Waifu claim thread
>Show me the booty
The rules are simple:
>1 Booty cover charge
>Claim your shit waifu
>Insult Dio
>Discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
>Get drunk
Most important
You're here to suffer forever
Still here
So 2 for vodka, 1/2 for tequila and 1 for whiskey
Claiming best girl
>>726776863
Drink first.
>>726777010
Not whiskey you get too emotional when you drink it
Back.
>>726777010
Make that 3 for vodka.
>>726777078
Basically
>>726777078
Are you surprised, picture 2b? Your ass is the most talked about part of that game....
How goes the squirrel problem?
>>726777010
We taking a vote? It's bourbon for me (so whiskey)
The booty is always good
>>726773819
>>726774042
>>726774886
>>726775179
>>726775063
Like I said, I swear you should start with learning the Kana. Even just Hiragana is better than nothing. You have absolutely no reason to not start off with at least Hiragana. It's only going to help you.
Without proper understanding of the basic writing system, most Japanese teaching books are all going to seem a bit confusing for no good reason. It's going to talk about words ending in " i " and you'll probably think that "suki" and "kirai" both end with " i " while they don't
Just start Kana. Do it now :D
Groovey, beat driven stuff:
https://youtu.be/mM0nhQwN5iU
>>726776847
Yaah, my girlfriend has been to a few before and seems to really like them, so I'm super excited to see it for myself. She's been to Warp Tour and stuff I know.
>>726777010
I want whisky!
>>726776863
>Drinking intensifies
>>726776579 (Saber)
>One is Tsun, the other Dere
I'm not overly familiar with Fate, I guess there's a bunch of alternate timelines with different versions of the servants?
>>726776847
>>726776974
You just gotta take your time and be persistent. It's nice when you're learning it in a structured environment, but it takes discipline and keeping things interesting on your own. I've done it on and off over the years, but when I compare myself now versus the last stopping point and the ones before that, I can definitely see overall progress. In that sense the waifu comes in handy, it's like having a muse of sorts.
>>726777392
>>726776605
Nah I just know way to many people that drink a two liter a day like that's good. I must just be very insecure...But also this is a weird place were "everyone" is a fat basement dweller with one of those God awful trash covered battle stations.
Also forgot to post this reply from the last thread. Water-chan!!!
I steal all of your waifus
>>726777711
Retry
>>726777724
They're all mine!
Saber claimed
3 for vodka, 1/2 for tequila, and 3 - 1 for whiskey
Anyone else.
Already took a shot of Denaka vodka. Guess I'll have to break out some Jameson
>>726777364
feels bad.
>>726777383
am i the only one who doesn't care about asses
9s though.. mmmm
Squirrel problem will be solved soon. I'll be sure to take lots of pictures.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
Some typical thing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1potjIqFMUa
>>726777838
Boobs are better than butt
>>726777824
yui a best!
my vote is whisky!!
>>726777760
Goy Vey!
>>726777010
Bourbon! I'll join ya
There could still be more booty.
>>726776863
don't be gay? Insult Dio? Shows Spike? Either my dad made a thread or it would seem you're bored Sergio
Always here w/ varying response time, as usual.
>>726777477
I've always wanted to go to the warped tour too, since I skate. I know they used to have skateboard demos, idk if they still do or not, but that was always the reason for me to go
>>726777681
I think if I had the time I would try it, but I'm so bogged down with school at the moment
>>726776863
Also
>>726777681
Yes there is
>One is tsun and one is dere
Wrong
Nero is lewd and generally more social Saber is dere
>>726777824
I've taken a shot of fireball, do i want another?
>>726777950
I mean im technically bisexual but i don't really find either of those attractive
>>726778213
I dont know wh Sergio is and I hope to fuck I don't have a kid.
I'm the Spike that showed up about a year ago or so
>>726778327
Booty cover charge
booty or gtfo
>>726778062
you are the second person " I know " that calls it bourbon
Two shots of whiskey coming right up
>>726777950
Not true
>>726778407
Do it!
>>726778062
Glad to have a drinking buddy.
>>726777962
Indeed
>>726777824
Mix them all together and drink.
>>726778561
Then what do you find attractive?
>>726778561
Ah well personal tastes
>>726777885
The story I was thinking of was the stabbing in the woods
>>726778327
>varying response time
I know the feeling, but it's all good.
>>726778329
Huh, didn't know you were a skater too. That's pretty cool actually. Me on a skateboard is like watching an elephant on ice skates. Watch it go in a straight line until it hits something or falls over.
I'd say give things a shot when you have more time. I'm sure you'll have plenty after you graduate. You don't gotta have a ridiculous amount of time either, even 30 minutes here and there adds up. In that sense it's a lot like working out, something is better than nothing, and it definitely adds up.
>>726778620
Totally true.
