sup /b/ I live right by a highway, and at midnight tonight I'm

go join the peace corps. you'll get to go to far away places and help people rather than put some poor semi driver in therapy for the rest of his life.

>>726754381
>>726754514

Jumping in front of a semi is a terrible way to kill yourself.

Surely you can think of a better way?

nah I'm good. and fuck that semi driver nobody has ever shown me kindness so why should I show anyone else kindness?

>>726754602
I don't have money. give me a better way and I'll do it.

>>726754381
Where do live so we can check the news?

Some poor trucker is going to either:

A) kill you and get ptsd.
B) swerve and miss you and beat the shit out of you.
C) swerve and get in an accident killing himself or someone else.

Don't kill yourself this way.

>>726754381
Before you go can i have more of pic related?

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Be as happy as this guy

>>726754854
the way the land lays around the highway theres no way he'll see me coming.

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>>726754381
idk OP im doing semi-decently how bout you? Im just sitting watching Maximum Overdrive rn...

Also, consider the possibility that you don't die. Instead you get horribly mangled and have to spend the rest of your life on /b/.

>>726755229
then I'll do it again I suppose.

>>726755123
I'm doing pretty shitty, and have been for like a couple months now. what is maximum overdrive?

>>726754381
>"all I've ever known"
No wonder you're killing yourself

Can't you think of some more, idk... Creative way? Like jumping into a huge woodchipper??

>>726755398
don't know what your point was with that but okay.

>>726755540
I could? but why would I? who am I trying to impress? certainly not you.

>>726755364
Damnit OP you didnt get the jokes
1.)SEMI-decently its a pun m80
2.)Maximum Overdrive is a Stephen King book/movie about Semi-trucks getting controlled by aliens and start killing people.
that was the joke m8

>>726754762
Why are all /b/fag poor

>>726755627
sorry I've been awake a couple days on some drugs, not exactly thinking clearly.

why do you want to kill yourself?

>>726755855
I have nothing and nobody.

>>726754381
what if you die and wake up in torment for eternity? You'll regret it more than you've ever regretted anything in your existence

>>726755955
You have nothing and nobody, NOW.

>>726754381
>all you've ever known

Ky, seriously

>>726755955
do you not have hope anymore? maybe go out and meet some new people, go to a therapist, just don't do it man

>>726756026
Prove that will happen and I won't do it.

>>726755955

me too. why do you want to die though? things can change.

>>726754381
>>726754381

1. Make a suicide note saying how you know all the dirty secrets of Trump's election but your family has been threatened so you will take all your knowledge to the grave.
2. Fill your computer with the most disgusting porn in existence.
3. Fill a notebook with complete gibberish a la Voinich manuscript and hide it under your pillow.
4. ????
5. PROFIT

Protip: If you don't take anyone along for the ride you're doing it wrong.

>>726756120
shut the fuck up pussy

>>726756215
That's just the dice you roll OP. There is nothing I can't tell you to convince you.

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Don't make someone else kill you. I'm not judging you for being suicidal, I'm judging you for choosing one of the scummiest methods.

Grab some rope and jump or buy a gun. It's not like you'll need the money where you're going.

http://lostallhope.com/ has some good information on methods. I don't think you should kill yourself, but if you're going to do it, do it right.

>>726754381
you'll ruin the life of that trucker. he'll have to live with that for the rest of his life, the images burned into his memory. truckers are solitary people, often have nobody to go home to, its why they take the job. the guilt could drive him to killing himself as well. the fact he wont make it to his destination with the goods hes carrying might cost him his job. if the details arent clear he could get arrested. he could stop short and cause multiple car pile ups that kill other innocent people.

you really wanna die? we cant stop you. but dont be a selfish fuck.

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>>726756304
didn't read because I could tell it was a shitpost from the first 10 words.

>>726754381
More of that girl op?

What's with all the people telling me not to go out this way? I feel like I'm on a christian forum.
>inb4 you're a selfish scumbag
I know I'm a scumbag that's why I'm leaving.

>>726756478
got that pic on a thread earlier sorry bro

>>726756648
Because we don't want you to kill other people. You're an adult, it's your business if you kill yourself, just don't force it on others.

