Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726831145
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
I'm here
those 2 albums are so unrelated
>>726841015
bote slut.
>>726840967
You dont' have to. It's optional to connect to voice.
I don't talk either because I have a horrid voice
>>726840899
It seems all sociopaths have nothing better to do than hang around here.
Bullies like Shizu should be shot down
>>726840776 (Sono)
Hopefully you get it start of next week, patience!
>>726840894 (Koume)
Not thaaaat lewd!
>>726840657
Bad. I kept waking up and my left ear hurts for some reason. It's weird. >>726840815
I did fall asleep so I may not have seen it
>>726841008
No.
>>726841091
Lol I'm in my mid 20's!
Still here.
French people should be gassed.
>>726841164
Spider slut
>>726841015
Alice is mine.
I vote to sink the botes
>>726841183
I bet you moan like an goddess...
>>726840894
Kannas a loli
Also I just don't like super boney lolis
>>726841320
^^^^^
>>726840657
>Why? She won't even pay attention you.
And would your waifu? I doubt any of our waifus are into NEETs who spend a bunch of time on a Tibetan cavepainting forum.
>>726841197
2b has been nice to talk to... but edgedeath not very much
>>726841219
Hey! You bully people too!
>>726841246
Old man is a state of being, not an age
>>726841367
Eh. That's not even that bad.
>>726841223
It says ETA Monday, but I might not be around to receive the package D:
>>726841241
Does it still hurt now?
>>726841585
Yes. I do not know why.
>>726841527
I know my waifu won't pay attention to me unless I have money.
>>726841540
I was laughing so much I couldn't focus on my grammar
>>726841577
Oh then I'm very old x_x
>>726841542
I'm saying that I wouldn't be surprised if the words was thrown around here more than an actual psychiatric clinic.
>>726841320
Especially the Canadian ones
>>726841396
Nuu
>>726841577
You've never seen me bully :^)
yo
>>726841679
Is the pain going away?
Claiming best girl
>>726841717
You're so mean to me
>>726841320
agreed
>>726841219
Hey Discount Megumean
>>726841739
Lil' Leaf
>>726841295
Fwiggin saved.
>>726841223
Not thaaaat lewd. It's still lewd
Claim
>>726840588
Hi
Idk
>>726841823
Where?
>>726841824
No I'm not! I love you!
Hello party people
>>726841989
Here
>>726841882
How's it going, Sono?
>>726841889
I saved the string bikini one you posted earlier.
>>726842018
Was that the cancer one? Sorry, the SAO characters are kinda hard to hold apart.
>>726841879
Hey anon
>>726841989
Acadien is mine
Shoo
>>726842134
German lolicon gay man
>>726842018
People party here?
>>726842035
>looks around and doesn't see SpeedWagon
>>726842087
It goes pretty swell~ What about you?
>>726842113
Hey Sci-san~
Good morning everyone
>>726842134
Aids, not cancer
>>726842252
We're all party people in here!
>>726841781
It's about the same and very sensitive to touch.>>726842113
Hello
>>726841717
See? Told you
>>726841739
You bully waifus, picking them up then ditching them. Poor little lolis.
>>726842257
Good evening
>>726841889
Maybe just a little...
>>726842257
Hi Louise, long time since I've seen you around, how's it going?
>>726842252
Now that it's morning (err, afternoon) I'm glad that I didn't have more beer last night.
>>726842252
ive driven for like 6 hrs today and dont wanna drive anymore but i also realized i want something from the sto'. what should i do
>>726842324
whats up buttercup
>>726842239
*Germany Lolicon Pedo Man
Don't be rude please, big bote lover.
>>726842264
Why did Aids kill her? She got that awesome clean facility.
>>726842410
Hello!
>>726842412
Yeah, I've been pretty busy..things are calming down now, though. I'm doing pretty good! How about you?
>>726842257
You wake up now?
>>726842291
Parties are for kids...
>>726842324
Hmm does it look red on the inside?