>>726778668
lmao you're still going on with than >>
>>726777838
Well, surely not. There's plenty of asexual people, or people who just don't like asses.
In waifu though, maybe. Actually no. Still not. I'm fairly sure murder said he was asexual earlier today.
Poor squirrel. RIP.
>>726777950
Oh not this again.
>>726777950
Wrong
>>726778733
>Smug drunk
C'mon
>Inb4 it was a joke all along
>>726778668
listen boyo, u need to back off.
>>726778620
Shot 2 coming up!
>>726778676
Yup! For the last 11ish years or so! I haven't ridden in a bit though, there's nowhere here to skate.
>>726778407
Of course.
>>726778362
So there's 4 in total? Or maybe the shots are catching up a little.
>Houki
>>726778880
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>726778561
Eat the squirrel, but check the liver first. You want a nice bloody brown color. Any faint traces of grey-ish green or even yellow and it goes straight in the garbage. Please.
>>726778584
>not titties
Not best.
But representative of all of your work, Papa Spiegel: Subpar and without boobs.
>>726778676
How goes the night?
Skateboard are cool, but longboards are better for getting places.
>>726777885
pianoholo!
>>726778946
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>726778768
Just saying it's what I like. Be they small or big.>>726778830
I am completely right to myself. >>726778987
This guy gets it
>>726778862
>u need to back off.
Ironic when the image says "quickly come over here... *tap tap*"
>>726779031
WUZ GUD NIGGA???
>>726779063
>this guy gets it
Thanks, Tomo.
>>726778987
Alright. You gotta show off tits.
It's been upped from booty to booby
tits or gtfo
>>726779167
GETTIN DRUNK
>>726776863
Does this work?
>>726778986
>Image
WEW
>>726778926
Theres also Sakura Saber
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>>726778862
>Back off
>I posted before you
>>726777364
>>726778846
I don't make such kind of jokes. Usually.
>>726779063
not that tits are bad though, I'm just a nigger
>>726778987
Norwegian aquavit is the order of the night- pic related. Other than that, relaxing and looking for something to snack on. Can't be arsed to cook right now since I'm too lazy from the drinks.
>>726778880
That's still cool that you've enjoyed it for so long. What got you into it in the first place?
>>726779329
Yup. You're in.
>>726776863
>>726779232
Get drunk get dizzy!
>>726779457
Niceu, but still no drawing shits
>>726779168
Yeah. You can go back to hurting my feelings now. >>726779396
Tits are great. I want to grab some :(
Welp, I'm out of booze and reasons to stay conscious for tonight. I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
>>726778633
Anyone stronger than me.
>>726778652
Yeah, i suppose.
>>726778768
I'm not asexual at all.
I'm certain.
>>726778986
That does not sound very tasty.
I'll pass.
I feel sick after that shot
>>726779444
>checked
Idk really...I had a neighborhood friend that was big into skating and Tony Hawk games, and he skated, so I guess we picked it up from him. It's a way for me to unwind myself and a form of self expression. It's just stuck despite all of my friends not skating
>>726779595
don't eat the liver though! The liver only indicates how healthy the squirrel is. Squirrel meat is good :o
>>726779382
So was it or not!?
>>726779224
>gotta show off tits
Winners don't have to abide by Papa Spiegel's rules.
>>726779396
>Muggo hates boobies confirmed
>>726779444
>not cooking while intoxicated
Boy you are missing out on a fucking fantastic time.
>>726779553
>hurting your feelings
Damn, what'd I do?
>>726779868
was not a joke
>>726779882
->not cooking while intoxicated
>Boy you are missing out on a fucking fantastic time.
agreed
>>726779595
Apologies. That not what i meant to imply.
I meant that asexual people also don't care for butts.
>>726779820
There is not going to be anything left of it
Guys what should i draw :3
>>726780082
bummers
>>726779882
You normally ignore me. :(.
>>726779380
I like the style on that one, but I'm also a sucker for the medieval aesthetic. I guess it doesn't matter if it's medieval European, or the Edo period, I find it enjoyable.
>>726779738
Need to slow it down a bit, or the shot didn't go down well? I was into the Tony Hawk games as well, but I just sucked when it came to actual skating. Had a bunch of friends that did it, but all I could really do was watch. It's good to have ways to unwind and express yourself as you get older- don't lose it. When you do, you'll lose an important part of yourself.
>>726780087
booty
>>726780087
PHATASSTICC
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>>726780154
I alwats draw booty, but whose booty?
>>726780130
Conversation is a two-way street, Tomo.
If you're feeling left out, say hi. It goes a long way.
>That being said I do spontaneously drop out of thread
>sorry 'bout that
>>726780297
That green haired vampire that thinks tots are superior to booty.
That'll show her
>>726780302
I was just making fun of you missing my posts.
