Fucking just found out that my gf was actually born a male 2

Obvious b8 but I'll bite.

He lied to you for 2 months. You can't come back from that.

>She

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>>726795780
Should i say it?
Nah, let's see how the thread goes.

>>726795780
He is a freak. Don't ever contact that mentally unstable piece of shit ever again.

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>>726795780
>>she bursts into treats and runs out the room

At least you got treats though.

>>726795780
funny picture OP where did you found it?

Oh wait.. You are blind, I suppose...

>>726795780
Post pics of it, so we can see what tricked you

>>726795780

if shes super hot, just suck her cock and make her promise never to tell anyone. Then let her fuck you daily.

>>726796244
Back to >>>/r9k/ faggot

Also
>she

>>726795780
OHH MY

>>726796239
This

>>726795780

Assuming this isn't bait (which it is, based on "questionable content" memes)

If you actually care about this person enough to look past the genitals they were both with, as in you have a deep connection with their personality that allows you to convince yourself to go beyond your comfort zone in terms of physical intimacy, then the best thing you can do is to call and apologize. Let this person know that you weren't ready, but that you care about them and you want to give it a try.

Don't let either SJWs or alt-right faggots meme you into submission. Make a decision like an individual and avoid group-think on either side.

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>>726795780

It's not a girlfriend, it's a boyfriend.

There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. There is no future in that relationship.

Apologize, but bail dude.....it's not a chick, it's a FUCKING GUY, don't be a faggot.

2 months and you havent tried to fuck? youre a faggot so this is perfect for you stay the course

Post a picture, that's what you need to do.


Then we can give proper advice.

>>726795780
I expected more anger from that story 3/10
did not incite emotion at all.
work on your story telling OP
also correct your grammar, He*

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>>726795949

>>726795949
what the fuck do I call her then?
dudes, she looks like a girl, cute voice and everything, I thought she was a good girl thats why the most we did was give each other small pecks on the lips and stuff :/

>>726796346
I second this.
Also, apologize even if you don't want to stay with the person, pussy.

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>>726796362

Except OP is ALWAYS a faggot

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>>726796372
This.

>>726796438
You call "her" a he. He has a cock,there fore he's a dude. Stop deluding yourself.

>>726796494

yes, this.

>>726796438
You're making it sound like bait, fuck you.

Call her and apologize for being retarded, doesn't matter what you decide to do about the relationship.

>>726796346
Are you fucking stupid? That's how you'd react after 2 months of being lied to and under the total impression of having somebody genuine in front of you when it's the opposite?

You must be into traps or into dudes

I'd say both

There's a trick-or-treat joke in there somewhere.

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>>726795780

>>726796239
this

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>>726796438

Duuuuuude, you hooked up with a tranny

>>726795780
Fuck off, this ain't real

>>726795780
>her cock pops out
and 'her' dick was bigger then yours... That's your problem op... you little faggot

nice b8... copypasta? maybe?

Do you like """her""", like i mean you're clearly conflicted about this if you came her for advice.

>>726796438
Tell her you were just really suprised and didint know how to react. Apologize. Are you still into her you think?

>>726795780

You can give me her number, I would love to cuddle her and make her feel much better.

You're right to be surprised. She definitely should have told you much earlier. BUT... I'd still fuck.

>>726796765
whats wrong with his neck that adams apple is far right looks like tumor

Sounds like some serious bullshit, but I'll play along

If you still have "feelings" for "her", then you should really take some time to examine your own headspace and really, really fucking think about your "feelings" for "her". Because that's some HUGE fucking baggage you're talking about picking up.

Take your time to do that first and then call "her" in a few days. If "she" can't understand that you'd be upset, angry, shocked, etc, etc, and needed time to wrap your head around that giant fucking mound of news she pulled out on you, then not only does "she" have a dick, your potential gf is also a mentally unstable moron.

>>726796765
Bullshit thats a real girl

>>726796765
Oh fuck yeah I'd smash. I'd spread that asshole wide open.

>>726796807
Same

>>726796346
This, definitely. Give it some thought and figure out your own boundaries. You sound like a decent guy, so I'm sure you'll take her feelings into account.

