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Good evening, Anonymous! Reimu here! I'm filling in for

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! Reimu here! I'm filling in for Alice tonight to show you how to cook!

Tonight's meal is a little too rich for my blood... but luckily she covered the expense so I could make it just for you!
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>>726762024
Liar
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why
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Lovely ^^
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Bring back Alice
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bump...
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how dreadful.
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>>726762024
lal
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>>726762422
I'm r-right here Anonymous <4
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>>726762242
What's there to lie about?

>>726762348
Because!

>>726762349
I'm glad you think so, because here's our dish for tonight!
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>>726762024
So late.... I'm getting ready to go go work....

Hope you've had some improvement in sickness.
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>>726762348
We thought w-we'd mix it up on you <4
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>>726762483
Sooo what you cooked tonight ?
and arent you abit late ?
also how your dealing with your sickness i take you have progress ?
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>>726762547
I h-have, thank you <4

>>726762582
That is R-reimu, dear. She's n-not sick.
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>>726762537
Does reimu have a bepis
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>>726762024
Hmm... something seems suspicious here...
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How long will Alice be away? Is she ok?

>>726762688
Nah Alice was already away for a little while, plus this was posted on the Steam so it's legit
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yey.... instant ramen

u_u
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can u mak tendi
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>>726762024
>>726762483
Geez, with all the switching you two did i'm starting to get confused regarding who is who.
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>>726762537
Do you put on a wig for this when you always cover your face with the paper?
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okay, i'll bite

wtf is going on in this thread
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>>726762848
huh, is this some kind of character thing or what I'm confused
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>>726762908
W-we are one in t-the same <4

>>726762964
Cooking w-with Reimu!

>>726762939
Yes.
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>>726762735
Most confusing alice thread in a while....or should I say Reimu....why does Reimu have an Alice face....? So maybe stream tomorrow!?
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>>726762024
Hi Reimu what are you cooking this evening?
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>>726763014
No s-stream tomorrow <4

>>726762972
Reimu is p-posting but I did t-the cosplay <4
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>>726762939
Maybe she likes to dress up?
>>726762964
hello newfriend welcome to cooking with alice(reimu)
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That Reimu is a spy!
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>>726762807
>>726763014
>>726763001
link to stream/steam/a-team pls?
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>>726762972
it's exactly what you think it is.
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>>726763063
ah ok, so what's the reason why you can't post if you don't mind me asking
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>>726763063
oh god, with reimu's posting speed, this is going to take five fucking hours.
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>>726763075
hello friend, i am now immediately and completely interested in what is going on in this thread

pls continue
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You should put it in a shelter
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>>726763001
>new order - confusion

im def confused here
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i don't know what's going on in this thread. where's my meal?
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Reimu == Alice you mongs
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>>726762024
Thank you for everything.
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>>726763063
Well that clears things up. My advice giving centers are burning out from you not being around to give psych advice as of late (not that I don't enjoy it).

No stream huh. Well then. I have other plans to engage in hopefully next week things look up. I found a DBT seminar in my area too! .. It costs $500! So I'll be doing cheap-o CEUs instead.
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Alice, whenever I masturbate, I think about licking your balls and deepthroating your big dick
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>>726763135
twitch is celtyplays
Steam is aneki margratroid
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>>726762547
I'm not sick at all!

>>726762584
Hello!

>>726762649
Whoa, hey! That's something you'll only find out if you have at least three successful dates with me! For now, let's pick our tea... as is custom.
>>726763245
There is an order to these things! Tea first!

>>726762688
I wonder what it could be?
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>>726762888
i want tendi i want tendi ii want tendi
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>>726763619
cute face

pls love me
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>>726763560
I d-don't have those
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so wheres my ramen!
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>>726763619
does this anon speak the truth >>726763589
plsnotrole
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>>726762024
Whats written on the side of the refrigerator... Livin' the ??
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>>726763889
Y-yes <4
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>>726763911
T-that's my schedule, c-check it out on my patreon: alicemargatroid
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>>726763619
What kind of tea did we get?

Good night everyone. Nice to see you back Reimu
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>>726763954
awesome

i will be sure to watch your stream now new cooking friend <5
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Alright! Looks like we've got Super Irish Breakfast Black Tea! Higher than most teas in caffeine content, sure to keep you awake while you wait for me to finish cooking!

