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OK so last week the gf told me she was pregnant. I nearly freaked

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OK so last week the gf told me she was pregnant. I nearly freaked out because I wanted to keep fucking her the rest of the year and then decide if I wanted to marry her, but I finally decided I could live with it.

Then today I was going through her phone and well, pic related. She's going to be home in about an hour. How do I even bring this up?
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You're a cuckfag OP
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Bump for interest
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Newfags
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Before you do anything, screenshot the text, for use in court- if it comes to that
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>>726872900
Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute. COURT?
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>>726872960
Yes, unless you want to raise a niglet, OP.
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>>726871896
You don't, because it's fake. And you're a faggot.
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>>726872497
Cucked and getting cheated on are two different things. Faggot, stop applying the word cuck to just about everything.
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This is fucking copypasta
Everyone below this post is a newfag who got baited
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>>726873067
sure, cuck
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>>726873053
It's a picture. And while it's inappropriate, there's got to be a reasonable explanation for why it's on her phone.
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>>726873177
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! REASONABLE EXPLANATION? You're one stupid motherfucker, screenshot the picture with your phone, and when she gets home break up with her, or stick around and continued to get cucked loser
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I don't see why having fap material on your phone means you're cheating.
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>>726873486
Look, I can't just show her the pic and break up with her. For one thing, I'm not supposed to be going through her phone.
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>>726873671
no shit, idiot.
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>>726873671
>>726873111

lmao yea this is trash.
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probably she'll say that a friend sent that in joke mode
>reality pic related
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>>726871896
>>726873671
Underage faggot get off b
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>>726871896
Fake news shiggy diggy
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>>726873796
Look, why is everyone in this thread being a huge faggot? I know it doesn't look good but I'm going to have to tactfully present this.
Also, there really is no proof she's fucking a nigger by the picture itself.
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>>726871896
hey shithead, stop making this thread and get a fucking job or kill your self already
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I have a few pictures of pussies on my phone. You gotta find some better proof.
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>>726871896
if this is real don't do anything yet keep the picture maybe take a picture of her phone with the pic on your phone to prove it is from her wait till it is born cause if she's been fucking him the baby is going to be a nigger so when it's born get her the fuck out of your life and if she tries to get money out of you, you have proof the niglet isn't yours
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>>726874069
Look you shut the fuck up. I'm looking for work. The gf is being the head of household until I do. That doesn't have shit to do with this thread and no this is the first time I've posted on /B/.
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>>726874026
Yeah nah fuck that. Drop a fucking bomb on her ass for at shit. You gonna sit there and let your girl have dudes send her dicks and shit. Bet they're talking sweet in her ear and shit too when you're not around. I bet she went and told them how big the dude is compared to your shrimp dick.

Lays the news on that cunt and put your fucking foot down. Quit being a fucking beta.
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>>726871896
next time you're examining her vagina see if it's been stretch to accommodate dicks much bigger than yours (i.e. all of them)
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>>726874488
Look there's no evidence a dude sent her a dick. Someone brought it up earlier maybe it's porn, which would be weird, but it's not unusual.
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>>726874721
That's a myth. And we've been having a good sex life though she's been tired a lot since she's gotten pregnant.
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>>726874750
you're a fucking cuck who continues to make excuses for himself seriously get the fuck off /b/ we don't like faggots like you, you're the type of shit stain who would lick a nigger cock while it's fucking your gf pic related it's you faggot
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>>726875223
OK, I've been pretty patient with some of you in here, but if you said that to me irl?