>>726796765
would fuck...

>>726796765
A dude, call him a faggot for trying to go easy road, instead of dealing with his problems and becoming a man

>>726796765
Holy shit dude

Really looks like a chick... dump him anyways

Otherwise it'd be like dating a cloaked dude you anal wart

>>726796765
I would wreck her like Paul Walker's porche

>>726796765
Damn, these things are getting more realistic every day. I guess, fuck it if you're into that shit. And then burn it to death so it can't reproduce.

I feel like there are better ways to come out about your gender than just whipping it the fuck out.
Especially if the person you're dating hasn't shown any signs of enjoying dick.

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>>726796965

>>726796765
you'd have to decide how far down that rabbit's hole you want to go

I'd probably play with it for a while before taking it out and leaving it in the woods

>>726796124
Nice feet

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>>726795780
>Fucking just found out that my gf was actually born a male

you're gay because you didn't spot the unerasable male hints (that is, hands, jaw, Adam's apple and so on)

who fucking recognized her and texted her?
what the fuck??
hould have know better than to post on this shithole fuck you guys
now she hates me
had to fuckign google how to delete 4chan posts
fuck you guys for real

>>726796765

Why is it gone?

>>726797081
XD if this is real 4chan has made me happy

>>726797081
Your fault for posting her face retard

>>726797081
>she

>>726796438
Small pecks? That's gay

>>726797081
Someone did you a favor, either that or b8

>>726795780
the fact is, IT lied to you for two straight months and however long before that up until you first met. You think they won't lie to you again if you stay with them? Don't call it a fag and move on to real pussy that you so desperately need to forget about this whole ordeal.

While OP is obviously the lying faggot he's always been, as a hypothetical 'what do you do if...' kind of thing, I'd personally try fucking them and see how my body reacts to it.

Personally I've already had a MMF threesome and tried fucking a Trap once, and both times the actually reality of it being a dude, the obvious build differences, wrong genitals and fucking awful smell, has killed my boner instantly, but I'd be curious as to whether someone on hormones for a long enough time to have feminine physiology would be something I'd enjoy fucking.

You don't date the mentally ill though. Even if they can fix their body to match what their mind insists it should be instead of the reality they can't accept, the trauma and damaged worldview will always be there.

>>726797081
>>726797113

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>>726797081

>>726797081
I will date her.

Guess the dick ain't a deal breaker though?

>>726796765
what the fuck did i miss?!

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>>726796965
KEK

>>726797081
Hly fucking kek, did anyone save the image?

OP, calm the fuck down, that was a dude. If you want to fuck a dude, there will be plenty of other dudes in the future who will be willing to fuck you and dress up as a chick or whatever the fuck else you are into.

>>726795780
From now on just do this if you're not 100% sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRc_plUUBk

>>726795780
It's wrong for anyone to demand you feel bad about not wanting to be with a man! It's your right. Stop being a milquetoast- you don't want to be with a man, so leave

>>726797081
Why would you post her face? Fucking retard, you just had to apologize and then take some time to think. Moron.

>>726797081
Likely story, even if this was sincere you just don't trust 4Chan /b/ of all places with serious shit. Kek

I'd fuck her.
Anal all the time ;)

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>>726797081
Kek

Oh and don't go deleting your pics of your boyfriend op. That's not nice

>>726797243
did someone reverse image search this? let's get him in the thread

>>726797243
she's cute. I'd fuck him, I'd even go for the reach around if he played nice.
Where does she live OP, if he hates you I'll take a crack

>>726797243
THAT THING HAS A DICK?! Fuck man, he's hotter than my GF.

>>726797243
she's pretty hot.

i'd suck her off, OP.

>>726795780
How big is it?

>>726795780
I found out the hottie I took home was a trap the same night. "She" guarded "her" crotch and loved sucking my cock. I forced "her' down and reached up "her" skirt. I was surprised to find out "she" was a he. I never got tricked before. He curled up like he was expecting a well-earned fag beating. I reached into my nightstand and grabbed the lube. I stripped him the rest of the way and lubed up his butt, girls rarely like assplay and I knew fags love it. He didn't resist. When I started plowing him he said shit like "not so rough", "slow down", etc and I shut him up with saying "You fags love this shit, shut up and pretend you are a girl." It took me a while because I already came in his mouth to finish again. I use him when I strike out at the bar or I'm dumped again for "being an asshole." He's my favorite cum dumpster and I'm straight. I tolerate him jerking it because he needs to get off on my using him, only fair.