>>726763224
Hey now! I resemble that remark!

>>726763287
Yugi == Yami

>>726763692
Already do! In a general, philosophical... love your neighbor kind of way. Want some tea, made with love?
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>>726762024
Cab you show us your legs? also im drunk so idk
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>>726764130
wher is tendi
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>>726763855
No matter what you say, I still think about them, and it makes my head feel dizzy...

You bring me joy. That's the bottom line!
Speaking of bottom...
No, no, nevermind, I'll spare you, have a good night !
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>>726764130
sure, but how do i get stronger fonder love? affection and closeness?
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>>726764130
yes please

i have never had tea before in my whole life
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>>726762024
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ALICE YOU MONSTER!?!?!

also show us your cock
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My crush for you is gigantic Reimu!>>726762024
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>>726764310
D-don't have one <4

>>726764256
W-what?
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>>726764259
>go on a diet
>exercise
>get a hobby
>leave the house once in a while
>realize no-one out there is as cute as reimu
>kys
there is no way out
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RAMEN ME REIMU RAMEN ME HARD !!!
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>>726764429
she's soo pretty...
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>>726764378
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs show us or i will do an attack in London whit my car
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>>726764197
No time for that! Gotta cook!

>>726764235
Alice already made those! What do you want, reruns?

>>726764259
By being my bestie! But that position has already been filled.

>>726764274
Wow, that's a shame. Well, have some!

>>726764310
Alice is right here!
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>>726764378
giv me tendi
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>>726764378
If you're going to pry, I'm going to be blunt:
You get me off better than anybody else.
Every time, I rate 11
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>>726764547
somebody beat you too it, m8
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>>726762024
Reimu? What the hell is going on here?
How are you?
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I'm a little confused here

So is this Alice? or is this actually Moo?

-Sweet Roll
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Is Alice gay with reimu
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>>726764789
B-both!
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>>726764874
on a scale of one-to-anime how tall are you
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>>726764622
would you be able tell me who the lucky person is on steam? (at least drop hints or aliterate)
sure i'll be your bestie though :) if you like me, i'll feel comforted and happy all the same with loving care and tenderness~ <4
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>>726764941
I'm f-from a video game dear
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>>726764513
you like jazz?
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>>726764378
>>726764359
Sheesh thanks for the ignore
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Alice! Remiu! Good to see more cooking episodes. I brought scones for you both~ carry on with cooking I am just going to enjoy my chips
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>>726764874

But didn't Reimu receive the hammer? or is she back?

-Sweet Roll
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Thanks for the tea, Alice
You always brighten my nights
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>>726765031
how did you get out of the video game

and how tall are you
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>>726765150
S-she got unbanned, so she's c-covering for me <4

>>726765204
Very c-carefully.
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>>726764874
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Show me your feet
Or i shall bvote Trump
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Now make sure you don't burn yourself on this step, Anonymous... don't watch the pot too closely, but keep an eye on it anyway!

>>726764764
A cooking show! I'm doing fine, though. How about you?

>>726764789
I'm Reimu, that's Alice!
*points*

How is that hard to understand?

>>726765026
The lucky one is me! And she's right here in this thread. No need for secrecy!
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>>726765328
Off to work. Have a good night everyone. Good to have Reimu back and Alice slightly less sick. Enjoy tea and ramen.
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>>726765328
can yuo pat m y hed
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>>726765328
Why did she get banned?
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>>726762024
Wow Alice I've really done it. I have a lot of work due on Monday, I finished most of it but its been a very hard a week im also starting to lose all my friends because I lost my filter due to /pol/ and im very cynical because of /r9k/. Sucks balls man but God loves soap operas. Our purpose is to entertain God so Ill go sort myself out and come back iron pilled. God is perfectly just
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I love you Alice <3 I always like to see your threads on here, hopefully I'll be able to tune into your stream one of these days. Hope you're feeling better, lovely. =)
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>>726765495
If y-you stop using that awful meme, m-maybe.

>>726765513
Violating r-ruru 14 I think.

>>726765559
N-no gods no masters.
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>>726765328
HOW TALL ARE YOU
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>>726765472
kek, ramen
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>>726765495
I meant the head of my benis
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>>726765472
:)

Tell me, what do 'you' love about yourself~ ?
<4
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>>726765602
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>>726765608
T-tall enough <4

>>726765698
So I g-guess not then.
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>>726765559
filter?
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>>726765141
Do scones go with ramen? I wouldn't know, they are both too expensive for me.