>>726842331
Bleh I was pretty much lost the past 4 years so I don't know much..
カラミチーマス
>>726842450
Oho what brand were you drinking?
>>726842460
Buy some coffee~
And don't stop driving! She's waiting for you!
>>726842577
...What?
>>726842460
LAying in bed and my ear hurts. You? >>726842524
Don't know. Most likely with how irritated it feels.
>>726842331
Shh
You don't need to remind me
>>726842475
But lil botes
There's still the gay part tho
>>726842332
Alice
>>726842524
Yeah. I get off work at 4 AM, so my schedule is a little messed up.
>>726840435
Thanks and good taste in waifu, my man. I've been meaning to look these guys up forever.
>>726840866
Thanks to you too, Asuka.
>>726842670
Yea but I ain't gay, obviously. What would even make you think such a ridiculous thing?
>>726842608
Modelo. If it were up to me and had the choice I would have bought Leon or Indio, but that isn't as available in my area.
>>726842670
Yes i do.
REPENT SINNER!
>>726842475
It wasn't just AIDS, there were other medical issues that arose because of the AIDS. Her immune system also started to collapse at a young age, so she was literally was just waiting out her days. No amount of clean rooms or medicine could save her
>>726842524
Unless there's alcohol or illicit activities involved
>>726842608
i thought you were against coffee or something. who's waiting?
>>726842660
in what way does hurt??? im sitting around looking through things
>>726842660
That sounds scary. Lets hope it's not infected...
Do you mind going to a hospital if it is?
>>726842670
Her name is Alice too?
>>726842672
And when do you sleep? I imagine you'd be too wired to go straight to bed the moment you get home...
>>726842802
You're a heavy drinker aren't you... I drank a Budweiser once and it was horrible...
>>726842867
Ready to snatch up that goth lolita on Monday?
hello how is everyone ^ ^
>>726843008
Don't know. What things? >>726843093
I don't have insurance so yes I mind it a lot.
>>726842726
No problem man
Also claiming again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT6u0bE6vTw
>>726843113
Your clinger was looking for you
>>726842917
Everything is legal on the deep web~
>>726843008
Coffee is okay once a month~ And your lover is waiting.
>>726843113
Are you evil 2B?
>>726843093
Usually five-thirty AM. I've been trying to get to bed earlier, but it's tough sometimes.
>>726843113
Hello toobie
>>726842791
Shiro pls
I remember that one time
I REMEMBER
>>726842882
I DINDU NUFFIN I'M A GOOD NUGGET
>>726843093
Nani
>>726842672
Hai Louise.
>>726843113
Hai 2B.
>>726843170
You're going to have to put salt water in your ear with an ear dropper to kill the infection
>>726842512
Nice, doing pretty well myself.
>>726843113
Hia 2B
>>726843093
I guess heavy drinking might be a good way to describe it?
I don't drink often, but when I do I like a decent amount.
>>726843113
Ruski
>>726843241
But only if you want a criminal record and possibly jail time
>>726843170
v.v
everything
>>726843241
oh i see. you mean she's at the sto'?
>>726842252
Spagonweed not a girl though.
>>726843300
Hiya Saya
>>726843366
What've you been up to?
>>726843232
he is cute if not a little over the top...
>>726843241
huh what do you mean?
>>726843247
hello ^ ^
>>726843247
>247
ay~
I'll be sure to tell your stalker about this.
>>726843389
Oh oh what's a good brand for a n00b like me?
>>726843113
I hear you and Esdeath are in love
>>726842917
This Reki Kawahara guys sure knows how to get you hooked on a sad but heartwarming and inspiring story!
>>726843113
What's a 2B and can it compare to a CC?
>>726843293
You remember only one of the times? Oh thank god!
>>726843337
>>726843337
I don't want to do that. I'm hoping I just slept on it or something.ill see. >>726843395
Everything?
>>726842917
AIDs is your immune system collapsing dingus
>>726843462
How are you?
