It's time. No need for any context. Just vent and

Its a tradition that OP MUST be a faggot. In every scenario it always happened so its an empirical fact. Doesnt matter if you were straight before starting a post. When you are OP, you immediately become a fag/gay

>>726876537
> Thinking fags and gays are the same thing
> Being this new
Anon is a faggot

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I can't stop thinking about creamy shit slidding down my throat.

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>>726876485

>>726876485
Yesterday I had a successful date with a kind, smart, conservative Chinese girl.

Unfortunately, she's also roughly a 4/10 on a good day.

Especially compared with my last gf who looked and dressed virtually like a model, I'm more ambivalent about this relationship than I ever would be if she looked even average.

Still, I value a lot of things in a relationship more than looks, and I really think she's a keeper. I guess you can't have it all.

>>726877777

>>726876894
Just fuck the ugly out of her

I'm learning two languages to impress this girl from bumbfuck half the way across the world.
A relationship that I know is going to crash and burn

But it's better than the idiotic assholes that live around here.
Fuck LDR.

Got an FFM 3-way sorted out for next Saturday but she's also constantly messaging someone she may or may not have a crush on so theres a slim chance this might not happen and the uncertainty is a bitch to handle.

>>726876833
And he strikes again!
No one can stop the pooper scooper

im a handsome 22 yo guy whos a virgin because I didnt lose virginity a few years back and now tgat puberty is gone and chicks are all over me I cant lose the vcard since im too scared to be embarassed in front of them because im a virgin

does that make any sense to you?

I hate Fucking mexicans... They are that nastiest pieces of shit to ever walk the planet. They wipe shit on the walls of the bathroom in my store.They steal and they let their 15 fucking kids tear my store up. They are fucking rude and they never have enough money to pay for the shit they bring to the register. They fucking grunt at you when you welcome them into the store and they fucking stink. I hate those motherfuckers.

I hope I get the fucking job!! I've been fired twice and just reapplied for the same company. After 5 years since last employement. I hope they give me the chance for a career.

I fucking need this!

i hate what my parents have become and cannot for the life of me figure out why i am the way i turned out because all of my siblings are like them and i constantly feel alien to them despite my best efforts to form some form of connection i always feel they hold me at a distance unlike my siblings.

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this is th only reason im not watching 2 people go at it on camera

>>726876485

Conservatives need to be killed, along with christians, catholics and jews, and the entire government.

Trump needs to vanish

Anyone working for Fox News should be shot in the face

>>726880481
Liberals need to be hanged like the beta faggots they are. Fucking pussies are destroying the world with their shitty policies that don't work

>>726878349
Man, I want to though. That's the weird thing.

But it takes her so long to respond to my texts, and I only see her twice a week. It makes communication difficult.

>>726880672
Her eyes aren't wide enough to see she has a text.

>>726880661

Being so retarded he thinks this is true

All the positive things done in time were done by people with liberal views, but this retardesubscribes to fox news and only knows the term libtards and focuses on the crazies.

I'd kill every single one of you if I could, with fire.

>>726880902
>all the positive things done in time

... nigga

Now you're just being imbecilic

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>>726876485
https://youtu.be/Az7UhxJDa2Y
This video changed how i see the world and im really fucked up about it OP. Someone help
>discovers cringy video
>kms.jpeg
Pic unrelated

I should kill myself

>>726880902
-Nasa was created by Republicans.
-the Clean Water Act was created by Republicans.
-Republicans freed the slaves.
-Republicans defeated the Soviets in the Cold War.
-Republicans ended Vietnam, which was started by Democrats.
-The Republicans in Congress went on to pass the nation’s first ever Civil Rights Act and I have a source to back it up.
http://www.politicalbase.com/forums/topic/historical-republican-accomplishments/4277/
-Republicans passed the Constitutional Amendment that allowed Blacks to vote.
-Republicans passed the Constitutional Amendment that allowed women to vote.
-Republicans created the Tuskegee Institute
-Republicans repealed FDR's orders that Japanese Americans could be held, without habeas corpus, in internment camps

And I'm not even republican.

i go everyday just thinking if i'll die a happy man, if i'll ever find love or leave a legacy or if i'll die young and never experience alot of things most people do. does this make me a faggot, or am i just depressed?

>>726881932
Nah, what would be the point?

>>726882120
Depressed and overthinking life

Who actually died happy? Outside of the movies there are very few people who are about to die and think "I'm pretty happy about dying". I'm assuming it's more of a "FUCK THIS SUCKS!"

Very few people leave a legacy either. We are here then we aren't. Maybe 1% of the population over time have done things that are remembered.

And if you die young, fuck it. You won't care because you're dead.

>>726882120
That's not depression, depression is wanting to die now because attaining those things doesn't interest you, you're just a faggot.

>>726876485
I'm 43, live with my dad, unemployed, have severe OCD along with some physical heath issues, frequently depressed and virtually never leave the house. Healthy weight fortunately (thanks OCD!), unlike my obese mother, who is a shell of a person with literally no interests in life other than eating. She lives in a nursing home despite her relative youth because she can't take care of herself. I'm stuck in a downward spiral with no hope that my life will ever improve and I'm terrified I'm going to end up as bad as her. All I really want to do is die.

>>726882604
Depression is not wanting to die now. Depression is having no joy in things that would normally interest you. Try reading a book occasionally.

