Why people with the highest level of autism are always sexually frustrated adult males?
Because pussy's a pussy. Even if it's retarded and has special needs. After all, every woman has needs which when filled grant access to their cunt.
As for dicks, there's plenty to go around. So why settle for the manchild?
Turbo autistic men don't get laid and all their relationships with females are superficial. Ergo they form retarded fantasies which in they're stuck for all eternity.
Apparently you haven't heard the news.
Have you seen any of his recent videos? I mean, there's no fucking way someone is that disgusting. It has to be satire... please tell me it's satire.
Not in your sweat dungeon, that's for sure.
You got to go outside and socialize with people, especially in places where men chaise tail.
Currently noboby knows that you exist. It's either because you don't go into places where people socialize or you're not being obvious enough.
Also, you got to be moderately good looking and not hyper-antisocial. By default hambeasts and hobo-tier lunatics don't get laid. Ever.
thanks for the mammaries
Oh my god thank you I loved all of that. I'll be sure to take the advice of going outside more, but probably most likely 100% will not.
This hambeast hates talking to mindless retards face to hambeast face, so for now I think I'll stay online and sift through all of the posts of infected dicks to punish my edetic memory.
Bad with a capital B, Jim.
Chris is obviously losing the meager grip he had on any remaining sanity.
I'd actually be inclined to feel pity for him, but then remember what a raging asshole he actually is.
Nope, he seemed quite content with life.
Take a wild guess what happened!
>Bitch acting like tumblr doesn't exist
>[Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together]
I'm fucking dying
he brought them home with him and they didn't know he was actually a man
Y-y'all got the pussy, [voice goes up a few octaves] that I'm happy to work. [camera suddenly filled with fat back and hog gels]
>parks in a handicapped zone
>prowling playgrounds like a creeper
>also pic related
>convince bob to buy life and fire insurance
>unmask Julie early, sell collectables, and become Bob's benefactor
>Purchase land deed to private island in the bahamas, ace the ATE event during first tropical storm to find hundreds of waifus washed upon the shore
After the credits we see old-man CWC being approached by Nick Fury
Use to have a friend that'd bitch about how he couldn't get any girls, and all he wears is MLP merch.
That and he "patrols" his college campus in a cloak to "protect" his fellow classmates.
Nearly got arrested once.
This thread shall LIVE
HOLY SHIT! Is that Kim Kardashian?! Didn't know Chris could pull minge like that!