I would send a couple of your fucking teeth flying.
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>>726875535
and that nigger fucking your gf would send cum shooting up your ass cause you're a FUCKING CUCK seriously you're making excuse as to why you're gf isn't a nigger lover fuck off bitch don't talk tough when you're a weak little cunt
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>>726874750
It wouldnt be the wildest fucking thing to happen, no, but you just can't take those chances. Just gotta introduce that shit and be a fucking alpha, you make that shit seem like a joke right out the gate and if it's real, she's gonna keep on with that shit.
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>>726875737
Look I said shut the fuck up. Now.
She and I are going to raise our child. She is not FUCKING NIGGERS.
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>>726871896
would suck
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>>726871896
>>726871896
>>726871896
You need to stay with her OP
It's the right thing to do
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>>726875785
She's going to be home pretty soon and I don't think I'm up to that. She's going to want her phone back and I can't be telling her I went through her phone.
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>>726876401
Well to tell the truth I kind of have to stay with her until I get a job working in a trading firm. Right now she's the bread and butter for this household.
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lol
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>>726876416
Like hell you can't, you're getting ready to have a kid that may or may not be yours Idk, you can't be having secrets like that.
I tell my woman I went through her phone idgaf. If she ain't got nothing to hide then it shouldn't mean shit.
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>>726876743
Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean that might not be my kid?
It's ours, I totally remember the night we conceived faggot. Fuck you.
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>>726876501
Oooh boy. You're in ultimate cuck mode right now. She could literally do anything she wants and you're going to get the shit end of the stick even if it was her fault.
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>>726876844
You remember the ONE time that a seed took hold? Get the fuck outta here. Do you not have sex very often or what?
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>>726876904
Look, I am tired of everyone in this fucking thread trying to turn this on ME. I'm going to be making 6 figures by this time next year. Wtf are YOU going to be doing?
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>>726876124
50$ the kid is black
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>>726877023
Fucking your wife cause apparently that shits easy af.
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>>726877017
Yes, as a matter of fact I do. It was the best fucking sex we had. I'm not surprised she was pregnant after that.
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>>726877098
Why? Because of a nigger cock pic on a phone? That doesn't prove anything goddammit. Stop talking shit.
Half you faggots would be totally jealous of what I have and what I'd do to protect that.
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>>726877181
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>>726877181
Whatever you say pal just dont be surprised when she squeezes out a nigglet
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>>726877402
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op is in full meltdown mode lol
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>>726877339
Look I don't know who the fuck you are, but I would fucking put you in the fucking hospital, faggot.
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You fucking beta fucking cuck sand nigger fagot. Dump the bitch or accept the niglet.
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>>726877610
Liam?
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>>726877762
Even if that was my name I wouldn't tell you.

Fuck is everyone on this website a fuckinig faggot?
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>look
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>>726877856
no but your gf is fuckin a nig
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>>726877856
were you always this beta or after seeing a niger dick on your gf phone
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>>726877856
I'll fuck you right in your gay cuck little ass faggot
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>>726871896
If you don't dump her immediately, you're pic related.
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>>726871896
Fake as fuck, this image shows up in image searches.
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Fuck your girlfriend u before I do, you fucking sand nigger faggot. Fucking cuck niglet.
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OP has to be a troll. No way someone is this dense.
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>>726878172
>>726878192
OK OP here. I am only taking serious replies from now on. All you faggots talking shit will be put on ignore.
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>>726878192
Troll or not he is a cuck.

Not Troll = Cuck because his GF is taking black dicks and is carrying a niglet and he is defending her

Troll = Cuck because he fantasizes about this
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speak english, you darkwing turds...
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>>726878256

Here's a serious question. Why would you come to /b/ for for this? If this is where you get advice, how the hell did you get a girlfriend in the first place?
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>>726877265
A nigger cock pic and your girl which is collecting them?
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>>726878577
Look, Spencer told me this was a good place to get advice, to air out relationship problems and stuff. Fucking shoot me for it.
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>>726878256
Serious reply. You have to take in account that your GF might been cheated on you. I know it may sound unreal and impossible but women are sluts. Get evidence screenshot the messages so you can use them against her IF needed.
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I feel like I've seen you make this thread before lmao. Get off /b/ you bored cuck fantasizing faggot piece of trash
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I'M NOT A CUCK GODDAMMIT
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Serious question, what if the child IS in fact OP's, and he breaks up with her? Will she get custody automatically? Will OP have to pay alimony or agree to some paternity test? Will the case be different if OP could prove his gf cheated?
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I fucking love these threads
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>>726878722
Well here is some advice then.

You're an idiot.
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>>726878498
>>726878774
I AM NOT FANTASIZING ABOUT MY GIRL FRIEND FUCKING NIGERS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>726878722
Cuck confirmed
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You come here expecting people to tell you that its probably nothing LUL. Shes fucking another guy, leave her OP. Stop making excuses.
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You better get tested and start saving for a dna test. Don't be a bitch,show her that shit and say you got ten seconds to explain this shit you fucking coal burner.
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>>726878886
Well, OP has no income, but the way to courts work he will end up having to pay her obscene amounts of money.

