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Hey /b/, rolls ending in 2 or 9 decides the path, broken tree,

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Hey /b/, rolls ending in 2 or 9 decides the path, broken tree, lily pads, or broken bridge
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Lilly pads
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Broken bridge
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>>726881284
Pads
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>>726881427
Roll
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>>726881284
Rollin for whiteys to kill the nigger
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pads cant hold the dumb nigger and he drowns, try again
rolls ending in 7 or 5 decide different path.
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turn around and go back
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broken bridge
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> Knowing how this will end up

Broken bridge
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>>726881728
Create new bridge
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>>726881852
winrar
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its literally fucking broken dumbass, the nigger breaks it with his fatass and drowns cause he cant swim, try again
roll ending in 1 decides
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>>726882171
roll
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>>726882171
tries lily pads again
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Tree
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>>726882171
It tries the broken bridge again or else it gets the whip again.
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...tree?
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>>726883223
bump
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>>726882171
theres only one option left nigger. go over tree
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ugh. Bridge try
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fine we pick the tree and fall into water
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>>726883306
if you roll for something unique, maybe OP will deliver ;)
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nigger dies bc hes a gay retard
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Sit there jerk off
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>>726882171
rolling again, this thread cannot die, i want that nigger to cross the river
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Nigger is muslim, and he blows up going over tree bridge.
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>>726884355
Yes, thank you fucking god. He got a one. DO this
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>>726884467
are you a nigger as well?
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nigga be rollin
22's all the way
nigga be stokin
gettin newports today
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>>726884589
Im half Indian and half black. Im also muslim. Think your pittiful racism can hurt me? HA! think again.
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someone get this shit
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>>726885001
wasted dumbass
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>>726885001
fuck you
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cross the fucking tree
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Tree
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Cross the tree you stupid nigger
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Tree
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>>726882171
HURRY UP AND CROSS THE TREE YOU NIGGER
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tree again
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tree
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go across tree
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tree bro
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The tree.. cross is faggot
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SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING TREE
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THE FUCKING TREE YOU STUPID NIGGER
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Go across the tree! Fuck
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>>726886052
can i be included in the screenshot
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Gonna waste the 1
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if this stupid nigger doesn't cross the tree... I'm takin him back to the cotton fields
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>>726881284
little nigger has probs not eaten anything in years so im guessing hes light enough to cross the pads without sinking
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>>726886134
Noone is going to screencap this homo.

- TREE!!!
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run on the tree nigga
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tree or i kill myself no joke
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PLEASE JUST CROSS IT YOU FAT FUCK
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>>726882171
Lily pads
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go across tree.. Is OP still here?
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cross the bridge
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>>726886348
I'm still here boi, just waitin
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lilypads
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>>726886481
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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Cross the tREEEEEEEEEEE!!
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>>726886481
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU NIGGER LOVING FAGGOT
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>>726886481
WINRAR
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>>726886481
LITERALLY

also; cross the fucking tree please
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THE tREEEEEEEEEEE
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He successfully crosses the lily pads!
Now what?
2 decides
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>>726886344
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>726886788
Go back
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>>726886831

rerawl
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>>726886788
Walk to the liquor store.
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>>726886788
Beat a white woman
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>>726881284
obviously the bridge
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>>726881284

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgtxf_1aKi8
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chop the tree in half
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>>726886788
Keep going north.
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>>726886788
cross lilypads again
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>>726887102
WINRAR
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>>726886788
Find your girlfriend and beat her for not making dinner, and if she has, beat her because it's not the dinner YOU wanted.
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make a small business out of the tree
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>>726887102
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>>726887102
BLODDY HELL