5 years man. I was a faggot cuck who treated her like shit. I miss her

>>726882768
No, you don't. What you want to do is find meaning for yourself in your life. You wouldn't care about ending up like her if you really wanted to die. You obviously want to change or you wouldn't be trying to be better than her.

And if you wanted to die you'd have killed yourself by now. What you want is change. Once you admit that then you can move forward.

>>726876894
Drop it. Did the same and she became so much worse, they also stop trying once the relationship is live. If you're not.atttacted than give it up

>>726882885
Learn from whatever mistake you made and don't do it again with the next girl. There's always a next girl, trust me.

>>726883309
One failed suicide attempt so far. The only reason I haven't tried again is because of what it would do to my dad. At this stage I'm just waiting for him to die so that I can kill myself without concern for the consequences to anyone else.

>>726883829
People who want to kill themselves dont "fail".

being poor is very tough, man fuck life. Its hard living in an uncomfortable situation. But still theres more people who are poorer than me and Im still complaining maybe its that, even if i get a job and workhard I still wont be able to live a life that I dreamed about when I was a kid, life is hard.

>>726884240
You're an idiot.

Militarization of police in America drives me crazy. Someone needs to follow the money and turn it off. Departments are getting waaaay too many war tools. I also want the media to expose police UNIONS and their leadership. They're the ones really fucking things up by pushing the "blue line" and "brotherhood' shit to keep the unions flush with dues.

>>726879804
Is that you President Donald Trump, I am your biggest fan

>>726879804
seconded

>>726876894
Ambivalent doesn't mean "indifferent"
It means to have strong indecisive feelings

>>726880672
Masturbate to pics of her when you can. Eventually your brain will make the subconscious connection of her = sexy

One day the Mexicans will out number the humans. As for the smell...combo of BO and what smells like drying rain water in a rag. Jesus.

I hate retards that believe I work for Shariablue and CTR for money when I work for free in my parent's attic keeping the fight alive against Trump.

>>726881974
Republicans havent always been conservative

>>726876485
I want to reveal my secret. MY MAIN IN SMASH BROS IS KIRBY

I want to be with my gf so fucking bad but she lives far away I dream of ghe day I get to fuck her till she screams.. :)

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i just turned 26 and my fucking life is a mess. 9 months without fucking and had to go back to my mothers house after running out of money because of stupid life choices. 10pm on a saturday night and here i am, once again, sneaking while everyone sleeps just to get high, check this malaysian aboriginal paintings forum for warmup porn, before finishing with an orgasm watching some random xnxx video i found after hopping through 20 other videos, to finally clean myself in sadness/disgust and going to sleep.

>>726885655
she's not really your girlfriend then is she

>>726885615
I'm with you bro
Kirby > Fucking everything else

>>726885615
whoever you are , wherever you are , you're not alone

>>726879804
You just explained aboriginals in australia perfectly

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I love my parents and there will never be enough time to spend with them to learn all I wish I could from them before they're gone.

I'm still lucky though.

>>726878349
Kek

>>726876833
checked

I wish my wife of 15 years would fucking wax her top lip and chin. Can she not see that her top lip and chin looks like the stubble on Don Johnson from Miami Vice? Damn it.

P.S. for those who are lonely, have faith. Remember to breathe.

Literally every single conservative secretly has faggot tendencies.

>>726876485
Fuck Jesse for writing such good poetry. I hate that smug motherfucker but I'm so envious of him.

Why can't I be good at anything? Being average at everything try is a curse.

>>726886343
And we're not talking packing the back pussy of a perfectly shorn hot looking trap in heels and a choker. We're talking full up face to face, penis to colon faggotry while 700 club plays in the background.

Let's have sex

>>726886554
Gender
Age

>>726882768
Read Dostoyevsky's Notes from Underground.

>>726876485
I wANNA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY FUCKING LUNGS.

I WANNA STAB MYSELF IN THE ARMS AND GUT FFS

Idk really wHY I'm feeling like this, It might be an anxiety attack or something ??

>>726886708
reeeeeeee

snuck a video under the bathroom door of this chick that I hang out with when she was getting out of the shower. 100% perfect execution, she is completely unaware.

>>726886805
post that shit nigga

I love her so much but i get jealous so easily

While i was hanging out with with my sister in law my girlfriend came over, not to hang out with me, but to give my sister in law food

I got jealous and mad over that
I didnt want food but i felt like she likes her more than me

H, I think about you every fucking day despite not being with you in years. I wish you would leave your husband and live with me.

I know you despise me since last we talked... Still just wanted to say I wish I was with you again and all your insanity.

>>726886805
Full bush or hardwood floors? Next effort is to get vid of her making stool. The pinnacle of your sensibilities.

Im fried lmao

>>726876833
Who's that chick?

my best friend's girl is so hot all I can think about when she's around is fucking her

>>726876485
Can tell about the time I molested my step sister over the course of months and got away with it cus she was older? I would need to type it out though, anyone interested?

>>726887293
Only if it includes a part where she farts on a ham sandwich you made.

If you think i should defer to use your preferred pronoun instead of what you are, fuck you.

>>726887452
No ham sammich fam

Traps are gay

>>726887606
then foh

i just want a girl to not treat me like shit bros....

You at least drop a digit in the pooper? Incest stories around here are like a jew complaining in a new york deli. It's enough already.

>>726887676
Too drunk is that a yes or no?

I wanna fuck my niece.... She has a fucking tight ass and perky tits...