>>726797081
How fucking retarded are you? Don't ever post pictures of people you know on 4chan.

>>726797081
Did "she" burst into treats when "she" got the text?

>>726797205
Yes I saved it

>>726797243
She's cute dude like wtf man, but i can see why you were weirded out by her whipping a dick out.

Just explain that it was surprising to you, you're sorry for over reacting like that but you still wanna be with her.

>>726797243
I'd fuck her/him/whatever

>>726797380
you're gay, tho

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>>726797243

Not gonna lie, if i was drunk enough, i would ram my dick in that. That's a total stealth trap right there.

>>726797380
like a boss.

>>726797281
I search for results on TinEye,got nada

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>>726797498

>>726796346
This

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>>726797380

>>726797380
thats 100% gay but I'd do the same shit so I guess everyone here is gay as fuck

>>726797333
check'd trips

>>726797243
what the fuck, I deleted it
dude please delete it, she was still 17 in that picture so delete it please. mods?
im trying to apologize to her but whoever DMd her isnt making things any easier....

>>726795780>>726796346
>>726796438
>>726796494
>>726796629
>>726796750
>>726796753
>>726796807
>>726796833
>>726796880
>>726797050
>>726797081
This is samefagging or is b full of cock smokers?

>>726797243
I'd definitely try fucking them. Shame about the psychological condition and lack of a vaginally, but as a hypothetical trans girl, since I still think OP is lying every moment he's not jerking guys off, that's definitely feminine enough to be attractive to straight guys until the old trouser snake slithers forth.

Damn dude imagine you make her kill herself man, suicide rate for trannies are high af.

ITT: fags getting baited so hard

>>726797623
Justifiably

>>726797612
yahh, mods! it´s cp but without a p and not really c

why cant I delete the thread?
mods??

>>726797612
welcome to 4chan.
lurk moar, newfag.

consequences will never be the same.

>>726797623
Calm down, kid, woah.

>she

>>726797498
>>726797561
>>726797582
Maybe bi, not gay. Gays prefere cock. I like fucking hotties. I don't give a shit. I'm straight by most of my standards. If all men were like him, maybe I'd be gay if I didn't like pussy so much.

>>726797612
He not she ffs

>>726797081
what a well played personal army request, so many tards fell for it.
>>726797120
>>726797122
>>726797126
>>726797145
>>726797156
>>726797160
>>726797205
>>726797224
>>726797234
>>726797243

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>>726797243
>>726797281

Does anyone have a name?

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>>726797243
>>726797528
Google agrees

Well since it doesn't look like a dude, let it suck your dick, fun times

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>>726797704
>consequences will never be the same.

>>726797762
Top fucking kek, hahahaha

>>726797752
Well I would think virtually everyone has a name.

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>>726797684
>why cant I delete the thread?
>mods??

>>726797762
>>726797741
o lmao

>>726796334
Underrated

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>>726795780
>she bursts into treats

>>726797612
Dude relax it's literally just a face pic, like what you'd see on Facebook.

Fix things with your gf dude, her being trans isn't that big of a deal, just ignore the dick, call her asshole a pussy and don't treat her any differently to how you did when you didn't know.

>>726797612
>she was still 17

It's not a pornographic picture, and it involves no nudity. I'm pretty dang safe in that regard here.

>>726796346
>>726795780
Cringe. Good luck having kids faggot

>>726796880
>her

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>>726795780
>she bursts into treats and runs out the room

>>726797845
>ignore the dick, call her asshole a pussy

that would take some serious powers of denial

>>726797845
He still has a penis

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>>726795780
>about halloween time
>op come for tricks
>gets treats instead


mfw

how did you faggots miss
>she bursts into treats and runs out the room
also posting in EPIC thread
check them doubles

>>726797542
You get it. He tricked me into thinking he was a hottie, so I used him for assplay faggots love and hotties don't. I'm a guy, so is he. When we were done he said "You didn't need to be an asshole about it." Me? Asshole? He tricked me into believing he was a hottie. I was completely justified in everything I did in my apparment because of that.

