>Knocks on door
>You open it and see this little girl
>She say's she's homeless and has no home or parents
What I'd WANT to do and what I would realistically end up doing, couldn't be further apart.
If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
I would be suspicious and paranoid as fuck.
What I'd WANT to do:
>take her in & keep her
>give her all my love and affection
>make her as happy as humanly possible
>introduce her to sex, but only do what and if she wants. never force her or make her unhappy
Would most likely be some sort of trap, yeah.
Wonder how she got past the gate without the code and fukkn slap the shit out of her
You guys are legit talking about fucking children, not cartoons, actually fucking children. Now I know this is 4chan, and you guys are fucked, but jesus. This is a kid.
What I would do cause I'm a normie is assist her WITHOUT fucking her.
Well theres go this thread.
Fucking anon and his/her cp
getting the fuck out of here before i'm put on a list
I would look at her with a caring face, telling her I'd gladly make her a warm meal while we figure out how to help her. I'd have cartoons going and her favorite meal in the oven. I'd tell her jokes to soften her up . . . . and she'd giggle and smile. This would lead to play wrestling and I'm hump her ass until I came in my pants. Of course, I wouldn't be obvious so she'd still feel safe and secure. After this we'd eat and watch tv, talking about life. I would tell her I'd gladly adopt her and she'd be able to call me daddy. That night I would tell her since I don't have any PJs would she mind just wearing an oversized t-shirt with nothing underneath, and in the morning we'd go to the mall and buy her a bunch of new clothes. We'd have another play wrestling match, this new in her new attire (wink, wink) and I'd bring her up stairs, tuck her in, kiss her on the forehead and leave a glass of water by her bed and she'd say, 'I love you, daddy.'
Grab rifle and scream STALKER lines at her while firing into the ground to scare her off
PAPALI PAPALI CYKA
Dubs tell the truth. Keep posting whatever you want people .
There's actually a story behind this picture. The dad wanted to show how uncaring people are by allowing his daughter to sit on the street and beg, hoping to show how callous people are. His little experiment nearly went awry after a kiddie fiddler tried taking her off the street.
There are no homeless little girls they are all housed in Millionaire judges RAPE DUNGEONS with LOTS of CPS kids.
K_e_v_i_n probably made a few $100k sending them to CPS to get raped after 'conduct' on live me
>Probaby a vampire.
or a voodoo bitch.
ez send to police station, wear garlic and have shaman priest on standby
Let her in, Let her take a warm bath and make her a nice hot meal and cuddle her all night in my arms, as she sleeps soundly, feeling safe and secure in my arms for the first time in days.
Let her in, sit her down and get her something to eat. After she's done eating get her into the shower.
Once she's fed and clean force her to swallow a cocktail of MDMA, 2c-b and meth, then use her body as a fuck toy until her mind breaks and turns her into a willing cock slave.
I'd bring her inside. Make sure she was warm, fed, bathed, and give her a place to sleep.
Then I'd find out her story. If it turns out she has no guardian, I'd keep her and look after her. I would dote on her and occasionally sleep with her, although I wouldn't have sex with her.
I call the police and wait outside with her, you fucking pedo shit
take her in.
wash her very thoroughly.
share some pizza/lasagne/spaghetti and milk of course.
play witcher and dark souls games.
watch some movie she that likes too.
have her sit in my lap and cuddle her.
tuck her in bed and spoon up for the night after a couple goodnight kisses.
next day call authorities and ask for parentage.
single white male has no chance though so get her orpaned.
tell her she can come to me whenever she needs help.
visit her regularly.
wait 8 years til she's legal.
get her move to me.
love her tenderly and cum inside every night.
Enjoy prison faggot.
>"And where else did he touch you, Hailey?"
>"He touched me pepe and my popo. I told him to stop because he had cheese stains on his hands but he did not."
>"Your honor, let the record show this virgin attempted to coerce this child into orgasm."
Take her down the street to the one gas station/convenience store in town and have the sheriffs come find her, we live in the middle of nowhere, if she shows up at my door she's been wandering in the middle of nowhere for a long time and there is probably a damn good reason. Let the officials handle her.
She can play with my 2 year old daughter til they get there.
That wouldn't get you instant results though. But speaking of, urine from a bitch in heat sprayed all over her pussy and ass would make my dog go crazy on her, so that's something I'd do.
tell them i'm a jew and they are being racist.
No, call the cops first. Tell them you just let her in right now and to come over. You'll take care of her till then.
If you wait to call the cops they will question you about that/the kid could make a story up and ruin your life.
Give her food/drink and blanket and try to get info out of her
I have a wife and two daughters of my own so the police won't be nearly as suspicious as if I was a single guy.
But you're still probably right. Can't be too paranoid about that kind of shit.
Oh, you'll be fine then. especially since you have kids yourself they won't think shit.
As a single guy though you gotta be careful and watch your back.
She's been out in the cold rain, i think hot chocolate is a better refreshment.
>give her a place to sleep
>feed her when she's hungry
>put her through school
>watch her grow and discover herself
>be there for her during the hard times
>give her sound advice
>make sure she finds someone who loves her as much as I
>watch her pursue her ambitions
>support her in buying her own home
>be there for her when she has her first child
>help raise her child
>give her advice about children
>be there for her when her relationship get tough
>get life insurance
>start to get old and senile
>receive her support
>sell my house
>stay with her in her house
>start to get old and senile
>she's there for me as I was for her
>on my death bed
>tell her that she is the light of my life
>leave all I own to her in my will
>die having lived a life fulfilled.
>invite her in and let her play with my kids while my wife cooks us some food.
>call local child services and have her placed in a good home
>I have no home/wife or kids and can barely take care of myself so i would ignore her and tell her sorry no english then proceed to spout random words in Russian.
Oh. Fair enough /b/ro. I guess if she offers that choice and says I will not be food, I would take that choice too. But first reaction would assume she was a vampire girl looking to be let in (invitation clause). Little girls (real ones) don't just look to be let in to homes like mine.
turn 360 degrees Celsius and shut down the door.
I'd molest her daily. I'd make sure she enjoys it of course.