Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726811882
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fallout 4: Where Codsworth can say Orgasmo, but not Sasha
>>726831124
Not watching NGE at least 20 times like I have means you're not living.
>>726831082
I'd say the same but most of yours look like game screenshots and SFM fuckery which does not please me aesthetically.
Best doctor claimed.
>>726831234
FO4 a shit anyway. 3 and NV will always be better.
>>726831276
I thought it was generally held that I don't live, merely exist
>>726831308
Yeah, but i want to see if putting some mods on makes it better
I'd play New Vegas If i could
>>726831344
I don't understand how there are still people in this world who haven't watched it. . .
After I'm done with Haruhi anime I'm going to rewatch NGE.
>>726831482
I don't know, I just keep pushing it back because I find new things that I want to watch
>Sabagebu! pushed it back as well
You should read Pandora Hearts instead.
>>726831276
This anon gets it
Eva has slow pace, but seeing how characters develop throughout the whole thing is great.
And asuka is love, Claim
>>726831344
I thought that was simply understood to be true for anyone here on 4Chan. We're basically waiting to die- or for a chance to live.
>>726831446
NV is backwards compatible, if you're on XBone.
>>726831482
I tried. I could not enjoy it, though. I should watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya though. I hear absolutely nothing but genuine good about it.
>>726831673
I'm just waiting to die
カラミチーマス
>>726831673
I don't own an xbox
>>726831724
>>726831673
Don't die Anons, life can be good, no matter how fucked it may seem
Free food is the best type of food
>>726832101
what did you eat?
>>726832185
Nice hair
#NeverForget
Ram claimed <3
I love Kumiko!
>>726832101
Snek
Who was the last thread OP she was cute
>Tristana claimed
>>726831932
I dunno if it's back-compatible for PS4, but it should be on PC, since windows is windows is windows.
>>726831998
>can be
But it isn't.
>>726832101
Free is my favorite flavor.
>>726832328
Not best cute, but still a cute.
>>726832101
Free food? Sounds delicious already, do tell.
im eating ramen, boosted a bit with some vegetables and an egg,
Claimed,I'm stuck for another 2 hours. I'm fine with anythong at this point~
Pokemon Go rewatch Nichijou.
>>726832101
That's a pretty general statement
>>726832482
It isn't on PS4
It'd be one of the first games I get if I ever get around to making a PC
>>726832482
Whats wrong with your life then?
what do you do? when you want to talk to someone, really bad but they take a looong time to respond and you have been messaging all morning but they may be a asleep or busy!
>>726832355
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2670643
What is iqdb
>>726832134
Pastrami from some jew deli. They were mad I got the most expensive sandwich from winning my prize
>>726832355
I dunno who the last thread OP was but you are cute, so it could have been you
>>726832482
Could use some salt though
>>726832513
Dropping an egg in instant ramen makes it high class
>>726832636
I almost made a Junko folder. Despair!!!
>>726832659
Isn't that the best way to enter a thread??
>>726832847
Probably should just murder them tbh
>>726832930
but I like them alot
>>726832930
Junko sure has quite some nice pics
>>726832847
You've been messaging them all morning?
Have they been responding?
>>726832930
Potentailly
>>726833094
no they are offline. but they came on thread and said just saying hi! why didnt they pm me on discord first!
>>726832930
Trying to give those instant ramens some flavour, boiling slowly, adding some stuff, its still not healthy or anything, but got used to that food when i was really saving money and spending as little as i could.
And yes egg makes it really good
>>726832847
Guess you just wait and exerciese your patience, hope they will answear soon
Shiro claim.
>>726832915
erp with me.
>>726833277
Why are yo messaging somebody if they're offline
I'd think it's pretty obvious they are doing something
>>726832716
>no 3D GF
>have to hide my power level all the god damn time
>shit job with shit pay
>noguns in a near-noguns nation
>watching the world lose its concept of free speech, freedom of religion and independent thought
>liquor is expensive
>constantly tired no matter how much I sleep for the last decade or so
>have to convince myself to leave my room or even my bed every day
>slowly losing my taste for all the shit I used to be super into
>can't share what interests I have left because my power level is too high for my city
>>726832930
Everything always needs salt.
>>726833382
I don't ERP you sextuple nigger
>>726832227
Meh. That crap isn't the kind of thing i'd remember him by.