>>726797924
yeah, he should suck "her" extended vagina and skin covered test.. ovaries. And should finish by swallowing her "ladymilk"

>she bursts into treats
>***her*** dick pops out
then OP gets doxed
LMAO 10/10 thread

>>726797835
Underrated post

>>726797762
Max fucking kekage

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>>726795780
What do you mean you are "trying to decide"? Some one deceived you for two years you stupid cuck. What is there to decide? Are you gonna just bend over for some cock you dumb faggot?

>>726797724
Knowing it's probably a chick who dumped him is no reason not to play it out. Like I have anything better to do when I'm still up at fucking 6am

>>726798018
lol'd so hard

Dude wtf she's a hottie.

Think about it this way, you get to fuck a fuck a hot chick up the ass all the time AND she'll actually enjoy/beg for it.

>>726797615
welcome to new 4chan

now 50% more gay

>>726797679
Kek

>>726798108
exactly what i said, lied to for so long it's just gonna happen again >>726797146

come back OP we need more info and keks

>>726796124
Did he say...
>burst into feets?

>Finds a passable trap
>Complains
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? You're living the dream.

>>726797961
>gets traps* instead

OP update us how's your apologising going?

Btw what the fuck man, which one of you fuckers actually texted "her", like such a virgin move.

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>>726795780

Okay faggots, oldfag here.

NO AMOUNT OF HORMONES WILL TURN A HE INTO A SHE.

Don't call him a "she" he's not. He was born with an XY chromosome configuration,HE IS MALE. "Trans" is bullshit, they've got some kind of mental anomaly going on, calling them "her" or "she" are powers of denial of a Hillary Clinton voter-like proportion.

Penis = Male

Learn it, love it, live it.

(though if you want to love "it" you're a fucking faggot, just like the OP)

The when you're all idiots and OP is making you his personal army without you even knowing it
>gets ridiculed by girl
>starts scheming master plan
>convinces /b/ that his "girlfriend" has a penis
>posts a picture and then removes it and acts like an idiot asking you guys to stop DMing her

Man OP is the smartest one here and you guys all got played

>>726796346
Guis guis! Are we missing the point here. You have every hope and desire for a normal life to live just like every human and animal has. You are born a male with every desire for a female. Now you encounted a socially acepted male disguised into a frmale and you get fooled. Dont let others shape youinto thinking that male is perfectly normal to have disguised themselves as a female.
That is unrealistic, mentally unstable, guided by a society that doent want this people to kill themselves so we pretend to aprove of them and give them rights again.
Remember there is nothing more sick than an inteligent being trying to persuade others into thinking whatever the fuck they are doing with natures intent is right and you should accept.
You will never be the same person again.
I wouldnt look at you the same if i saw you on the street.
The world in not ready for this open mental disability.

>>726797835
Can't stop laughing oh god kek

>>726798421
oooh this guy's an oldfag, we should all recognize his authority
glad you popped in oldfag, now i know how i should think and feel

>>726797856
>having kids
Why would u even want kids these days?

>>726797243
Imagine caring that this has a dick like wtf, some guys don't know the value of a qt3.14 trap gf.

>>726798421
You write like you just came from Reddit. What's oldfag to you, 2014?
Old /b/ loved traps. Fuck, even nu-/b/ up to like 2013 loved traps.

>>726795780
>she went home and im here still trying to decide what i want to do.

Fuck her right in the pooper you sissy

ITT: Newfags who've never seen ">she bursts into treats and runs out the room" used before.

Apologise for how you reacted and say you don't want to continue the relationship

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>>726798492
>>726797835

>>726798421
>calls self oldfag
>shits on traps because they have "mental disorders"

And I bet you're just a fine human being yourself. Let people fuck what they want and be whatever gender they want, not like you're ever gonna get to touch them.

2 months without sex, why?