>>726754762
Sell everything you own. Make an exception for your car if it's worth less than $1000, otherwise sell it and buy a cheaper one on craigslist. Leave with the clothes on your back and see how far you can make it before you die of exposure in the wilderness. If you're not on another continent you're a fucking pussy.

>>726756195
no I have absolutely no hope. I try to meet new people but people are just shit.
>>726756234
I'm not willing to wait that long.

>>726756648
You have two realities. Either you die and everything is black and never happened or you burn for eternity. Neither is worth it. You need Christ in your life.

>>726756648
go blow all your money on candy and drugs before you kill yourself, dumbass. stimulate the economy and go out on a high note.

>>726756648
if you really wanted to punish yourself you'd only punish yourself, nobody else

>>726756648

what is wrong with having nothing and no one?

It has its benefits.

I have nothing and no one too.

I have 3 dollars in my bank account, and I'm 40 years old. I've made less than 1000 dollars in the past 8 years.

I haven't had a relationship or friends for years.

So I know how you feel.

But dying just guanetees you won't have those things.

You can do things to try and experience new things. Yes, you will probably fail. I did too.

But if you try you can experience new things. Death doesn't solve anything.

I feel suicidal a lot too. But I'm okay with being alone and poor.

>>726756862
did it ever occur to you I don't own anything? at least anything of enough value to fund me traveling around.
>>726756800
man the demographic of this website must be a fucking joke now

>>726754381
better than you

>>726756419
still better than crossfit

>>726757017
the ends justify the means. people are shit anyways. maybe I'll leave a note that says sorry for the trucker.

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>>726754381
>>726756478
Here you go

>>726757113
We didn't support murdering innocent people in the old days either.

>>726757037
How are you on the internet and how do you live on making $1000 every decade?

>>726757037
well that's great for you but I'm not okay with being alone and poor.

>>726757349
Probably NEET.

>>726757329
>we
stop saying that. speak for yourself pussy.

>>726757113
>man the demographic of this website must be a fucking joke now

now? just now? this place has been shit for 10 years faggot where you been newfag

>>726757275
no it fucking doesnt and yeah you're proof they're shit cause you dont give a fuck about anyone but yourself

there are plenty of quick and easy ways to die that dont involve harming others fuckface

>>726757349
family gives me food and a place to live. they aren't rich either. They are just kind.

My ex-wife divorced me and I moved back home. I haven't even unpacked yet. I just exist.

So I know how OP feels.

But it is okay to be alone and poor. You didn't do anything wrong. Depression hurts. People who don't have it don't understand.

>>726757563
Sounds like you don't have depression, you just don't have a spine

>>726757523
yeah I'm sure you've been getting on here a real long time. and guess what? I don't give a fuck about anyone else but myself, you're right. but other people drove me to that mentality. so fuck all of you.

>>726754381
Dude wtf? I bet you've never poopsmoked in your life whatever age you may be

If you get the good shit, it gets you high as shit nigger

During your first trip you will have self revelations and you will no longer want to kys fgt

Then you will want to maintain your new lifestyle of being a poopsmoker by cultivating your own batches of medical butthash and being part of the wonderful culture of poopsmokers

srsly OP do what i told you and don't kill yourself, where do you live? If you live near me i'll hook you up with some of my personal stash, best shit in the fucking area

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>>726757917
I genuinely fucking laughed at that. thanks man.

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teh fuck you gonna jack up some innocent truck driver's day for?

do something useful with yourself and take out cheeto hitler or the ceo of walmart before you go

>>726757113
>did it ever occur to you I don't own anything?
You don't have a cell phone? A computer? Any furniture?

Take a temp job, work for a week, buy an old ten speed bicycle and some panniers. Or sneak onto a train. Or just start walking. Try to hitchhike. Dumpster dive at grocery stores. What have you got to lose?

Y'all are funny as fuck

>>726758086
Is it OP?

>>726758289
iSpy a newphag

>>726756310
Do a flip faggot

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>>726758524

something tells me the thread won't go on for much longer so peace out dudes. thanks for joining me tonight.

