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>Knocks on door >You open it and see this little girl >She

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>Knocks on door
>You open it and see this little girl
>She say's she's homeless and has no home or parents

What do?
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>>726781971
Call the police.
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you can stay with me, for i have no ulterior motives
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>>726781971
What I'd WANT to do and what I would realistically end up doing, couldn't be further apart.

If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.
I would be suspicious and paranoid as fuck.

What I'd WANT to do:
>take her in & keep her
>give her all my love and affection
>make her as happy as humanly possible
>introduce her to sex, but only do what and if she wants. never force her or make her unhappy
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>>726782092
this.

what kind of people do you think we are?
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>>726781971
Give her a bowl of eggs
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>>726782172
>>726782168
oh,yeah.....nevermind.....
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give her a job so she can afford an apt and be more marketable to prospective parents
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>>726781971
Fuck the shit out of her
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>>726781971
collect the rent
pic related
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>>726781971
Probably some kind of immigrant daugther which is learning the ways of getting money with no work or study.

I'll call the police...
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>>726782388
Checked, and sauce?
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>>726782168
This.

I would be scared to even let her in. Being alone with a little girl as a male these days can turn out really bad.
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>>726782184
This.
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>>726782299
>>726782388
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>>726782551
>>726782565
Thisfags
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>>726782438
Would most likely be some sort of trap, yeah.
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Is she wearing pants?
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"Who let you out the cellar?"
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>>726781971
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>>726781971
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>>726781971
Open my door
Shave her head
Dress her like a boy
Call her Teddy
Fuck her ass
Feel good man
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>>726783709
>Teddy
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>>726783709
why teddy
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>>726781971
protect her from all the sick fucks in this thread.
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>>726784385
and then fuck her?
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Wonder how she got past the gate without the code and fukkn slap the shit out of her
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You guys are legit talking about fucking children, not cartoons, actually fucking children. Now I know this is 4chan, and you guys are fucked, but jesus. This is a kid.
What I would do cause I'm a normie is assist her WITHOUT fucking her.
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>>726784766
You can kill yourself at anytime man.
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>>726784855
Gtfo
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Well theres go this thread.
Fucking anon and his/her cp
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>>726781971
Tell her to fuck off
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>>726781971

*zip*
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>>726784290
Fetish of mine. Are we good, FBI?
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>>726784766
getting the fuck out of here before i'm put on a list
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>>726781971
"Nice try vampire girl." *close door, make stakes, make crosses, etc*
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>>726784766
LICHERLY KILL YER SELF
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>>726781971

I would look at her with a caring face, telling her I'd gladly make her a warm meal while we figure out how to help her. I'd have cartoons going and her favorite meal in the oven. I'd tell her jokes to soften her up . . . . and she'd giggle and smile. This would lead to play wrestling and I'm hump her ass until I came in my pants. Of course, I wouldn't be obvious so she'd still feel safe and secure. After this we'd eat and watch tv, talking about life. I would tell her I'd gladly adopt her and she'd be able to call me daddy. That night I would tell her since I don't have any PJs would she mind just wearing an oversized t-shirt with nothing underneath, and in the morning we'd go to the mall and buy her a bunch of new clothes. We'd have another play wrestling match, this new in her new attire (wink, wink) and I'd bring her up stairs, tuck her in, kiss her on the forehead and leave a glass of water by her bed and she'd say, 'I love you, daddy.'
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Grab rifle and scream STALKER lines at her while firing into the ground to scare her off
PAPALI PAPALI CYKA
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>>726781971
Close the door, watch a game, have a Bud, true!
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>>726786017
>somehow not walking the dinosaur
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>>726781971
Call Social Service
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You guys are a bunch of fags. There's nothing remotely illegal in this thread.
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Make a rekt thread about her
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>>726781971
Take care of her and protect her
Give her all the love she never had
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>>726786277
Dubs tell the truth. Keep posting whatever you want people .
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Probaby a vampire.
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There's actually a story behind this picture. The dad wanted to show how uncaring people are by allowing his daughter to sit on the street and beg, hoping to show how callous people are. His little experiment nearly went awry after a kiddie fiddler tried taking her off the street.
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>>726788415

Not to mention the nigger who actually pushed her and the faggot on his phone who gave her a fucking attitude. Really shows how cruel most of society is.
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There are no homeless little girls they are all housed in Millionaire judges RAPE DUNGEONS with LOTS of CPS kids.