>>726798450
This is true to an extent. When the relationship goes to a level of trust that love is implied, full disclosure (not just belief systems) must be disclosed, including biological anatomy, its former self and genetic constitution - love is based upon truth and faith. If it is not based upon truth and faith, it is not love. It is hope and possibly delusion, the fake love people use as the story of their love story, currently more championed by the socially acceptable. Aspys are more loving in real relationship ways than those who are championed nowadays.

SMH why is everyone ignoring the fact that HE HAS A FUCKING DICK
who cares if hes cute, its a guy with a dick.....I fucking hate this time were living in, when its normal for men to look like women I want off this ride

>>726798800
check'd dub dubs

Personally, I'd like to see the cock. But if not that, at least show us the treats.

>>726798450
this, well said, whoever doxed OP did him a favor, he can now go out and find a real woman.

Put me in the screen cap

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>>726798800

>>726796438
how big was his dick

>>726795780
Sooooooo sick of the trans/trap threads here. How does this shithole keep attracting this crowd?

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>when you find out your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you
LMAOOO
maybe OP was scared that she was going to fuck him xDDD
oh god, me and my mates are rolling on the floor with laughter

>>726795780
Wasting my time, but...
Honestly doesn't matter whether you're into cocks or not. This person fucking lied to you about something major; something which, if they were up front about it from the beginning, might have stopped any kind of relationship from forming to begin with.
You don't owe any kind of apologies for your reaction to the reveal whatsoever.
>I'm sorry I was completely shocked by the fact that you have a dick and are actually male, and never told me
Fuck that noise. Sucking a dick would make you less of a faggot than apologizing in this scenario.
Cut your fucking losses & move on, bro.

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>>726795780

>>726797149
Nailed it.

>>726799109
Lied to him? What is it to do? Walk up to him and whip it's cock out the first time they met at the grocery store?

>>726798544
haha this

>>726798762
Obviously because dingus.

>>726799281
Don't be facetious.
Once it started becoming obvious it was turning into a relationship; "Hey, you know, I have a dick. If you're cool with that, we can continue".
Something fucking along those lines.

>>726798421
>oldfag
ecks dee

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Even if this is all a cunning ruse by OP this is still hilarious.

We'll done to all involved, now who's got his/her twitter?

>>726799378
OK dad

Think of how good the blowjobs will be and move on.

She has a dick, she'll know exactly what to do

>>726796438
Tell him that you're not attracted to men and that he's a piece of shit for leading you on.

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>Newfags: The Thread

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Tfw you're all idiots and OP is making you his personal army without you even knowing it

>gets ridiculed by girl
>starts scheming master plan
>convinces /b/ that his "girlfriend" has a penis
>posts a picture and then removes it and acts like an idiot asking you guys to stop DMing her

Man OP is the smartest one here and you guys all got played

>>726795780
Are you into men that pretend they're women?
If yes, go make nice.
If no, proper reaction was proper. Dude should've told you from the jump.

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>>726795780
>>726795780

>>she quickly unzips her pants and lowers underwear and her cock pops out
>>i let out a loud: WHAT THE FUCK! and step back in shock
>>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT YOU FREAK?!

Please let that story be real.

>her cock pops out
>her

>>726799378
>>726799281
>>726799109
>>726795780


I'm assuming there was kissing involved before the big reveal.

In which case I think the tranny is out of line.

>>726799423
Ok, so, example of what YOU'D consider an unacceptable thing to keep from someone you're forming a relationship with?

>>726796438
Pack in a wacker

>>726799537
I am the smartest one actually. I just come here for the kek and laff and I don't even care if this story is real

I was the one who DM'd OP's "girl"friend
I knew "her" in High School.
it was huge news around the school when OP's "GF" started HRT since "she" was just about the most popular guy in school at the time. OP did not go to HS with us, he met her at a local Supermarket where his "GF" or Ex now, LUL, works at.
If someone can Vocaroo the best bits of the thread, I will post all info I know.

>>726797243
I've been straight all my life but I'd hit that.

>>726796346
There's still a huge violation of trust issue that can't be the grounds for a very stable and lasting relationship.