>>726765203
Hey I'm the one who gave you the tea, dummy!
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>>726765740
calling out jews, african americans etc dropping redpills, being very politcally incorrect
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>>726765732
watc h out
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>>726762024
Reimu with the force of a thousand suns to win to you at Civ V, what should we wadger?
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>>726765472
pretty manly bone structure you got there
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>>726764622
im feeling twink
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>>726765602
what's rule 14? twitch's rules aren't numbered
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>>726765920
*blinks* W-which bones are you talking about? The elbows?!

>>726765968
4chan d-dear.
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>>726765472
Please, Alice


What can you say that will make this one a 12?
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>>726765920
Your mom has pretty manly bone structure, never stopped me.
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Stopping by to see the chaos. Glad everything is going well~ Ramen for dinner? I'm down. I love a good bowl of soup~ I 'm also still sick :( "Now if you'll excuse me I have to go sandpaper my throat"
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>>726766009
collerbone, neck, elbows and wrist
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>>725765472

Okay then I guess

Still just a bit confused, mostly because you are at alice's place and using cards with alice's face on them, or is it just old images?

-Sweet Roll
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Alright, here I go...

>>726765625
It sure is a luxury, isn't it?

>>726765657
The connection we share, of course!
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>>726765864
bruh, i know that feel

lefties are so funny to ridicule but i find myself browsing more and more racist shit that makes fun of myself and can feel myself slowly becoming what people call "alt-right"

i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose friends at this rate, but sjw's are too funny to not laugh at
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>>726765698
Can we get the boy some Tendi, It makes me sad to see this face
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>>726762024
how would you react if i tell you that i want you to sweat and scream my name on every thrust with my dick until you love me???
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>>726766122
I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone and neck are n-not harming m-my feminine image.

>>726766139
We s-shot this together dear.

>>726766193
If lulz are t-the only thing you want in y-your life, there are easier ways.
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>>726766009
oh, thank you. i'm retarded.
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Hi Alice! Glad I didn't miss dinner
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>>726765765
Scones go with tea..

Have another then! Happy Unbirthday!
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>>726766153
pat my hed or i do bda thing
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>>726766252
"S-sorry, I bat f-for the other team"
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>>726766153
yes, i see.

is there room in your heart though? for more?
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>>726765920
looks petite to me
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>>726766153
Show your benis
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>>726766153
im hungry Alice
come by my place and cook me something because im lazy
id let you cook ramen for me (you cant mess that for sure or you can...)
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>>726766269
nah, lulz aren't that important, i just feel myself like...

it's like you could be a liberal, and if you browsed enough conservative stuff, eventually you'd become conservative

honestly everyone's political opinions that aren't about their own city are just forcefed and not actually their own
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>>726766354
>posted it in quotes
that means its not true boys, there's still hope
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hey alice!
where can I send you unrequited pics of myself cumming?
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>>726766269

Alright then

Man I love ramen, I could eat that stuff every day

But not three meals a day, I'm not crazy

It's a shame that I just ran out of emergency ramen today

-Sweet Roll
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>>726765905
You're asking a woman who eats plain rice and dirt to bet on a game?

>>726765920
Pretty bad judgment you've got there.

>>726765931
Good for you, Anonymous. It's good to be true to yourself!

>>726766012
I don't understand what you mean at all...

>>726766062
Feel better soon, meido-san!

>>726766252
I'd say you're probably vastly overestimating your abilities in bed.
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>>726766269
>I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone and neck are n-not harming m-my feminine image.
they make you seem...trappy

also i think the stutters would be better here

I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone a-and neck are not h-harming my f-feminine image.
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>>726766672
this
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>>726766681
sheeeeeit, quality come back
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>>726766153
>behold, this pot

i think this step might be too complicated for me
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>>726766556
*blinks* T-that's odd, given my political opinions aren't even close t-to anything "forcefed" to me.