>>726833359
I sent them alot! of messages they usually respond but last night they said they were fixing something and there discord died
>>726833445
I just want them to know im waiting I like this person a lot im freaking out staring at the pm box on discord just waiting
>>726833510
*pomfs you*
There's only one waifu
>>726833510
That's not what the chick with pink hair said.
When are you replying to me in discord dude, it's been like a minute Kappa.
>>726833770
And it's this dude?
>>726833692
OwO
What's dis?
>>726833866
I don't ERP with anyone, and you know it you fucking Ecuadorian trash
Claimed, how is erryone today?
>>726833866
Fuck off scoobs
>>726833688
That's....not going to do anything
They'll be back eventually, but spamming their inbox won't do anything (´・ω・`)
>>726833449
I feel you anon when it comes to work, worked in shit jobs with shit pay for like 6 years, eating shit food just so i can save some money. But eventually you save up a bit, you can take some courses, get better job, highly recommend, got welding courses done and now at least im getting good pay for working my hands to the bone.
And i totaly agree when it comes to the world, when i read another article or watch next propaganda on how progressive we need to be, and how much we have to police ourselves im really feeling bad, but you can be someone that speaks out anon, who excercises free speech.
Also, change diet if you can afford it man, get some energy, maybe go out and run, get some oxygen and you should stop feeling so tired all the time. And you probably won't meet any 3D GF if you don't go out.
If you are losing shit that you used to like, find new, explore other things
Claiming best girl
>>726834123
if you see an anon with 2b as a waifu tell them im waiting very very...patiently
>>726832930
Oh my. You definitely are one of the cutest too
>>726834328
Comrade Saya!! Great to finally see a familiar face!
>>726834047
>OwO's
>doesn't erp.
>>726834086
No u.
>>726834333
Oh the Nier lady
I still remember when she said sub guys are trash tier
>>726834674
wait what
>>726834333
He doesn't like you obviously.
No one does, you freak out because someone criticises your gay bullshit. You antagonise people for no reason, except for the fact they don't like you. You constantly post pure autism in your Discord channel about how you want a girl who looked at you to jump off of a bridge or how your parents hate you.
>>726834434
Hai Junko! How's you?
>>726834729
You're talking about the Neir character claimer right?
She said that, I can dig through the archives to find it if you want
lul
>>726834938
>>726834936
wait why um this person male or female said they like being dom are you sure you arent mistaken
>>726834938
yes I posted that good job but my plan has changed
>>726834242
I'm considering a mixology course. Bartenders make good tips and that shit isn't taxed if you pocket the cash every night. What the CRA doesn't know won't hurt them. Tips are nothing more than tips from appreciative customers anyway, right? Food time. I shall return. It's spaghetti night and I don't eat messy foods at my battlestation.
>>726835156
*gifts
I sure am retarded.
>Mercy
>>726835132
They are female, claim 2B from nier, and don't like subs
Not many people fit the first two around here
>>726835237
are they female(male) or female(female)?
>>726835237
I know they are female but would rather not say that people will get the wrong idea. she told me she likes subs
>>726835346
Guy
In
Real
Life
>>726835357
And I was told different
If i could figure out the archive I could find it
>>726834802
I'm alive, if that counts. Hoe about you?
>>726835132
Neir claimer is taking by Lily (Intentsun)
>>726834434
Glad to see a laughing. Glad to see you.
>>726835156
Do it, bartenders do make good money usually, and you meet tons of people, so that will probably keep you up. Also yeah tips are nice, have a friend that used to work as bartender and in good times he was making second paycheck just from tips.
Enjoy your spaghetti man
Also you can meet alot of girls that way, so 3D GF incoming
>Females on /waifu/
Here we go again
>>726835462
I'm alright. Should probably eat something and get some stuff done.
>>726831145
-squeaks and slips into the thread, leaving long trails of blue ink behind him. Has been playing splatoon 2- \^_^/
>>726835783
Let em dream.
>>726835858
>splatoon 2
Oh shit I am out of touch
>>726835508
hmm? what do you mean
>>726835446
god I hope not she told me she likes being dom!
I am wearing nothing but socks and a hoodie
>>726836032
-is free demo weekend! and has never played splatoon before so is enjoying it very much-
>>726836055
He's "married" to him.
Wait is his discord Nein-Es?
>>726835783
Isn't this guy crowded with in-real-life female specimens? I think so far we have Mash and 2B!
