>Go to room >See this Wat do?

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>>726817083
Wake up.

>>726817083
call the police
>im being burgled

>>726817083
ask for sauce

>Do a 360
>Walk away

turn 360 and out

Why the fuck is my room purple now

>>726817083
tell that nigger bitch to get out of my fucking house.

Make sure there is no dick and ran it home. Then lynch that fucking monkey for breaking into my house and making everything purple. This ain't purple rain , bitch.

>>726817083
>nigger in house uninvited

Bash their fucking brains in

Put her back in his cotton field

>>726817083
tell her to wait there and then run to the store and buy some condoms and then come back and fuck her because hey a holes a hole and this is a lot better then op's mom

>>726817083

remove my belt and start smacking that ass. then fuck her.

>>726817083
Depends on what she wants.

>>726817681
money probably

>>726817083
Use caution, these things breed like roaches. If there's one, there's gotta be more

>>726817083
Literally get on my knees and go to town on that ass

>>726817083
Rape her

>>726817954
>didnt use condom
>gets aids
>dies

>MOM, THERE IS A NIGGER WOMAN IN MY ROOM!

>>726818025
at this point i dont think its considered rape
i mean not that you would know im sure every lady youve slept with was raped by you

>>726818130
most realistic response

Eat out her dookie hole

>>726817311
a hee hee!

Get schwifty!

>>726817609
If you just kept some condoms in your drawer you wouldn't risk her to escape

a creampie

Anal

>Check pussy for teeth

>Bang if none found

>>726817083
Help her find the remote that fell behind the bed and watch spongebob together while eating pepperidge farm cookies.

>>726817083
Wash the dirt off.

>>726817083
bury my face in it immediatly

>>726817208
Taking your virginity doesn't count as burglary

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all these people here would rather fuck a trap than this fucking nice ass..

I would just fuck her with a condom no matter the color

why is there a horse on my bed?

>>726817083

Depends if I happen to have a condom on me or not.

>>726817083
Call animal patrol, there's an ape on the loose

>>726818494
But those condoms would probably be expired before he's able to use em.

>>726818912
"Animal patrol" I love it

>>726818912
That's rude. I'm sure your mom is a decent looking human

>>726817083
WTF who changed by sheets?

>>726817083
fuck her

>>726817083
Realize I shit on the bed while high

>>726817083
its that jew with his nigger threads again..
israel29

>>726819454
you sound insecure

>>726817083
Smell and lick her nigger anus

>>726819589
white tongues nigger anus

>>726817083
put it back in my locker ASAP. can't have my parents finding out i have a fuckdoll, much less the nigger edition.

fuck da bitch

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>>726817083

>>726817083
Why would my room have purple bed?

>>726819786
she's already burned

>>726817083
i'm like thomas jefferson i don't discriminate against their women

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>>726817083
wat do?

simple.

>>726820014
>i'm like thomas jefferson i don't discriminate against their women

Thomas Jefferson to fuck many black women haha

>>726817083
ask her to suck my dick

>>726820635
>bitch asking for it
>anon asks bitch to suck dick
pussyass much?

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>>726817140
This guy

>>726820831
after i fuck her pussy n ass

>>726817083

see if she has stole something first