Philip, you're a huge bitch. I get that I was a huge ass two years ago, but you're still gonna let this affect the rest of our friends? Fuck off and grow up, and maybe you'll get a gf like I did.

Also, please get a haircut that will be flattering to your now receding hairline. You're not in high school anymore.

>>726876485
I wanna fuck her so bad but I cant because morals.

>>726887826
No...nobody cares. Don't share. Unless there is a part where there is a sharpie in a pooper...yours or hers.

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HELP! So I am stuck. I need to run an analysis testing contextual effects of a level 2 model using the program WHLM. I have been trying for so long but I can't seem to tel if I'm right or if I'm doing it wrong or what the freaking interpretation of this is either!

>>726879368
you're just making your own problems
you have 2 options

1) lose virginity asap, start getting better at sex, have longer to learn and enjoy
2) die a virgin because you're afraid

>>726888132
Can put sharpie in my pooper but I'm uggly

I want to leave my shrew of a wife and fuck sheep instead.

Kevin Wateverest
Joe Mar
Ryan Dell
GengetsuChan
Navarro H
EmanueleShow
Bert Van de Poel &
Zway

I just want to talk you guys again.

i'm madly atracted to children. (especially prepubescent girls)

the way they act, their innocence, cute flat chests and small hairless bodies.
i'll never act on how i feel because i was raised to hate pedophiles but growing up to find out i am one kills me inside.

i dont want to hurt little girls or ruin anyones life but god damn, i dont know what to do about this.
i cant even maintain a stiffy when fucking mature women!

This
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>>726888486
try dating petite asian women

>>726888175
Wow golly somebody should help anon out!

>>726888486
Find yourself some Asian chick then. They're small, relatively hairless, and usually have flat chests

I beat off to guro sometimes.

>>726888011
no you

>>726884487
Because you attempted suicide and failed I'm an idiot? What you did was try and get attention. People that want to kill themselves do it. They don't "fail".

my girlfriend likes to take things slow, which I'm usually okay with. I just want to kiss her so badly! Even holding hands is a bit of an ordeal for us.

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Dating a neet guy, i am not much different but i at least keep a job and go to school. What should i do?

>>726889253
disgusting

>>726889077
>>726888629
i been thinking about it, but i live in a small town and there are not many asians here.
the local brothel is only asians but they all have tits....

how did i grow to the point where tits was a downside

I miss being young. I got my dick wet more in high school than in my adult life, even if half the time it was from my cousin.

>>726889558
Didn't say I was proud of it...

>>726889636
Well then you're completely fucked. You're only hope for an Asian chick is to move to an Asian country, or the west coast

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>>726880872

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>>726885669
In a very similar boat anon. Feels bad man

>>726889889
FUCK I USED THE WRONG YOUR REEEEEEEE

Attempted suicide twice last year, no one knows but my parents, who live in another city. I'm not really close to anyone in this city, wouldn't really say I have friends, most of them I wouldn't feel comfortable talking to about my problems...so I don't.

>>726876485
Just got dumped after a year and six months because she needs to focus on herself and her study. Yet she still talks to me like im her boyfriends (Calls me babe etc.) and its like we are now just in an open relationship its fucking weird man. Not sure where to go from here

>>726890005
Gotta drop her man. Don't let her pull that shit

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>>726876485
I went into youtube today looking for episodes from the original Teen Titans; the search results made me want to kill myself.

I want my wife to come home one day and say she's found somebody else. That a way I can walk away from her 100% and never think twice.

I've been hoping for this for 10 years now......

>>726889636
go to a state college, plenty of asians in college bro.

>>726883319
I'll keep that in mind. Hopefully I can get a better idea of her personality in the coming weeks/months.

>>726880872
Kek'd
>>726885426
Already do

>>726885389
Mate, I know exactly what ambivalent means. I used it for its intended purpose. Meaning: I like her a lot, but I don't know if it's a good idea to take the relationship further.


Well, off to work. Thanks mates.

>>726876485
I fucking hate the Devotion in titanfall 2. It's the most stupid fucking thing in the entire game, and at this point, I want it to BE REMOVED. It's the most OP gun IN THE ENTIRE GAME. The damage, recoil, everything. It's gotta go.

>but muh playstyle

Nigga, no one fucking cares, ok? Real talk, you use that argument because YOU SIMPLY AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO GO FAST, SO YOU USE BULLSHIT TACTICS. Plus, you could use the Spitfire if you reaaaally wanted to use that style of play.

>>726889889
yeh thats kinda my current plan.
i keep giving myself weird goals to kinda distract myself from looking at real kids.
i'm trying to learn to draw loli at the moment as a sort of coping mechanism.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

>>726876485
Race mixing is white genocide.

>>726890396
I do not want to fuck a kid (well i do but not if it causes them any harm... which it always does)

and before you ask no i've never done anything shady to a kid.

>>726876485
I got yelled at for failing another class. Is failing college courses bad? It's only my second term.
I honestly want to die, but at least its one less class than last term.

My best, and only, friend died 2 days ago. I really don't know what to do. I don't have anyone to talk. What should I do? I feel like it was my fault.

I have chronic pain and when it hits hard my brain doesn't work right.

I like it. It's like tripping and takes over for a day or two.

>>726890113
its just hard man after everything we've been through you know

Im fucking tired. I dont know what im doing or where i am anymore. Im wasting my life here but there isnt much i can do.

>>726890765
>I feel like it was my fault.
Why?