>>726843464
But why though
also I haven't seen them in quite some time
>>726843508
What kind of shit did I miss this time
>>726843393
What about in Japan? I heard everything is legal there.
>>726843395
I just have a feeling, baka.
>>726843462
Eh there's an evil anon who posts Mado now..
>>726843511
What?
>>726842917
Complications are a bastard. Mother's Rosary still makes me cry like a little bitch. Also,
>implying the degenerates of this day and age aren't starting to drink and smoke at 12
>>726843459
Staying alive I guess, not much more than that.
>>726843293
SINNER! YOU SHALL BE CAST IN TO WAIFU HELL!
Also known as kancolle.
Botes are icky.
>>726843464
Lagers, or light beers, probably. The taste is definitely acquired. Most people dislike the taste of any beer when they first start drinking.
If you want what kind of beers *I* like, it's usually stouts, IPAs, Ales, Vienna Style, basically anything dark
>>726843366
heyo
>>726843389
cyka
>>726843300
hai qt
>>726843465
no I wouldn't say that not yet...
I hear he was asking for me
>>726843508
possibly how are you?
>>726843650
im good if not a little tired you?
>>726842134
It's to good. Friday the 13th loli
>>726842412
Just a little. >>726842450
>>726843789
Nice
>tfw 117 pms in discord
wew
>>726843508
I know! The best part of her story is she never loses her smile and positive outlooks on life. Despite her life being one giant uphill battle, she keeps her smile!
>>726843685
Then why do they censor porn there? I seriously have never understood this
>>726843715
Her story is such a sad one, especially if you know what's going to happen. I watched the anime before reading the novel, and I was fighting back tears the whole last chapter because I knew what was happening.
>>726843576
No shit, but due to AIDS, it introduced new infections she couldn't fight
>>726843783
How's Siberia?
>>726843789
Hmm?
>>726843783
He has a "little" thing for you, he wants you to be his dommy mommy
>>726843936
Wew. That's a few.
>>726843726
My job is hell enough anyway :^)
>>726843723
...Well, that's good to hear you're doing that at least!
>>726843783
Pretty much the same, I got up half an hour ago
>>726843936
I think someone was looking for you.
>>726843936
Wait why?
>>726843663
I don't know. I mean, nothing of course. Haha. We two sure like to joke around a lot, right?
So what time did you not miss?
>>726843783
Possibly good. How about you?
Also can she even see with that shifted hijab?
>>726843789
I'll make it so that every friday is a 13th.
>>726843936
All Esdeath?
>>726843961
Yea! And then she dies while playing videogames, like some chinese gamer living in an internet cafe.
>>726843459
How's you?
>>726843783
>qt
no u.
How's you?
>>726844125
Yeah ahah
Just like that one time you asked if liking dick is gay, for a friend of course
>>726843726
>boats
>icky
>implying Shimakaze, Yuudachi, Atago and Kongou aren't all attractive
>implying you don't want to load their cannons with your cum
>implying you wouldn't want a girlfriend strapping a 203mm cannon
>>726843961
No more tears.
And goddamn, edgedeath, this is how you scare people off.
I unironically enjoy toast sandwiches.
>>726844216
Not bad. Worrying about trading cards.
You?
>>726843789
That thing got less fabric in total than one of those jew hats...
>>726844072
Yeah, it's not all bad.
>>726844372
Do you put toast between bread, or bread between toast?
Esdeath pmed me 117 times.... all of them asking were his mistress is and telling me he misses me and wants his.....mommy back
>>726844125
>>726844103
>>726844099
>>726844072
>>726844059
>>726843556
yes resting my eyes
>>726843685
if not i'll have to make do w u
>>726844373
Worrying? I'm alright. Been kinda boring day with nothing really going on.
I unironically like the mai poster
>>726844470
So you a mommy now?
>>726844470
Just so you know this isn't me. Someone is attempting to pretend to be me. -Piety
>>726844470
Rip u
>>726844470
That's totally not weird and excessive >>726844481
Ah. Long day?