But you do you man. Maybe t-that view was forcefed on you~

>>726766672
T-to the place they belong <4
The garbage, same as y-your tissues <4

>>726766695
P-pretty sure being petite is a female thing, b-but you do you dear <4

As for your critque on my stutters, you are simply wrong. Those stutters are awful.
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>>726766681
i ad tendi flavor after boil noodle is tat wrong
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>>726766681
you didn't stutter at all in this entire post

fucking fake-ass reimu impersonator
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>>726766252
how would you react if I told you I want my sweat to drip down to your dick as you fuck me?
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>>726766855
*blinks* W-what the fuck?
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>>726765472
We are all good here at the diner.
Why the big Switcheroo??
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>>726766365
Another bestie? Probably not, this one has me generating hearts all the time as it is.

>>726766454
Why do you keep calling me Alice?!
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>>726762024
>Reimu here!
fucking liar
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>>726766781
no i mean, everyone's political opinions are a product of the environment they surround themselves in

hang out with people of the opposite political spectrum for long enough and eventually it'll morph closer to them

unless... you're not actually human?
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>>726766855

But anon...

Reimu doesn't stutter

-Sweet Roll
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>>726762024

I love you Alice even if you make fun of my superior taste in tacos, and teasing me about having a bayd monitor.

I'm grateful of all the things you have done for me, please stay awesome.
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>>726767014
huh?
what are you talking about?
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>>726766855
Pic very related
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>>726762024
I always like this threads.
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>>726766781
don't you like dicks?
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>>726767031
B-but that simply isn't true. I mean, f-for sure, it is a major contributing factor t-to a majority of people.

But it is definitely possible to look at the evidence and chose to go against the people one is regularly immersed in. Hard, but possible.

>>726767126
What is t-to like about them?
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>>726766917
no stutter = not cooking mama

who are you and what have you done with the real reimo
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>>726766896
well, only if you look like op, if so, amazing baby, i will fuck you until there's no energy left in my body.
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>>726767206
S-sir, you've hit full retard.
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>>726767203
they feel good inside you. Or that's why I've been told.
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Alright Anonymous! Do you understand how to cook it now? It should look kinda like this at this point.

>>726766855
Oh god what...

>>726766987
Why not?

>>726767022
What? I am most certainly Reimu.

>>726767090
What? I've never made fun of you for the kind of tacos you like... wait, it's hard shelled, right?

...right?
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>>726762024
Vocaroo !!!
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>>726767203

pat my hed
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>>726767326
Fingers and t-tongue feel better, given a l-large percentage of women can't orgasm f-from penetration.
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>>726767223
I would slurp the shit juices straight out of your fucking asshole

I shit you not
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>>726762537
Reimu, how do you feel about jajangmyeon?
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>>726767203
Yeah, true, true. I'm just a very cynical person. I mean, 80% of the information we get is very carefully curated, anyway. It's so hard to form an opinion on things that's guaranteed to be "yours."

Also, sorry for messing with you. This thread is hilarious, I'm having a great time. Keep up the fun cooking stuff friend.
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So cute! <3
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>>726767411
I'd totally lick your delicious legs if you let me.
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I WANT TENDIES GIVE ME TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726766681
wait, you add the seasoning before you finish boiling the noodles? What in the name of RNGesus is wrong with you?
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>>726767552
no violens we ar nice
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>>726767251
i am only joking cooking mama, ilu long time
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>>726767403
((Pats Head))
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>>726767469
....w-why would forming an opinion that is "yours" b-be somehow better?

Look, I'm a scientist; every scientist builds on the scientists and mathematicians before them. Why? Because they hold the data! And the data is king; if the theory fails the data, the theory is discarded.

Why would being curated be bad? Data parsed through statistics is "curate", and it's BETTER to be curated. Without curation, you get homeopathy.

Most advances are made through tiny modifications and improvements on previous data and theories; sure, the advancement isn't entirely "yours", but "you helped" is a much much better way to make incremental improvements.

Einstein, Planck, and Schrodinger acknowledged and celebrated their predecessors, and how their theories, which revolutionized our thought, was built on them. Why don't you?
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>>726766853
>>726767569
i wonder to
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>>726767660
we git tedies oen way or anthoer
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>>726762024
Kill yourself
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Alright everyone! I hope you enjoy the ramen! Thank you all for coming!

>>726767391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SkdzksWM64

>>726767440
Never heard of it... sounds too expensive.

