I "volunteer" at a local medical school where they

ok.

Tits or gtfo

>>726781864
>$20 for a couple of hours of my time.
so you prostitute yourself for 10 dollars an hour.
at least you get free food at mcdonalds

vag or gtfo

>>726781864
I am a med student
We have enough real patients to do this to so theres no such thing as paying volunteers LOL go home

>>726781864
I
WUNNUHBELIEVE it

As has been said already, tits or GTFO. But I'm guessing OP is male and a faggot.

>>726781864
School name? I wanna apply

>>726781864
what country

>>726783510
My brother's in med school, and he told me they did pay people to practice prostate exams on, unless I'm misremembering.

>>726782284
/thread My sides are in orbit.

>>726781864
>or they do multiple holes simultaneously
yeah, medical students are going to investigate the anus and the vagina simultaneously.

surely this is poorly thought through oldpasta?

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>mfw I'm a pediatric intern and i do this all day but with 11-15 year olds

>>726788562
Elaborate

>>726788665
I get to look at and touch teenage pussies and i get paid a lot to do it.

God bless.

>>726788810
>>726788810

Yo you need to be hittin' us with some of your best greentexts right now bitch

>>726788884
This

I'm premed. Wouldn't mind this

>>726788810
Pics or it didn't happen

>>726788810
About what percent of those teens are still virgins? Are the Asian ones usually virgins?

>>726781864
Greentext that shit nigga

>>726788884
Different doctor here.
>Be on ED
>Patient has gynae issue
>Explain the exam
>Do the exam
Youngest I've examined is 14.
Hasn't ever felt sexual in the slightest.

>>726789197
It's impossible to truly tell because there are so many ways for a girl to lose her hymen. The only way to know for sure is if she admits to being sexually active and they rarely do.

>>726789374

no offense.. but maybe they don't find you attractive?

>>726789604
Any interesting green texts? Specifically Asians?

I have a thing...

>>726789612
Or maybe it's because you're likely about to look at a painful pathological pussy in an incredibly unsexy environment?

I work in a small regional town in Australia atm. Most of the local girls are so scum-tier I wouldn't even pump and dump.

>>726786683
That is actually a real thing because so many men don't go in for prostate exams

>>726789908
Don't really feel like doing a whole green text. I can answer specific questions. And yes I'm in California and there's plenty of Asian girls.

You sir are a lying moron. There is no place for you here. Move along.

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ITT: People who think this actually happened to OP.

>>726788136
This is an actual thing. It is called a 'rectovaginal exam' and your GF / wife has prolly had it done but doesn't tell you so you don't feel cucked.

But you are.

>Be in 6th year of medschool
>doing physical on a patient we were going to do surgery
>bitch be like 16
>time to do pelvic exam
>patient starts giggling
>ask what's wrong
>bitch says it feels good
>called a nurse to witness the examination

OP, are you hot?

Is the guy feeling your asshole ever a dude you know from classes?

>>726790182
Just in general, are the Asian girls virgins?

I don't know exactly what to ask m8

>>726790562
To be honest almost none of the girls are 'virgins.' That is, they don't have a hymen. Lots of girls 'pop their cherry' riding their bicycle, playing sports, horseback riding. But most of the girls nowadays are doing it themselves on purpose with their fingers or other 'instruments.'

>>726783510
>paying volunteers

End yourself, phony

>>726790888

Trips hath spoken.
So let it be written.
So let it be done.

>>726786683
>>726790071

How can I sign up to get my prostate touched?

Back when I was in middle school I overheard a bunch of girls giggling and laughing and quite loud about it that their friend in the group lost her virginity to her doctor because she had some hymen problem and the doc decided to pop it

I doubt a doctor sees more than a handful of good pussies in their career though, I image most are yeast infected dumpster fires

>>726781864
Medfags...can you tell if the girl is "wet" or do they get "wet" after you're bumping around there

>>726788562

Why do so many young girls need to be checked?

>>726791106

Depends on how much he charges to be honest

>>726791412
Prolly cause they keep jammin stuff in there. lol

My ex GF was a Women's Health NP and she said she used to find the wackiest stuff in vagoos. Once she said she found a razor in there. I'm sure she meant a safety razor head. But still ... damn, bitches! Why you do dat?

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Just no.

>>726791605

I mean, some girls will just put whatever they can find up there but really a saftey razor? Didn't they have a carrot handy? I've heard of girls using toothbrushes and such but other than kinky adults I haven't heard of women getting things stuck up there.

Though apparently a lot of girls found a certain deodorant can was the perfect fit for most girls (though none of them got caught).

>>726781864
You need to get your fucking life together.

>>726791304
Not a med here - but I can tell you this:
>Be me
>GF letting me explore her body
>Tells me she enjoys getting her pelvic exams from her gyno
>WTF?

>>726791904
cucked

>>726791904
she told you it was a gyno?
hah she's funny, ain't she?

>>726790518
>be on 4th year med school
>best friend and I were left alone seeing gyn patients
>next patient is an old lady in her late 60s
>first thing she does is talk about God
>never had sex says her med history
>she keeps blessing us
>During her pelvic exam I make eye contact with my friend and say "I found it" (her G spot)
>patient starts moaning and yelling
>"Jesus Christ King of Kings!"
>"Tower if ivory"
>"House of gold"
>"Gate of heaven"
>"Morning star"
>some lating shit
>friend stares at me in awe
>Old lady just lies there staring at the ceiling and smiling

>>726790518
This

We never do intimate exams without someone else in the room with us observing. Man or woman.

>>726792331

Cause its more fun when its a 3-way.

>>726791786
I had to look that shit up for research purposes. Those cans are only 6" long x 3.8" around and all these women are saying its perfect? That's like below average size for guys.

>>726792950

Keep in mind this is for young girls, early to late teens before they actually get real cock (or would like you to believe) so I'm not shocked they go for something smaller

>>726791679
thats my fetish

>>726793038
Pediatricfag again.

Most girls now use hairbrush handles.

>>726793262

Hairbrush would make sense though I always used a comb so not so much

>>726792108
You know how I know you've never touched a G spot? If you touch it while she's not aroused, it's more likely she will want to pee. I'd say you're a kid but chances are you're a fucking loser in your 30's

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>>726793356

>>726793356

She's god fearing and has fingers up her cunt, she's probably aroused.

>>726793499
Yeah ok

>>726793571
You're probably right. That faggot's still lying, though

>>726793905

Oh for sure but still

>>726793356
Total pwn4ge.

>>726789374
>Youngest I've examined is 14.
>Hasn't ever felt sexual in the slightest.
^ Pretty much this ^
Go to a nudist beach and you'll be disappointed for the lack of erotic feels. Just seeing a naked body isn't arousing unless you're a islamic extremist.

Also, people have this fantasies that if they ever get get to fuck/touch/whatever a minor, it will be like the sex in porn except that she's a minor.
The truth is rather that it will be dry, awkward and lame as fuck + the risk of getting 6 years in jail.
Keep it to your fantasies instead.

>>726793356
>>726793905
Samefag

>>726793905
I don't think he's lying. How do you come up with something like that?

>>726794643
Watching too much granny porn and strict religious parents combined with a bad fantasy.

>>726782284
There is a difference between fucking people who can't get any without paying and getting fingered by med students.

>>726793356

pwned

>>726795737
Sounds like something your mom would do