Good evening, Anonymous! Reimu here! I'm filling in for Alice tonight to show you how to cook!
Tonight's meal is a little too rich for my blood... but luckily she covered the expense so I could make it just for you!
What's there to lie about?
I'm glad you think so, because here's our dish for tonight!
So late.... I'm getting ready to go go work....
Hope you've had some improvement in sickness.
Sooo what you cooked tonight ?
and arent you abit late ?
also how your dealing with your sickness i take you have progress ?
I h-have, thank you <4
That is R-reimu, dear. She's n-not sick.
P-pay no mind to the woman b-behind the curtain!
I am l-literally right here dear.
Geez, with all the switching you two did i'm starting to get confused regarding who is who.
W-we are one in t-the same <4
Cooking w-with Reimu!
No s-stream tomorrow <4
Reimu is p-posting but I did t-the cosplay <4
oh god, with reimu's posting speed, this is going to take five fucking hours.
Well that clears things up. My advice giving centers are burning out from you not being around to give psych advice as of late (not that I don't enjoy it).
No stream huh. Well then. I have other plans to engage in hopefully next week things look up. I found a DBT seminar in my area too! .. It costs $500! So I'll be doing cheap-o CEUs instead.
Alice, whenever I masturbate, I think about licking your balls and deepthroating your big dick
I'm not sick at all!
Whoa, hey! That's something you'll only find out if you have at least three successful dates with me! For now, let's pick our tea... as is custom.
There is an order to these things! Tea first!
I wonder what it could be?
i want tendi i want tendi ii want tendi
T-that's my schedule, c-check it out on my patreon: alicemargatroid
What kind of tea did we get?
Good night everyone. Nice to see you back Reimu
Alright! Looks like we've got Super Irish Breakfast Black Tea! Higher than most teas in caffeine content, sure to keep you awake while you wait for me to finish cooking!
Hey now! I resemble that remark!
Yugi == Yami
Already do! In a general, philosophical... love your neighbor kind of way. Want some tea, made with love?
No matter what you say, I still think about them, and it makes my head feel dizzy...
You bring me joy. That's the bottom line!
Speaking of bottom...
No, no, nevermind, I'll spare you, have a good night !
sure, but how do i get stronger fonder love? affection and closeness?
D-don't have one <4
RAMEN ME REIMU RAMEN ME HARD !!!
No time for that! Gotta cook!
Alice already made those! What do you want, reruns?
By being my bestie! But that position has already been filled.
Wow, that's a shame. Well, have some!
Alice is right here!
If you're going to pry, I'm going to be blunt:
You get me off better than anybody else.
Every time, I rate 11
Reimu? What the hell is going on here?
How are you?
would you be able tell me who the lucky person is on steam? (at least drop hints or aliterate)
sure i'll be your bestie though :) if you like me, i'll feel comforted and happy all the same with loving care and tenderness~ <4
Alice! Remiu! Good to see more cooking episodes. I brought scones for you both~ carry on with cooking I am just going to enjoy my chips
Thanks for the tea, Alice
You always brighten my nights
S-she got unbanned, so she's c-covering for me <4
Now make sure you don't burn yourself on this step, Anonymous... don't watch the pot too closely, but keep an eye on it anyway!
A cooking show! I'm doing fine, though. How about you?
I'm Reimu, that's Alice!
How is that hard to understand?
The lucky one is me! And she's right here in this thread. No need for secrecy!
Wow Alice I've really done it. I have a lot of work due on Monday, I finished most of it but its been a very hard a week im also starting to lose all my friends because I lost my filter due to /pol/ and im very cynical because of /r9k/. Sucks balls man but God loves soap operas. Our purpose is to entertain God so Ill go sort myself out and come back iron pilled. God is perfectly just
I love you Alice <3 I always like to see your threads on here, hopefully I'll be able to tune into your stream one of these days. Hope you're feeling better, lovely. =)
If y-you stop using that awful meme, m-maybe.
Violating r-ruru 14 I think.
N-no gods no masters.
Tell me, what do 'you' love about yourself~ ?
T-tall enough <4
So I g-guess not then.
Do scones go with ramen? I wouldn't know, they are both too expensive for me.
Hey I'm the one who gave you the tea, dummy!
*blinks* W-which bones are you talking about? The elbows?!
What can you say that will make this one a 12?
Stopping by to see the chaos. Glad everything is going well~ Ramen for dinner? I'm down. I love a good bowl of soup~ I 'm also still sick :( "Now if you'll excuse me I have to go sandpaper my throat"
Alright, here I go...
It sure is a luxury, isn't it?
The connection we share, of course!
bruh, i know that feel
lefties are so funny to ridicule but i find myself browsing more and more racist shit that makes fun of myself and can feel myself slowly becoming what people call "alt-right"
i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose friends at this rate, but sjw's are too funny to not laugh at
Can we get the boy some Tendi, It makes me sad to see this face
I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone and neck are n-not harming m-my feminine image.
We s-shot this together dear.
If lulz are t-the only thing you want in y-your life, there are easier ways.
Scones go with tea..
Have another then! Happy Unbirthday!
"S-sorry, I bat f-for the other team"
yes, i see.
is there room in your heart though? for more?
im hungry Alice
come by my place and cook me something because im lazy
id let you cook ramen for me (you cant mess that for sure or you can...)
nah, lulz aren't that important, i just feel myself like...
it's like you could be a liberal, and if you browsed enough conservative stuff, eventually you'd become conservative
honestly everyone's political opinions that aren't about their own city are just forcefed and not actually their own
You're asking a woman who eats plain rice and dirt to bet on a game?
Pretty bad judgment you've got there.