>>726890360
lmao never thought i'd see another player here
i feel you. just phase up, grav star and epg the shit outta them and git gud at moving

>>726890882
Of course its going to be hard.
But its better to just move on, trust me. Dont cast yourself into these chains.

>>726890882
Yeah i know, but she is just using you at this point. You will inevitably hate her if you let it continue

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>>726890417
Drink this or you die of the dehydrate

mayb 1 day it'll work out between us. i kind of hope it does. id gladly fuck you though

I need to stop smoking cigarettes, but I dont know, they were there for me.

>>726891045
Oh shit dude, I actually main EPG

>>726891554
use it with grav stars. throw on to the side of an a-wall (because everyone who uses the devotion also uses a-wall) then shoot into it.
alternatively just use smgs and movement, especially the r97, works great with phase and stim

ok

>>726889668
Haha, Hello Carl :)

I'm gay and struggling to reconcile it with my faith.

Some people say Mexican smell bad but the truth is niggers smell bad have you ever stood next to one in the middle of like a Subway on a hot fuckin day that's not a dead body son they just smell that way

PS anybody thinking about fuckin a nigger just to say you did it would you stick your dick in a rhino just to say you did it

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>>726876485
Fuck u OP! there i said it...

>>726892642
Lose your faith. Anything that would make you hate yourself isn't worth having

>>726892642
I'd say it's a whole lot better to be gay than a judgemental religious whackjob Warren.

>>726894060
>>726894203

It's not quite that. Its more I can't stand the hypocrisy of christians who hand wave all the troubling shit in the OT as "Cultural" but the gay stuff is still there. I love me some Jesus. I hate me some christians. Ever seen the movie 7th seal?

> I want to tear Him out of my heart, but He remains a mocking reality which I cannot get rid of. Do you hear me?

God is (was?) such a big part of my life tearing him away feels like tearing away my arm. IDK fuck. I have no clue what to do. Sometimes I want to throw it all out and other times I just want to ignore the shit.

>>726892642
have a think. do you really believe that being gay is wrong based on your faith? if you do, you would have offed yourself by now. even if god is real, you're fucked now anyway so why bother believing any more. also see >>726894060

not needing to abide by a set of rules in life gives you the ability to have your own perspective and opinions. you also get to laugh at dense people spouting religious bullshit.

>>726894810
I don't think it's a sin.

>>726894993
xd le not true christian
seriously though, do you actually believe in god? how, uh, 'dedicated' are you? church on sundays?

>>726895260

I stopped going to chuch years ago. I believe in God and Jesus.

>>726895513
look. i don't know how easy or hard it is for someone to just stop believing (especially you since it was a big part of your life) but all i can say is that i can live worry-free. i don't need to consider what some invisible man in the sky thinks about what i do, who i love, or what i wank to, i can focus on other shit in my life.

i'm not going to vehemently argue with you about why atheism is better, but that's just my take. it's your decision, not mine.

>>726896164

Oh I don't intend to argue. I was just explaining my view and trying to understand my own gordian knot of worldview. It helps to talk about it sometimes. Even if it is just to some anon.

> i don't need to consider what some invisible man in the sky thinks about what i do, who i love, or what i wank to, i can focus on other shit in my life.

Yeah I mean. That's all you can really do in the end huh?

My coworker is a cunt. Im thinking about finding a new job so I don't have to deal with him anymore.

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whats WRONG WITH MAH DIHK

>>726896502
Patriarchy

>>726896389
>That's all you can really do in the end huh?
pretty much. what are you going to gain? a good afterlife? reverse ageing tech is being tested on animals now and let's be real, you'll probably be able to become a robot or some shit before you die, assuming you're not 50 already. enjoy life, mang

>>726876485

Yes, I'm a liberal, but I don't like Muslims or Islam. I think it's backwards and I think that Islamic doctrine is completely counter to liberal values.

I want to sex the everloving fuck out of grillfriend but she isn't even up for gropes. Somehow managed to get pics, but nothing else in person

>>726897499
Care to share anon?

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Quick story

>be me
>socially awkward beta
>able to have really good conversations with people but i just cant start them
>meet the girl of my dreams
>I cant even think about her sexually because i love her so much
>know that i have a great shot with her
>mfw cant even start conversation to get contact info
>mfw chad takes her a month later

Should I give up on women temporarily and get my confidence up? Or should I go for it?

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>>726876485
I think it would solve all the world's problems if we just nuked all of the middle east and purged ourselves of Muslim filth.

I fucking hate you you God damn gypsie bitch and your stupid fucking curses I hope you suffer for the rest of your life and the one after for all you've done to me!

>>726897653
dunno if it would solve all of the world's problems but we'd have way less problems at least

>>726880902
That's true cause your mom was a liberal and she sucked all our dicks and guzzled minority cum

My "best friend" started dating my sister about a year ago, since it started our friendship has eroded to the point where I barely call him a friend, and my sister, she's just a moody bitch. Thx anon that felt nice to let out

I steal pretty women's shoes and smell them while I jerk off

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I let a guy suck my dick for 200 dollars once; don't regret it at all

My wife has gotten so fat I can't bare to look at her or fuck her

>>726898088
I will pay you 200 to suck mine

I love my girlfriend of 2 years more than anything, but I cant get over this uncontrollable desire to suck dick. Its starting to ruin my enjoyment of my sex life