chop the tree
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>>726887102
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steal the lily pads
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>>726886788
start jerking off
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>>726887653
vote for my cock up your moms ass
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You step on the lily pad and it absorbs you, you have become ascended and are the lily pad god. You are rewarded for not crossing the tree and can now have any power you want.
7 decides the niggers power.
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>>726887858
power to cross any lilypad
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>>726887858
power to cross any lily pads he wants
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>>726887858
power to step on lilypads
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>>726887858
Inside out penis
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>>726887858
whip people
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>>726887858
Ability to make lilypads pregnant (then leave)
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>>726887858
Cum is green
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>>726887858
power to have a small black dick
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Unlimited chicken and watermelon
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>>726887858
power to rebuild the bridge
then cross the tree
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Power of a carpenter
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>>726887858
Power to have sex with lily pads
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>>726887858
Changes gender on orgasm
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>>726887858
power to turn water into grape soda, then drink the river dry
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>>726887858
the power to manipulate the world he lives is
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>>726887858
become the slave master to all of humanity
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>>726887858
Mental retardation
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>>726887858
Power to cuck all of /b/
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>>726888177
Ayyy
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>>726888177
Neat
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>>726888177
oh shit
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>>726888177
winrar
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>>726887858
The ability to fly but only when inside a building.
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Now what
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>>726881864
have you seen africa?
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Its my f8
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Congrats. You killed the fucking lily pads who gave you powers you nigger.
What now?
8 decides.
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>>726888901
give birth to a grape soda baby you fat nigger
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>>726888901
start raping anything
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>>726889038
Winrar
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>>726888901
Turn all the liquid in your own body to grape drank.
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>>726889097
shit, wish this would've won
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You start raping the tree you never crossed because you're still a nigger. You impregnate it and leave it, where do you run to?
Dubs decides.
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>>726889498
run to the ocean and turn it all to grape soda
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>>726889498
Hillary clintons house
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>>726889498
run to the nearest radio station and start playing this on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vZ_RtLaWdc
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>>726889498
kfc for a robbery
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>>726889550
rolling for this
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>>726889498
Tha liquor sto'
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>>726889498
run to the ocean
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>>726889498
Mecca
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>>726889550
>>726889881
rolling for these two
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>>726889498
run to the tree's husband's house and rape him
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>>726889498
Back to his slave roots, In Alabama.
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>>726889498
The white house for more rape
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>>726889498
wipe your dick on the lilypads
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>>726889995
nice dubs
also rolling for
>>726889881
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>>726889498
deeper into the moist tree pussy
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>>726889498
Go north
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>>726889881
rolling for this
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smoke the lilypads
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>>726890010
rerolling