>>726754381
im doing well, last night on /b/ in awhile. phone isn't super easy to use on the site. webms are shit.

>>726759270
Thanks lori

>>726754381
pretty good. at an AA meeting. I hope it's a quick death man, I would kill someone first though. pick someone shitty

I was a kissless dateless virgin until I was 22. I wanted to kill myself then.

I just spent every waking hour trying to get any girl to pay attention to me. Eventually I got one. I took a bus to see her 12 hours away. Had sex.

Married her, moved in, had a kid, had a threesome with her best friend, she cheated one me, she divorced me.

I wouldn't have had all those things if I killed myself at 22.

You don't know what the future holds. Yes, life sucks and it is hard. Bad things are gonna happen. But I have that threesome to think about.

Find joy in the successes. Hold on to them tight. Yes, you have it harder than everyone else. It is true. You lost the dice roll of life.

But you can still live a fulfilling life if you just don't expect anything.

I jacked off to a WWE wrestler I had a crush on. I love cum on the face pictures. And if I had killed myself, I wouldn't have jacked off to Paige getting a facial. Yes, I'd perfer to be the guy giving it, but at least I got to experience a fantasy.

Life is pointless. Meaningless. For everyone. There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. This is it. This is all you get and you have. Then you will die and the world will go around.

The world does not care. Embrace it. Don't deny it.

Go out with a bang OP. Forget the semi truck. Take out some scum politician with you. A knife can do the job and they aren't expensive.

>>726754381
So you don't want to find out how Game of Thrones ends?

>>726755955
why not get used to it? I mean, I got used to it so why can't you? It's easy.

>>726759514
>I jacked off to a WWE wrestler I had a crush on. I love cum on the face pictures. And if I had killed myself, I wouldn't have jacked off to Paige getting a facial. Yes, I'd perfer to be the guy giving it, but at least I got to experience a fantasy
nigger u w0t

>>726759514
the negatives outweigh the positives in life man. I don't know why ANYONE sticks around. Sure I have some good memories and shit but if you know it's just gonna get bad again and again why keep going? are the good times really worth it to you?

>>726754381 (OP)
find hobbies, try to distract yourself from the loneliness

so she dead rite?

>>726760020

you haven't been paying attention... go forth and find what the porn god have given.

>>726760202
u sum gay faggot or sum shit nigger?

>>726760051

yeah man, I hear you. Life sucks. I know. I have had it hard too.

But you really don't know what the future holds.

Take some chances, get out of your comfort zone.

Even if it is only once in awhile.

Life is meaningless. People look for answers but there is none.

The earth will spin either way. Life will go on.

>>726760395

I JERKED OFF TO WWE WRESTLER PAIGE GETTING CUM ON HER FACE.

is that clear enough for you?

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>>726760020

>>726754689
Probably just bait .. smells like a ripe mackeral. But have made an observation. Not only are you a lil pussy. Whine whine going to kill myself (you're on the freaking Internet, you're better off than most people in the world). But you are an inconsiderate prick. And you wonder why you feel the way you do about other people. No one owes you anything. You've got to earn it.

>>726760559
you're right life is meaningless, the earth will spin whether I'm here or not. thanks for caring about my survival even if it's slight. But I'm just gonna go out and find out what goes on after this shit.

old fag here
FWIW I wanted to kill myself with a loaded shotgun I kept under my bed at age 21. Daily drinker, ran a little movie of suiciding myself all hte time in my head. I got some help and went to outpatient alcohol rehab.

25 years later, I'm really, *really* glad I didn't do that, for a whole lot of reasons.

>>726760879
that's cool, say what you want about me dumbass it's not gonna change the outcome. how does it feel to know you just wasted a minute typing that stupid fucking message?

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>>726760686

>>726761139
Feels good knowing I'm going to be here tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, etc etc still being able to type stupid messages all I want. Where will you be sucker?

if you're really going to kill yourself poast your ID and SSN so we can have fun with it and look up your obit.

>seriously tho just sleep for a few days and please rethink this

>>726760987

nothing man, this is it. when it is over it is over.

That's why it isn't worth it. It doesn't solve the problem. You just stop.