This place is such a pussy magnet LOL!
>>726835866
Good to see you Shiro. Feels like a while.
>>726836272
no its not that its someting else she looks like this
>esdeath
>>726831577
I don't know how you can live so long and not have seen it... I just... I just don't want to believe it...
>>726831614
Lets see I watched it twice a year since 2005 so that's 24 times!
>>726831673
Haruhi anime is great! I'm going to watch episode 4 later today. I like taking my time with anime.
>>726832636
<3
Is Junko love? Is Junko life?
>>726832645
I almost got beat up for playing Pokemon Go
>>726834938
>>726832847
Just keep msging them like I do. They get so mad lol
>>726836740
You should definitely believe it
>>726836918
>won't add me though
>>726836665
>so close
It's only been two days or so I guess, but every day feels long without a sufficient supply of qts.
How's it going?
>>726836951
Rea won't even let me make a Discord...
>>726836951
I'll add you alicu. Then we can erp bb <3
You can't fight off my charms forever.
>>726837032
Beers chips and salsa. Idk can't really beat it. It's a wonderful day.
>>726837182
Oh well
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>726837190
But you already have me added
>>726837207
Mine's been way less eventful, but at least I could beat it. ifywim
>>726837366
Does that means we already erped?
I knew i'd get through to you eventually!
>>726837182
Why not? Does he own you?
Claim
>>726837366
It's for kids anyway.
>>726837601
Who are you callin' a kid, punk?
>Nearly everyone in the thread
>>726837594
I can't really tell you why but she can't make one either. We don't even have Facebooks anymore.
>>726837694
Yeah you kids and you weird internet IM things~
>>726837523
That's not how it works at all
>go ERP with vodka
>>726837601
It's pretty handy
>>726837384
Mine isn't anything to write home about. Did laundry in a old laundry mat. And walked around a grocery store.
>>726837597
she's already claimed >>726833382
>>726837925
Destroyed
>>726837925
Kek.
>>726837859
What is Discord for anyway?
>>726837779
They're not weird. IT'S THE FUTURE OLD MAN!
>>726837859
Vodka doesn't love me anymore.
So that's a no go
>>726837999
Trips seals confirm
Dude heresy lmao
>>726837999
Satania a shit compared to Gab
so this 2bgirl is a liar? who picked the most autistic yandere we have on /waifu/ as a target? tbh I don't know if i feel bad for 2b or esdeath...
>>726838168
it's not the same waifu, but I'll accept the trips anyways.
>>726838393
Where are your trips to prove it? No? You don't have any? Oh well.
>>726838254
>haha I'm such a faggot let me try to meme something so I seem less like a faggot
Go throw your potatos, lil leaf
>>726838150
Stop lying bote
>>726837597
Get on discord -_-
>>726837925
That's not the same waifu though
>>726837977
Hi
Hand over the Dubs
>>726838515
Hi
>>726838515
Get with the times!
>>726838630
Stop calling me bote you slut!
>>726838488
What's the story behind this?
>>726838601
But y'see, I embrace the fact of being a huge faggot
>>726838801
lil smug
Spaghetti was good.
>>726838751
The anon was making a joke about how similar your waifus are.
Why'd you pick the worst Gabriel Dropout?
>>726838539
>numbers define which waifu is better.
kk Tomoyo
>>726838751
hi
how have you been?
>>726838801
hello sergeant
>>726837779
Hmm~
>>726838930
some grill on waifu who likes using people caught the attention of our favourite yandere esdeath....
>>726836055
I don't think there are multiple 2B's
And earlier in that thread she said about hurting an animal, so I'd say it's the same person
>>726838945
And I thought witch mercy was wearing almost nothing.
>>726838843
sorry for not responding. My dumb mom caught me outside and made me go grocery shopping with her.
>>726838927
My job doesn't let me...
>>726839103
I'm thinking about quitting once my dad dies anyway.
>>726838801
1-2-3
If you close the door, the night could last forever
Leave the sunshine out and say hello to never
All the people are dancing and they're havin such fun
I wish it could happen to me
But if you close the door, I'd never have to see the day again
If you close the door, the night could last forever
Leave the wineglass out and drink a toast to never
Oh, someday I know someone will look into my eyes
And say hello - you're my very special one
But if you close the door, I'd never have to see the day again
Dark cloudy bars
Shiny Cadillac cars
And the people on subways and trains
Looking gray in the rain as they stand disarrayed
All the people look well in the dark
And if you close the door, the night could last forever
Leave the sunshine out and say hello to never
All the people are dancing and they're having such fun
I wish it could happen to me
'Cause if you close the door, I'd never have to see the day again
I'd never have to see the day again
(once more)
I'd never have to see the day again
claimed
>>726838488
I like her. She's cute and funny she just doesn't need that red head coming on to her all the time.