>>726799537
I just enjoy debating/arguing with /b/tards.

>>726796346
This is natural selection in progress.

Nice that people think like that. It gifts the future less mentally retarded faggots.

>>726795780
how to prove she is still a he, smash his balls with your kick

>>726797081
>She

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>>726795780
SHE

>>726795780
>she
He has a dick OP. If you commit, you're a faggot.

>>726795880
Lying is part of being human. Everybody is lying, so what?

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>>726795780
girl-friend

>>726799757
Ever tried to hit that?

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Trying for 99999

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>>726798358
lost

I would not tolerate 2 months of dating without unprotected sex.

>>726799926
>>726795780

I'm still assuming that OP is a troll who wants to enjoy a nice debate of faggots and straight guys.

He lied about a basic think, tricking OP into thinking he's actually a girl and waited some time to build up love and trust for OP to oversee the fact that he is, out of love. That's pretty much a planned act, abusing love to reach his goals. Dump that person.

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>>726797380
> I'm straight

You, "totally straight", are walking down the street, then you see a sign:

8=================D
Martian Cock Emporium
8=================D

The guy out front comes up to you and says:

"Hey dude, we're having a sale, why don't you come on in and check things out?"

You: "No thanks, I'm not into cocks; I'm straight."

Guy: "Sure you're straight, but you like Mars right?"

You: "Well, yeah I guess."

Guy: "You like those cool rovers we sent up there, that awesome red color, the sexy ice caps at the poles. You know, I'll bet you even hope that you get to visit there in your lifetime."

You: "Well, yeah, sure, but I don't see what all that has to do with cocks."

Guy: "It's not about the cocks. It's about Mars. You do like Mars...don't you?"

You: "Uh, sure, I guess."

Guy: "Of course you do! So why not come inside, jerk off a couple Martian cocks and maybe suck on a few? It's really not about the cocks, just Mars."

You: "Ummm...OK..."

Yeah, right; "totally straight".

>>726800154
cringe/10

>>726797684
this your first time on Mr Bone's wild ride?

>>726795780
op lucky motherfucker

>>726796828
I MISSED THE PHOTO, WHAT IS IT???

>>726798885
>plot twist: no real woman will ever have him

>>726799926
>Everybody is lying about gender while the original, underlying, and largely common purpose of human relationships is ultimately procreation; something this person can not do, so what?
FTFY
So they're just shitty people at heart who are too selfish to be upfront about being a mutant or whatever (and would rather lie than potentially find someone who was into that)

>>726795780
if you care about this person, stay friends with ..it, but nothing more. say that there won't be sexy times, but you can still be friends.

>>726795949
>feminine penis

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>>726799510

>>726797243
Perfect traps don't exis--

Anyone, person-who-knows-this-qt, send """her"""" a link to this thread

so funny how many ppl in this thread are hell-bent on not ever recognizing trans people are legitimate

>>726800154
>finally a complete woman
Let's see her give birth, nurse, and/or talk about something no one else cares about if she's really a woman.

do you like penis?
yes = stay
no = leave

he lied to you much more than you to him so you have all the cards to be upset, find a girl and tell the faggot to gtfo

>>726800583
Legitimate what?
>inb4 people

>>726797243
Wow hormones do that. Advances in technology bro. Still a dude

>>726796346
This os best advice I have seen for any thing in a while

>>726797380
post pix

>>726800641
they exist

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>>726795780
you go out for two months before fucking?!?!
what cuntry are you living in?

>>726800595
Don't forget having two X chromosomes and a female skeleton.

>>726795780
>she
fuck IT off

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>>726796334

>>726800583
it's not funny it's reality

one point of argument against the whole thing is womens sports. Women, real women (I shouldn't even have to specify that) fought hard for the chance to compete and have their own sports. Women's leagues are separate from men's because of course, the women would never win against the men. But NOW you have these guys posting as women who want to invade women's sports and steal the trophies that rightfully belong to women

>>726796438
Call her a "she" you feel even worse if you hurt her more

Consider the fact he'd rather lie to you for 2 months than actually telling you what he is.

For Fuck's Sake post the pic again!