>>726767479
D'aww, thank you! I hope you enjoyed the show!
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Alice i mean Reimu where is my ramen !!! im hungry
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Comfy thread.
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>>726767921
in end we alway hav tendi
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>>726767945
thank you for the lesson, Reimu <3
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>>726767929
S-sorry, too much to do <4
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>>726767856
Exactly what I was thinking
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>>726767359
please marry me i love you
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>>726767312
what is that?
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>>726768036
your pic is rly cute!
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>>726767945
jokes aside tnx for the thread
hope you get well soon , start to miss your streams <3
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>>726767945
>>726767801

*snuggles you both*
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>>726767569
Wait what?!

I've never even cooked this before and I can tell you that's the right way to do it! You wanna cook the flavor into the noodles, not just have plain noodles in flavored water!
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>>726768138
you're really cute!
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>>726767801
Oh, no no, I was talking specifically about stuff like political opinions. Given how much money there's to be made in that field, what information you're given is usually very muddled and biased; it's difficult to go searching for information AND filter it out to be the truth. It's easy to lose yourself and become a product of your environment, politically speaking.

I mean, it's not *just a coincidence* that people of similar political and ethical ideologies tend to live around each other.
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>>726768207
Do you even ramen?
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THATS A MAN, BABY
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>>726768228
<3 thanks~

i want to see moar of her!!
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>>726768207
you did it right dont listen to the fuckers!!
.
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>mfw i thought this was a shrine thread

I posted twice but I lurked frequently to sleep and now i'm kinda sad.
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>>726767090
I'll let sip that one up just because you are an amazing person, sorry for the avatarposting <3
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>>726768207
my noodle packag tell me add tendi flavor after
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>>726764009
will you really read me a bedtime story over skype for 30$ I'm so down
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>>726768280
C-clearly you don't; at ramen shops in Japan, w-we always used to stir the flavors into the soup as w-well as provide condiments. It p-provides a more penetrating flavor.

>>726768396
It l-literally says "Cooking with Reimu"

>>726768470
I c-can do a vocaroo <4
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>>726768326
a little too busy to post a lot tonight <3 hopefully I'll see you around sometime, though?
>>726768396
you're welcome anywhere, hon.
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>>726768497
This is 'Murica, not Japland
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>>726768369
sure, you could look at a single building and find a diverse group of people, but didn't NYC overwhelmingly go blue last december?

googles, 80%. that's pretty homogenous, don't you think? people don't move to an apartment building based on its political stances, but they might do so for a city.

anyways i really hope i'm not antagonizing you. plsnobully
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>>726768537
Even if t-they don't have the money with w-which to do so!
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>>726768497
:O
woah!!! cute white shirt ^///^
i like classy business style like that!

>>726768533
;~;
i'm soo curious...
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The Book
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The place was dark and dusty and half-lost
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>>726768497
Yeah, and Reimu was the shrine maidens.

Comfy thread though, still wonder what happened to the threads.
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In tangles of old alleys near the quays,
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Reeking of strange things brought in from the seas,
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>>726762024
attention whore
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And with queer curls of fog that west winds tossed.
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So is there ever gonna be a chance of both of y'all cooking together in show?
Not like Hell's kitchen but more like Cooking with Paula Deen.
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Small lozenge panes, obscured by smoke and frost,
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Just shewed the books, in piles like twisted trees,
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Rotting from floor to roof—congeries
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>>726768812
S-sorry, not me <4

If y-you want to contact me and t-talk it out, here you go:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Instagram: nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
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Of crumbling elder lore at little cost.
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I entered, charmed, and from a cobwebbed heap
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I love Alice! Reimu's pretty okay too
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Took up the nearest tome and thumbed it through,
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Any way im out again tnx for the thread <3
-Ed
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Trembling at curious words that seemed to keep
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Some secret, monstrous if one only knew.
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>>726768979
I want to meet up and fuck that ass.
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Then, looking for some seller old in craft,
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I could find nothing but a voice that laughed.
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>>726768979
reimu i'm sorry

i'll never into politics again
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This is what /b/ needs more of.
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>>726769113
S-sorry, I've j-just now decided to be celibate.

>>726769180
W-we run threads every day dear
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>>726769214
For which I am happy. You make /b/ a better place. Without you there would be no hope for this shithole.
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>>726769349
I d-do my best <4 Though, b-be sure to watch my streams too~
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>>726769214
>tfw you're so disgusting you make someone celibate.
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>>726769349
You can dump your hope in my shithole bby
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>>726767856
>>726768064

They literally don't exist. You're lucky I don't use gore or granny porn instead.
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if you want fake sociopathic garbage com eto these threads

if you want real companioship hang with your bros in

women are worthless, the only plus is you can fuck them but its just not worth putting up with their shit.
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>>726769214

Lies.
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>>726769478
W-wow, way to discriminate against literally half the planet dude.