>>726838539
Always take some solid trips
>>726838930
Lil ship
>>726838945
Yum spaget hehe
>>726839098
Hello LtC
>>726839326
<3
>>726839139
How on earth did I miss something like this
Something funny happened out of it?
>>726839299
It's ok. How goes it?
Claiman.
>>726838097
It's a VOIP and text platform
>>726838150
F
>>726839499
no the thread just learned of this....I wouldn't say funny both these people are disturbing they both hurt animals and esdeath stalks girls as a passion.... best we keep these freaks apart
>>726839061
>your opinion defines what's objectively best
kk anon.
>>726839395
Wish they'd come more often tbh.
What's up?
>>726839494
Picture would be better if she had bunny ears
>>726839494
I like it better when you call me midnight if that's ok
>>726839299
Fine fine.
But what about when you're not at work?
>>726839553
F T_T
>>726838945
Welcome back, fuck i need me some spaghetti too
>>726839754
IF she has bunny ears
>>726839767
Sure then midnight
>>726839061
I know
>>726839098
Hi
Idk
>>726839494
OW when tbh
>>726839636
2B is the kind of person to spergs on thread?
Anyway, watching these two person interact could be entertaining in itself
>>726835783
M is for Mysoginy xddd
>>726839658
GTA with friends and beer. Nothing changed sense last night. And yes trips. We need more trips
>>726839922
It's slowly dying tbh :^)
>smug
>>726839658
>>726839919
Samefag
>>726839983
>microbikini top on loli
ew
>>726839139
>girl
>on 4Chan at all, let alone /b/
>on /b/, let alone /waifu/
Probably a girl(male).
Someone recommend me up some music in the vein of the Hip.
>>726839636
Na mane fugg it, they're perfect.
>>726839878
Spaghetti is good for the soul.
>>726839922
psychopath couples never end well...
>>726839983
What are you doing lewding your waifu fam.
And that sounds good, have fun.
>>726840065
lil smug pls
I want to vidya and get drunk with the texan gook
>>726840169
I don't know anything about 2b. Best I can imagine happening is Es sperging because the grill got bored of him or something along those lines
>>726840165
you want a yandere to join up with a psycho bitch? what if they hurt someone
>>726839299
Quitting?
>>726840165
https://youtu.be/fND_Y6OgsDs
Welp, the crazies will probably breed
>>726840163
It's very appropriate. Fuck you.
>>726840231
Lewd....It's beach ware.
>>726839897
thanks
how are you?
>>726839919
hi
what have you been playing lately?
>>726840435
Hi. Sleep well?
>>726840458
what?
>>726839510
Pretty good ^^
The pain is healing up nicely~
How was your sleep?
>>726839543
Why? She won't even pay attention you.
>>726839553
What the heck is a VOIP?
>>726839861
I like to detox and stare into the sky.
>>726840415
Yeah my job. I'm also looking for an apartment in a safe part of town
>>726840503
Its gross looking because they look even bonier. I like my lolis with a little meat on them.
>>726840468
I'm still waiting for Bialetti to come to me...
>>726840657
Voice over internet protocol
It's like Skype, but better
>>726840608
Edgedesu and Neir lady will likely have babies and fuck them up worse than they are
>>726840590
Yes.
My reply didn't go through earlier, did it?
>>726840165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5LspM3rHRU
>>726840668
...??? Meat. Sir you maybe confusing short stacks with loli. Kanna maybe more your type.
>>726840468
School swim suits are lewd too taiga
>>726840405
2b is a sociopath so i would imagine she is just toying with edgedeath
>>726840808
Oh geez, I don't want to talk !
http://www.strawpoll.me/12605454/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12605440/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12605450/r
Vote here please
>>726840657
Bad. I kept waking up and my left ear hurts for some reason. It's weird. >>726840815
I did fall asleep so I may not have seen it.
>>726840657
You what? I was just joking about the old man bit earlier, but now i'm not so sure.