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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your room. At exactly 3:37 AM Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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Nce
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>>726747821
the evil doggo has eaten Teddy. He's gone forever.
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Sup teddy
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>>726747821
teddy pls
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>>726748050
My hero
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thanks doggo
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>>726747821
o shit
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>>726747821
Post
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lol, help lol
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>>726748050
ty dad
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>>726747821
Too bad I'm going to be at work. Kinda puts a wrench in that stupid fucking plan, huh dipshit?
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>>726747821
Fuck you, cunt
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oooooh so scary
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>>726747821
k.
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Five Nights at Teddys
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sp00ky trips
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>>726747821
k
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>>726747821
kkkkkk
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>>726748777
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Hot
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Suh dude
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K
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Fug
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>>726747821
Posting
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Once again, i ask you. Why does it matter that teddy is dead? How does him being dead make removing my eyes worse than a live person removing my eyes?

I feel as though it would not matter to be if teddy was alive, dead, or a wombat, all i would care about is the status of my eyes.
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i hate you
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kkkk
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>>726747821
Love him
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Fuck. You.
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>>726747821
fuck
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fu
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>>726747821
Teddy is a faggot like the op of this thread.
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ha teddy can't hurt me if the ice pick is broken
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>>726747821

kk ted
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>>726747821
whats good teddy i havn't seen you since middle school
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K
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>>726747821

Not if I take his eyes first. Fuck off, Teddy
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>>726747821
Hi ted
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>>726747821
Teddy should be aware I have many far larger things than a broken ice pick in my house
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K
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>>726747821
Jokes on you, I'll be on my way to work by then.
faggot.
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>>726747821
k.
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postin
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I'm sp00ked
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>>726749339
But what if Teddy works there too?
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ass
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Postin
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don't even know why I'm posting. I could totally wreck his ass
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>>726747821
Fuck
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Your move, >>726747821
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>>726747821
I hope so
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>>726747821
no
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>>726747821
Nothing better to do
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Dicks out for teddy
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>>726749594
I bet he would like you wrecking his ass
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no u
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Posting
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He just saw me masturbating
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>>726748050
Kek
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>>726747821
Alright fair enough then
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i'm the militant atheist type and i don't believe in ghosts or astrology or anything magic but i needed to comment because i don't wanna see those eyes again
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u
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>>72674782
ffffffffuuuuucckk!
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>>726748050
Is evil doggo even evil?
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Oh yeha
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jo freddy
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teddy chill bro
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>>726747821
Hello, Facebook.
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>>726749937
he killed this thread so I'd say he is pretty chill
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>>726748991
You bring up a good point
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>>726747821
Under protection of immunity can, just being safe.
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Its time to stop
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>>726748777
This nigga right here. IS NO ONE GONNA NOTICE THIS?
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>>726748050
thank you
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wow cool so original
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>>726747821
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pls no
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>>726747821
No he won't
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AAAHHHHH
FUCK OFF TEDDY
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>>726747821
ugh fuck
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>>726750145
Your mom noticed.
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>>726750145
It was already noticed dipshit
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teddy
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FUCK you
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ok, then. I have now posted
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Teddy what happened to you
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>>726747821
teddy pls no
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Kk
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Hi
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>>726748777
checkd
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K
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I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN
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thanks for that.
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tiddy
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>>726747821
got it dud3
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>>726747821
fuck you
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Ok
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Wiw
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>>726748050
Get rekt teddy, get fucked by doggo!! YEEHAHAHAHAJ
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>>726747821

N word
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(original comment here)
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SICK
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Sup daddy
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>>726747821 teddy's gonna have to deal with my ex-wife
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Fuck niggers
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>>726750790
You get a picture of a blemmyae
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Eat my poo
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when gravity falls and earth become sky fear the beast with just one eye
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stop with this normie shit
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>>726747821
Great way to start an acid trip.
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>>726747821
post
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>>726751053
Your poo eats you
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>>726751257
kek
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>>726747821
i love black women but im too scrawny and having trouble with my life to be with anyone
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>>726747821
im at work until 6 a.m. so teddy can go fuck himself
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in this thread
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>>726748050
my love
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hahah nice
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Teddy more like Deady am I right
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teddy is high from the looks of it.
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i cant risk that fam
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>>726748050
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Just to be safe
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>>726751563
Teddy will, all over your bed.
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>>726747821
Teddy more like daddy am I right. Hope he fists me.
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>>726747821
Ghey
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Deeeem
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8fqDnJMzn0

I like a creepy pasta thread
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WELL FUCK
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Golly it's 3:17 am already! I can't wait to receive my sweet relief
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>>726747821
immunity cat doesnt care about retarded teddy