Enjoy prison for failing to pay child support, OP.
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Error: You cannot delete posts this often.

What the fuck is this??
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>>726878910
>when the cuck denies his autistic behavior
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>>726879027
It means you can't delete posts that often.
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>>726879027
Lmao you're such a baby. No wonder your gf prefers taking black dick
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Look I mean it. Serious replies only from now on, k? She's going to be home and I don't need this fucking shit.
Hold your shit, homies.
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>>726879215
Your whining is annoying, please get off /b/. There's already plenty of cuckold threads.
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>>726879215

You didn't say the magic word
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>>726879422
Everyone in here is being a huge faggot and trying to put this on me. I'm fucking tired of this shit and am only taking serious replies from now on. You're being a faggot, too. Cut it out.
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>>726879510
Quit being a bitch dude. Everyone is saying it's on you cause it is And everyone is saying your a faggot cuck because you're acting like one.
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>>726879644
Serious replies only. Fuck off.
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Shoot the nigger that banged her. It's not that hard.
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>>726879730
Everyone here is being serious. You're being a dumbass.
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>>726873671

Holy shit he's not even trying.

Nigger loving cancer that killed /b/

gtfo kyke
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>>726879814
FUCKING THIS
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>>726879814
Get the fuck out of my thread. I am only taking serious replies from now on. Fuck off.
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>>726879978
>my thread
Get cancer and die fag.
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OP here. She just came home.
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>>726879795
Mr Topham Hatt has spoken
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>>726879978
Oh and have fun jerking off to watching Daquan bang your gf with his buddies :)
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>>726871896
>2017
>97 replies and counting
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>>726871896
Make sure you explain all the naked woman on your phone as well op
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OP here again. I'm going to have to get off the computer pretty soon.
Fuck all of you who were total faggots here.
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>>726880441
Have fun with her and her black lovers lol
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look at all the summerfags, eating all this bait. not even reverse-searching op's picture

nice job, op
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>>726880530
look I said shut the fuck up faggot. NOw.
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>>726880575
>look I said shut the fuck up faggot. NOw.
look I said shut the fuck up faggot. NOw.
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>>726880558
It's original.
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>>726880575
look I said shut the fuck up faggot. NOw.
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>>726880612
>>726880639
I'll fuck you up.
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>>726880575
You're trying so hard kid
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>>726880692
name and address we 1v1 irl kiddo
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>>726880558
sometimes it's fun to pretend, faggot
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>>726880692
Hurr durr
>I'll fuk u interwebz strangrs up
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>>726880838
Look. Shut the fuck up. I mean it.
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>>726881000
Wasted trips on faggotry. Do something. I'm not afraid of cucks lol.
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>>726881000
Watch out guys. He's getting upset.
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>>726881000
It's funny because supposedly you had to leave soon and here you are arguing with these other /b/tards.
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>>726881099
>>726881148
>>726881081
Fuck off. I'm trying to play it cool so she doesn't see what I'm typing. I really need to get off the computer, this thread is fucking pointless.
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>>726881222

Don't worry, if you get too emotional from all of this, you can use her shoulder to cry on.
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>>726881222
grow some fucking balls and ditch the bitch. if it's not clear that she's fucking the guy in that pic yet, then it surely will be when you're fathering a little nigglet. get the fuck out before its too late
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>>726881485
I mean it I am sick of you faggots saying I'm going to raise a nigglet. I remember the night we fucked and she got pregnant. You're a fucking faggot.
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>>726877265
I can't wait til the little one comes out looking like a nigger and you end up raising it like the cuck you are lol if it's a boy, name him LaCuck
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>>726881584
>denial
Lol just remember what the other anon said. If you need to you can cry on her shoulder and of course the guy she's fucking.
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OK OP here.

She just saw the pic.
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>>726881584
let's entertain the idea that it isn't a lil black kid. even so, it's highly probable that she's still getting dicked down him. confront her, tell her you've found some shit and make her explain it. go from there
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>>726881838
Anon here.
Leave
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>>726881584
Dumbass, you can't KNOW for certain that she got pregnant just from fucking you. Specially now when you have a picture of a dick that's probably 3 times your size and could been pounding your girls pussy this whole time as your evidence. Find out the truth man. Don't be so naive.
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