Me and my girl are trying to get drunk Only have these pussy

Chug them as fast as possible and smash before you get a raging headache.

>>726788128
I'm a pussy and I don't want to get a tummy ache before fucking so.... That ain't happening

Shit that's a good question,I want some too. bump.

Ive always liked ride the bus, mostly drinking and less game though. Are you looking to get fucked up fast or whats the plan here.

>>726788058
show her tits

>>726788336
Getting fucked up fast would help as we're not trying to stay up late. Never heard of ride the bus. Gonna look it up. Any other suggestions?

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>>726788272
>tummy ache
Kill your self faggot.

>>726788462
But I don't get much out of that

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>>726788058
Gonna need a timestamp faggots

fuck the dealer, high or low

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>>726788908
If you insist

>>726788058
Watch the new Amy schumer stand up on Netflix, ever time she says an unfunny joke take a drink

show her this thread >>726777777

enjoy your drink

>>726789342
Not trying to become an alcoholic tonight
Thanks though
>>726789406
Got us there.

>>726789593
What are u a fuckin pussy?

Show pussy, stop being pussy.

soak tampon in alcohol and put in rump

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>>726789842
Yea I am what I eat

>>726790156
Take a drink for every time your girl faked an O, wimp

>>726790156
Show your haircut then pussy

>>726790156

That looks like a man's bum.

>>726790315
I don't want to contribute to your haircut fetish sorry
>>726790349
Strange. It moves like a females

>>726790614

I can't see it move. Hold it open so I can see female genitals then i will be convinced it is not a man's flat arse.

Why didn't you get decent drinks?

If you're trying to get drunk and can't get anything better your drinking came consists of: drink as much as you can as fast as you can.

You don't have any hard liquor faggot?

Every dubs, have your gf stand up and you pour an entire bottle down her crack with your tongue at her asshole to collect.

She does the same to you if trips.

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>>726788058
>Only have these pussy drinks
DRINK THEM WITH YOUR ANUS!

>>726788058
Drinking game for 2 people? I got you FAM.

Do you have any regular playing cards?
>Simply play each other in a game of War.
>Looser drinks for the number of cards lost each hand.
>You'll end up chugging a shit ton at some point even if you're winning, it's great.
>Everybody wins.

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>>726790999

>She does the same to you if trips

>>726790156

Men's buttocks confirmed.

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>>726790702
The mystery of the arse.... Is there a dick?
>>726790851
I have some Pacifico and vodka but saving it until we out of the fruity shit

power hour or a centurion (one shot per minute until the booze runs out)

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>>726790999
WOOOOORRRRDDD

>>726791139

Same rule applies, if you keep waiting so long between shitty drinks you're just wasting them

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>>726791139

Meat and two veg tucked forward, classic Buffalo Bill move.

>>726791010
People die this way.
>>726791034
She already asleep now. At this point Its how fucked up can I get

>>726788058
Put a bottle between both of you. Flip it. If the bottle points at you, you drink or vice versa

>>726791351

>she's asleep now

Probably should have made you thread more interesting then. Now it looks like we get some pictures of her naked vag.

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>>726791351
MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU!

>>726791483
Was already in bed when the thread started. She got too big of a dab

>>726791730

K then, show us your dick then or something of hers

>>726791806
Wiener pics for sure

>>726790156
Put a finger in the booty

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>>726791806
My dick ain't nothing worth showing. I love her pussy

>>726791941

Bit dark, panties off and spread eagle?

>>726791941
Spread eagle

What does her butthole smell like?

>>726792084
If dubs you hump her butt till you cum

>>726791941
"My dick ain't nothing worth showing>"

My man

>>726792171
roll

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>>726791941
IF DUBS PUT SHARPIE IN HER POOPER

>>726792139
Laundry lint.
>>726792171
No hump til cum I guess
>>726792196
When does anyone ever want to see a Lil dick?

Slap ya dick across her face

>>726792361
Coz it makes us feel better know little dick guys can get pussy too.

>>726792171
LMAO reroll ya wee coont

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>>726792566
Tru

>>726792698
If dubs tell us how many times she faked an orgasm

>>726792698
go back to tits

>>726792839
this

>>726792698

Are those ass wrinkles or does she just not bother shaving?

>>726792943
She said she's too scared to shave her arse.

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>>726788058
take a shot if your girl wants my dick more than yours

>>726793077

But why? If you shave your cunt you can shave your arse hole, worse case get someone else to do it

>>726793142
If I ever become big on eating ass I'll make sure she shaves regularly. Never thought of asking my girl if she needed help shaving her ass hole

>>726793265

Does she do her pussy herself?

Really wanna see you hump those sexy butt cheeks till you leave a trail of cum on her back

>>726793396
Yeah she does
>>726793437
Most likely not happening

>>726793641
>>726793082
answer him OP

>>726793641

So why is she not willing to do her ass?

>>726788058
roll

>>726788058
nypa