One word /b/: sexual frustration

NIGGER

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>>726752781
"sexual frustration" is two words.

>>726752781
Just use your hand, it feels the same.

I suffer from erratic hormonal rages in my groin.

This is what a true /b/ thread should look like.

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Fuckin... metaphor for your faggot ass.

>>726752781
only two things you can do about it:
>have sex

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>>726754910
Yeah, but with a willing partner. That's the trick.

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aaaanyway, fuck y'all, i'm drunk so i'm gonna post hot pussy.

>>726755405
>>726755328
>Continue

>>726752781
This image triggers me, in the pants

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>>726755553
Fuck you.
I will continue.

>>726755837
Good ;) These are great

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>>726755405
>>726755837
>tfw you will never know what these feel like

>>726756049
>>726755971
bump

>>726752781
Two words, OP: faggot

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>>726756130
Honest advice dude, save up money until you can afford a professional escort (ie: not addicted to drugs and expensive) and find one that will take your virginity with conscientiousness.

>>726756480
I've been thinking about it, but I'm too much of a pussy to say I'm a virgin in front of an escort. I would probably rather just go for it and pretend like I know what the fuck im doing.
I don't know if that's a good idea tho.

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>>726756771
Honest truth: she will know immediately.
There is no shame in being a virgin and paying someone to take it from you. The best advice I can give you is to just get fucked. If that means lying to an escort about your virginity, then so be it. To thine own self be true.

To thine own self be true.

It is so important to just be yourself. Do not apologize for who you are. Love yourself. Make it your goal in live to love everyone else, but first love yourself.

<-- There's a cervix, just so you know I'm being real.

bumperinerooo

>>726757354
This hits me right in the giantess fetish

>>726757354
Fuck, you're right. I just wanna get it done with so I can feel what it's like. Maybe then I'll feel better or at least different than before.

>>726757354
what the fuck, that thing is the cervix? I could always feel it when I fingered my girlfriend and thought what the fuck is that weird round thing in there? and when we fucked I could feel my dick hitting it and kind of slipping past it and she complained it really hurt if I went all the way in so I could never just thrust 100% like an animal the way i wanted to so sex was really tame

she was my only girlfriend/only fuck and she was a "virgin" too. said she got curious and went at herself with a hairbrush so she didn't have a hymen, and she seemed genuinely fucking clueless when we fucked so I guess I believed her but I dunno. regardless, I'm basically still a virgin as far as sexual knowledge goes.

>>726757987
Underage B&.

>>726758315
i'm 25 and homeless m8

if i didnt have this gig as a truck driver i'd have nowhere to fucking sleep

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>>726757897
I lost my virginity with a woman I had been seeing regularly. She was a good person, and cared about me.

Long story short, I could not achieve orgasm. I felt nervous and self-conscious. I liked it though.

Here's my advice: you cannot control every aspect of the occasion upon which you lose your virginity, so just get it over with. There is no achievement bonus for putting your dick in a puss for the first time. If you have a special person to do this with, then great! If you don't, then find someone who will nurture you in a professional capacity.

Just don't fall in love if you hire someone to fuck you. Seriously. DO NOT FALL FOR HER.

>>726753481
smells better too

>>726757897

It's like jerking off with a weak grip. It's fun making her moan and squirm. See an escort bud if you can't wheel any

>>726757987
That's a dickhead, you dickhead.
Piece of plastic in a foreskin

>>726758860
That's the thing about professional sex workers. Part of their job is to generate intimacy, which is a key aspect of sex, but it is artificial. It is about the money with them, not you.

>>726758860
Do you have more speculum shit /b/ro?

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>>726759217
You got me. This is just a dickhead with the foreskin pulled away by a piece of plastic.

>>726758860
>>726759118
Thanks for the advice anons, I've been on the fence about this situation for some time, but I think I'm ready to get it done. I'm still young and all, but i don't wanna end up like a wizard or some shit.

>>726759485
I'll suck your d if you're bi

>>726756049

Fresh

>>726759570
Sure, I don't mind, no anal tho.

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>>726759305
pervert...

>>726759636
Location? Prob won't be near me but if you are... If not I'm sure another /b/tard will drop in.