>>726898137

I'm not gay but as they say 200 dollars is 200 dollars

ive been talking to this girl and i really like her and i got to know her some and i really wanna date her but she told me that she only likes mexicans and blacks because if she has babies with them they will be a pretty color. both me and her are white btw

>>726885389
OP's usage was perfect, you're a dummy

>>726876485
I get a massive boner from watching videos like this https://youtu.be/xmlcxnhg0yU but my girlfriend is so annoying all the time that I can't enjoy sex with her, so I end up fantasising about other girls like the ones in the video in order to cum.

my life is great and i hate it anyway

>>726876485
i've been with my boyfriend for nearly 5 years and i'm over it. he's boring, selfish, lazy, narcissistic, he's just like his cunt mother. i've spent countless hours trying to cheer his sad ass up plus thousands of dollars on gifts. he's never bought me a single thing in 5 years and once proposed to me with the ring his car key is attached to. what the fuck is that. i'm not a priority as far as he is concerned. he treats me like shit just like he does every other woman in his life. i'm going to break up with him soon.

>>726898439
You have your dog, what the fuck do you need a boyfriend for? Sure he cooks ok, but that's about it

>>726897789
i fucking hate you too. putting another curse on you rn.

>>726898835
Ha what animal does your name sound like then cunt

>>726898548
it would be nice to have a dog, one would be less high maintenance.

A long time friend of mine was so upset about his wife cheating on him he asked if I would help get revenge by raping her. He was already going to divorce her but he knew I lusted over her for years and she hated my guts. He set up the whole thing and I went thru with it. I raped her as hard as I could and was not gentle with her. She asked him to stay with her after it happened and he got to tell her he'd be there as a friend but not a lover because she hurt him to much. We laughed about it over drinks the next weekend.

>>726899032
panda.

>>726899362
Liar liar pants on fire

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I'm going to leave my gf for a girl who's 8 years younger than me and I'm dying inside over it.

>>726899444
Trips checked and nope your name ain't kat

>>726899484
Please do it. As someone in love with a married man a decade older than me (married to someone older than him but won't leave her). Don't waste their time, just leave her.

>>726899444
Amanda

Sometimes, I think it's the area I live in. Sometimes, I think it's the People that live here. Honestly, even though I haven't lived here for a comparatively long time to others, I hate this place. I strive to see the world, I want to see what everyone else is doing. When people say that spending too much time on the internet is bad they are right, and wrong. The Internet is a great place to see who's out there, and to see what their doing. Yet, many still tell me to go outside and do stuff with other people. And I know, I sound edgy because I don't want to spend time with others around me, we all get like that. But it's so great to see what everyone is up to and what their doing. And it upsets me when those who choose to stay in one spot their entire lives, want to live that way. Today, someone told me that playing video games is a stupid activity. I told them that if they choose to think that they can, and I'll let them. I also told them, that If you play them with a friend, that memory of spending time with them is one you treasure, then treasure it. I've met some of my best friends over the Internet. And I know, this is turning into a rant about how cool it is to meet new people. But when you live in the same place for years on end, and hardly get to go and see the world, you end up resorting to that Alot. Everyone thinks differently, and that's okay. But we all need to step outside of our comfort zone sometimes.

MY buddy msg'd me he's finally got some.
after a while I asked her name.
FUCKING SHIT.
he has the HERPS
it was my oldest daughter.
how da fuck do I....

>>726899662
How do you get over knowing you're turning your back on someone you love?

Kills me you know. Maybe I'm just a polyamor who kisses prostitutes.

My bf walked in on me having sex with his best friend. He didn't get mad he just walked in said "I knew it" grabbed a back pack of his stuff and walked out. He left me the next day and never talked to me again after he left. I tried to salvage something out of the situation and date his friend but he said my bad had forgiven him and he just couldn't do that. I was very upset and angry. Then maybe four months later I get a friend request on sc from a girl I'm not sure I know. She sends me a series of snaps of her having sec with my ex and his friend at the same time one of which was her had the message" you should have just asked slut" written on it. I was so devastated I quit sc and fb and didn't date for 8 months.

>>726899684
DING DING DING

I miss fucking my ex. But literally nothing else about her.

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>>726876485
I just want to go home and be with her. I been away so long, our calls and messages are becoming rarer and less energetic. I'm losing her and I can't stand that thought. Another year left before I can come home but by then it might be too late. I wish I could just pack up and go home and just take her in my arms and say it's OK I'm home. Instead my only comfort here is an endless supply of brews and novels I have read to the point I can recite them by heart. I will be home soon my dear, just wait for me another year

i killed someone

>>726899990
Think is his wife isnt ok with the poly thing which I would tolerate just to be with him. Just choose one anon. It may cause pain, but it's far more merciful in the long run. My heart does go out to you, though, considering I am madly hopelessly in love with a guy in a similar situation. At least you aren't married.

>>726900243
Poetic... War? Jail fag?

>>726900071
That's what you get for being a slut.
You reap what you sew.

Next time just ask for the three way.

>>726900071
I mean, what you did was wrong, but at one point you have to stop feeling sorry for yourself and forgive yourself because guilt is fucking selfish and obsessive. Own up to it and learn from it, be a better person.

>>726900279
Thanks for that sweetheart. Even if you're just larping it still means a lot. Good luck getting your guy.

>>726900420
Business fag. Got sent to shitville to help set up another branch. They need me to stay another year to act as GM till they get permanent one. Don't know if it's worth it though.

>>726900716
Larping? I wish. Situation's shitty but I guess I should be grateful to even be as in love as I am. Thanks. Good luck to you too anon.