>>726799757
Vocaroo'd one of OP's replies for you - >>726796438

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EU1J4VywKS

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>>726799757
Hey, at least OP can redeem himself a bit since he was dating the most popular GUY at the school, right?

>>726800968
see
>>726797243

>>726796106
Underrated citation.
I noticed the same.
Lol

>>726800110
kek

>>726799757
When did she start HRT then?

>>726800583

If a man claims he is Napoleon he is treated as insane and dosed up on meds and sent to a facility (Btw, this is not a random name I pulled from a hat, believing you are Napoleon is a common enough occurrence it has it's own name as a legitimate psychological phenomena)

Man calls himself a woman and we are expected to all bowdown and call him one too.

There's a double standard here.

>>726797081

Another of OP's shock at this thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dbFFVQA9vi

Tell him if you wanted to date a dude you'd have gone to a gay bar.

Seriously, he's a dude. All the hormones and surgeries won't change his genes.

Dude why did you post the photo... btw just talk to him, if you care about the person it will be worth it

>>726797243
send her my way op, i heard she likes anal

>>726801264
This

>>726797724
fags wouldn't know a personal army request if it hit them in the face, but that one is quite cleverly done. OP, you're a nasty weasel, but you're good at what you do.

>>726801096
If you could sing Spongebob's theme song, you would make my day complete anon

>>726795780
15 reasons OP is a fag.
Number 1 will blow your mind!

OP, show us what's she's texting you, we'll help ya out

>>726801322
As long as someone is getting fucked with

>>726798450

Many people don't care about being perceived as biologically viable, despite whatever evolutionary or societal imperatives are driving them to reproduce.

It's extremely easy to have a kid. You can donate sperm, or simply act recklessly and not use contraceptives. Whatever the case, choosing not to have children is an individual choice, not one that should be imposed by any society at any time.

We aren't going to die out as a species because a few people choose not to have children. plenty of human children die every day long before reaching puberty.

Sexual preferences have always been diverse and gone against established societal norms. Either these practices get pushed underground or they become part of the norm. either way, reproduction isn't impeded significantly enough for this kind of behavior to be a concern.

Most people have heterosexual inclinations, and because they breed the most, any possible genetic predisposition to non-normative sexual behavior is bred out naturally.

TL;DR: calm down, faggot.

>>726801345
Never had one lesson.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gGqa6zPJDe

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>>726801531
why

>>726797243
Would tongue punch fart box then viciously pound/10, you fucked up op

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>>726801531
Fucking amazing, thank you anon

When you close your eyes, all warm wet holes feel the same

>>726801531
>no nose flute at the end

why even live?

>>726797380
>He's my favorite cum dumpster and I'm straight

A man after my own heart.

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Include me in the screen cap when someone screen caps all these "shes"

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Now you can masturbate to OP's story in audio form!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FYNGWCb54r

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>>726801488
Yeah, nah, cunt

>>726801872

gr8 counter-argument, m8

>>726801531
How do I save this masterpiece?

>>726801836
Ross Geller, is that you?

>>726802059
You don't cus it's fake and gay

>>726797243
>>726797612

OP fucked up bad. The only reason she lowered herself to dating a /b/tard is because she has a dick. Better looking than any actual girl I've dated.

>>726798421
>Penis = Male

So off with it fixes everything? Got it.

>>726797243
"he"

>>726802622
if you're born with it, you're a male. Accept the cold hard fact.

>>726800102
>lied
No "she" didn't. I'm pretty sure "she* never once claimed to be a girl. OP, however, had two months to observe the face, adam's apple, hands etc. fucking everything.

OP, accept it and take yourself to the wild side.

>>726795780

You are justified it meating the freak to seat with a blunt object.

Also: You kissed a dude and you liked it

Faggot.

>>726797205
its still up on the archive,

(s)he was actually pretty cute

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>>726795780
Im sure this fucking thread is bait, but...