K_e_v_i_n probably made a few $100k sending them to CPS to get raped after 'conduct' on live me
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>>726781971
feed her eggs
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>>726782184
Topkek
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>>726781971
>Probaby a vampire.
or a voodoo bitch.
ez send to police station, wear garlic and have shaman priest on standby
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>>726785040
Same. Fuck you cp anon
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>>726781971
Let her in, Let her take a warm bath and make her a nice hot meal and cuddle her all night in my arms, as she sleeps soundly, feeling safe and secure in my arms for the first time in days.
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>>726784766
"unzipz the dick"
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>>726781971
Slam the door.

Its obviously some gypsy scheme to steal my shit.
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>>726781971
Let her in, sit her down and get her something to eat. After she's done eating get her into the shower.
Once she's fed and clean force her to swallow a cocktail of MDMA, 2c-b and meth, then use her body as a fuck toy until her mind breaks and turns her into a willing cock slave.
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>>726791278
>unzip
>Dick

Fucking Wat?
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>>726782168
MODS MODS MODS PEDO ALERT
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>>726781971
call the police.
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>>726784766
More
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>>726791754
finally an honest anon
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>>726792045
More please
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I'd bring her inside. Make sure she was warm, fed, bathed, and give her a place to sleep.

Then I'd find out her story. If it turns out she has no guardian, I'd keep her and look after her. I would dote on her and occasionally sleep with her, although I wouldn't have sex with her.
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>>726791525
welcome newfriend
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>>726791456
what does 2c-b have to do with this?
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>>726781971
I call the police and wait outside with her, you fucking pedo shit
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>>726781971
take her in.
wash her very thoroughly.
share some pizza/lasagne/spaghetti and milk of course.
play witcher and dark souls games.
watch some movie she that likes too.
have her sit in my lap and cuddle her.
tuck her in bed and spoon up for the night after a couple goodnight kisses.
next day call authorities and ask for parentage.
single white male has no chance though so get her orpaned.
tell her she can come to me whenever she needs help.
visit her regularly.
wait 8 years til she's legal.
get her move to me.
love her tenderly and cum inside every night.
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same
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>implying anyone on /b/ owns a house
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>>726792602
Low doses make extremely horny
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>>726792791
that's a myth bro lol
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>>726792817
Nuh-uh!
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>>726792684
Enjoy prison faggot.
>"And where else did he touch you, Hailey?"
>"He touched me pepe and my popo. I told him to stop because he had cheese stains on his hands but he did not."
>"Your honor, let the record show this virgin attempted to coerce this child into orgasm."
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>>726781971
Take her down the street to the one gas station/convenience store in town and have the sheriffs come find her, we live in the middle of nowhere, if she shows up at my door she's been wandering in the middle of nowhere for a long time and there is probably a damn good reason. Let the officials handle her.

She can play with my 2 year old daughter til they get there.
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>>726792935
Why not just inject estrogen/steroids to expedite hormones?
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>>726793032
That wouldn't get you instant results though. But speaking of, urine from a bitch in heat sprayed all over her pussy and ass would make my dog go crazy on her, so that's something I'd do.
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The fbi is playing with my mind right now..
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>>726792993
tell them i'm a jew and they are being racist.
>>726792750
fucking this.
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>>726782168
Reported to the cyber police :^)
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>>726792791
>>726792817
>>726792935
>>726793032
You're better off slipping her some NBE things like domperidone and flax seed til you make her an oppai loli
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>>726793171
meh that would be painful and disgusting to ruin long term. IV MDMA would be a good route tho. Too risky as OD'ing is possible.
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>>726793308
>domperidone
won't do shit. Just get readily available medication like cow hormones. They use that in India but be wary as it makes them fat.
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>>726781971
Tell her to come inside, offer her something to eat and drink, and then call the cops.
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>>726781971
Probably call social services

Also there's a cp anon in this thread mods are probably already called
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>>726793935
No, call the cops first. Tell them you just let her in right now and to come over. You'll take care of her till then.