>>726769500
C-check my patreon f-for my schedule: alicemargatroid
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>>726769478
in where
????
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>>726769619
sad_green_frog.jpg

pls pat my hed or cant sleep
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I think I'm in love with you Alice.
is it hopeless?
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>>726769619

Oh, I have it pulled up 24/7, you can be sure. I refresh every so often to make sure you haven't switched up your schedule.
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>>726769395
I watch as many of them as I can. You're the best.
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>>726769619
your patreon is fucking hilarious
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>>726769619
consistintly women have been trash you stuttering homo
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>>726769772
G-glad you like it <4 I cobbled a l-lot of it together from the absurd requests p-people have made.

>>726769746
W-what. Really?

>>726769753
Oh p-please, I'm not even partner yet.

>>726769722
Yes.
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>>726769847
F-first, I'm a woman. Second, I'm bi.

T-third, you have enormous sampling bias d-dear. And an inability t-to spell.
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>>726769860
If you keep it up you'll be there in no time. You can do anything.
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>>726769860
>Yes.
</3
do you have a boyfriend or something?
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>>726769909
Bisexual? Well, we ARE learning.
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>>726769987
N-no, just standards <4

>>726769981
S-so can you dear <4
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>>726769987
she has learned how to love herself ^_^
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>>726769860
i will unironically end it if you do not pat my head.
You will never see another retarded green frog in your threads again.

Perhaps it is for the best...
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>>726770131
i want alice love and head pats tooo!!! <4
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>>726769909
my spelling is chalked up to nice brandy but your stuttering is attentionwhoring faggotry
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>>726769987
>trying to pick up chicks on /b/
r u 4 real
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>>726770057
what do you mean by 'standards' can you clarify?
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rip bump limit ;~;

- signed Theseius Luka
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>>726770226
>he hasn't fucked random cunt from 4chan
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>>726770220
S-sorry, it isn't <4

>>726770243
Things t-that exclude you <4
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>>726769619
>checks alice's stream schedule
>it's almost entirely while i'm at work
>can't watch
why even live
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>>726770057
We have that in common. I'm sure I'll make something of myself in time.
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>>726770378
Y-you can check out my youtube instead then <4

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA
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>>726770331
>Things t-that exclude you <4
You don't even know me!
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>>726770581
And I d-don't wish to~
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>>726770443
but it's not the saaaaaaaaame thiiiiiiiiiiiing as liiiiiiiiiiiive

also
>>726770331
fucking savage
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>>726770443
This is your final warning.
I am tying the noose as we speak.

If you do not pat my head you will have to live with the knowledge that you could've prevented the death of a retarded frog poster.

I hope you are able to live with yourself.
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>>726770654
It's j-just as good <4 Stockings look t-the same.
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Show cleavage
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>>726770617
FUCKING KEK
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>>726770617
:'(
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>>726770331
why the fukj else do you stutter on the damn internt then? what else besides attentionwhoring or being a gaywad do you need to stutter? to be more :approachable"? every man behind stuttering is a trap and everywoman is an attentionwhoring bpd whore.
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>>726770697
yeah, i guess so. thanks, i'll check it out.

>>726770674
do it
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>>726770875
S-sorry, but you are simply wrong. W-why would that need to be the only r-reason?

You are the one asserting I MUST be attention whoring; where is your evidence?
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>>726770882
B-be sure to subscribe s-so I can get a real URL!
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When are you going to use the celty's helmet on stream?
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>>726770930
you can do this weird roleplay thing without the stuttering, and if i remember 2hu dont stutter so its not "living to cannon"
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>>726770999
When it c-comes in; it's being custom m-made <4

>>726771063
Cannon? L-like....like you put on s-ships?

and I don't roleplay dear <4
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>>726771125
yeah, cannons.

i think he wants you to stream Blackwake
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>>726771193
N-never!
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alice is love
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>>726766681
Not like i'm swimming in shekels Alice

-terra
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>>726771248
but you get to drink tea in Blackwake

and it actually heals you
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