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Why people with the highest level of autism are always sexually

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Why people with the highest level of autism are always sexually frustrated adult males?
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>>726746036
Because pussy's a pussy. Even if it's retarded and has special needs. After all, every woman has needs which when filled grant access to their cunt.

As for dicks, there's plenty to go around. So why settle for the manchild?

Turbo autistic men don't get laid and all their relationships with females are superficial. Ergo they form retarded fantasies which in they're stuck for all eternity.
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>>726746424
I'm a feline autist, where the fuck is my dick?
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>>726746424
I'm a female autist, where the fuck is my dick?
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>>726747108
>>726747149

Proof. Shit
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>>726746036
Apparently you haven't heard the news.
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>>726747357
Have you seen any of his recent videos? I mean, there's no fucking way someone is that disgusting. It has to be satire... please tell me it's satire.
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>>726747108
Not in your sweat dungeon, that's for sure.

You got to go outside and socialize with people, especially in places where men chaise tail.

Currently noboby knows that you exist. It's either because you don't go into places where people socialize or you're not being obvious enough.

Also, you got to be moderately good looking and not hyper-antisocial. By default hambeasts and hobo-tier lunatics don't get laid. Ever.
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>>726747357
thanks for the mammaries
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>>726747643
lol, is that Hila Klein?
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>>726747643
Not only is it not satire, he also tried to sell himself out as a hooker under the name "Stephanie Bustcakes."
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>still begging for money
>still spending it on toys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-SsI0EbdJI
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>>726746036
If you're autistic and male you're going to have one hell of a time getting laid.

If you're autistic and female you're still going to have an easy time getting laid
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>>726748027
I wonder how much traffic he gets?
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>>726748027
He also burned his own house
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>>726748027
>Women Only Need Apply

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Women_Only_Need_Apply_-_No_STD's

kek
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>>726748833
nice double dubs
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>>726747936
At least that freak can deal with the public.
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>>726749291
*could
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>>726746036
Lot of time to study when you're not getting laid
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>>726747811
Oh my god thank you I loved all of that. I'll be sure to take the advice of going outside more, but probably most likely 100% will not.
This hambeast hates talking to mindless retards face to hambeast face, so for now I think I'll stay online and sift through all of the posts of infected dicks to punish my edetic memory.
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>>726747643
how bad is his recent stuff? Last I saw was the video of him in the towel trying to get women to come see him.
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>>726749344
An hero?

>>726749750
Bad with a capital B, Jim.
Chris is obviously losing the meager grip he had on any remaining sanity.

I'd actually be inclined to feel pity for him, but then remember what a raging asshole he actually is.
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>>726750121
Nope, he seemed quite content with life.

Take a wild guess what happened!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KOOSxbi9Fc

oh great, he's prowling playgrounds now
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>>726748027
>Stephanie Bustcakes
My sides
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>>726750341
Wait... wait... wait... KILLED BY MUSLIMS?!?!?!
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>>726746036
>Bitch acting like tumblr doesn't exist
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>>726748946
>[Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [wriggles around] With these breasts. [Chris squeezes his mantits together]

I'm fucking dying
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>>726750496
What?! Are you fucking retarded? Islam is a religion of peace! It was aids that got him, you fucking faggot.
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>>726750496
he brought them home with him and they didn't know he was actually a man
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>cut it into 2 pieces and then shove it up your butt
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>>726748946
Fucking hell...
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>>726750822
Y-y'all got the pussy, [voice goes up a few octaves] that I'm happy to work. [camera suddenly filled with fat back and hog gels]
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>>726751892
kek
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>>726751381
>>726750411
>>726749750
we're about to beat sonichu the game, and I think we got the bad ending
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>>726750411
I'm calling it now, Chris is a fucking lizard! Did you see his human suit waving around like a fucking waterbed?
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>>726750411
>parks in a handicapped zone
>prowling playgrounds like a creeper
>also pic related
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>>726752166
what was the good ending?
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>>726750411
I guess the mothers could smell that he was nearby and cleared out.
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>>726752912
first chapter:
>convince bob to buy life and fire insurance
second chapter:
>unmask Julie early, sell collectables, and become Bob's benefactor
endgame:
>Purchase land deed to private island in the bahamas, ace the ATE event during first tropical storm to find hundreds of waifus washed upon the shore

After the credits we see old-man CWC being approached by Nick Fury
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Cause you can't get pussy if you wear MLP shirts
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>>726753393
TOP KEK
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>>726753393
kek
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>>726753503
Use to have a friend that'd bitch about how he couldn't get any girls, and all he wears is MLP merch.

That and he "patrols" his college campus in a cloak to "protect" his fellow classmates.

Nearly got arrested once.
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this thread has lasted much longer than i thought it would
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>>726754258
ye
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pls die thread
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>>726754735
bump
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>>726754784
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>>726754735
This thread shall LIVE
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>>726748946

jesus christ
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>>726755020
HOLY SHIT! Is that Kim Kardashian?! Didn't know Chris could pull minge like that!
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>>726755020
sidessss
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>>726755020
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>>726755427
kek
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>>726748027

>"Stephanie Bustcakes"

top zozzle
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>>726755020
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