I just got back from a party. The party I went to last weekend I slept with a beautiful girl, and I wanted to see her again, so I came to a party at the same place a few hours ago. She was there, but when I showed up she was all over a different guy, and barely even looked at me the whole time. Like fuck man

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>>726876485
I want to apologize to my daughter and ex.
>be me years back, 24
>drunk and horns looking for gf
>find daughter instead
>get caught by gf
>thrown in the party van
>get 10 years
>daughter and ex disappear

I don't want to be in their lives I just want to apologize for what I did and being a piece of shit. Not a day goes by that I don't cry knowing I ruined my daughter's life and forever scarred her.

>>726887117

same here except i know how to reverse the process and go back to flour and meat :P

>>726900817
Be glad you haven't spent 4 years waiting and grooming with absolutely no sexual attention. Shits hard.

I'm in a whole whirlwind of shit I got myself into. Long story.

Why does everything have to be difficult /b/ros. Why does nothing have a simple solution

I'm 26. He's been seeing a twice divorced, 41yr old - who has a kid, behind my back. They just got engaged. I hope the whole family dies of ass cancer.

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I keep dreaming that I am loved and accepted. Then I wake up and I'm alone and the few people who know about me hate me.

I tried just sleeping as much as I could but my dreams suddenly turned boring. It's like I was locked out of them.

Even worse I know that dying won't fix anything. I still won't be accepted or loved, it's just people will say false platitudes for a few week then vanish.

I keep living only because there is a tomorrow. Somehow I keep hoping that the tomorrow will improve and keep trying to make friends but it never works.

They say doing the same thing over and over while expecting new results is madness. If I am mad why can't it be the fun kind of mad?

I'm starting to think I should strip the last of my morals/humanity away and go be a bastard. If I'm going to never find anywhere to belong and be hated at least I can make money or have fun at doing it. Sadly I don't want others to be miserable because of me...

I hate not being the monster everyone thinks I am sometimes.

>>726900545
It's not the guilt I've dealt with that. It's that what his friend did was just as wrong as what I did but he get forgiven and then they have a threesome together with some skank. I'm the only one who was punished it's not fair.

>>726902154
It is fair cause he never gave 2 shits about his friend , he knew his friend was a piece of shit but he did not feel that way about you . He trusted you and you betrayed him for some cock . And as for as the other girl goes she is just that a skank someone who he uses for sex but he thought more of you than that .

its gonna be so weird when this drops because fire can be unpredictable when it burns ya no

>>726901165
Your poor daughter , a father is supposed to protect his child .

If I get this job I'm moving states and might break up with my girlfriend of 2 1/2 years. She doesn't put nearly as much effort into the relationship as I do, I have a high sex drive and she puts sex off to the point of once a month if I'm lucky. She gets random mood swings and cops and attitude with me even when I ask her basic shit like if she wants food before she goes to work. Just a bunch of small shit that normal relationships have, but I always dreamed of moving away and starting a new life and that would include leaving her behind too. I'm 22 now so it could just be wishful thinking but I feel like I could do better than her if I really tried, the only thing is that if I do love her a lot and I feel as if she's the woman I would marry, it's just that I don't know if she feels the same and if she does she shows absolutely no sign of it. She supports me in getting this job but that she doesn't know that I've been actively considering this. She said she would follow me if I moved to get a new career, but when I told her that I have a really real shot at getting hired I get a "oh a 5 hour drive isn't that long". So I don't know. I'm conflicted and have been burned in the past, so my theory is a preemptive strike but not burn the bridge or move states and keep my options open while having her in my back pocket while I look for something new. Not really fair to her but it's convenient for me and all you really have is yourself in the end.

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>>726876485

I'd prefer it ON my cheat, thanks.

I didn't get into my first high school of choice, so I brutally beat a girl who was going where I wanted to go. Didn't get caught, he never knew it was me. worst part is, she was my best friend.

>>726902933
I hate myself everyday knowing I failed her...

>>726903088
I can't imagine what you were thinking st that moment but why ?

>>726896502

your foreskin is missing! I'd guess it has either:

1. been stolen by foreskin gnomes in the night

2. been sliced off by a crafty merchant when you were but a wee, innocent lad

3. or gradually been rubbed away due to continuous, vicious anal sex with muscular men who have very strong anal muscles.

Best of luck with the rest of your life.

>>726879368
It's all in your head. My first time when I was seventeen, I was in a car and I lasted about 50 minutes, she came and we stopped. Literally you will do fine. I thought I was fucked because I can make myself come almost instantly when masturbation is in the picture.

>>726901165
We all get drunk and horny but we don't go and fuck our daughters , really bro if this is true tell us more ? Did they fuck You up in jail ? How did your gf find out ?

I think women nowadays have become "too free", i would prefer to go back to the days when they were property.

I'm still looking for a traditional woman that i can influence in some way. the most part are just sluts hiding behind this "freedom" thing

I sneak into my moms room while she's sleeping and I smell her feet while I masterbate , for a while I think she knew something was up cause she started wearing socks to bed but for the last month or so she's back to sleeping bare foot. Some nights I just patiently wait for her to fall asleep then give her 2 hours from when she first falls asleep and then I go in and do my thing . I fucking hate myself for doing this but I can't fucking stop and don't want to stop

>>726896502

you're a tranny with a 5" cock

>>726876485
I'm so fucking sick of mistakes taking seconds to make and years to fix
fuck life
life ever getting good seems like a fucking lie

It's time to get this off my chest
I love Jenna Wentz of NYC of Jenna Wentz Photography , I don't care about her shitty cheap tats , the fact she makes horrendous music and cause she hates white men .
I'm in love with the WENTZ .