If you wait to call the cops they will question you about that/the kid could make a story up and ruin your life.

Give her food/drink and blanket and try to get info out of her
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>>726783383
>edition
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>>726794194
how about just telling her to fuck off your porch and threaten her with a shotgun if she doesn't? Problem eliminated.
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>>726794286
but thats mean
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>>726794194
I have a wife and two daughters of my own so the police won't be nearly as suspicious as if I was a single guy.

But you're still probably right. Can't be too paranoid about that kind of shit.
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>>726794286
That's mean. At least invite her into the basement for a popsicle.
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>>726794382
Oh, you'll be fine then. especially since you have kids yourself they won't think shit.

As a single guy though you gotta be careful and watch your back.

>>726794451
She's been out in the cold rain, i think hot chocolate is a better refreshment.
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>>726782279
Underrated post
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>>726794516
a nice huge load of warm sperm will fill her tummy up
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>>726794722
>>726782279

samefag
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>>726794847
But she's a child.
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>>726781971
>give her a place to sleep
>feed her when she's hungry
>put her through school
>watch her grow and discover herself
>be there for her during the hard times
>give her sound advice
>make sure she finds someone who loves her as much as I
>watch her pursue her ambitions
>support her in buying her own home
>be there for her when she has her first child
>help raise her child
>give her advice about children
>be there for her when her relationship get tough
>get life insurance
>start to get old and senile
>receive her support
>sell my house
>retire
>stay with her in her house
>start to get old and senile
>she's there for me as I was for her
>on my death bed
>tell her that she is the light of my life
>leave all I own to her in my will
>die having lived a life fulfilled.
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>>726794978
>actually raising a child
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>>726781971
>fantasy
>invite her in and let her play with my kids while my wife cooks us some food.
>call local child services and have her placed in a good home

>reality
>I have no home/wife or kids and can barely take care of myself so i would ignore her and tell her sorry no english then proceed to spout random words in Russian.
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>>726794978
>start to get old and senile
>receive her support
>sell my house
>retire
>stay with her in her house
>start to get old and senile

Clearly you're already starting to get senile
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>>726782092
And let police have all the fun?
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how in the fuck is this thread still alive?
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>>726785045
ITT: Anons who fall for ever young vampire girl who will kill them all, except me.
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>>726781971

FUck this shit!
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>>726795543
I'd be totally ok with becoming a servant
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>>726795771
Oh. Fair enough /b/ro. I guess if she offers that choice and says I will not be food, I would take that choice too. But first reaction would assume she was a vampire girl looking to be let in (invitation clause). Little girls (real ones) don't just look to be let in to homes like mine.
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Mods are being lazy cunts on this one...
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>>726796468
All that pizza, right?
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>>726796468
ikr wtf, and get my posts deleted when i DOX this skid [email protected]
[email protected]
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Looks like i missed the fun
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turn 360 degrees Celsius and shut down the door.
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geezus i love these threads, they remind me what type of white people use these boards. i didnt know you guys all were named Mohamed pedo islam scum
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>>726785369
Obviously this is bait but i still cringe someone took the time to write this
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I'd molest her daily. I'd make sure she enjoys it of course.
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>>726782168
MODS! MODS! MODS!
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Ask how she got in the building
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>>726782168
Disgusting
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Lock her in the basement with the rest
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>>726782800
What, you're saying she's a cute girl (male)?
Even better.
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