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>>726780132
Need to slow down haha. But yeah, even though I don't skate as much anymore, I still watch skate videos, wear my Vans everyday, and I have my board in the back of my car. I'm trying to hold on to that little part of my childhood
>>726780389
Ok, only have asses to my phone, so it wont be besto
>>726780389
>that green-haired vampire thinks tits > booty
And I'm right.
That being said, both are acceptable!
>>726780392
Well, shit, Tomo.
Anyway, do anything unusual today?
you guys are weird
>>726778561
You really are perfect, huh?
>>726776863
>>726780132
Medieval anything is good really
>>726779923
Oh
So what's the full story
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726780548
I agree with the vampire here
>>726780548
You just assume I do weird things.
>>726778946
>Bouncy bouncy~
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>>726780799
Oi eyes up here bud
Hey, i love dio, and so does my waifu.
>>726780743
What?
>>726780946
>>726780790
Hm? Nope, I just wondered if you've gone out of your way to do something different than your usual routine.
>>726780757
Saber got my back
It's a healthy practice, variety.
>>726780946
megu's a qt
I forgot
>>726780075
I know, i'm just messing with you.
>>726780116
Why is that?
>>726780683
What? why?
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>not my booty
>>726781048
Oh. No.
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copy/paste
wew
>>726781193
You should, Tomo!
Tomorrow's a weekend, try it!
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>>726779882
Probably, but once I start to mellow out, I get lazy and prefer convenience. Probably gonna meme it up in the kitchen tomorrow though since I have some ingredients to use up before the next grocery run. One day I'll have to give drunken cooking a shot. Something beyond trash ramen.
>>726780544
Well, you know yourself the best. I usually start off with 2 quick shots to move things along, and then space things out more evenly to get a buzz going, and then to keep it going until it's time to sleep.
Gotta hold onto those things since they're often what makes us most unique. I was always wandering around outdoors as a kid, exploring woods, creek beds and other areas with a couple of buddies. Sometimes we'd find unexpected surprises like a huge vein of clear quartz crystals in a nearby creek bank, or a nice fishing hole. As long as we got home by dark, it was all good.
Hello everyone, sorry I'm late
>Juvia claimed
>>726780940
Oh fine~ How are you, luv?
Boring.
>>726781304
I think I'm done with drinking, I don't want to wake up hungover. I can only hope my children will be as adventurous and outgoing as I and my friends were. We could play football in the yard, explore the woods, swim in the river until dark...just so many memories of all of those times
>>726781287
I don't know about that.
>>726781173
>Pink pantsu
>>726781337
Terrible day, you?
>>726781325
Hi Juvia
>>726781733
It doesn't have to be a big thing.
Take a walk for an hour, if you don't already.
Learn something new.
Try a food you're unfamiliar with!
>>726781048
How could I possibly disagree with that statement
>>726781845
Uh huh. Not much here.
>>726781325
Hi Juvia
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>>726781753
Why terrible? I'm good, just having a few drinks and watching Berserk.
>Hug for you~
>>726781325
Ayyy Juvia. How's the night treating you?
>>726781575
Naw, it's all good. I had another shot, but I'm at that point where I'm staying even. Going further wouldn't be good, but it feels quite nice right now.
It'd be good to keep that sense of adventure if you have a little one further down the line. Mine is already enjoying the outdoors, though at some point she'll have to get a sense of fear in her when it comes to being around wild animals, or large animals like our cows.
>>726781753
Id have thought she had red pantsu, or black lacy.
>>726781083
Oh
Tilt. Lol
>>726782198
Some dumbass crashed into my car earlier today
>>726782343
Black would have been more fitting
>>726782125
There's always something, Tomo.
Consider it, mate.
I ACCIDENTALLY SNORTED CAYENNE CHRIST
>>726781817
Hello Yui
You're on later than usual
>>726782198
Hello purple panties
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>>726782292
Hello Houki.
It's been good. Got done hanging with a friend of mine, now relaxing on here
>>726782292
I feel like I should really push for adventure. I certainly don't want to be that overbearing "helicopter" parent. If my child becomes a skateboarder I will be a happy parent.
>>726782521
Cayenne
>>726782406
Shit, you ok? How bad is it?
>>726782521
How?
>>726782592
How are you?
>>726782592
I guess
>>726782896
I'm fine, thankfully it's just a large scratch
>>726782749
the ppeper
>>726782896
I lifted a handful of leftover mixed spices to my face to take a whiff but then I straight fucking full-force inhaled through my nose at the same time like an idiot
like a goddamn fool
>>726782521
The hell were you doing where you snorted cayenne?
>>726782592
Awesome, not a bad way to spend a Friday night. It's good here, having a few drinks to settle in and sleep like a rock. Gonna be a lazy weekend for sure. You guys do anything fun, or just shooting the breeze?