My cousin gave me a blow job

>>726903195
I wasn't thinking. No sane person would have done what I did.
>>726903387
My gf walked in on me. She called the cops and the rest is history. I didn't get raped in jail but I did get the shit beaten out of me by CO'S and inmates. I took my beaters though. After a while I wanted them because I deserved them for what I did.

>>726902701
We got super serious I got scared and made a mistake. His best friend knew him since second grade and still fucked his gf how are we not equally at fault?

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i want to fuk whitney ):

>>726903968
What is it you don't get ? He trust you he did not trust his friend ! His friend probably would stick his dick in anything and he knew that , but you were his gf your not supposed to behave like some skank . It's all about Trust , there is so much cock out there why would you cheat on him with his friend ? All a women has to do is say I'm horny and guys will gladly fuck your brains out .
Trust it was all about Trust and you failed .

>>726903920
How old is your daughter now ?

I'm so fucking horny. Have hardly had sex with wife since first kid. He's just turned 1. I don't want to cheat but Jesus I want to fuck. PND is a bitch.

>>726904252
We have all been down that road , some cheat and never get caught and some cheat and get busted and nightmare ensues .

>>726904221
Shes 24 now

>>726904335
Meh, my town is too small and everything is on cuckbook. I'd get caught eventually. I'll just keep wanking and hope the meds do their job.

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http://lets.rabb.it/886j/jD81RHNaPB

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>>726876485
>I hate myself
>I don't deserve be loved for no one
>I never asked born

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VzIvIacMSU

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>>726876485
I have a crush on a girl in my class and i have fantasies raping her and using her as my foot slave

>>726904437
Have you ever looked for her on FB or any forms of social media ?

>>726904509
I was hoping I got thru to you , just keep jerking I know it sucks but after you shoot your load you will be happy you didn't cheat

>>726876485
I used to tell myself, if I dont have some of my life together by 30, Ill off myself.
Things are looking more dim by the day and I keep shortening the time on that thought.

>>726903602
Dude your mother come on I have a big foot fetish myself but dude it's your mother .

>>726901165
Was the sex at least enjoyable ?

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Just shut up. Stop it. Stop being so fucking retarded. What's your problem? Who hurt you? What did the world do to you, personally, for enough of the cognitive ability in your brain to shutdown to the point that you've become a willful idiot? Go fuck yourself, you subhuman, incongruous, incomprehensible, unrelenting piece of shit.

>>726904437
do you still jerk it thinking of that night?

I am an alcoholic.

I farted

I suck at sex

I kidnapped one of those girls that went missing. I let her go before drugging her and fucking her. Used a condom, washed her, impossible to be caught now. Have the perfect alibi

>>726905550
I might do it again. I will try to go for a younger one this time. Forgive me if it's your daughter. I have a problem and teen pussy is the only thing that can solve it

My boyfriend is hung

>>726876485
I'm a music producer but in reality is not worth it to be famous or a meme. I want to become a great meme for all my viewers on YouTube but it seems there's so much hate on what's going on in reality and that people what they see in me really hate me. Is it racism? My personality? Or you just being a jerk? Seriously, if you're just gonna hate on me like that cause I'm weak well it makes you weak so you might as well just end yourself now cause living doesn't last long. Nothing lasts long. Sad to say everyone's gonna die someday for what actually? Nothing really all a bunch of nothing. I guess making friends is pointless. Life is pointless living is pointless TBH I want to kill myself but my hearts content doesn't want me. I don't mind genocide tbh suicide in general is never an answer and it's pathetic why not commit genocide and fight? It doesn't hurt to fight and use your skull does it? I wish I was the Dankest meme. Dreams never come true but genocide doesn't stop you does it? Suicide is never an option. You never get back on suicide

>>726905398
join the club. there's lots of us, high functioning, folk that get away with it with no consequence besides a piece of our soul dying on a regular basis

>>726904022
I want

>>726876485
I'll never have the fucking balls to say it

I'm going to fucking end it. I can't handle rejection and the girl I love doesn't want a relationship.

See you all in Hell

>>726905747
Think of life as a video game. detach yourself from it all, little buddy. If you're playing a vid and you need to do some shit to get some shit, do you ponder the meaning of it all, or just do it without even really thinking about it, because you know it's what you need to do?

perspective, that's all you need

>>726905747
sunset strip, master it or quit.

>>726905949
livestream it fgt

Since getting divorced, I've been living at my parents place, working part time as a tutor, and desperately applying for full-time positions pretty much anywhere in the country.

The whole dating and female companionship thing is purely an afterthought at this point. I just want to be a self-sufficient person with a place of my own. It's been over half a year, and I'm going crazy.