OP is a fag
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Fuck off teddy
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>>726751928
wut 0_0
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>>726747821
Oh fuck
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Ugh
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Yup bc teddy can be in multiple places at once, you fuckin sperg
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>>726751928
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>>726747821
Posted.
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hgnrg
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Well whoda thunk it
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>>726751928
fuck you I was getting ready for bed
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raviolli raviolli teddy eat my asshole
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>>726748050
get fuked teddy
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Safe
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cool. cool cool cool.
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>>726751928
fake
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>>726747821
Teddy removed OP's balls with an icepick a few years ago, and now he's trying to shift attention away from himself.
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>>726748050
luv u doggo
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safe
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>>726748050
thanks pupper
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no teddy
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suck it teddy
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thank fuck
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>>726751928
fake as fuck
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>>726747821

Please dont
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Oh
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>>726747821
bark
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hey teddy
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yeesh
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>>726748050
Ty
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Thank doggo
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kys
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hate
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>>726751928
nigga u gay
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>>726751928
what am I lookin at here
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>>726747821
teddy suck dick
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If Teddy wants to remove my virginity instead that would be nice. Broken ice pick is optional.
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duly updootarootapooted
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>>726747821
fuck off teddy
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>>726747821
fuck
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Fuffk
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Nah.
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>>726747821
Well... k
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>>726752335
You would like that.
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>>726752507
How did Teddy remove something that did not exist?
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>>726748050
ty doge
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>>726748050
thank doggo
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Hell no
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oh no
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>>726747821
My nigga
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ty doggo
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noperino
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>>726751928
whattheFUCK
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>>726747821
Ted Cruz is in my room?!
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>>726747821
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>>726747821
OP is a faggot. :)
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>>726747821
K
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>>726747821
o.o
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>>726747821
teddy looks like a P U S S Y
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Oh kay.
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Pls no
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>>726747821
raul
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O no m8
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>>726747821
pls no
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Fgts
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>>726754356
That rat looks like a penis in the thumbnail. Maybe it's just the way the person is holding it. I'd be careful, it's kind of misleading.
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Do it tiddy
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>>726747821
Tits or GTFO, Teddy.
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ok
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>>726747821
I get up for work at 3am. I hope Teddy is preparing his anus for morning wood.
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>>726751928
OH MA GAWD
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I am afraid
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>>726747821
scary stuff
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>>726754872
He is going to steal your morning wood.
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whoag
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teddy could get this dick
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rollerino
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>>726747821
>Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)17:38:38 No.72
fuck i am paranoid af dude, schizo aint fun
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>>726747821
fuck off
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>>726751743
thx
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Ok fuck you
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>>726748050
henlo dog

thanks doge
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no pls
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k
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>>726747821
Nigger
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Nooooo
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i wish i was dead
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>>726748050
thank
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>>726753075
Lets fucc
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>>726747821
Id finally not have to see the disappointment in my parents' eyes

Too late now though
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>>726747821
k
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Y teddy pls no
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>>726747821
dont do it teddy
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>>726747821
i welcome the abyss
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black people are the best
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>>726747821
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>726747821 memes
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does teddy know where dad is
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>>726747821
>this thread again
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>>726748050
There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.
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>>726747821
lol not tonight mate
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>>726747821
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FU Teddy, leave me alone!!
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mfw banned from /b/
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>>726747821
Fug u teddy
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good
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>>726748050
>>726747821
thank you evil doggo
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>>726747821
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im not gay
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Plz no
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what timezone we are talking about?
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>>726747821
nigga it's 4 am
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Pl0x n0
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protected
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ok ;)
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Ffs
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Fuck off Teddy
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>>726748050
This is good doggo
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>>726747821
How'd he die
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Jews
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Fuck i cant risk it
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>>726756100
The faggot zone.
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>>726748050
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Guys I don't think this is real. I didn't post last time and I only lost 1 eye
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fuck off teddy
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Oh no
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>>726747821
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>>726747821
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Pls stob dis shid
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>>726747821
teddy no plz
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Again with this shit Teddy, get a fucking job
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>>726747821
This is me. I'd rather not go blind so I'm going to post in this thread
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Thanks Doggo
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>>726747821
Ayyylmao
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oh faaack off
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>>726747821
damn
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Hup
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>>726747821
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>>726748050
Thanks doggo
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Kys
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I'd rather that he plow me in the arse
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>>726747821
Hope teddy likes my cum
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Kk, whatever
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fake and gay
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I like this game
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>>726747821
...
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>>726756808
He is a child you sick fuck.
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as
df
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>>726747821
lit
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>>726748050
Good doggo
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>>726747821
This is a big one
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Why do these people exist
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>>726747821
Fucking end me
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Fuck you
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>>726757008
To make you butthurt.
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that sounds great
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i dont wanna die
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>>726748050
good pupper
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>>726747821
at least the people who don't post here won't have to see all the horrible shit that plagues the world today
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I like my eyes tyvm
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okie dokie
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motherfucker
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checkem
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k
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