Good for you, Anonymous. It's good to be true to yourself!
I don't understand what you mean at all...
Feel better soon, meido-san!
I'd say you're probably vastly overestimating your abilities in bed.
>I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone and neck are n-not harming m-my feminine image.
they make you seem...trappy
also i think the stutters would be better here
I'm q-quite sure my delicate collarbone a-and neck are not h-harming my f-feminine image.
*blinks* T-that's odd, given my political opinions aren't even close t-to anything "forcefed" to me.
But you do you man. Maybe t-that view was forcefed on you~
T-to the place they belong <4
The garbage, same as y-your tissues <4
P-pretty sure being petite is a female thing, b-but you do you dear <4
As for your critque on my stutters, you are simply wrong. Those stutters are awful.
Thank you Reimu~ Enjoy your evening and your ramen! I know it's a treat for you!
i ad tendi flavor after boil noodle is tat wrong
how would you react if I told you I want my sweat to drip down to your dick as you fuck me?
thanks hon <3
We are all good here at the diner.
Why the big Switcheroo??
Another bestie? Probably not, this one has me generating hearts all the time as it is.
Why do you keep calling me Alice?!
no i mean, everyone's political opinions are a product of the environment they surround themselves in
hang out with people of the opposite political spectrum for long enough and eventually it'll morph closer to them
unless... you're not actually human?
I love you Alice even if you make fun of my superior taste in tacos, and teasing me about having a bayd monitor.
I'm grateful of all the things you have done for me, please stay awesome.
what are you talking about?
B-but that simply isn't true. I mean, f-for sure, it is a major contributing factor t-to a majority of people.
But it is definitely possible to look at the evidence and chose to go against the people one is regularly immersed in. Hard, but possible.
What is t-to like about them?
Alright Anonymous! Do you understand how to cook it now? It should look kinda like this at this point.
Oh god what...
What? I am most certainly Reimu.
What? I've never made fun of you for the kind of tacos you like... wait, it's hard shelled, right?
Fingers and t-tongue feel better, given a l-large percentage of women can't orgasm f-from penetration.
Yeah, true, true. I'm just a very cynical person. I mean, 80% of the information we get is very carefully curated, anyway. It's so hard to form an opinion on things that's guaranteed to be "yours."
Also, sorry for messing with you. This thread is hilarious, I'm having a great time. Keep up the fun cooking stuff friend.
I WANT TENDIES GIVE ME TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
....w-why would forming an opinion that is "yours" b-be somehow better?
Look, I'm a scientist; every scientist builds on the scientists and mathematicians before them. Why? Because they hold the data! And the data is king; if the theory fails the data, the theory is discarded.
Why would being curated be bad? Data parsed through statistics is "curate", and it's BETTER to be curated. Without curation, you get homeopathy.
Most advances are made through tiny modifications and improvements on previous data and theories; sure, the advancement isn't entirely "yours", but "you helped" is a much much better way to make incremental improvements.
Einstein, Planck, and Schrodinger acknowledged and celebrated their predecessors, and how their theories, which revolutionized our thought, was built on them. Why don't you?
Alright everyone! I hope you enjoy the ramen! Thank you all for coming!
Never heard of it... sounds too expensive.
D'aww, thank you! I hope you enjoyed the show!
Alice i mean Reimu where is my ramen !!! im hungry
thank you for the lesson, Reimu <3
jokes aside tnx for the thread
hope you get well soon , start to miss your streams <3
I've never even cooked this before and I can tell you that's the right way to do it! You wanna cook the flavor into the noodles, not just have plain noodles in flavored water!
you're really cute!
Oh, no no, I was talking specifically about stuff like political opinions. Given how much money there's to be made in that field, what information you're given is usually very muddled and biased; it's difficult to go searching for information AND filter it out to be the truth. It's easy to lose yourself and become a product of your environment, politically speaking.
I mean, it's not *just a coincidence* that people of similar political and ethical ideologies tend to live around each other.
you did it right dont listen to the fuckers!!
I'll let sip that one up just because you are an amazing person, sorry for the avatarposting <3
my noodle packag tell me add tendi flavor after
C-clearly you don't; at ramen shops in Japan, w-we always used to stir the flavors into the soup as w-well as provide condiments. It p-provides a more penetrating flavor.
It l-literally says "Cooking with Reimu"
I c-can do a vocaroo <4
a little too busy to post a lot tonight <3 hopefully I'll see you around sometime, though?
you're welcome anywhere, hon.
Don't listen to the package, listen to me! A real chef knows when to screw the rules!
sure, you could look at a single building and find a diverse group of people, but didn't NYC overwhelmingly go blue last december?
googles, 80%. that's pretty homogenous, don't you think? people don't move to an apartment building based on its political stances, but they might do so for a city.
anyways i really hope i'm not antagonizing you. plsnobully
Even if t-they don't have the money with w-which to do so!
S-sorry, not me <4
If y-you want to contact me and t-talk it out, here you go:
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
if you want fake sociopathic garbage com eto these threads
if you want real companioship hang with your bros in
women are worthless, the only plus is you can fuck them but its just not worth putting up with their shit.
G-glad you like it <4 I cobbled a l-lot of it together from the absurd requests p-people have made.
Oh p-please, I'm not even partner yet.
This is your final warning.
I am tying the noose as we speak.
If you do not pat my head you will have to live with the knowledge that you could've prevented the death of a retarded frog poster.
I hope you are able to live with yourself.
why the fukj else do you stutter on the damn internt then? what else besides attentionwhoring or being a gaywad do you need to stutter? to be more :approachable"? every man behind stuttering is a trap and everywoman is an attentionwhoring bpd whore.