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My boyfriend lets me take control of EVERYTHING!!' Tell me what to do take FUCKING control you fucking pussy wiped bitch! I get it he loves me and doesn't want to upset me BUT ITS FUCKING UPSETING WHEN I CONTROL EVERYTHING!!! grow some balls and tell me
What to do!!! In other fucking cultures I'd never get to talk back to you. I'd be fucking stoned! Slap me show me that you're the god damn person in charge! Fuck I don't want to be the one responsible for everything all the fucking time!!!!! Dear men why are you all such pussy whipped little bitchez?
-love
A seriously sexually frustrated female

>>726906320
>Since getting divorced, I've been living at my parents place, working part time as a tutor, and desperately applying for full-time positions pretty much anywhere in the country.
>The whole dating and female companionship thing is purely an afterthought at this point.
Strippers

>>726906045
Truth

>>726906517
AWALT

>>726876485
>you fucking gays will all burn in hell

I'm only dating my girlfriend for free art

>>726876485
Black people are subhuman animals and all of Africa should be sterilised.

Told my parents I wanted a 600€ (Hamilton Jazzmaster) watch for Christmas, they said no, let's wait April for your 20th.

If they start to convince me it's to expensive or shit like that, or that I should wait this summer, I will buy it myself with my savings whether they like it or not

>>726906517
tits or gtfo

I haven't been going to school (college) for almost a year, been lying to my parents about it, been single for a year from a wretching heartbreak, and I honestly don't know how okay I am. I've just been working at a deli, playing vidya at home and letting myself go a bit. And my current loans to the school mean I can't take a step up and go back just yet. I'm just masturbating every day or so, getting stoned to forget it all, and think at times how I'd like to just start over and move somewhere far away as someone else. But still, I don't even know if I'm okay or even happy at times. Suicide isn't an option either because I'd rather have done something at least remotely exciting before I die. It's not like my life is hard financially, I can pay my bills just fine but I can't help but wonder what can get me motivated to wake up more...so I'm decent I guess

>>726907139
>white
>suburban midclass family
>15yo
>hardworking parents

>>726907198
actualized.org friend (it's on youtube too.)
use it to turn your life around, seriously, a video or two a day does wonders; but you have to implement what is being said.

>>726907302
>19
>stessed / depressed / anxious
>gay
>parents that don't know how to manage their finances
>studying stem
>already got way more than a 600€ gift from them for an other birthday

So stfu you poor scumbag

>>726908036
>already got way more than a 600€ gift from them for an other birthday
Well I guess we know why they're struggling with finances

am truly in love with girl in emotionally abusive relationship that she will probably never leave

>>726909474
This probably wont convince you anything at or, but she's not gonna change. So you can either deal with the abuse for years to come assuming she stays with you that long, or let it sting now and find someone else who truly appreciates/loves you. You deserve better, anon

I am going on a 2 wk /nofap/. I was fapping mainly to shota, and gay porn despite having no attraction to males.the concerning part for me was the shota, and the final straw was when I found myself twice on /bl/.

>>726909318
Its because they live on the moment, which explains why they didn't wanted to buy me a 200€ gift last year you poor fuck jealous fag

>>726876894
keep her
physical beauty means absolutely nothing
it will all be gone by the time we're 40

>>726909861
Sounds like you're just spoiled. And poor kids generally earn work more than rich ones because they hand more to work for instead of things being handed to him. The only problem you have is living in delusion, privileged spoiled fag

My ancestors are smiling on me imperials, can you say the same?

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>tfw you have nothing to vent about
feels good man

I miss my ex of 5 years, despite it's been nearly 2 years since we split. Been with my current gf for a year, and I hate it. I just moved states away from home, and she came. All I want is for her to go back, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

>>726909646
M8 I think he meant he is in love with a woman who is in a emotionally abusive relationship, not that he's in a relationship with her.

>>726876485
I think I'm falling in love with you. Even though you'll never see me that way.

I just want to fuck bad bitches.

Finally someone actually wants to kiss me and I panic. I've wanted to be someones girlfriend for so long and I'm too shy to even look you in the eyes for more than a moment. I'm a complete idiot.

>>726910722
fuck you! at least someone wants to kiss you you are a faggot for not taking advantage of that =

>>726910814
He has no standards, he just wants someone to kiss really. I panicked because I didn't know what to do

>>726881974
>lists how republicans have done lots of liberal stuff

You just proved his point. All those good things you listed are liberally minded and motivated. You just proved to yourself that "liberal" is meaningless as an insult. None of those are conservative policies whatever party they were introduced by lol.

But you don't even understand that, do you? You literally only see the word liberal as an insult, meaning you don't even understand the point you just made.....

>>726911140
fuck, I don't think someone w/o standards would even consider me. It's normal to panic have you tried explaining that it was your first time I find bluntness to be the best course if action 9/10 times

>>726910154
Ain't about working to get something, it's about them not wanting to spend my own money, but not wanting to spend their money neither.

Chanel chill the fuck out or find a therapist! You have such an unhealthy amount of anxiety...

My Life is shit, I need a mindful consistent conscious existence to be able to perform simple duty

My best friend from childhood just had his first child. He doesn't know the father is either me, or a drug dealer the broad was fucking for coke. He refuses the idea of a paternity test.

I want to transition to female and my brother expects me pay bills for him because I recently started my part time job even though he's going to be a manager at his place soon.

One day I caught him saying he was glad he had 10,000 USD exact and I'm not sure what he plans on doing with that and why he's hiding that money unless he plans to do the same.]

One time he joked about finding me a wife but he denied wanting one at the time even though he said he was interested a while ago.

>>726876485
I want to fuck a convincing tranny, trap, or shemale at least once before I die.

>>726897627
you're likely idolizing her more than you realize. Give it a break for awhile, but talk to girls in the meantime without falling in love with them. Try tinder when you get your hopes up, dog pics if you got em.

good luck anon