>>726782712
You gotta let them have that sense of independence, but also that sense of security that if shit goes down, dad or someone else will be there to help out. It sometimes amazes me how mine can be so independent at her age. In that sense it can be a proud moment, yet somewhat scary since you can only wonder how things will be when they're older.
But in the meantime, you should focus on yourself, leave the thinking about kids and whatnot to people living that part of life like myself. Gotta find someone first before all of that even becomes a possibility, haha.
>>726782406
True.
>>726783091
I made my head chef to the same with hot chilli powder. After I hit myself. Made him think it was cinnamon.
>>726783091
Oh. I'm sorry.
>>726783184
Pink is still pretty gud~
>>726783184
you're a goddamned demon
Who wants to erp?
>>726782896
I'm good,
>I'd be even better if you posted panty shots
You?
>>726782944
>dubs
How are you?
>>726783092
Just played vidya for a while. That's about it. Was a good time.
Should be a good weekend, KU plays tomorrow so I'll be watching that
>>726783438
>cums in you
>>726783092
Right. I want them to make their own decisions, but give them a push in the right direction if they make a mistake. How old is your daughter, if you don't mind me asking?
Getting sleepy..
>>726781083
Finished that drawing yet?
>>726782965
That's good to hear.
>>726783091
Ha so is it safe you say you WON't be doing that again?
>>726783522
> Hmm maybe~
I'm alright.
>>726783184
I'd say that was a mean move, but I know you have a savage streak in you too. What did he do afterwards?
>>726783522
Play anything good? I definitely miss those days of doing vidya with friends night in and night out. Now it's less often, but still good to catch up with everyone to see how things are going at their end.
I'm gonna be rooting for KU, Baylor imploded, so I got no dog in the fight. Might as well root for them since they're your team.
>>726783740
2 going on 3. She's a bit too much like my sister in many ways. Said sister joined the marines and is a paratrooper right now. I wouldn't put it past the little one to be doing something similar when she's older.
That's the sort of thing that made life fun growing up. You get some freedom to live and make mistakes on your own, but with that sense of knowing that everything will be fine if something does go down. I had my share of scares as I went along, same with my buddies. But I really feel that I would be much, much different if I had parents that didn't let me push my own boundaries while giving guidance.
>>726784050
Hows your day hun?
>>726784050
>WON't
It's not a matter of if I do it again, it's a matter of win I do it again.
>>726784348
Boobs?
>>726784050
>you mean yes
That's good
>>726784171
Just some call of duty black ops. Probably my favorite cod.
And yeah Baylor didn't look great tonight.
And thanks the support helps. We should win since it's basically a home game but you never know
>>726778668
>The story I was thinking of was the stabbing in the woods
>>726778846
>C'mon
>>726780757
>Oh
>So what's the full story
>REEEEEEEEEEEE
Almost done
>>726784171
I think my parents gave me *too* much freedom. Like, they wanted me to try my best, but they never really pushed me hard so I always ended up doing the minimum for success. I don't think I've ever been truly great at anything; with most everything, I hit a wall where I'm slightly above average, but can't really improve.
>>726783250
It is. But its so out of place.
>>726784171
'Well played'
>>726783252
:^)
>>726784473
Thank you anon.
>>726784609
Doesn't matter, pink panties is good fetish
Dubs and I get to slurp waifu ass
>>726784196
It was good, did a few things at the new place and relaxed the rest of the day.
>>726784247
Maybe open a window and get some fresh air to clear out your nose.
>>726784487
> I mean maybe.
>>726784866
I like striped more.
>>726784937
I can almost relax, I'll probably drink tomorrow
>>726784960
Dude at work, the customers wear the black yoga pants or whatever, upclose I can see through and see the strips, such unf
>>726784937
I see yes
>but not purple panties
>>726781083
it's wasted food
>>726784473
who is that?
>>726784487
Yeah, stranger things have happened, but you know that all too well. I was always mediocre at CoD, more of a Halo guy, but I found ways to adapt. Mostly by slowing the game down and finding ways to get the jump on opponents since my twitch reflexes in FPS games aren't what they used to be.
>>726784592
Haha, plateaus are just that. They're meant to be exceeded, and then you reach a new level to where you discover a new limit...and then you find that it's actually another plateau. I was pushed hard by my parents, but they also let me pursue things on my own for the most part. I definitely turned out the oddest of the 3 of us, but I don't regret it one bit.
Be true to who you are inside. Not just some image of who you think you should project to others, but someone who is the genuine you. That person will be the the one who guides you internally when you're in relations with a partner, or finding your way in the world.
Things are different from my vantage point obviously, but I'm more than happy to share things if they help you avoid the same mistakes I did at your age.
>>726784609
ROREEEEEEEEEE!
Well played indeed.
>>726784866
100% agreed.
>Houki
>>726785348
hentai