and what is up with all the possibilities of getting quads and trips
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>>726889498
the welfare line with a gun incase its long
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run to a hardware store to buy rope
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You run to a job placement agency to pay for your developing tree baby
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Go looking for a job application at "dead nigger storage inc."
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>>726889498
Run to my house and fuck my gf.
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run to the white house
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>>726889498
back across the lily pads
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>>726890411
winrar!
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>>726889498
Run to Europe with the rest of the refugees.
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Wrong white house. You find yourself up against 3 Aryans you fucking nigger. What's your defense? Your bare nigger fists, a gun, or your superpower?
3 decides.
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>>726891208
use 17 inch penis and cock slap them to death.
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>>726891208
try to suck they dicks
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>>726891208
Use nigger legs to outrun them.
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>>726891208
superpower
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>>726891208
the nigger is an all-talk monkey with no size, so bare fists
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>>726891208
turn they're insides into grape drank
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>>726891483
winrar!
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>>726891483
turn their blood into grape soda and drink it.
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nigger fists!
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You successfully turn all water in them into grape soda, now the room is filling with grape soda and you cannot fucking swim. What the fuck are you going to do nigger?
1 decides.
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>>726891841
HURRY UP NIGGER. DRINK IT!
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End this thread
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Population 8
Can you help
>>726889799
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>>726891919
rolling for this
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>>726891841
start jerking off with soda as lube
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>>726891841
drank all of the soda
also question how their blood can fill up the entire room
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Die, and reset
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use the aryans as flotation devices
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>>726892083
rolll
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>>726891919
>>726891841
HURRY UP NIGGER!!!!
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>>726892091
winrar
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>>726892091
WINRAR!!!
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break a window/door
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>>726892091
Congrats. How do you cross the river?
3 decides.
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lilipads
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>>726892274
lilypads
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>>726892274
don't, go back the way i came (Detroit)
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>>726892274
tree
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>>726892274
lilypads please
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tree
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>>726892274
scream at the people on the other side for help
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>>726892274
LILYPADS
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>>726892513
YOUVE RUINED IT
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>>726892513
Yes
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>>726892513
well shit. finally i guess
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>>726892513
winrar
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kyss
>>
The tree slaps you into oblivion before you can cross it because it still remembers you raping it and leaving it with its children. Try again.
0 decides.
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>>726892929
fuck the tree again
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lily pads
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>>726892929
lilypads
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>>726892929
Use your tree son as a raft boat
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>>726892929
go to college to fix your nigger knowledge then fix the bridge
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>>726893120
congrats
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You successfully cross the river by using your son as a raft, but he fucking drowned because you're still a fat nigger. What do you do with the body?
6 decides.
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nothing
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>>726893452
Sell it for some cocaine
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>>726893452
rape it in front of its mother
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Fuck tree son's body
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>>726893452
rape it
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Make a club out of your dead son and beat a white woman with it
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>>726893544
reroll
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>>726893452
give it back to it's mom
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>>726893452
launder child care checks until the nigger can afford to get an education
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>>726893452
Tree son directly into anus
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>>726893662
rolling
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>>726893713
reroll
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>>726893452
fuck it on top of the lilypads
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>>726893718
Roll
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>>726893796
WINRAR
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Carve your dead son into a pocket pussy and fuck him
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You successfully plunge your large nigger cock into your dead fucking son. The lily pads come to life and film it and sell it for millions of dollars. What do you do with it?
7 decides.
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>>726894325
become the next OG_Mudbone
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>>726894325
buy more lilypads
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>>726894325
Wake up from this horrible nightmare as a white male
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>>726894396
rerolling
>>
>>726894325
create a tree farm full of rape victim trees
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>>726894325
sue the lily pads
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>>726894325
buy apple orchard, rape and impregnate all trees
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>>726894460
reroll.jpg
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>>726894440
roldolf hitler
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>>726894325
start a plantation, rape plants and enslave whites
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>>726894325
Buy 1 million dollars' worth of lottery tickets
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get a job at blacked.com
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>>726894599
reroll
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>>726894599
Winrar
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>>726894325
Resurrect son. Fuck lily pads with zombie son
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>>726894325
burn the money, riot in detroit
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>>726894733
Reroll
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>>726894325
take out life insurance on lilypads, rape and kill lilypads
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>>726894440
roll
>>
>>726894325
buy the land around the river
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>>726894880
rollin
>>
Burn the tree, fuck the Lily pads
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>>726894325
stripclub, shove face in fat white asses
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>>726894733
Roll
>>
>>726894325
use the funds to build a new bridge
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>>726894880
reroll
>>
Shove the lily pads up the niggers ass in hopes of getting magical powers
>>
>>726894325
>>726895096
rollin for this bud
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>>726894325
sex change surgery, let trees fuck you
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>>726895096
rolling
>>
>>726895184
reroll
>>
>>726894325
buy new son, make him rape dead son while you rape him
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>>726895096
rollerino
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>>726895307
Winrar!
>>
Use the dead son as a dildo and rape the broken tree
>>
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You won /b/.
Goodnight.
Unless dubs says otherwise within 4 minutes.
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>>726895762
Cops come and bring nigger to jail for raping all those trees
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>>726895762
no u cuck
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>>726895762
dubs say im going to sleep, everything has been successfully raped
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>>726895762
run for president
>>
>>726895892
there are more things that are still waiting
>>
continue OP
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>>726895898
rr
>>
>>726895762
Roll
>>
>>726895762
rape time and space itself
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kill all jews
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>>726895898
reroll XDDDDDDDDDD
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>>726881284
Rolling for 0 so i can walk through the river unlike you pussies. A river that size is very shallow
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KEEP IT GOING!!
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>>726896088
winrar
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>>726896088
WINRAR
>>
>>726896088
Dubs keep it going OP
>>
Great job, dicks, you pissed OP into fucking off.
>>
Amen. Goodnight.
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>>726896254
wanna get raped fag?
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anyone get a screencap? this thread was legendary
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>>726896348
OP has graced us /thread
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>>726896348
holy shit. we were playing as obama the whole time.
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