>>I quickly realize what i said and immediately feel bad about it
WHY THO?
ITS HIS FAULT FOR ASSUMING YOU WERE ALSO A FAGGOT,
AND FOR NOT TELLING YOU SINCE THE VERY BEGINNIG THAT HE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING MAN

>>726796633
Underrated post

>>726800549
imagine, you finally rule the world and the only thing you still enjoy is creating elaborate plots to fuck with a guy who has no chance of actually killing you

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>>726799926

This is not the Trump kind of lying. Dump that shithead.

>>726795780
Don't tell me in those 2 years you never sent nudes to each other? How did you only just find out?
Also do you seriously feel bad? Break out with that freak of nature
Finally, you still calling him a she?

>>726795780
this is why gays should die.
i think its the same feeling but in your case its more intense i felt the same, tfw you get traped in by a gay freak while jerking on him i hard to recover from that depression

>>726803550
>american education

>>726802374
>Better looking than any actual girl I've dated.

Your life makes me sad.

>>726803744
What about it? I'm not american FYI

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>>726803680
>only gays deceive their partners in relationships
>therefore they should die
Watch yourself on those edges, kid.

>>726803820
I would consider brushing up on your reading comprehension either way

>>726803550
If you really just read the regular text and skipped all the greentext you could actually think that.

>>726803820
Well, I think you just earned the green card.

>>726803868
Oh right, you mean 2 months not 2 years - my bad
>>726803890
I skim read posts, don't be a smartass

>>726803953
the hell is that?

>>726799988
Still not bad get!

>>726795780
>pic unrelated
Well thank fuck you told me; I thought that whole post was about Arab shit-hawks

>>726797714
You know what they say about bi people?
Eventually they pick a side.

>>726803827
Lying, betray and put people in confusion make them feel like a shit, who the fuck give you the right to that.
I will never trust a trap.

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This thread is AIDS. Fucking faggots keep replying to bait and shill threads. This place has been and will continue to be a fucking mindfuck of a trip for any and all young impressionable minds. They'll want to be faggot trap, cuckold fucking sissy fags, looking to suck and watch they're "women" get fucked by BBC. Awesome.

>>726795780
Suck her dick.

>>726804533
>her
It's a dude

">immediately feel bad about it
>feel like a jerk"

Clearly you have feelings for him/her whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Does it matter if it has a cock or pussy? What matters is if you're happy with that person and clearly you were otherwise you wouldnt still be with them 2 months down the line so... whats this thread about? Apoligize for acting like a retard before you lose someone you like and end up alone which is worse.

>>726804271
I'm partial to Dr. Qazi Rahman's research that indicates that there are no totally stright women and no bisexual men.

>>726804778
Of course it fucking matters.

>>726796317
He*

>>726796362

You might want to look up hermaphrodites you uneducated swine.

>>726804895
Genetic defects aren't part of the argument you pedantic twonk.

>>726804778
You can feel bad about hurting someone without loving them.

>>726804849

Why? That shit is only gonna please you short term. The same social rejects that focus on one thing in their life are the same ones ending up alone under a bridge attempting to hang themselves. OP clearly felt bad about what he did so that means he cares somewhat. Thats all that matters here you lonely beta cuck.

>>726797243
This is 100% not a pre-op tranny. You full of shit op.

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>>726795780
This whole fucking thread.

If that's actually him though, I'd at least smash and pass god damn.

>>726804980

Guy said "there are no chicks with dicks".

Are you retarded? Read the reply dipshit.

>>726805016
It matters because the OP is straight.

Take your total-relativism bullshit and sell it to the tourists.

You picked the wrong barb for me, but it was nice to see another side of your mediocrity.

>>726798596
Fault. All /b/ loves traps. Those that say otherwise are lying shit eaters who are to insecure about their micro-cocks to admit what they like.

>>726797243

Lol is this what OP is worried about? Hey if you're gonna pass I'll take it lmao.

>>726805167
Wow.

I didn't think you could get any lower in my estimation.

Colour me surprised.

>>726805243
>OP straight
>Browses 4chan
Haha you almost got me there good one buddy.

Everyone in this thread deserves a formal diagnosis of aspergers.

>>726797615
It's either faggots from the trap threads or samefags

>>726805484
It'd seem you're delusions of adequacy.

Who messaged him?

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>>726805589
>You're delusions of adequacy
>You're
Never go full retard