanks man
Such a brave slave>>726893856
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>>726893972
I;m halping!
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Who the fuck put CP on my PC??
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Who came in the peanut butter?
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>>726894128
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>>726894677
A few anons and me.
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>>726886778
>>726887030
>>726887203

Rule number 0. Stay the fuck out of my room!

[Shuts door and locks it.]
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Who put the beans in the clock again?
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Where did the sharpies go?
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There's a weird looking van outside.
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>>726895057
Have you checked Pat's asshole?
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>>726892557
Rule #1: NO NIGGERS. FUCK.
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>>726894535
don't blame others for your own degeneracy
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>>726895008
that's from a half-decent novelty normiebook page
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>>726894869
>>726894677
y'all are fucking nuts
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>>726895608
Fuck you, everybody here knows I'm only into GILF.
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>>726890295
I've seen this picture before. One of the most disturbing ones ever, to be sure.
Anyone got sauce/story on this?
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>>726894391
/thread
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>>726895303
that was ONE TIME
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>>726894876
>enters room
>room covered in piss mountain dew bottles and shit buckets.
>exits room
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>>726896460
>>726894876

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzVjuQj8Bsg
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>>726896439
50. You shoved 50 Sharpies up your asshole. 50!
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Rule 322

Jews own this thread. Jews own the house.
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>>726896631
>>726895303
I mean I'm not so much mad as I am impressed holy shit Pat.
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Oy vey leave me alone, i'm busy making u mad white boi threads and buying shekel lots on ebay.
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>>726897029
I'd rather have 5 niggers in the house than ONE Kike.
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do NOT go in my room
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>>726897382
I'm I your room
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God I hate it here, you aren't my real parents!!! I'm gonna go ride my skate board and write sad poetry!!!
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OP, I thought I told you to stay in your own room?
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>>726898250
reading your erotica
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