>>726844470
Jesus
Fucking
Christ
You must really be in love
(´・ω・`)
>>726844125
At least it was in Asuna's arms...
>>726844339
No more tears, only happiness knowing she isn't in pain and is having a great adventure in another world
>>726844470
Wtf?
>>726844470
Could you be my mistress too, mommy?
>>726844469
It's supposed to be toast between bread, but I put dark toast between light brown toast.
>>726844260
T-that was for a friend.. No, a friend of a friend of course.
And we've concluded that it's only gay if the dick is very masculine looking or shaped weirdly.
>>726844470
It's kinda cute tbh.
Give him a chance and some orders.
>>726844673
I can think of better places to die. Like behind a dumpster or in Somalia.
>>726844804
Rude tbh
>>726844063
Yeah probably. But still, stop being a heretic, Discount Discount Megaman.
>>726844339
Boats aren't unattractive. But they're just waifu bait with just enough character to be good at being waifu bait.
I don't want to stick anything in their cannons, and i don't want a girlfriend with a cannon.
>>726844606
I like how this one has 0 replies, but the other has like 8.
>>726844461
Plans for the day?
>>726844470
I...um..
Wew
I'm sorry you gotta deal with that
>>726844493
I gotta build my deck just right! But I'm unsure how to.
>>726844704
Then it's a toasted toast sandwich
whoever that disgusting mascarder is not 2b she said so herself in chat and if he doesnt leave im going to gut him
>>726844470
You could ask him for some spicy pics
By that I mean you should order him
>>726844804
Oh shit, you're actually right
>>726844925
I'll try my best Shizu guy
I just need a lot of love and kind words and encouragement :^)
>>726845010
UwU edgy
>>726844461
Jew hats you say???
>>726844925
I'm not sure how anyone thinks that me when i talk nothing like that. It is pretty fucking funny though.
>>726844470
He can be a bit excessive.
>>726844606
I thought it was a completely different person from the start.
Didn't even cross my mind he was pretending to be you.
>>726844470
"Muh dommy mommy"
>>726845010
Are you sure it's a fake?
How many messages did you send her?
>>726844866
Yea sorry, but it's common practice to hate on sao for any reason one can find.
This particular arc was probably the most acceptable one though. Least focus on Kirito.
>>726845010
Who's even real anymore!? I wanna know whom to hate!
Git fucking namesync everyone!
>>726845085
Spread the word, friend! The people must know of this important find!
>>726845171
How are you today saya. I'm on mobile atm. Phone about to die though.
>>726843961
Lmao @ the fact that your waifu got boned by a nigger/ is gay
>>726844260
You're bad at bullying, leaf.
What's your next waifu gonna be? Is she another boat you fancy or does she actually personality?
>>726844937
With math!
>>726844606
Now why on earth would anyone do that!
>>726844470
>>726844925
>not being gunsexual
Do you even live in a free nation?
>>726845176
I want a subby mommy.
>>726845277
>I dislike SAO because /a/utists said I should
>>726845176
*flips*
heya go
>>726845277
I know, I wish that weren't the case, but I've accepted it.
>>726845352
wut
>>726845349
>Damage control
>>726845277
I will for the glory of the 'stache!
>>726845352
What is banter
Probably a plane next time
>>726845349
>you still like me right
>>726845353
Mathematician is limited to 1! And I don't think he'd be very good in this deck.
>>726844470
Fucking Esdeath lmao.
>>726843556
Oh trust me salt water will kill it fast and it won't hurt.
>>726843650
I'm just messing with you~
>>726843741
I trust your taste buds. I'm going to cap this post for later use...
>>726843961
They only censor penises!
>>726844481
But I'm a guy
>>726844937
Probably play some games or watch something for an hour or two before I head off to bed. Besides deskbuilding, you got any plans?
>>726845641
No, they censor a lot of things! The don't censor boobs, but they censor everything else
>>726845349
>windows 10