That's why you should just go out and do something silly. It doesn't matter.

Borrow 10 dollars friends family it doesn't matter, go to McDonalds. Flirt with the 16 year old cashier. Don't give a fuck what she thinks. Make her think your nuts.

Walk around the restaurant, talk to people out of the blue. Just say fuck it and do everything you've been afraid to do.

Take a chance and just do something. It doesn't even matter what it is. Nobody knows the results or what path it will lead.

Go to meetup.com, go to a board game meetup and pretend your a pirate for the entire thing. Never go back.

Show up to the female black entrepreneur group. Say you got it wrong and stick around anyway.

Just do something to do it without care.

>>726761150

If that makes me gay, then I'm fucking gay. That shit was so cash.

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>>726754381
Do not make suicide threads OP.

Pic related. Talk to someone.

Do a flip

>>726761461
I'm gonna be out of this shit hole yo. but if memes and shitposts keep you going, more power to you!

I'm driving a semi...where you at ?
ill speed up and everything

>>726762241
417 motherfucker

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>>726757303

But OP what if there is no semi at midnight?

Not good man, since I had my heart crushed by this girl 4 years ago I've never had a crush again, not even with my gf...
But it's happening again with this chick of my college, she's gorgeous af, we talked on the beginning of our course, about my hobbies of fixing motorcycles, boxing and listening to old rock classics, but for some reason I never went through, even feeling I should. Now she's dating this dude with a motorcycle, kickboxer, the same hair/beardstyle as mine. The terrible thing is that I can't do nothing about it, I just see myself as some creepy mofo if I talk to her now.


Now I'm just reliving the meaning of the word "having a crush" on someone. It's terrible and it's all my fault.

>>726762855
I'm sorry dude. OP here. Relationships always took a shit on me too, I feel for you.

>>726762855

yep, I gave everything up for my ex-wife... she dumped me when I got sick.... I'm the one who suffers... she found another guy who made three times the amount of money I made... and I have to watch my son drive away in this guys new truck... and I still haven't recovered from the divorce.

>>726762224
Keep me going, ya. One of the many things. b/ is interesting entertainment. Got off work from my second job, surfing the net while earing, heading out soon to go shoot some pool w a few friends or who ever is there. Life's what you make of it. Take pleasure in small things. It really adds up.

>>726763026
>>726763193
Everybody uses this term crush in the wrong way, it's not a funny or a happy feeling. It's something harmful, maybe with lasting effects, I think the first disappointment stopped me from trying again with this girl and this is fucking crushing me again. Maybe it's just my nerves or the beggining of a neurosis... Just wish things were easier, like knowing what's for me and what it isn't.

If you're gonna kill yourself don't fucking have some innocent guy's life impacted by your being a pussy.

If you are going to commit, donate your organs to people who actually have use for them.

>>726764245
How about fuck you?

>>726764245
This but I don't have any better ideas

Look man, I'm guessing you've hit rock bottom. If that's the case, the only way to go now is up. You've got nothing left to lose. Nobody to impress. Nobody to make happy. Instead of killing yourself, look at it this way. Since nobody cares about you, that also means nobody is important enough for you to care about them. That's clear by the fact that you're killing yourself. Instead, go up. With nobody in your way, you can do fucking anything without a care in the world. The only thing you've got going for you is how fucking aggressive you are. Life is shit. You have to be shittier to be happy. You've already been fucked by the long trap dick of Mother Nature. You might as well fuck the cunt back.

>>726765737
I appreciate you trying to help me man. The world needs more people like you. But save your breath for someone who's gonna listen. Take care brother.

>>726766863
Fckn A dude...the best I can do now is hope you change your mind. Here's a good song to listen to before you go out.

https://youtu.be/KMciOb6eU24

>>726754514
you have to not be retarded to join

>>726754381
I just cancelled all the semi trucks that were headed down your road

>>726767179
Thanks for the recommendation I love it!

>>726767301
(YOU)

>>726761775
It'll be recorded and spread throughout the internet and maintained throughout history. Won't be able to live it down

>>726755955
U have dubs...

Live stream pls.