>>726759674
I won't deny it

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>>726759935
Fuck you man I won't suck your dick. I'd rather cut it off. That's some other faggot. I'm just here to post cervixes.

>>726759935
Norway mate, so probably way off from wherever you are.

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>>726760077
Also, I have no idea how /b/ works... and im drunk

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Great, I post a thread about my sexual frustration and I wind up with a Norwegian trying to suck some faggot virgin's dick...

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>>726760186
Godspeed, dude. Those captchas start getting fucking hard when you're drunk.

>>726760077
I never offered to suck your dick. Look at my post again, the second reply is to (You).

>>726760186
>Also, I have no idea how /b/ works
So I see :P Keep posting, you are forgiven, these are gold dust.

>>726760090
Scotland so closer than you think :P But yeah too far, /soc/ might help tho.

>>726760297
You'e mixing it up dude, I'm the virgin Norwegian, some other guy wanted to suck my dick.

>>726760410
Fuck, oh well.

>>726760330
MODS MODS MODS

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>>726760647
lol

bump for more cervixes

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Fuck this. I'm off to fuck my supermodel wife right in her fucking cervix. /b/ is too complicated for the socially functional, and so the socially dysfunctional will continue to suffer in their strange networked limbo.

Hire a fucking escort who will be nice.

>>726760533
>Fuck, oh well.
Sorry dude

>>726761278
Shame, I was enjoying your porn

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>>726754910
I'd rather stick my head in the oven

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>>726761849
Shit. I;m so drunk I forgot how to event do the captach. I wasn't clicking the im not a robot bullshit.

How terrible would a robot have to be to bother impersonating me... jesus that's a sad robot...

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>>726762141
That lookd like your mom

>>726762287
Haha yeah captcha sucks when you're drunk af.

Out of interest what about cervixes turns you on?

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Fuck me

>>726752781
i've never had that. i'm not sure if i should believe anyone that claims it. just have a wank. what's so hard about that?

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>>726762664
Nothing about a cervix is intrinsically arousing to me. What turns me on is the fact that it is attached to a woman who is willing to open herself up and be photographed with, essentially, internal organs on display for the wanton sexual arousal of whoever may happen upon the image.

The women who allow for the photographic documentation of their cervices possess not only boundless confidence, but also sexual power and wantonness. That is what turns me on. The verification that primal, shameless, sexual women exist. Or at leas that the fantasy can be purchased.

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>>726762737
Man.

It's complicated.

My sexual needs are social.

I don't just want sexual release, I want sexual affirmation.

I need to have my sexuality validated by another human being.

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K, I'm done. goodnight, just look up your own cervix porn. I'ts the internet, jesus.

>>726763555
so would a romantic cuddle session without intercourse do the same?

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>>726764092
That is a good question. I do not think so, but it may provide some modicum of release. Either way, my girlfriend is asleep, so I won't have that either.

But that does not get to root of the issue, which is sexual validation.

I would define sexual validation of a human male thusly:
Making a male human feel sexually desirable.

It's hard to do this in a strictly sexual capacity without also getting erotic/sexual.

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>>726764706
No fuck this. I just read this post back again and it's at least 30% stupid. Fuck this.

I want to fuck a woman who wants to be fucked by me. It's that simple.

It's the male M.O., verbatim, for all of recorded history.

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>>726765023
I mean, I'm pathetic. I'm posting pictures of cervices with the hope that it will cause some people to read my stupid attached message.

tell me how tiny my penis is

>>726765023
yes that makes sense. so it's partly about instincts and partly about ego.
i think working on that ego part could save you a lot of grief. maybe you can please your ego in different ways too that aren't dependant on others.

>>726756864
that bush is fucking perfect, moar?

>>726765213
You're not pathetic, that's just /b/

If it makes you feel better I like your cervixes because I have a giantess fetish and imagine being stuck inside those vaginas, now THAT'S pathetic.

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>>726765941
Somce you askes

>>726765708
She has shit on her hole.

>>726763555
i feel this on many levels.

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>>726766479
Yeah. That's the point of the picture. Welcome to the wide world of sexuality.

There's something for everybody.

>>726766260
who is this?

>>726753027
This

>>726762141
Annie Dillard?

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>>726757354
thnx 4 ur cervix

>>726769222
Best reply ever.